/GuP/ - Girs und panzer - /AK/
>DUCE will never /ss/ you
>It's actually explained in a way in the supplementals: Chi-Ha-Tan kept losing because their tanks are so weak, so in one match they had enough and spontaneuously decided to just YOLO-charge. It actually caught their opponents completely off guard and won them the match. Then they of course took the wrong lesson from it
Must've missed that thread.
No full translation yet for Chihatan. Here are the ones that are translated already:
There are no boys around them so they have to make do with what they have
how can tank nerds not like a giant tank nerd? seriously who wrote this dumb shit?
>yfw Yukari has never had friends
>yfw Miho thinks Yukari is a creep after being stalked by her
>yfw it's Senshadou is actually just Yukari's safespace to escape the relentless bullying and it doesn't really exist
>nor do carrier schools
this is why Yukari is the best character of the show, she is the most relatable, also fluffy hair.
>"Let's make KMM great again"
its a bit differnt, the driver, gunner, and even the radio OP can see what is going on and make a contribution other then loading the gun, the driveer has a bit of independence as to how to move, etc. Carius said that the loader is by far the worst position. " The loader is a poor man, he sees nothing and has no idea what is happening. The loader in a Pz38(t) Czech tank is completely blind, and in a Tiger as well." Now this is a bit different with the hatch and the vison blocks in the Panzer IV, but the loader being worst position holds true for most tanks.
The loader is also expected to take the place of any of the other crewmembers should they be incapacitated. IIRC a newbie crew member would be put in the loader position so they can learn the other crew roles as fast as possible (or maybe the other way around, not sure).
>ywn never get to play with her fluffy hair
seriously why live
Yeah, I remember from reading Team Yankee, they lost their gunner and the loader took over, and then they were training a new loader to also be able to take over as gunner.
>OUT OF AMMO
A newbie in a trained crew would start as loader so he has a chance to learn some of all other positions by osmosis.
Conversely, a tank commander training a newbie crew with just another experienced crewman would place his second as loader so he's in a position to help all positions learn the ropes.
Notice Yukari's role fits the second case.
This. She got a very broad theoretical knowledge - which places her well above most of her team-mates. She also has ample knowledge of how to react in multiple tank-related situations. And her tank fixation gave her the cold head to act following proper course of action instead of amateurishly and/ or panickly /example, first battle, look at her taking careful aim for two shots).
My issue here is, like yukari, I'm a giant fucking tank nerd with a huge amount of theoretical knowledge, but you put me in the gunners seat of a T-72 and I probably would lose my shit in combat.
Maybe Katyusha is more your speed?
fuck off and die, your stories are horrible and you should feel ashamed
You realize those have no effect since I'm not actually clicking the image right?
Note that it's somewhat historically accurate: the Chi-Ha couldn't penetrate the Sherman from the front, so the only option was to either charge or wait in ambush in order to shoot the sides or rear instead.
This is the only way of bullying Mika that I can tolerate.
>The next day you wake up, naked in your bedroom on the floor.
>Everything in the room is missing, even the carpet.
>you look around the house, only to find everything missing, as in EVERYTHING, including the kitchen sink.
>The only thing you can find is an envelope.
>You open it to read the letter, it's a short letter, you proceed to read it
>"You shoulnd't have insulted my hat, or my instrument"
Pekoe loves it really. She has a fuckload of respect for Darj.
And if all else fails, she can just spout off her proverbs to Rosehip
>"They say that a sandwich is meant to be savoured"
>"THATS WEIRD, DESU-WA BUT IT SOUNDS COOL, DARJEELING-SAMA!"
Or hide inside a tank in running condition.
DUDE I HAVE THE GREATEST
WE PUT LUNGE MINES
IN THE TANKS
AND CHARGE THEM!
>your lower back itches a little
>as you reach down you notice something odd
I want Mika to save me from the horror of reality.
