Would Asuka be a satisfying lay?
>>145137158
My dick is in Asuka's womb.
>>145137158
Depends what hole you use.
If you face fuck her she will at least stop bitching.
And if she sits on your face, you don't have to listen to her either.
>>145137158
>was never sexually interested in Asuka 10 years ago
>now just want to fuck her nonstop
What happened?
>>145137158
Maybe if you put a bag over it's head
>Sex Asuka
>she looks conflicted through it
>in the middle of missionary she opens her eyes, smiles and calls you dad
>as soon as she realizes what she said she has a horrified expression on her face, hides her eyes and starts sobbing
Is probably how it'd go.
>>145137385
You finally hit puberty.
it won´t be satisfying for her tho
>>145137473
At 27?
>Fucking an emotionally damaged teenager
You're fucking sick.
I agree she has an ass that just won't quit but you are sick.
>>145137452
>Yeah, call me daddy you slut
>>145137485
Is that important?
>>145137542
That's probably the most natural looking cosplay I've ever seen.
>>145137494
The years of being exposed to the manska meme made you perceive her as a man. That explains your newly found sexual attraction perfectly.
>>145137656
It's also the best Asuka cosplay desu.
I don't even care much about fucking her, I just want to be her seat and constantly have her ass in my face.
If she keeps calling me names and makes fun of me for licking her ass, even better, I would literally lick her spit of the ground if it would mean that she started using me as her seat.
>>145137542
Why is there a skeleton behind her?
>>145137542
no, if I´m satisfied i dont care
>>145137656
>>145137727
That's a dude from Russia.
>>145137813
Not s dude but she's from Russia.
>>145137813
Why does Russia have so many feminine boys?
Did traps fight WW2?
>>145137813
>implying /a/, the gayest sfw board on 4chan, gives a fuck
>>145137813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz9n9TSV-HA
>>145137752
Yes.
Assuka dom is the best.
Ask Moot
>>145138120
Who?
>>145137813
It's simply solidifying the argument that Asuka is a man.
Never stick your dick in crazy.
>>145138120
Literally who
>>145138225
It's ok, no a must when the crazy is hot.
Fuck that, she's a virgin who would lie there awkwardly, not having the slightest clue what to do in bed, and would then berate YOU for being a shit lay
>>145138321
So she would be just like an average anon?
>>145138321
Just take her doggystyle and throw her around a bit.
>nerv now accepts visitors
>go to hotel nerv
>wake up in the morning
>see this
what do?
>>145137158
Just grab her from behind, and fuck her against the wall.
Nice pic. Need sauce.
>>145138554
I love these. Misato in a plug suit is the best tho.
>>145138554
Ask where the toilet is.
considering the satisfaction comes from fucking the bitchiness out of her, yes, no matter how awful she is
How did Shinji resist plowing her 24/7?
>>145137158
She's 14 years old, you sick fuck.
>>145138942
It must be because of his lack of balls.
>>145137158
>tfw barely any Rei-lewds
Where did all the Reifags go?
>>145138982
>She's 14 years old, you sick fuck.
And I was fourteen years old when I first fell in love with her, your point?
>Asuka will never nonchalantly sit on your face and smother your nose with her sweaty butthole, forcing you to sniff the intoxicating scent while she busies herself with other
I want to die.
>>145138942
He's gay
>>145137542
>tfw no 2.5D gf
>>145138942
Too busy getting fucked by Kaworu
>>145138827
>Not keeping her bitchy
What the fuck Anon.
Asuka being a bitch is the best part
>>145138120
>Moot
Dunno who that is but sounds pretty gay
>>145139060
I'd prefer if she would make fun of me in german while doing what you described.
>>145137452
Asuka doesn't have daddy issues, she has mommy issues.
>>145139218
I want Asuka to berate me in German for getting off on her tight teenage ass.
>>145139334
I know what you mean. Asuka speaking german is perfect for me, since I always felt like german sounds lewd and dominant.
>>145138554
Let her out because that posture looks painful.
Teach her about proper ergonomics for the next time she wants to be raped.
>>145139483
But Asuka, I'd do anything to eat your ass.
>>145139592
Same, fampa
>>145139626
Fuck.
I'd train my tongue to be stronger and more flexible, and even stretch it, just so I can get it deeper up her asshole.
