Depends what hole you use.
If you face fuck her she will at least stop bitching.
And if she sits on your face, you don't have to listen to her either.
Maybe if you put a bag over it's head
>she looks conflicted through it
>in the middle of missionary she opens her eyes, smiles and calls you dad
>as soon as she realizes what she said she has a horrified expression on her face, hides her eyes and starts sobbing
Is probably how it'd go.
>Yeah, call me daddy you slut
I don't even care much about fucking her, I just want to be her seat and constantly have her ass in my face.
If she keeps calling me names and makes fun of me for licking her ass, even better, I would literally lick her spit of the ground if it would mean that she started using me as her seat.
>nerv now accepts visitors
>go to hotel nerv
>wake up in the morning
I love these. Misato in a plug suit is the best tho.
considering the satisfaction comes from fucking the bitchiness out of her, yes, no matter how awful she is
She's 14 years old, you sick fuck.
It must be because of his lack of balls.
>tfw barely any Rei-lewds
Where did all the Reifags go?
>Asuka will never nonchalantly sit on your face and smother your nose with her sweaty butthole, forcing you to sniff the intoxicating scent while she busies herself with other
I want to die.
I'd prefer if she would make fun of me in german while doing what you described.
I want Asuka to berate me in German for getting off on her tight teenage ass.
I know what you mean. Asuka speaking german is perfect for me, since I always felt like german sounds lewd and dominant.
But Asuka, I'd do anything to eat your ass.
You are just saying that because you are scared of me beating you up.
Im awake! Im awake!
>Fuck all of you! Rei would be a way better lay!
A u t i s m
I want her to insult me and look at me in a disapproving fashion.
Asuka's ass is a gift from the heavens, we should appreciate it by worshiping it every day.
Soryu is love.
Soryu is life.
I want Asuka to smother me with her butt while simultaneously shit-talking me. Calling me things like a dog, a mutt! A disgusting, pathetic waste of a human, not fit to breathe the same air as her!
>Not just browsing on your phone
Kill yourself familia
After enduring a boner throughout the day I let that frustation help me get through pain at the gym
Why not just strap your face to her butt? You certainly wouldn't be breathing the same air as her.
Because it's not the same if she's not forcing my face in between her gates to heaven.
But if you are at the point of your face being strapped to her ass, it would mean that its completely natural for her to assume that this is normal and you could casually lick her asshole, while she does whatever she wants to do, without even recognizing your existence. Your face in her butt and your tongue in her asshole would be the most casual thing to her and you'd be just like a pair of panties to her, basically worth nothing.
I actually prefer the noticeable disgust and reprehensible looks over the ignoring bits, if I'm being completely honest with you. I'd much rather prefer her glancing down at me every so often, narrowing her eyes and having the corners of her mouth turn up in a small sneer, topped with a scoff, over her ignoring my existence and going on about her day.
Miss Langley, duh.
Fair enough, I still prefer doing it casually, but everyone has their own way to worship Asukas ass.
Teh rei would be a dead fish and if you like fucking pillows she's your gril
Asuka would get pissed off she hasn't cum yet and would ride reverse cowgirl while sticking her finger up your butt
Asuka all day, every day, and twice on Sunday
Aside from the kiss? Not really. And look how that fucking turned out. Broken people don't start relationships easily, especially when they have abandonment issues on that scale.
I want to doubleteam Asuka with a friend.
Fun. Which hole would you want? Hope you don't mind a little homo eroticism.
Dude agreed to a MMF. That's pretty gay by itself.
It's not gay in a three-way. I'll take her butt.
You never know. Some people don't enjoy a little gay.
I'd be more than happy with her mouth then. Or maybe we could DP her. Would be nice to feel each other thrust into Asuka.
Just don't be surprised if he wants to substitute her.
I'm fine with that.
DP is fine with me. Take whichever hole you'd like. Hell, I wouldn't care if you wanted to share the same hole.
That sounds really hot. Feeling our dicks rub together inside of Asuka would feel great.
Gateway to picking each others holes
I can already feel Asuka's judgmental stares and hear her calling us disgusting.
It does sound hot, though.
That's gay, though. I'm just maximizing the amount of enjoyment for Asuka. If I have to become hole-brothers with somebody else, so be it.
I wouldn't mind.
>Asuka will never call us names in German while we rail her slutty holes
We live just to suffer.
At least we can jerk off to all the Asuka porn.
We can do that, too.
We're full. Take your dick somewhere else.
There has to be more thicc Asuka out there.
It's only a matter of "How sfw are the thiccsuka pictures".
We stopped the gay, though.
>you will never look up at a tall and thicc Asuka like that
>she will never make fun of you for being way shorter then her
>she will never bully you by simply sitting down on you
Well that's just because some of us really want to sandwich Asuka between us.
I would only fuck Ayanami
Specifically only this Ayanami.
you saw something you liked.
I was the same, then I saw her with the eyepatch and it flipped a switch that made me interested in her even without the eyepatch,
why the eyepatch?
I have no idea.
but it does it for me.
I want to break her mind and her body.
All I want in this life is to be getting ready for a date with Rei, and just before she arrives hear Asuka break into my room and force me into a dress. Is it too much to ask that before I die, I hear her laughing at me, ridiculing me and humiliating me to the verge of tears? Tears that begin falling as soon as Rei walks through the door and sees me completely emasculated and blushing with a massive hard on that I desperately try to cover with my hands and by bending my knees in the girliest way possible?
Shinji's got it so good, and he doesn't even appreciate it.
>Misato will never take you in as her adopted son
>you will never walk in on her in the shower
>you will never have shitty instant dinner with her while she gets drunk as hell
>she will never /ss/ with you
Are you me? I always found Rei more attractive when I was younger and even thought that Asuka was a crazy bitch, but when I grew up, I found myself thinking that Asuka was literal sex (although she's still crazy).