ITT: We try to shit talk other's waifu. Do you best.

Your waifu's not real.

>>145219337
>not 3dpd

Yes, and?

>>145219337
And? It only means she'll never be corrupted like 3dpd

>>145219224
Forgettable waifu from a forgettable series

You're waifu is voiced by a JAV actor.

>>145219224
ded

>>145219224
Ice cold and stiff.

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You know who this is, stop pretending already. That meme got old 2 weeks ago.

>>145219337
No shit.

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give it your best shot faggots

>>145219576
Maya Uchida? If only

>>145220718
Meme girl.

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>>145220718
>seasonal waifu

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>>145220898
Has a sister with a big wart on her forehead.

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>>145220671
Basically an empty shell of a character, absolutely nothing worth noting except perhaps her romantic attraction to the first idiot that smiled at her. I still can't forget the huge cringe from the stupid lines Subaru said when he "saved her". Actually, all of re:zero girls suck except perhaps beatrice and priscilla, she's basically cannon fodder for some added suffering.
>>145220898
Useless sack of shit that never, ever progressed beyond the stupid tsundere act. Being in a shit manga that never, ever advanced might be partly to blame, but that doesn't excuse her absolute doormat attitude. Even memedera was more bearable.

>>145221222
A goddamn monster who killed her children and burned an innocent woman alive out of petty revenge.

>>145220671
Low tier waifubait. Writter was too much of a pussy to kill her and had to backpedal because he was scared it'd affect sales.

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And no, calling her a baka doesn't count.

No man who respects and cares for his waifu, instead of just falling for some meme definition, would post in a thread where the purpose was to insult her.

So all of you must think your own waifus to be shit.

>>145222885
I think they are either trying to see if they can get replies like "I can't, she is perfect." They try to seek validation for their waifu from /a/ instead of having their own taste.

>>145222988
That or they want to "beat" someone in an argument about their waifu and they think this justifies or strengthens their love for them.

>>145222885
The idea is that your love should be enough to accept any kind of criticism, and even admit her faults. Waifus are ideals, but they aren't written by you, you're just borrowing the ideal someone else created. This means that while they can't get tainted like 3DPD, they can still have imperfections. True love is about accepting both the good and the bad things.

>>145222805
She's a jobber

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Try your best, she's literally flawless.

>>145223146
>waifuing a girl from a meme series

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>>145220671
She's a cuck who gets turned into a vegetable
>>145220718
Seasonal waifu
>>145220898
It will never be her year
>>145221222
She's an evil witch who dies in every route
>>145222522
She lusted after a cunt's cock
>>145222696
Half elf commie cumdumpster who is inferior to Satella and every other girl in the series in every way
>>145222805
Jobber who ruined her mom's life
>>145223146
Mary Sue who doesn't get to appear in the best Nep game, VII

>>145223656
You share a waifu with someone who has been in an insane asylum, physically abused a girl in his class, and has molested a child before.

>>145223610
Are you even trying? Throwing a bunch of generic insults all at once to see what sticks doesn't really work in these cases. You might as well have written "your waifu is shit" and it would have had the same effect.

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>>145223780
No bully pls

I like all of the girls in this thread except maybe Plutia

I just wanted to participate

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All head jokes have been done to death, so don't even bother

>>145223864
Vagina wide enough to hide several muskets.

>>145223864
Dumb ass side character.
The only thing she has good are her tits and she can't even keep her head on straight.

>>145219224
Not really that cute desu. Cousin was better girl

>>145224063
Oh fuck, it's you again. What happened to posting with your "blank" name?

>>145223864
Yeah, I'm sure those give you headaches.

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>>145219224

>isn't Wanko

0/10 apply yourself

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>>145223849
>except maybe Plutia
Fuck you. And she's far from a Mary-sue. Nice try, though. Like I said, she's flawless.

>>145224078
I forgot to use it, nothing more.
I rarely post anymore, so meh.

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>>145224109
I realized that I only insulted you and didn't insult Rika. She is an alcoholic granny who assaulted Satoko with a metal chair, has given up on life for the majority of the anime, and can't get out of her situation after hundreds of attempts.

>>145224361
Through hardly any doing of her own. She literally needed K1 to have an almost impossible miracle to have any of this happen. She got lucky. If that didn't happen, she would still be stuck.

>>145224319
Also, to correct you, she never gave up, she only assaulted someone who looked like Satoko and acted nothing like her (would you punch your best friend if he was an alien underneath?). And being an alcoholic is not a negative.

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Foxgirls are best girls.

>>145224319
She's also inferior to both Bernkastel and Erika in almost every sense. Rika a shit.

>>145224448
>she never gave up
Yes she did. If the universe where K1 remembered stuff from previous universe never happened, she would just be sulking with Hanyu and wine.

>she only assaulted someone who looked like Satoko
I'll give you that, but isn't beating her over the head with a potentially lethal weapon a little excessive? Oh wait, look who I'm talking to.

>being an alcoholic is not a negative
I think a chemical dependency of any kind is a negative. How is it not?

Listen, I like Rika, but she has many flaws.

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Give it your best shot. She's the strongest in all the land, able to benchpress five buses at the same time.

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>>145223864
I'll refrain from the head puns, so have a pic related.