>>145139592
You are just saying that because you are scared of me beating you up.
>>145139008
Im awake! Im awake!
>Fuck all of you! Rei would be a way better lay!
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>>145137158
She'd probably be a huge prude and boring as hell in the sack. She probably gives awful head and won't even do anal.
>>145137158
I'm not gay, so no
>>145140297
>boring as hell in the sack
This is the most normalfag argument you could possibly make.
>>145137158
I want her to insult me and look at me in a disapproving fashion.
>>145139908
You can beat me up, I'll still eat your ass.
>>145139426
Source?
Whats with all the ass worship for asuka? I mean I'd also eat her ass, sure, but isn't this a bit too much?
>>145140630
ASSuka brings out the ass fetishists
>>145140630
Asuka's ass is a gift from the heavens, we should appreciate it by worshiping it every day.
Soryu would be dead fish
Shikinami would be ok
>>145137158
Yes!
But only for me!
She's my wife!
>>145139626
I want to shove my nose right in there and take a deep breath in.
>>145141209
Soryu is love.
Soryu is life.
>>145141300
I want to sneak up on her and push my face in her butt, lifting her off the ground.
>>145137158
More satisfying than that other toilet, but thats not saying much.
>>145141300
I want her to sit on my face
>this thread
>at work
Fuck me.
>>145141584
I want Asuka to smother me with her butt while simultaneously shit-talking me. Calling me things like a dog, a mutt! A disgusting, pathetic waste of a human, not fit to breathe the same air as her!
>>145141741
Heaven.
>>145141734
>Not just browsing on your phone
Kill yourself familia
After enduring a boner throughout the day I let that frustation help me get through pain at the gym
>>145141741
Why not just strap your face to her butt? You certainly wouldn't be breathing the same air as her.
>>145142191
Because it's not the same if she's not forcing my face in between her gates to heaven.
>>145142412
But if you are at the point of your face being strapped to her ass, it would mean that its completely natural for her to assume that this is normal and you could casually lick her asshole, while she does whatever she wants to do, without even recognizing your existence. Your face in her butt and your tongue in her asshole would be the most casual thing to her and you'd be just like a pair of panties to her, basically worth nothing.
>>145142611
I actually prefer the noticeable disgust and reprehensible looks over the ignoring bits, if I'm being completely honest with you. I'd much rather prefer her glancing down at me every so often, narrowing her eyes and having the corners of her mouth turn up in a small sneer, topped with a scoff, over her ignoring my existence and going on about her day.
asuka or rei?
>>145142840
Misato.
>>145142840
Rei all day.
Asuka at night.
>>145142840
Miss Langley, duh.
>>145142817
Fair enough, I still prefer doing it casually, but everyone has their own way to worship Asukas ass.
>>145142840
Teh rei would be a dead fish and if you like fucking pillows she's your gril
Asuka would get pissed off she hasn't cum yet and would ride reverse cowgirl while sticking her finger up your butt
Asuka all day, every day, and twice on Sunday
>>145137542
>>145142957
Good lord that's hot
>>145142957
What matters is we're still worshiping that ass.
>>145143127
>and would ride reverse cowgirl while sticking her finger up your butt
Christ I wish I knew such a pleasure.
>>145137542
How do I get a gf like that? Seriously.
>>145139008
pic related
>>145138942
Same reason she didn't try to jump his bones: severe emotional issues on both sides. He didn't have the confidence to try and she was terrified of rejection.
>>145139332
They're probably just less pronounced, given her minor Electra complex.
>>145146346
>Same reason she didn't try to jump his bones
She didn't?
>>145146555
Aside from the kiss? Not really. And look how that fucking turned out. Broken people don't start relationships easily, especially when they have abandonment issues on that scale.
I want to lick that tummy
I want to doubleteam Asuka with a friend.
>>145147879
I'm game.
>>145148278
Fun. Which hole would you want? Hope you don't mind a little homo eroticism.
>>145148323
Dude agreed to a MMF. That's pretty gay by itself.
>>145148323
It's not gay in a three-way. I'll take her butt.
>>145148323
Just spritroast.
>>145148435
You never know. Some people don't enjoy a little gay.
>>145148436
I'd be more than happy with her mouth then. Or maybe we could DP her. Would be nice to feel each other thrust into Asuka.