>s2 is an alternate continuity where Oarai lost the university match and was disbanded
>Miho returns to KMM and struggles to adjust as Erika's vice commander
>ducks transfer to Chihatan and help Fukuda transform the team into a winning force
>history team is split up, Erwin gets stuck in Maginot
>rabbits tansfer to Saunders and initially get vengefully bullied by Arisa, but eventually establish a respectful working relationship
>Sodokos transfer to KMM and become literal gestapo
>Turtle transfers to BC Freedom and succeeds in uniting their team through political wiles
>Yukari transfers to Pravda or something idk
>yesterday's friends are today's enemies as the various teams battle each other and the ghosts of their past
saori accidentally transfers to an all boys school and her arc is a reverse harem
would you watch it?
There are people here who played OFP back in the day?
Fuck off Erika nigger.
But you are better equipped than most at dealing with it.
You know where weak points are and where not to hit when they would just sling shells at a turret and not aim for view ports or turret rings, and when you are outclassed and should not even try.
>Yukari transfers to Pravda or something idk
Her father kills himself after losing the barber shop
Her mother end up being a whore to pay bills
And Yukari falls into deep depression and failed at suicide with pills
Nah I am in a pretty good mood atm.
>Woke up and fapped
>Said good morning to thread
>No sperg retards saying it's not morning where they are
>Log into WoT and win like 8 in a row
>Gonna go build some warhammer models now
super comfy atm.
So.... Who here is already/prepping to be an Armor Officer or tank crewman?
Overweight but I have been working on that.
I would make that my daily driver if I won the lotto.
>On the way to work
>fuck thats another $20,000 for an engine.
My Anchovy Figfix arrived today. She's sitting on my desk next to my Anzio-themed P40 as a constant, chilling reminder that Anchovy is best girl and also that I've begun my slow descent into mental illness.
all right guys, time for another (very) small batch of Youjo Senki TL
Gentlemen, this is serious business
Domain outside perception
There is already a steep decrease in highly faithful/religious humans thanks to the spread of knowledge
The coexistence of developing civilisation and (religious) faith is extremely difficult
I wonder why, back then they used to perceive/feel the existence of good just by giving a speech
Even if it was just being called out at times from over there
This. Anon would not be Otto Carius, but would have a not despretiable advntage over other total newbies. Just like Yukari had a serious advantage over the other Ankou team (actually, all of Oarai) members. Miho is still the TC and team captain, but it's unsurprising Yukari soon became her right hand.
Also, that's for series start. By episode 11, they all are well-trained veterans. Look at how *Saori*, of all people, took control of the whole team in Miho's stead, and how they took concertated action even without need of their commander's orders.
Isn't that because (divine) grace/favour existed then?
What do you mean
In the past, when human civilisation was too immature
When there were disasters they couldn't evade by themselves alone, we intervened for the sake of protecting them
-Aah, human civilisation too is recently in the progress of developing finely
Intervention has been judged as obstructing development, so we let them become independent
And therefore recognising our existence has become difficult
Thad said, the growth of mankind’s natural science
Follows a motive called [ought to investigate the order of anything god could've made] (not sure at all with grammar here)
This is tough, what should we do
Guess there is nothing but
To arouse religious piety by granting new relics
Things like bones or tools of miracles.
They're precarious, so don't meddle with them
While there is some bias/offset depending on country and region, we have already send plenty a number of relics
There is no meaning to it if they just hide them away as decorations
The next relic shall teach them words of prayer
It shall collect faith to turn the owner into a saint. That is the kind of item desired
Fuck it I'm going to remake this, this time without the bullying.
>You're sitting in your seat during lunch, reading a magazine on tanks that you bought from the store the other day, while you have had an interest in tanks since you were a little boy, you didn't really think about them that much until you decided to buy the magazine.
>Suddenly the quiet, scruffy haired girl that is in your class sees you reading it, her eyes widen and she rushes over to you.
"Hey!! That's this week's edition of 'Panzer Vor!' isn't it?"
>Surprised, you wonder why all of a sudden she decided to talk to you when she rarely talks to anyone in class, only speaking when the teacher asks her something.