>>145219224
literally dead

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>>145224550
>I'll give you that, but isn't beating her over the head with a potentially lethal weapon a little excessive?
Meh

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>>145224895
>No, she was extremely down
Fine. She didn't 100% give up, but she was a miserable person. You bet your ass without that miracle, she would have given up.

>No, plus if you want to get technical, it was all a dream.
Explain why. She was being bullied sure. I could understand maybe a punch or something, but she beats the shit out of her and could have killed her. Your webm you posted >>145225091 just helps my argument. It doesn't matter if it was a dream, since she thought it was actually happening and would have done the same thing in real life.

>Drinking is fun. I'd drink with her all night. How is that a negative?
She is a debbie downer when she drinks. Also, there is a difference than one fun night of drinking and being addicted to it. It is unhealthy. Saying it is not a negative thing is allowing your waifu to harm her body.

>>145224063
>>145224361
Was season 2 of Log Horizon any good?

>>145219576
Can you provide some evidence, my dick needs to know.

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>>145219337
but mai waifu does real faggot

>>145225151
>but she was a miserable person.
Anyone would be miserable in her situation.

>You bet your ass without that miracle, she would have given up.
No, she would have kept trying until the loop/kakera would've been only a day or so. Then she would've had no chance to win. Even then, the final victory was won under a short time, so who knows.

>I could understand maybe a punch or something, but she beats the shit out of her and could have killed her.
Because Satoko's comments were hurtful and Rika got tired of her shit.

>>145225243
Never watched it.

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>>145220671
waifubait and shitty personality in general, almost as bad as fucking Onodera from Nisekoi.

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>>145225151
>Also, there is a difference than one fun night of drinking and being addicted to it.
Rika was never 'addicted', since she got into a new body that never tasted alcohol before. Plus there's nothing wrong with drinking in general. It's fun. I love drinking and so does she.

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>>145225515
Unfeminine.

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>>145225430
>Anyone would be miserable in her situation.
I agree, but I would try as hard as I can to change the outcome. She does less and less as time goes on and almost stops doing anything until K1 comes through for her.

>No, she would have kept trying until the loop/kakera would've been only a day or so
As I said above, this is not true and you know it. She spends most of her days just going through the motions of what she is expected to do in the world as if nothing was going on and at night she drinks herself to sleep.

>Because Satoko's comments were hurtful
This is true and I don't like Satoko myself, but that is still taking it too far. Words can hurt, but she needed to get over it. If she started getting physical, it would be a different story.

>>145225601
>Rika was never 'addicted', since she got into a new body that never tasted alcohol before
Come on. That is cheating. Just because the body condition resets each cycle doesn't change a thing. She drank every night and drank a lot. She was ADDICTED.

> there's nothing wrong with drinking in general
It kills brain cells, dulls the senses, and can make you dependent on it if you drink it too much. That is bad in my book.

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Good luck with that. She's perfect.

>>145220718
Also she does is work and will never have time for you. Also seasonal.

>>145223864
Killed her friends in one of the time lines. What a bitch.

>>145220671
I haven't watched the show but you and everyone else will forget about her once it finishes.

>>145225515
>>145225655
Good taste.

>>145225515
Social Retard
>>145225655
i'm lost anon, cuz i wanna reply, is Seo your waifu? or you answered that anon with a gif?

>>145225515
Doesn't wear socks.

>>145225930
>i'm lost anon, cuz i wanna reply, is Seo your waifu? or you answered that anon with a gif?
Reply with example. Yuki is my waifu.

Had sex with ALL of your waifus. Came on their wedding rings.

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>>145226037

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>>145219224
My waifu could beat up you're waifu.
She could also out drink her.

>>145223864
There are people that have Mami as a waifu?

>>145219224
Unfaithful NTRing bitch, self absorbed, useless to the actual story, and kills her respective in story love interest. Oh, and she's literally used goods.

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>>145226197
>>145223864
I bet he's Mexican.

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>>145222696
Sub human slut
>>145220718
Seasonal garbage eater
>>145220671
cliched cuck

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Do your worst.

>>145225814
She's russian. Literally a slav, so she'll age like shit(Unless you find babushka attractive).

>>145226337
She can't even put on a fucking jacket because she is too busy memeing.

>>145226337
M E M E S

>>145226337
Is a tripfaggot on an anonymous, anime enthusiasts forum.

>>145226337
chan poster.

>>145226357
>>145226386
Considering where we are I don't think ebin maymays are a big deal.

>>145226337
Stereotypical tsudere. Talks a lot, but never delivers. Will get diabetes.

>>145226199
not a virgin

>>145226409
But at least I can put a jacket on properly.

>>145226337
2ch shitposter

>>145226337
She's not faris.

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Every waifu but Yui is inadequate and boring. Yui is by far the best.

>>145226337
memespouting bitch with a guy's name

>>145226459
This.

>>145226337
Generic tsundere.

>>145226460
her tits are the only good thing about her

everything else about her is trash

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>>145225792
>She does less and less as time goes on and almost stops doing anything until K1 comes through for her.
That's only because she tried everything before giving up.

