The last series you watched is now set in America

>school is slathered in graffiti
>teacher is drunk
>wires and shit hanging out of the ceiling
>everyone has asbestos poisoning
Any high school anime needs that reworking.

>Irresponsible Captain Tylor

Tylor is played by adam sandler

>>145143016
>Subaru has to stop another school shooting

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>>145143016
>Konata and friends are fat fucks

>>145143016
>Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou
>it not set in the countryside anymore
>no more beautiful backgrounds
>all the places are full of smog
>MC gets hit by a pick-up truck once she gets out of the door of her shop

>>145143239
>he willingly watched Lucky Star nine years after it aired

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>Little Busters are an actual street gang that sells drugs and shit

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>goes outside to play instead because the internet speed is so slow

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>Shinji grows a pair, gets in the robot, and fucks Asuka

>>145143443
>enlist in the military

>>145143131
You sonofabitch.

>Male teacher arrested for sexing large breasted female student after having her care for his daughter.

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> contractors are hired by the government (like in the UK)
> due to inconsequent CIA work information about Hells Gate got public
> a movement to support contractors and dolls to get special rights grew and vanished as another social topic became more popular
> Mao is morbidly obese and therefore completely useless
> Huang can literally not geet drunk because that atrocity Americans consider "beer"
> Chinese electric batman gets randomly shot while walking down the street in episode 3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfJuJrqFhXM

Remember me, Americans?

>>145143016
mio is black
ritsu is hispanic
yui is native american
azusa is asian
mugi is white

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>Ako's mom cuts off the internet and makes her kid go to school like a normal person

>>145143016
Willem Dafoe is Ryuk.

>>145143016
But Keith Bandit is Canadian.

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>nothing is different because Touma represents ALL MORALITY

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>Baccano!
W-well

>>145144231
Then set in Mexico.

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>Kizumonogatari
Cat goes home with ARRRG after they first meet and flirt after school. They fuck like wild animals, and continue doing so for years to come. There are no spooky adventures.

Best possible ending, really.

>yuyuyu
Tougou wears a MAGA hat and has the Gadsden flag painted on her weelchair's wheels.

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>>145143281

>>145143016

the women are fatter and uglier

>>145143016
One-Punch Man stays more or less the same, it didn't really rely too much on Japanese or American culture

>>145143016
>eden of the east
well

>>145143016

>owari no seraph

>Now set in san fran, the obvious root of all demon evil
>The vampires live in New York
>Yuu was picked up by the adoption agency after he found a book on evolution and was beaten half to death by his tennessee born parents.
>The hyakuya sect is now called the Cruz sect
>The godly hiroyuki sawano soundtrack is replaced by something completely subpar
>No homosexual tension between characters, instead they just jump each other, and then act like nothing happened really awkwardly
>Japanese Imperial Demon Army becomes the American Freedom Party Army
>The Hiragis are now called the Johnsons

Kinda wish I was watching desert punk instead.

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>>145144563
>he thinks Asian women aren't uglier
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>145144678
4kids version of Owari no seraph souns fun

>>145144678
>The godly hiroyuki sawano soundtrack is replaced by something completely subpar
why would that happen?

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>Prisma Illya 3rei!!
Didn't exist because of SJWs.

>>145143016
>Gintama
It's now set in the wild west and samurai are now cowboys.

>>145143264
still comfy

>>145144607
>literally east of eden by john steinbeck

>>145145294
>TYPEMOON can no longer coast by selling porn to pedophiles
>Tsukihime Remake finished and released
>Fate 2 finished and released
Sounds fucking awesome.

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>>145143016
>Everyone becomes even more retarded and useless

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>>145143016
Everyone is throw in jail

>>145143016
Taboo Tattoo? I wonder if it'd be very different. More fanservice with american girls I guess.

>>145145294
>>145145701
Set in America, not made by Americans you dipshits

>>145144404
kek
It'll be all about those cartels or something.

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>precure
>pink is a preteen mom
>blue is a smart black girl
>yellow is an indian
>green is from the deep south
>red is pink's daughter
>generals are based off a hamburger, hot dog, and a pizza

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>>145145701
>Tsukihime Remake finished and released

How dare you ever get my fucking hopes up like that

>>145143016
>Garo is set in America
>Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are horrors

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>Jojo: Stardust Crusaders
>nothing changes

>boku no hero academia
literally nothing.

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>>145145974

>>145143016
>Girls und Panzer
Kay is now the main character and Saunders win.

>>145145761
Actually, it would something like The 100 with lots of dead characters and lesbian sex.