"Uhh, yeah, I bought it beca--"
"Man, I love tanks!! Hey, what's your favourite tank?"
"Hmm, I cannot say really as I don't really know that much abou--"
"Mines the Polish 7TP!! It's so cool!"
>She continues talking about whatever tank she was talking about, whatever she's talking about goes completely over your head, but you can't help but notice the sparkle in her eyes, you can't help but think that she looks cute like that.
"...and there is one variant that has two turrets, and!"
"I see....., hey uhh, I'm just about to go get some lunch, so uhh.."
>You rise out of your chair, but then she grabs onto your arm.
"Oh, hey maybe we can go togehter! We can talk about tanks on the way there!"
>What? Normally your lunch time is spent alone, while reading whatever magazine you bought from the store, but the combination of her puppy dog-llike eyes and a beaming smile, you can't help but accept her proposal.
"Uhh, yeah sure, why not."
>You smile at her back, she quickly picks up her backpack.
"Ok, then let's Panzer Vor!"
>You and the girl proceed to head towards the cafeteria, with her talking about various tank trivia, 'what a cute girl', you think to yourself, then you realise you didn't ask her name.
"Hey uhh, what was your name again?"
"Huh? Oh, it's Akiyama Yukari"
There is something quite fitting
There is a human researching a thing that is
Just one step short of attaining divine domain- it might take just a millennium to attain
I hope you contacted that human
He too, must've come to the conclusion that the road is long
We made a speech explaining gods work
And he was exceedingly impressed
and that's all again
I know, I know. They're kind of cute, aren't they? So gullible. So tender when they cry because the world isn't as they'd like.
So arousing when led to believe it's gonna be, only to be deat cute, warm and fluffy moe reality instead.
Femboi bullying is great
>Have a literal WWII Self Propelled Gun in your backyard at a village
>Government gives no fucks
>Private pickers come to restore it
>Ends up beng used in the Ukrainian civil war
Motive/Desire to re-affirm the man's/god's place/universe? If this aims to be about second reich era I doubt it would have anything to with faith.
Although magic does exist in this "experiment world" and the deities seem to be considering all of the continuities at hand so it should be mankind looking/reaffirming their place/purpose instead of debunking or looking for god/superficials.
It really depends on which era's natural sciences you're looking at, ancient greek, islamic/indian, medieval, 16/17th centuries or the modern ones.
I said WITHOUT the bullying
I intend to
>Later, when you get home, you set aside the magazine for another read of it later, after which you decide to go on your computer and do some research on tanks.
>The next day, before class, Yukari brings a large stack of books and magazine and places them on your desk, she wipes her forehead and smiles at you, while you stare in surprise at the stack of books.
"What's with all the books?"
"It's all of my favourite books, magazines and stuff about tanks! I thought that since you're getting into tanks yourself, I thought that I'd help you out! I always love teaching people about tanks!"
>You feel a bit awkward for her wanting to give you a large portion of her book collection.
"You didn't have to go to this length Yukari, I mean thanks but you didn't have to do this, anyway class is about to start so I don't really have time to put this all away right now, so maybe we can talk about this after school?."
"Oh, ok then."
>She proceeds to pick up the stack, but she struggles to carry them back to her desk. How heavy must that be? And she carried them all the way to school?
>During lunch, you decide to eat with your friends, you tell them about Yukari and how she's been the past couple of days, you're friend's tell you about the stories about her, apparantly she's part of a "Senshado Club" although it less of a club, and more her sitting alone in the garage with the tank and pretends to do club activities with imaginary people, you can't help but feel sorry for her, her obsession with tanks must be because of a lack of friends and her "Club" must be her way of escapism, then one of your friends cracks a "joke" about that she has sex with her tanks, you can't help but feel annoyed at what he said.
"Come on man, that's just rude."
"What? It's just a joke man."
>Ends up beng used in the Ukrainian civil war
Citation needed? They demilled the gun on the spot
>Later, after school, you meet Yukari by the school gates, you offer to take some of the books off her to lighten the load, then you head one of your friends calling out to you.