>She spends most of her days just going through the motions of what she is expected to do in the world as if nothing was going on and at night she drinks herself to sleep.
She still tried when the opportunity struck. She tried. She tried with Rena. She tried with Shion. She never stopped trying.

>She was ADDICTED.
Until she jumped bodies and stopped being addicted.
Therefore, she was never addicted.

>that is still taking it too far.
Rika got tired of her shit and took the appropriate measures. I can respect that.

>>145226312
Actually retarded pretending to be retarded.

>>145222805
She's married to another girl.
That's not an insult. Just something to point out.

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>>145226197
All the megukas are waifu worthy material.

>>145226459
>>145226472
Who in the fuck actually likes Faris?

Like I would believe you if you said she isn't Mayuri or Suzuha or Ruka. But Faris is absolute trash

>>145226542
Fight me.

>>145226542
Your mom is absolute trash.

>>145226529
But Homura is an upset time traveling dyke stalking a girl she knew for only a few weeks before she bit it.

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>>145226299
Los zetas represent.

>>145226553
>>145226575
She's shit. SHIT.

>>145226587
Me on the left

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>>145225792
Sorry but want to try and worm my way into this conversation.

Are you possibly the same guy that tried to tell me this bullshit about Rika doing nothing important in the Wednesday thread?

First of all it's a big plot point that you don't wait for miracles, it's impossible because the time it would take would kill your soul. You make them happen by setting the conditions. In this case the miracle was created by gathering all the players, her friends on the same side. Regardless of her despair, it was overcome and that's what really matters.
>I would try
Yeah, and she did too. But remember you're not a little girl. And it's not you who is experiencing friends and family dying over and over. And part of it is Hanyuu's meddling, convincing her that she shouldn't try. K1 didn't anything for her either. All she needed was some direction, words of advice to convince her that it was a possibility.
>The little girl cried when she thought she might've lost them in the mountains than the sea.
>How long will it take till she begins to doubt whether or not she actually lost them to begin with?


For the Satoko thing, Rika lost her cool. It wasn't because mean words or anything petty. It was far worse than getting physical. She lost her "good end" and the key to getting back to the original world where all her real friends were was in Satoko's hands. Satoko, her best friend was acting like she was some unknown person using her friend's body. It wasn't taking anything too far when you consider all Rika wanted was to get her friends back at that point, and this imposter that looks like Satoko took the key away.

As long as it's moderate I don't see any wrong in drinking. She was depressed, it should be different now.

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>>145226583
They're waifu material for themselves.

>>145226583
Sounds like prime waifu material to me

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>>145226521
>That's only because she tried everything before giving up.
I know that if my life were on the line or at least if I knew I was going to suffer, I would do anything in my power to stop it. So should she.

>She tried
She didn't try hard enough. A miracle had to be handed to her for her to win.

>Therefore, she was never addicted.
Your right on a technicality, but I think the point still stands.

>Rika got tired of her shit and took the appropriate measures. I can respect that.
I know you can respect that, but most people wouldn't. I think she was out of line.

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>>145226337
Daddy issues

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I can take it

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>>145226614
What? I don't even browse tumblr.

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inb4 nigger dicks
it's not canon, she's pure

>>145226199
literally who?

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>>145226703
I'm not !Akemi.

>>145226695
Irellevent.

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>>145226726
>shipping cancer
There's no such thing.

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>>145226610
>Are you possibly the same guy that tried to tell me this bullshit about Rika doing nothing important in the Wednesday thread?
No.

>In this case the miracle was created by gathering all the players, her friends on the same side
She had nothing to do with this though. It happened by chance.

>But remember you're not a little girl. And it's not you who is experiencing friends and family dying over and over. And part of it is Hanyuu's meddling, convincing her that she shouldn't try.
This is true, but her life was potentially on the line and so were her friends. If she gives up, it's over. She and her friends die. I don't think you would give up in a situation like that.

>It wasn't taking anything too far
I get what you mean, but you can try to rationalize murder the same way. What happened to Rika was horrible, worse than probably you described it, but it doesn't excuse what she did though.

>She was depressed, it should be different now.
Just because you leave a state of depression, doesn't mean you lose an addiction mate. And even if she did kick the addiction, it doesn't mean it can be ignored. She was an alcoholic.

>>145219337
you're just like my 8 year old brother, I tell him to say hi to my girlfriend and he says she's not real. fuck you.

>>145226695
Dyed hair. Browses tumblr.

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>>145226683
>She didn't try hard enough. A miracle had to be handed to her for her to win.
No, no, no. That's a grave mistake.
The only truly miraculous thing to be handed to her was Keiichi remembering is Tsumihoroboshi. And that didn't amount to anything concrete, though it did give Rika confidence.
In the beginning Rika can't do much in the way of fighting back. Her main method of attack is to gather allies and gather information. The "miracle" that saved her wasn't given to her. She had to preform it. Originally she was waiting for a miracle to be given to her, believing that through the magic of probability eventually the situation would turn out just right and she would be saved. This was the fundamental flaw in thinking that set her back for so long. The true miracle isn't waited for, but created. By bringing all the diverse talents and strengths of her friends together she was able to create that perfect world and saver herself.

It's like she was playing a game of chess over and over. And she kept making random plays thinking "one of these will beat my oponent one day, I just have to wait!" When she realizes her folly she looks over the game thoroughly and beats them opponent by outsmarting them.

