A girl asks you out, what do you do!
jump out of the window
wake up
>>145157699
tell her I'm gay
Automatically suspect she is trying to trick somehow and politely tell her no
Girls can ask guys out?
>>145157785
please don't gay
rape
grab her dick
>>145157699
Kill myself obviously
Ask her what anime she wants to watch on Netflix, and then drop her if she wants to watch anime on Netflix
>>145157699
Allow her to ride with me on my unicorn all the way back to my magical castle on Mars.
>>145159388
What if she immediately dumps you for wanting to watch anime on Netflix?
>>145159435
Tell her to open the letter I'd written her earlier, saying it was only a test.
>>145157699
Tell her that she is a 3d slut and her asking me out is proof.
Ask her for sex or candy
Genuflect
>>145157699
>girl
Politely but sternly tell her to go ask her parents why it's inappropriate to ask out adult men.
>>145157699
>>145159489
All according to keikaku
>>145157699
Keep masturbating
>>145157699
Pretend I'm gay.
>>145161930
>Implying you're not
Ask her if she took her medication today
>>145157699
Go out with her.
>>145161930
>pretending
>>145164380
What are you, gay?