"Hey, we're heading to Karaoke, wanna come?"
"Nah, not today, maybe some other time?"
"Alright, your loss"
>Yukari smiles at you, you smile back at her, you notice how beautiful she looks when she smiles like that.
"C'mon Yukari, let's go."
"Ok, and thanks for taking some of the books off me."
>You both proceed to leave the campus and head towards the local park to sort out which of Yukari's books you wanted, unfortunately it began to rain, and soon it began to completely pour it down.
>Muttering to yourself at how you forgot an umbrella, you wonder what to do now, when Yukari speaks up.
"Hey my place is just around the corner, if you want you can wait there until the rain stops."
>Surprised at her sudden invitation, although reluctant, you accept.
"Uhh, yeah sure, don't wanna catch a cold now do I?"
>She smiles the biggest smile that you have seen since she came up to you, you both proceed to head to her house, you can't help but notice that because of the rain, her uniform is soaked, you notice that she is wearing a camouflage pattern bra, getting other lewd thoughts out of your head you reach Yukari's house, only it isn't a house, it's a barbershop.
>Upon entering, you notice that it looks like any other barbershop, you notice a woman manning the register, she looks like an older Yukari, except with slightly shorter hair, she looks at you and Yukari.
"Honey!! Yukari's back, and she's bought a friend with her."
>You hear a shout, eminating from the back of the shop, and within seconds, arrives a man in wearing a plain shirt and an apron.
"W-welcome to the Akiyama Barbershop, a-are you a friend of my daugher?"
He might not be, but I would. I'm well studied in all the traditional (and some theoretical) schools of armored and ground tactics. I'm an accomplished tank gunner with pin-point accuracy who knows the exact armor thickness of every spot on just about every common to uncommon WWII tank ever produced, with a general idea of the armor thickness of the rare tanks too.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Nishizumi-ryu Panzerkraft School, and I’ve been involved in numerous sensha-do tournaments on Japan, and I have over 300 confirmed disabled tanks. I am trained in Panzerfahren and I’m the top gunner in the entire Kuromorimine Girls High School. You are nothing to me but just another cute little panzer. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of Naomi, Hana and Nonna, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting Yukari and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your NEET house. You’re fucking white flagged, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can disable you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with a 2 cm KwK 30. Not only am I extensively trained in tank combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Kuromorimine Girls High School and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” shitpost was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking white flagged, kiddo.
>You think about his question, do you consider her to be a friend of yours? after all you have only known each other for about 2 days, but despite that you have enjoyed the time you have spent with her, the way she smiles to the way her eyes sparkly when she talks about tanks.
"You could say that Mr. Akiyama."
>Suddenly Mr. Akiyama drops to his knees and does that pose that people do as part of a worship ritual.
>You look at Yukari in confusion, Yukari appears to be embarrassed as her cheeks have gone red.
"Oh honey, you're embarrassing Yukari and her friend, pardon my husband, it's just that this is the first time Yukari has bought a friend over, especially a boy."
"Uhh, that's alright Mrs.?"
"Oh I'm sorry, I'm Akiyama Yoshiko and this is my husband Jungourou."
"It is a pleasure to meet you Akiyama Yoshiko, Akiyama Jungourou."
>You bow to both of Yukari's parents, Akiyama's dad proceeds to then get up.
"Hey, if you're a friend of Yukari, would you like a free haircut?"
>A free haircut you say? while you don't need a haircut, at least not yet, maybe you'll come here when you need one.
"Uhh, not today thank you, but I'll think about it, hey I hate to ask, but is it ok if I stay here for a bit until the rain dies down?"
"Of course, friends of my lovely daughter are welcome to come here any time."
>For the next hour or so, Mrs. Akiyama shows you photo albums of when Yukari was only a little girl, posing in front of various tanks, including one where she is hugging a large shell, sligthly larger than Yukari, you notice that she appears to be truly happy in them.
>You decide to head back home, but not before saying your goodbye's, you decude to hug Yukari, her cheels go bright red and she fidgets.