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>>145226835
I'm not him. Chill down, ACK.

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>>145219224
When the show was first airing I was watching along with /a/ and was starting to develop feelings for Sanka Rea like hardcore but in wanting to stay faithful to my true waifu, I deleted the series and every single picture I had saved of her off my computer
Still haven't tried to rewatch it
Just going to pretend it never existed.

>>145226905
The transparency on this looks cool

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>>145226863
>>145226905
>>145226969
Fuck, I give up. I was just trying to keep up with the theme of this thread. It's hard to argue something I don't agree with. I agree with you guys. You guys must really like Rika. I literally can't think of a reply against what you say. You win.

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>tfw no one can make my waifu look bad
She did nothing wrong.

>>145227025
But he exists. That person is you, my dear ACK.

>>145227097
You're the only pathetic loser with no friend that I'm seeing here.

>>145226522
The marriage isn't official yet, they aren't even engaged.

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>>145227066
Okay. I'm dumb and didn't even read the OP. I just came in because I saw Rika being discussed. And was getting a little too heated.

>>145226521
You really like that picture huh.

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>tfw my waifu isn't /a/
>tfw they're from a meme series

>>145227185
You still didn't prove you have friends neither that you aren't a pathetic loser, ACK.

So, you have come across ACK.
DON’T PANIC!
Everything is going to be fine. Just follow these few simple steps and everything will be ok.

Do: Click the arrow next to his post number and then report the post.
This will alert a mod to the off topic poster. A mod may not be readily available to come deal with the issue, but just be patient.
There is no need to explain the reasoning behind the report, the mods are well aware of this infamous shitposter, and they will deal with him accordingly.

Don't: Respond.
ACK will attempt to lure you into a discussion, either by falsely accusing you of being someone you are not (!Akemi and rape spammer are the two most popular) or shouting out other false accusations. There is no need to defend yourself. ACK does not actually believe the things he is accusing you of, the whole purpose is to get you to respond so he can meta shit-post about how pairings which he personally doesn’t like are ruining the fandom.

If a moderator doesn’t show up in a timely fashion, ACK will continue to harass you (sometimes double and triple posting, shouting out accusations). It’s ok, he will say anything he can to get a rise out of you. The important thing is to not fall for it. Just report his posts as they come in, and as soon as a mod is available they will deal with him.

>>145227230
Then how did he make her his waifu? Was he just using the meme definition of waifu where she is just a cute looking girl?

>>145227250
No one likes you, ACK.

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>>145227151
It's okay because she's cute.
Just like Berncutesel.

>>145226414
>stereotypical

>>145226492
>generic

Nice meme.

>>145226337
Yuri pervert.

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>>145227282
Cute doesn't mean shit, especially when Berncastel wasn't even the best Seacat.

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What a stupid thread

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>Madoka threads are so cancerous that they spill out

>>145227324
Gay jew mutie scum.

>>145227378
>Erika's a shitty mary sue who never solved anything.
I just got done arguing with you about Rika, do we really need to do the same thing with Erika, especially when she isn't my waifu? In either case, explain what you mean. How is she a Mary Sue?

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>>145227151
>that gave up
Never happened. Rebellion proves it.
>casually acted nice to her
She values friendship. Also, Madoka saved her from death.

Rest is just nonsense.

>>145219224
>Waifu-ing Rea
>Her manga was named after her
>The only action she ever got was from her creepy father
>She's one of the few heroine's to lose to the childhood cousin

Like, holy shit she could not stop fucking up.

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>>145219224
Nobody can say bad thing about Noa

>>145226337
I can't find anything wrong, sorry anon. I let you down.

Dr. Pepper is the fucking best.

>>145227501
>implying Sprite isn't the best soft drink

>>145227493
You're right I can't. Your husband is just too cute.

>>145225515
I cant. She is perfect

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Insult me hard anon.

>>145226337
Reddit's official waifu™

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Impossible. My waifu is literally perfect.

>>145227554
You enjoy Nickelback and Adam Sandler movies.

>>145226337
A complete retard that'd suck her abusive father's cock if he asked her to. Died because of some retarded shit.

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Please do.

Hard mode. No fat-shaming.

>>145227584
>fat-shaming
>>>/tumblr/

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All my waifus are literally perfect and objectively the best characters(!) ever.

>>145227523
Goddammit. She doesnt even look like man

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>>145219224
>Inb4 chuuni

>>145227584
tits look like a pair of testicles

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>>145227626
Sorry I know. She'd look better with longer hair imo.

>>145227605
I mean I was going to say something but pink sonic is literally perfect.

>>145227605
all of them are part of a shitty bait and Amy is 12, you pedo

>>145227672
It would've been a good bait without amy there.

>>145227521
>all the flavoring comes from sugar
>only one flavor
You're wrong.

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>>145219224
>Used and damaged goods
>Soulless husk
>Manipulative
>Ate her love interest's heart

Great taste, anon-kun

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>>145227593
Hold up there bucko. I think you are confused on Erika's role. She was created by Bern to use as a chess piece against Lambda. She was not there to be "right", she was there to help Bern beat Lambda. As you know, Bern's and Lambda's goal was to beat each other. They didn't care about truth. She came up with a "plausible" scenario for the murders to harm Lambda's position which is something Battler could not do. That was her job, no more, no less.