>>145148499
Just don't be surprised if he wants to substitute her.
>>145148581
I'm fine with that.
>>145148499
DP is fine with me. Take whichever hole you'd like. Hell, I wouldn't care if you wanted to share the same hole.
>>145148628
That sounds really hot. Feeling our dicks rub together inside of Asuka would feel great.Balls touching.
>>145148628
Gateway to picking each others holes
>>145148687
I can already feel Asuka's judgmental stares and hear her calling us disgusting.It does sound hot, though.
>>145148739
That's gay, though. I'm just maximizing the amount of enjoyment for Asuka. If I have to become hole-brothers with somebody else, so be it.
>>145148739
I wouldn't mind.
>>145148856
>Asuka will never call us names in German while we rail her slutty holes
Why live?
>>145148928
We live just to suffer.
This thread is super gay now, I wish we would go back to worshiping her ass.
>>145149020
At least we can jerk off to all the Asuka porn.
>>145149023
We can do that, too.
>>145149056
Yes~.
>>145149282
We're full. Take your dick somewhere else.
>>145139006
>thicc Asuka
There has to be more thicc Asuka out there.
>>145149441
It's only a matter of "How sfw are the thiccsuka pictures".
How can this thread be so gay. Just how.
>>145149487
FUCK.
It's like Asuka was made to become thicc at some point in her life
>>145149610
We stopped the gay, though.
>>145149487
>you will never look up at a tall and thicc Asuka like that
>she will never make fun of you for being way shorter then her
>she will never bully you by simply sitting down on you
>>145149656
Not entirely
>>145150087
Well that's just because some of us really want to sandwich Asuka between us.
>>145139006
I want to lick her armpits.
>>145137158
Only if she's passed out, and Touji decides to cum on her hair, but Mari says otherwise.
>get your face in there anon
>>145150705
me too bro
I would only fuck Ayanami
Specifically only this Ayanami.
>>145137158
She's a tiny inexperienced 14 year old who would probably cry a lot during sex, so hell no. Being hot =/= pleasurable sex.
Perverts
>>145153494
>>145137542
>>145137860
/fit/ would like to have a word with you.
>>145137385
you saw something you liked.
I was the same, then I saw her with the eyepatch and it flipped a switch that made me interested in her even without the eyepatch,
why the eyepatch?
I have no idea.
but it does it for me.
I want torectally destroyAsuka
>>145137158
Of course!
can someone clean this up for me?
>>145137158
I want to break her mind and her body.
>>145157937
Why would you want to break Asuka's already broken mind?
>>145158198
Because destroying a feisty, broken maiden like her is fun!
Stop these threads, my Asuka folder is bloating my hard drive.
>>145137542
>>145137542
>dat jawline
That's a man, baby.
All I want in this life is to be getting ready for a date with Rei, and just before she arrives hear Asuka break into my room and force me into a dress. Is it too much to ask that before I die, I hear her laughing at me, ridiculing me and humiliating me to the verge of tears? Tears that begin falling as soon as Rei walks through the door and sees me completely emasculated and blushing with a massive hard on that I desperately try to cover with my hands and by bending my knees in the girliest way possible?
Shinji's got it so good, and he doesn't even appreciate it.
>>145139050
I think his point is that you are a sick fuck and you enjoy sucking dicks, and also are a loser.
oh yeah
>>145162960
You don't?
>Misato will never take you in as her adopted son
>you will never walk in on her in the shower
>you will never have shitty instant dinner with her while she gets drunk as hell
>she will never /ss/ with you
>>145137385
Are you me? I always found Rei more attractive when I was younger and even thought that Asuka was a crazy bitch, but when I grew up, I found myself thinking that Asuka was literal sex (although she's still crazy).
>>145164064
Reminder that if you fuck Misato all the whore would be thinking about would be Kaji, not you.
>>145166609
That level of dedication is very non-whorish to me.
>>145137813
Even better
What is the best Asuka doujinshi and why is it Saigado's?
https://exhentai.org/g/492846/b71ef2b568/
>>145167429
Relatively on-model art. So many doujins give her some ludicrous curvy MILF figure for some unknown reason.
>>145137158
>Fucking an underage teenager with issues
Depends on what you find satisfying really.
>>145138814
Jesus fuck, that face! She wants it bad.