"I'll see you soon Yukari."
>You exit the barbershop and head home.
>By the time you reach your home, you realise that you forgot to ask Yukari about which books you can have.
>When fanfic ups your Yukarifag %.
My Yukarifag level is already at the highest possible percentage.
>tfw I can relate to Yukari
>tfw I was 12 I was buiding model kits and learning about WW2
>tfw I was outcasted by the other kids because I didn't do stuff they like
>tfw I had fluffy hair
It's like Yukari is based on me
I'm going to to be visiting several Tank Museums and the Vimoutiers Tiger next week and I'm going to take requests for specific photos when I'm there; if anyone's interested.
I'm not sure where I should post them though. I could just post here, but that would bring threads to image limits and shit up /a/ with tank pics. Should I make an imgur album or something?
What do you think?
Pic slightly related, a StuG I visited a while ago.
It's very difficult to see the interiors of tanks in museums, they're almost never opened up and some of them even have the interiors removed. The latter is especially true of tanks that have been made into monuments.
I remember you wanting shots like this when I was at the StuG and I'm sorry I'm not able to get them for you, but I will try my best.
thanks bud, i just like to see the interior shots to see and learn how much space crews had to move around and live in it's one of those little details i like to know
In real life Yukari is the 6/10 girl who is weird and unable to make use of her slightly above average looks who later gets pumped and dumped by a chad who pretended he cared about her and her tanks
Age of shitmar sucks
>gets pumped and dumped by a chad who pretended he cared about her and her tanks
You mean by 3 chads?
Like I said, I ain't including any bullying
>It had been a few weeks since you became friends with Yukari, and since then she had become more happy, she even made some friends, there were even some rumours on making Yukari's Senshado Club official, with Yukari as the club president.
"Hey Yukari, you want to meet up for lunch?"
"Uhh yeah, hey can we go to the garage, you know the one with the tank? I was wondering if you wanted to have lunch there.."
>You give her a look of surprise at her asking you to have lunch in the garage.
>For a brief second, you can almost see what appears to be Yukari having a smuf look on her face.
>Later at lunch, you and Yukari head to the garage, with her humming a tank song, you recognise it from that film based on the Battle of the Bulge in WW2, but it's name escapes you.
>You reach the garage, and inside is a Panzer IV, it is in poor condition, it'll take ages to get it in working order, if you can get it back into working order.
>Yukari pulls off her Backpack and lays out a picnic blanket in camouflage colours.
"Would you like to sit?"
>You quickly decide to sit down, and proceed to open your lunchbox.
>The second you put your food in your mouth, Yukari moves next to you.
"Th-the reason I asked you here, is because I.. I... I WANT TO SAY THAT I LIKE YOU AND THAT I WANT YO GO OUT WITH YOU!!"
>You drop your food onto the picnic blanket in surprise, your jaw drops at the sudden confession from Yukari.
"Y-you want to go out with me?"
"Y-yes, you are my best friend, and although normally a guy is supposed to ask a girl out, but I just couldn't hold my feelings any longer."
"I see, well in that case, then I will go out with you."
>Suddenly you feel Yukari tackle you onto the ground, spilling your lunch onto the floor, you feel her arms embrace you tightly, you embrace her in return.
"I love you."
"I love you too, Yukari"
Have you ever felt like committing a crime?
It's not though. You can only marry one person at a time and since the government organs are the ones registering marriages there is no way to break that rule (and there is no punishment either).
Is it actually?
I thought it was just frowned on
>ywn be in a cozy polygamy relationship with duck team and other /a/nons
Some states can go fuck themselves
Also that's bullshit and I don't believe it, this is AMERICA not Canada where living with your girlfriend long enough makes you common law married and thus when you break up she gets half your stuff
Would you watch an OVA where Yukari transfers to Saunders and becomes a commander of her own Sherman under nickname Sergeant Oddball?
Not to be confused with Onegai*Teacher, haha.
A N Y T H I N G-
(Omitting a colophon and a blank page...)