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>>145219224
bring it on

>>145227685
Who cares how it's made? It tastes better. That's all that matters.

>>145227605
9/9, the shit talk in any form is impossible here.

Only Mikasa, Yuno and Hestia are missing.

>>145227795
>choosing mudslimes

>>145227605
I don't understand. Your waifu is a starfish?

>>145227654
How? Noa is perfect with short hair and best tomboy

>>145227739
Lost HARD.
Violent bitch.

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You're all WEAK

>>145227996
>>>/tittymonster/

Why would you like to see your waifu get shitposted and bullied? Do you guys even love her?

>>145228019
That's not an insult

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>>145227897
>And who wrote ep 5? Lambda? No no, it was Tohya.
>Ep 1-2 were forgeries created by Bernkastel. Ep 3-6 were forgeries created by Tohya.
Fuck, it's been too long since I read this. I forgot who made which parts.

>victory requirements for Bernkastel to win was to find the truth
Even so, you can't deny that Erika was better at this than Battler. Erika was controlled by Bern. If Bern couldn't figure it out, neither could Erika. You really shouldn't be blaming Erika, the one to blame is Bern.

And besides, even if what you said was true, Erika was more fun, cute and interesting than Bern in every way. Erika has flaws, but not as much as Bern.

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>>145227880
>not choosing purest waifus

>>145227996
Disgusting personality
Dumb tits
Edgy
Dumb as fuck
Genocidal maniac bitch
FOTM Shonen/edgeshit

>>145228044
You have to understand that when I say she's a Mary Sue, this isn't a negative comment. She is a literal self insert of Bernkastel. And forgeries are literature. So, obviously, connect the two.

She's just a mary sue that sucked at everything. Hence, a shitty mary sue.

>>145228069
+1
And objectively the worst-written character in that manga.

>>145228107
>mary sue that sucked at everything
She solved the epitaph didn't she? While she did make mistakes, she wasn't total failure you make her out to be.

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>>145227897
>Ep 1-2 were forgeries created by Bernkastel
You mean Beatrice right?
>>145228044
Erika is good, dumb fun. But let's not get ahead of ourselves. Bern is what happens when the god of the metaverse maxes out the "gap moe" stat.
Bern's flaws run inverse and make her really good in a similar way to Erika. The flaws are fun.

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>>145228069
>Genocidal maniac bitch
sorry i didn't quite get it
geno-what?

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My first and only.

>>145227739
Bug eyed bitch

>>145228157
>Erika is good, dumb fun
Erika single-handedly saved episode 5 and 6 (I think? As I said, it has been a while since I read this) and actually made it fun to read. Bern was hardly in it. If anything, she should have been in it more.

>>145228261
>Tohya essentially said 'okay, and Erika now solved the epitaph' and moved on. You never see her solve it. Hence, she never solved it. She never did anything.
This is some fucked logic. Just because you don't see her solve it (although I swear there was a whole scene for this) doesn't mean it didn't happen. If we are to write off anything that we don't see, Umineko would be impossible to understand.

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inb4
>bro can't be waifu
Fight me.

>>145228388
Bros before hoes doesn't apply when the hoe is the bro.

>>145227554
Shit anime, lost so hard that she's essentially irrelevant to the story.

>>145228391
>only that she was teleported to the golden room and claimed she had solved it
If we are going to go by this insane scenario, I would ask how she got teleported. Or I would like to bring up that it was never specified that the characters weren't actually aliens who also called themselves "human". Should I argue that they are actually aliens? No, because that is ridiculous, like your scenario.

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>>145228532
>I would ask how she got teleported.
Tohya wrote the story and skipped scenes. How is that hard to grasp?

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Only cons to Misato is she has a daddy kink desu

>>145228694
btw, I hate all you fucking niggers here, I hope this board loses to fucking /ck/ today

If you really loved your waifu why would you want her to be shittalked?


>>145228718
I would hope that just because /ck/ is the best board

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>>145228641
Just because a scene was skipped, doesn't mean the stuff didn't happen as I said before. Why don't you just admit it? Erika is a smart girl who solved something almost nobody else could. Admit that she isn't a shit Mary Sue. Just accept the truth.

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A Christian woman for a nice and healthy family.

>>145228694
>spoiled goods
>alcoholic
>mentally ill/depressed

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>>145228733
/ck/ would be better if it wasn't for all the fucking poor ass college fags that make threads about the best way to make their shitty cheap ramen every fucking day

>>145228694
I mean, if you like your women fast and loose then it's no problem.

>>145228785
>spoiled goods
le 'she has to be a virgin' may may

get real, I don't like roasties as much as the next guy but I won't give a shit if a girl has had sex a few times, especially if was only with one man

>alcoholic
that makes two of us

>mentally ill/depressed
Same

>>145228821
She betrays you out to an evil government organization.

Sena may have tried to kill you but she cares about you in the end.

>>145228821
Whose eyes are those eyes?

>>145228737
But she is a Mary Sue, I even explained why. She's a Mary Sue and a shitty one at that.

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How can you shit talk against a literally who?