>Boku no Pico

Well, I'd imagine shit is enough to rewrite the constitution

>>145145527
It would be even better
There's not enough cowboy anime

Steel ball run
So nothing change
But if manga doesn't count then diamond is unbreakable
Josuke shoot the school because someone insulted his haircut
Akira become a rockstar
Yukako rape koichi
Koichi is sent to prison because women cant rape
Kira work with michael bay
Hayato shoot his school

>>145146016
Wild West Garo when?

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>>145143016
>reigen is an unapologetic jew

>>145147081
>Fantasy-based M*A*S*H
I'd watch it.

>>145143016
Nothing, I was watching Baccano

>>145146910
Holy shit that would be great. Actually in the third Toku series a Makai Priest uses a revolver.

>New Game

All the girls are fat, make $7.50 an hour, the game is shit and they get painfully overworked. Basically fat girls suffering. It would be pretty entertaining imo desu

>>145143239
THICKER

>>145143016
>Space Dandy
not much

>>145148091
>American Dandy
>He's a dandy guy
>In America

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Non Non Biyori in rural America wouldn't change much.

>>145147081
Would boner me even more then i first started reading it

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>>145143016
It's like the Sci-Fi civil war if the South wouldn't be retarded and the North would

>>145143016
>Kannagi
Is there an american equivalent to being an Idol?

>>145143443
His dad loves him and he gets in the robot

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>>145147081
>"No, the emperor's just part of the problem! Look, if the emperor invested more on the pussy infrastructure of the Empire than he did on his gay-ass army, then this world would be no more fucked up than, say, Mexico."

>>145147081
The U.S government would obliterate the Empire the second they got there.

>>145143016
ReZero'll actually work in US
>MC wakes up
>goes to school
>There is a shooting
>MC wakes up again
>Tries to stop shooting
>Dies
>Repeat
It's like Edge of Tomorrow but in high school
>

Orange.

Everyone is edgier and not as comfy.

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The cures are all "plus sized", have problem glasses and dyke haircuts, wear boiler suits instead of dresses and spend half their time "challenging gender stereotypes". Also, half of them are black and one is a tranny.

>szs set in America
the title would change, for one.

>>145143139
No more cute girls for him, just feminist bitches. And I thought he can't suffer eve more.

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It'd be pretty much the same.

>>145143443
>>145143501
SWJ got his dad in fail, the Earth is doomed and Shinji can be the biggest faggot.

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>>145150799
Post yfw Col. Kilgore waxes philosophy while napalming elf fucking shits.

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>Oshiete Galko-chan

The rich friend would either be a vegan occupy SJW or a popular snobby bitch, the only two available options for wealthy American trust fund girls.

Galko-chan would be a single mom of a biracial child and receive welfare benefits while selling "massages" on backpage to supplement her trendy lifestyle.

Otako would be fat.

>>145143016
>The Simpsons
I knew it!

>>145145093

Because bad things happen to good people anon, bad things happen to good people.

Also, Bruce falconer. While I like his work for the later sagas, everything up to frieza was supbar apart from piccolo and vegeta's theme/

>>145143016
Selectors have to fight freedum battles to grant their wishes.
Main Character makes a new wish "Free burgers for everyone".
Unexpectedly she loses 3 freedum battles and her wish is inversed.
Now burgers taste like shit.
Queue New York Ghoul eating montage where everyone is going crazy from no burgers.
90% of Americans like the shit burgers.

>>145147081
>soldiers keep getting drunk and accidentally raping the population
>nobility ends up having several american babes before they even get to the capital
>3/4th of the country is now useless and full of refugees because of bombing runs
>USA begins domesticating monsters because they find them badass
>corporations being sketchy with new population labor
>American women upset that they are left home alone with their new boyfriends child with no childsupport from their military husband because the men refuse to leave the land of monster titty

>Mob Psycho 100

Mob is severely bullied by classmates for being socially awkward and later he is taken in by the FBI for having psychic powers.

Reigen is questioned if he's a pedophile for being Mob's friend and gets charged for paying him below minimum wage and arrested for being a phony psychic

>>145147081
This is where the first cross-dimensional world War begins.

>>145143443
10 out of fucking 10
America is the greatest country on earth

>>145143264
he said america, not china

>Amaama
They eat burgers and clap after every meal

>>145144971

Must be the reason why they are the most in demand in surveys and polls.

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>Makoto takes Kotonoha to the movies
>they both get shot by Bane

>>145157221
>[citation needed]

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They still talk about food, but are three times heavier.

>>145148334
Maybe add them go hog hunting and mudding.