>amusing kay with her Oddball Shenanigans
>pairing up her HUMINT with Arisas' SIGINT
This is pictured perfectly on pic related.
I need that background art.
I would do it, but i don't know how
Well that's a lot in my shitty currency for a single book, but still maybe i'll do it
I'm fine with whatever is vanilla
We should all pitch in, but I don't think anyone here can trust others with money. Though, if you're gonna buy doujins, it's recommended to buy many at once so the shipping is justified.
Actually i'd do that better, but yeah, is really hard to trust somebody
What's wrong with /ss/, do you feel the same about loli?
>What's wrong with /ss/,
Nothing really, it just doesn't appeal to my tastes when it comes to Doujins.
>do you feel the same about loli?
Not really no, although that is mainly because they have a "Cuteness" aura about them, depending on the artstyle, I mean that's why Katyusha is my favourite Guppie, she's the cutest.
Oh well, really each with their own
>Cle masahiro Mika and Duce doujin
I'm so hard
Where is my Pepperoni and Mako doujin
a man can only do so much
That should be Momo, Higuain is a living Momo
>autist number 5 who forgets to defend even when she's a fucking defender
>autist number 7 who probably screams TSUUUUUU everytime she (or her sister) scores a goal
>autist number 10 who always gets the job done everywhere except when she's in her own hometown, will probably sky a penalty in a final
>autist number 14 who gets extremely overhyped in her country but is a meme footballer anywhere else
Worst. Team. Ever.
Don't forget Anzu being a defensive midfielder, really a very active position
So nothing for 80 minutes, and a cheeky free kick goal at the end
And a midget as a foward
Is that Nonna giving her the drugs to stay a loli forever?
I bet every time Katyusha sleeps Nonna is slurping on her smooth, tight, underdeveloped pussy. Katyusha in her sleep would orgasm as her lips tighten around Nonna's tongue every night. Katyusha would wake up feeling wet and uncomfortable as she thinks she wet herself while asleep. She would hide it from her subordinates but tell Nonna. But Nonna knows the truth.
I never get tired of reading this.
If you tickle Katyusha's fancy, kidnapping into Pravda's rape dungeon.
someone please post that greentext of Klara and Nonna kidnapping anon and training him to please Katyusha
Next season they focus on a new school of gyaru girls and the show is now called Gyaru und Panzer. The girls don't know a thing about tanks but they look up to Miho and want to get into sensha-do. Would you watch this?
Comic Flapper cover out tomorrow in Japan.
Why is this kind of rival fuckery rampant enough to warrant shit like this?
I stopped coming to this shithole for 6+ months until after I got my movie BD and it's fucking atrocious now.
Fuck you. I am so angry right now. You really think you have the right to insult us Erikafags like that? Well, I'll have you know that Erika is a better character than that piece of shit that is Yukari. Seriously, you really think that all GuPs are best GuPs? Then you're fucking wrong. They're all great, sure, but Yukari is FUCKING SHIT. So many of you here like Yukari, but she's so terrible. Just the worst. Then you go and complain about how the nips have shit taste, when YOU have WORSE taste than them. Just stop and think for a second. How can you like a terrible character with terrible design and terrible personality, when such perfect characters like Erika and Maho exist? What the fuck is wrong with you? Erika, the lovely girl, is 100 times better than Yukari, who is 1000 times worse than Maho. Erika has lovely, tidy, long hair, while Yukari can't even get her parents, who are hairdressers, to groom her. Even HER PARENTS don't want to TOUCH her. Honestly, it baffles me how anyone can like her. Even the old men in the series are better characters than her. Get some actual taste guys.
>tfw you're not neither a Yukarifag nor a Erikafag but you get everybody in the thread butthurt
WHOS READY FOR THE BIG MAUS COCK
Don't you hate it when people lie?
Guten morgen dear panzerfreaks, I figure no one overthrowed my salty panzer road of LA2? If not, I'll try to deliver the next (short) chapter within a day or two.
I don't know what to think of this!!!!!!!!!!!!