>>145229037
She only existed to be fucked by a gary stu

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>>145229072
take that back
in the novels she had more dialogue :'c

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I have a feeling you're going to have fun trash-talking my waifu.

>>145228998
Fine. I will argue that she is not a Mary Sue. What you said earlier:
>When Erika first shows up, she's loved by everyone, solves the epitaph with ease, etc. She is displaying Mary Sue trait of being perfect. Erika's character is simply BEING a mary sue, however, when the murders happen, she can't solve any of it. [...]
Hence, even though she's perfect, she sucks at everything. Thus, is a shitty mary sue.

>When Erika first shows up, she's loved by everyone
Bullshit. In one episode, they were so put off by her attitude they decided to pull a prank on her.

>solves the epitaph with ease
At least you admitted that she solved it and not the teleporting shit.

>She is displaying Mary Sue trait of being perfect
Her most defining attribute is that she is a detective. Why wouldn't she be able to solve this kind of stuff? And as you have said earlier, she makes mistakes. I don't see how she is viewed as "perfect."

>Erika's character is simply BEING a mary sue, however, when the murders happen, she can't solve any of it.
She does her best. Doesn't the fact that she can't do it and she makes mistakes completely destroy the Mary Sue angle?

>Hence, even though she's perfect, she sucks at everything. Thus, is a shitty mary sue.
As I've shown, she is just shown as being an avid detective, but she makes mistakes when the actual murders pop up. How can a Mary Sue make so many mistakes? Simple, she isn't a Mary Sue. She is just a smart girl who took detective work in Novels too seriously.

>>145229204
Gay.

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Make her cry, anons

>>145219337
OP said 'shit talk' not flatter.

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Do your worst.

>>145228737
Dame Da, Zen zen Dame da. Erika, while being smart, missed a lot of large details about the mystery. All she cared about was being right rather than understanding or trying to catch the culprit! Erika's logic was masked by her own desire to be completely correct, rather than actually looking at, or caring about the mystery. Even BATTLER ended up reaching a solution before she did, when he stopped shitting around. As much as I love Erika she's too caught up in her own ego to solve anything.

>>145229200
Isn't this avatarfagging? Why are you not getting your posts deleted?
>>145229085
Generic tsunshit, pretty forgettable and not even the prettiest in her series.

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You youngsters have shitty taste.

>>145229228
>Solves the epitaph with ease
. On top of that didn't she need Battler around to help her solve it in the first place? She couldn't perfectly solve it on her own? He put in about as much work as she did and she took most of the credit.

I agree I wouldn't really call her a mary sue, more of some girl who presents herself as one, and acts more perfect than she actually is. Karma really bites her in the ass a lot.

>>145219224
Isnt she demon?

>>145229466
Your waifu is a husbando.

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>>145219224
try it you fuckers. if you insult her she'll kill you while raping your waifu and she'll make you watch

>>145229511
>is also a husbando
FTFY.
Not sure how that's an insult though.

>>145229424
I can't go into as much specifics as you did since you obviously remember more than I do about Umineko. I will however counter this point that you keep bringing up about how she is perfect. What about her is perfect? She, as you have implied, cares more about her being right than the truth. She goes to insane amounts lengths to do this like killing the family pranking her. She can't solve the epitaph by herself, like >>145229491 reminded me. She made constant mistakes. When she came to a hypothesis, she didn't test it, instead she believed it to be true immediately and built her reasoning behind it. How in the hell does this translate into a Mary Sue? I think you just want to use a buzzword against her because it is easier than making any other point.

>>145228864

Could they be god's eyes?

>>145229497
No. A zombie.

>>145229275
She's from the worst game in the series

>>145220898
As lame as Onodera

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>>145229697
even worse. why would you stick you johnny into a corpse? pig disgusting.

also bet you cant insult my waifu.

>>145229624
>My brain trembles

>>145229718
what the fuck is that thing supposed to be

>>145220718
You'll forget about her in a couple of months.

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>>145229718
Not spooky enough.

>>145229833
not even spooky. just manipulative bitch with black eyes

>>145229884
But that's what makes her great.

>>145229204
No trash talk to be had here, Parasect is actually a pretty solid choice.

>>145229961
but can she kill people IRL just by touching them in a game like my waifu? no sir.

>>145229863
I don't think we are ever going to get past this. I'm trying to follow your logic. The definition of a Mary Sue is
>A Mary Sue is an idealized and seemingly perfect fictional character, a young or low-rank person who saves the day through unrealistic abilities.

The way you make the the case that she is a Mary Sue is
>Because she's a literal self insert of Bernkastel with bullshit abilities who is loved by everyone

I've brought up enough instances which shows how she is not loved by everyone (episode 5 isn't the only one that counts). I've brought up how her "bullshit abilities" aren't so great. You then say that she is just a "failed or shitty Marry Sue." I just don't understand how she starts off as a Mary Sue and just fails at it, since I've established that she isn't always adored and she isn't great with logic.

The only argument you can make to say that she is a Mary Sue who failed at being one is
>she's a literal self insert of Bernkastel
Yes and? Is Bernkastel well liked by everyone and does she have "bullshit abilities"?

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>>145230081
I wasn't talking about parasect, I was talking about Kashima.

