Be honest with me /a/ and name me 5 reasons why any mildly sane

Because they love Rem.

I just want an average gf like Rem, she doesn't need to be perfect.

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Do you even have to ask

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>>145178139
To be honest if I would go after Loli Jew as my wife.

I would die multiple times for her.

>>145178139
Rem is supreme.
How many times do I have to say that?

>>145178713
OP wants 5 reasons, so you need to say it 5 times. I'll give you the other 4 reasons
Rem is supreme.
Rem is supreme.
Rem is supreme.
Rem is supreme.

>>145178139
Rem is sexier.

>>145178139
Because she makes my heart go doki doki

>>145178139
ok let's make it all clear:

Emilia:
>Speaks to spirits like some autistic kid.
>Half elf half human, unreliable genetics.
>Weird looking eyes.
>Some shady connection to most evil/corrupted woman who ever lived (the witch).
>Always too kind to the point of being retarded.
>Can't do anything useful, except for healing and chatting with floating light-bulbs.
>High ambitions, which makes her manipulative and you'll end up just like a pawn fulfilling her demands.
>Huge inferiority complex and anxiety

Rem:
>Pure demon blood.
>Can handle all kinds of hardships and housework.
>Cute looking, blue eyes masterrace.
>Badass fighter.
>Hardships she went through forged her character so she knows that most valuable things in life are the simple ones, like family .
>Encourages you to be the best version of yourself and accepts your flaws.

>>145178139
I can name one. She's the only person in the entire show who still gives a shit about him despite his being a worthless piece of shit.

>>145178139
>> contracted with a spirit that can destroy the world
Contracted with spirit that WILL destroy the world. I'm not dealing with doomsday device.

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>>145178139
Rem can play twister, and there is absolutely no indication of Emilia being able to do so

>>145179051
Is that supposed to be a good thing? If Subaru a shit, he should be treated as such. Not enabled.

>>145179062
She's not very good at it. Her whole body is touching the mat!

>>145178139
>Crusch
>mediocre
Now that's bullshit. I pick Ram anyway

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-Adorable demon girl
-Some men want to live cozy, simpler lives and Rem is totally equipped for it.
-Loving and understanding while also having expectations. Emilia has no expectations and doesn't understand people for shit, otherwise she would know Subaru has the hots for her.
-Rem treats Subaru like a man. Emilia treat Subaru like a dog: pets him up when he's good and then sends him to the doghouse when he misbehaves. "Stay, Subaru, stay! Good boy!"
-Rem isn't hated by everyone, nor will choosing her mean dying in the pursuit.

>>145178139
> a princess
Yeah, means a filthy commoner like Subaru or would be delgated to a boytoy consort at best. If she actually gets selected there's no way her marriage wouldn't be political.
> one of the most beautiful girls in the land
> smart and kind with a sense of humour
These are all nice, but her kindness allows her to get taken advantage by others.
> contracted with a spirit that can destroy the world
Yeah, but he doesn't seem to be all that good at preventing assassinations. Making her a glass canon that everyone wants.
> life of adventure being a husbando of royalty
Being a target of everyone who wants to get rid of the weirdo commoner with too much influence and never having and privacy or peace.

Emilia is a nice short-term fling not a good long-term choice to settle down with.


> mediocre looks compared even to Crutsch. And I'm a Feltfag
Agreed. She can't be that bad, Ram is acceptable to the clown and he's running a eugenics program, but she's not really great.

> rem's hopes and dreams are pretty much normie-tier. Muh halfling kids, death by old age, unconditional love.
What? Normie girls don't have those dreams past 12 anymore.
> Incredibly unlucky and unreliable genetics. Pic related
Good enough to be a spare for the clown on genetics. Ram was next to Reinhard in combat power before losing her horn.
> life of poverty and suffering 70% of time. toworkistolose.jpeg
Dude, her education and physical ability makes her completely financially mobile, an excellent and rare thing in a medieval culture. Yeah, you'll have to work to support yourself until you are old, but that's what kids are for, to take care of you then.

>>145178139
Emilia is a good waifu.

Rem is just a better fit for Subaru.

>>145178139
rem
>maid
>cute
>kind
>knows the values of life
>loyal
>sense of sacrifice
>oni
>not a bitch
>unmatched at housework
>melee/ranged melee as weapon of choice: staple of many action games

emilia
>shit name
>half elf scum
>is a bitch
>neo-marxism exponent
>supported by a clown
>cant even protect her lands
>has a time bomb strapped on her back
>dirty full magic user

emilia is a failure, she can't do anything on her own, she either needs a clown, an autistic spirit ready to destroy the lands or subaru's respawn.

Rem has proven to be more competent while being technically weaker.

>>145178139
Because Emilia
>is a princess
>isn't hotter than most of the stock female citizen models
>can't get a clue
>is contracted to a spirit that can destroy the world
>would delegate you to a husbando, an identityless entity.

These are all bad points.

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>>145179730
>>145179759
>>145179852
These guys get it.

>>145178139
>sane
There's your problem

Cause Emilia is a strang idapandant waman dat dont need no man and Rem is a traditional wife who will cook for you and make babies.

Emiliafags vote Hillary
Rembros vote Trump

>>145178139
Because Emilia doesn't love you.

>>145180382
I thought she needed the molester clown to support her claim.
Oh wait

>>145178139
Because Emilia isn't waifu material
Rem is waifu material

I bet Emilia isn't your waifu

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>>145181599
Anything can be waifu material.
Our world is not an ideal one.

I love Rem and Ram because their heads look like lollipops.

>>145178139
>Emilia
>Princess
Nope, only a dragon onahole candidate

>smart
>"I think i'm pregnant because i kissed Barusu"

>kind
>"I only helped because it would nag me if i let it slide."

>contracted with a spirit that can destroy the world
Same spirit would STILL destroy the world when she dies. Only delayed the inevitable.

>>145181895
Put some kids in her and the spirit wont want to kill those probably. Unless they're cunts. Maybe grandkids?

Emilia-tan is my waifu

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>>145178139

Rem:
>super cute
>wears a cute maido dress
>good a housework
>a fucking demon that will kill shit
>not a whore
>will always love you because she knows who you are and encourages you to do your best like last time
>will sacrifice herself to you
>super cute, this is important.

emilia
>not as cute
>cute dress though
>dense as fuck
>no one likes her but her spirit
>personality isnt as good
>is a rape baby half elf
>is a typical, emotional leftist for wanting to bring equality to the kingdom but not knowing nature itself wasnt made to be equal and is destined to fail.

>>145182574
How is everyone supposed to be equal anyway when you have demonic combat-gods and normal humans living in the same world? You'd either have to oppress the genetically superior, or privilege the inferior to fuck. And then that's not very equal either.

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I want to make cute quarter elf babies with Emilia.

>>145182752
What differs in an elf's genetic makeup anyway?
Are the two species even compatible?

>>145183014
all I know is they crave the cock more than normal women cause they need to breed more for survival