>>145230183
Sigh... You just don't understand.
Without love it cannot be seen.

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>>145219224

Try all you like. You cant.

>>145230222
Well, tangela is also ok. Not as useful as parasect, but not worthless.

Nice trips.

>>145230183
I feel that Ryukishi intended her to SEEM like a perfect mary sue, only to instantly destroy all of those expectations. Because that's What Ryukishi is known to do. A lot of the characters start out seemingly nice or perfect before their flaws are revealed. Erika was just more overt about it.

It'd argue that until Episode 6, where his flaws are revealed, George is more of an actual mary sue rather than the deconstruction erika ended up being. (Perfect, nice, loved by literally everybody in the family sans Kinzo, Already doing extremely well in building a name for himself in the business world, always seems to be on the moral high ground...)

>>145229424
Someone who proudly announced that she has a duct tape can't be Mary Sue anon

>>145229863
I don't want to be throwing off buzzword but she's more of deconstructing type than the real one. Shitty Mary Sue is definitely not the word

>>145230265
She is a dangerous arthropod, not our waifu.

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>>145230468
I disagree but I get what you meant

>>145230405
She'll probably eat Anon if he gets too close. She's best to be bug sprayed,

>>145230546
>Mashiro
Do you even want to hear it?
Honestly, I wouldn't know anything positive to say about her.

>>145230439
The question is what isn't wrong about CC?

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>>145229833
Have fun

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>>145230578
This thread won't do. It is impossible to shit on Pure Snowlike Shiina

PS: She got more things done than the mentally capable ones in the series

>>145230726
Mentally impaired
Has problems expressing feelings
Has problems understanding social situations
Unable to sustain herself
Not intelligent in any way or shape
Artfag
Blonde
Delusional
Naive

Want me to go on?

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>>145219224
Call me old fashioned but I came here to post something nice about your waifu.

Just kidding

>>145227996
>Muh bloodlust
For the sake of killing she can even consider bad side as good side.

>>145229204
I can't. Everytime when she is actually being cute in front of her senpai I will forget whatever I thought negatively about her.

>>145231260
Deconstruction does not equal shitty. This is just common sense

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>>145230183
>>145231260
I'm impressed by you two and the ability to argue about a simple definition for hours. Is a mary sue still a mary sue if she fails at her intended trait?

I think Erika is less a Mary Sue which is a kind of author self-insert designed to be literally perfect for the purpose of self aggrandizement. And more of a silly reflection of the kind of perfect detective that is so common in fiction. That can solve any case without worry, do anything, outsmart anyone etc.

Basically what you're saying is that she's shitty at being a shitty character.
And then arguing back, no she's not shitty.

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>>145230283
Thanks, I'm surprised that people appreciate her this much at least. Usually I just get comments calling me a fag for liking what is basically a guy in a skirt (short hair, flat chest).
I just wish I knew someone like her in real life.

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Airi Sena

>>145230813
I like her but you hit the nail on head.
She's a qt, but utter fucking trash

>>145234335
How so? By the end of the series she accomplished much more than "the reliable" ones, relationship-wise and career-wise. She takes care of herself and do chores.

>>145235488
>relationship-wise
Wrong.
>She takes care of herself and do chores.
Barely, she became better, but don't delude yourself, she's still an autistic mess.

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>>145230547

id take the risk

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BEST WIDE

>>145226337
Ruined an already average filler movie

>>145235519
Meme girl of seasons past.

>>145226337
How did this got so many replies? Is Kurisu loved or hated around here?

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Snack princess is literal perfection

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Come at me, I've heard it all before.

My waifu is getting bullied so hard in her series right now that I refuse to post her in a thread like this.

>>145240617
She got cucked out of her own series

>>145240533
Gets gassed and mind-controlled like a dumbass.

>>145241134
Not her fault dumbass

>>145229713
>implying onodera is even close to the greatness called Hinagiku

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All of the waifus posted are good
Anon is good too
Have a nice day everyone

>>145241420
The only other people you could blame would be the writing staff. Serena has been a useless shit ever since leaving Standard.

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>>145219224
Literally NOTHING you can say
Shes perfect

>>145242056
Where's your waifu? I only see a pile of clothing.

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Go for it.

>>145219337
>came to post this
>was first post
thanks anon

>>145241758
Thank you Lord Vader. I'm sure you waifu is cute too.

>>145244167
....he killed her

your waifu's a shit

>>145243458
she acts like autist

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>>145238315
Loved, which is why she's a big target for (You) addicts.

>>145244293
I don't think you know what autism is, unless you mean shitty meme autism.

>>145219224
Cousin was better

>>145244613
She never confessed to Araragi, until it was too late.

>>145243458
fat pig slut and melodramatic edgy whore only good for the body she offers readily to older male relatives for the privilege of sleeping on their floor instead of the dumpster where she belongs. Obnoxious know it all whose only redeeming feature is the ability to imitate a lesser creature, which ironically is an improvement over her normal disposition.

>>145247022
>listing memes
I'm outside your house fucking fight me, I bet you're waifu is trash.

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>>145220718
Gay marriage isn't legal in Japan, Hifumi.

>>145220718
Meme girl of the season.

>>145241588
Irrelevant

>>145229275
She wears a slutty outfit to war.

>>145235519
She needs to wear a better bra so her boobs don't bounce so much. Also those moles suck.

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>>145222805
Loser dad means she'd give you shit children, especially the males. Daddy issues means she's psychologically impaired from being a functional person who could love you for who you are.
>>145222696
Half-elf means she's a slut who loves ogre cock and will never be satisfied by your meager human penis.
>>145222522
A loser who forces herself to appear sociable and throws herself to every scrap of attention.
>>145221222
Has shit taste in men as proven by her fate.
>>145220718
Inevitable cheater, she spends too much time at work and around town.
>>145220671
Insane murderer who tortures first, asks questions later.
>>145219224
Died and had poor choice in boys.
>>145223146
Perfect. Maybe too perfect. You could never live up to having her and your life would be miserable knowing you are purposely dragging her down from her enormous potential.
>>145223838
Flat.
>>145223849
Heartless monster.
>>145223864
You are boobs.
>>145224098
Cursed with loving/lusting a shitty childhood friend.
>>145225422
You've just made her worse by posting that and C2 is literal perfection-tier.
>>145225515
She'd treat you like shit and get old really fast. Might as well fuck your best male friend, you homo.
>>145225814
Idol= slut. Sucks producer dicks all around the world.
>>145226186
Break your penis.
>>145226199
She has seen more cock than you do every day at the toilet.
>>145226337
Suzuha literally BTFO Kurisu in the movie. She's quite the piece of shit and judging by her father she'd carry cancer-personality in all your children.
>>145226312
Tsundere cunt.
>>145226460
You are boobs.

Your waifu loves someone in her anime.

>>145226529
Martyr complex.
>>145226686
Reckless violent idiot, will never care for anyone except Tsugumi.
>>145226693
Flat.
>>145226695
Poor aesthetic taste and doesn't know what to do with her life.
>>145226701
Is a broken husk.
>>145226724
Sixty nigger cocks. Is a proven asshole.
>>145227493
Manjaw
>>145227554
Tiny idiot from outerspace.
>>145227562
Branded slut of the empire.
>>145227584
Useless fat-head who's so desperate she'd beg for cock on the street.
>>145227605
>sonicslut
>>145227739
Violent and self-deprecating. Can never love anyone since she doesn't put herself first.
>>145227795
Will succumb to wahabism.
>>145227996
Cancer in every way and took the fatty's cock several times.
>>145228272
Airhead.
>>145228388
Elf=slut.
>>145228694
Broken person who can't express herself through anything than her cunt.
>>145228769
Is literally insane and will "inquisition" your ass for being out of line with her strict house-rules.
>>145228821
Inevitable rape victim.
>>145229037
Redheaded reject with a deadbeat dad. Her issues are countless.
>>145229204
You're gay.
>>145229256
Desperate for attention.
>>145229275
Frigid.
>>145229466
Will crush your dick once you pour warm semen inside her.
>>145229624
Inevitable Subaru-food. How does it feel to have your waifu consumed by a NEET loser?
>>145229833
Has a penis.
>>145230265
Will get stepped on and crushed like the bug she is.
>>145230546
Autistic piece of shit. Will take your neighbour and dad's dicks randomly one day.
>>145230723
Is mother to diformed children.
>>145231307
You're gonna die being with her.
>>145234254
Desperate for attention. Useless and devoid of will.
>>145235519
Will have sagging tits very soon.
>>145237791
Is a huge slut on the inside.
>>145240533
Dumb as bricks, will produce below-average children.
>>145240617
Can't even do her damn job.
>>145241588
Will sag quickly. Used goods.
>>145242056
Will never love you as much as her seifuku.
>>145243458
Shit in every way unless turned into an apparition.

>>145247589
Massive daddy and cultural issues, is a terrorist.
>>145249244
She's such a klutz that you'll end up with your penis bitten one day.

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>>145251225
I....I....I CAN'T

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>>145219224
WHITE KNIGHT REPORTING IN

I'm here to defend you're waifu.

>>145250958
Everything in this post is wrong. Those girls are pure maidens who deserve tender loving.

>>145251296
Incubator.

>>145251225
Unknown, thus unpopular, thus, nobody wants her, thus it means that she's ugly.

Q.E.D.

>>145251225
Will only get off from insane maso-play like getting pissed on, strangled and told what a worthless loser she is. This will cause you great discomfort and an inability to view her in a motherly light OR she will grow resentful due to lack of proper pleasuring and cheat on you with the scum of the earth who will demean her in every way.
>>145251296
Is a MS fucktoy.

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>>145251378
>Unknown
You must be very, very new here.

>>145251568
Loves gangbangs and pursuit of male genitals has ruled over her life + will inevitably get you murdered.

>>145251523
That one's a robot, which means she browses /r9k/ and posts frogs and crying wojaks.

>>145251178
If that's the worst thing you can think I guess I'm fine.

>>145252019
I was in love with Nadia when i was 8

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>>145250291
>You've just made her worse by posting that and C2 is literal perfection-tier.
>he thinks a cute dance routine makes her worse

Faggot that is exactly what makes her perfect, she is the right combination of beautiful, sexy, cute, and mature

>>145252085
Not talking about Nadia though.