I'm going to post this everyday until you like it.

Ok.

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>>145049724
Sakura falls in love with Shiro.

Unable to confess, the wormslut is gifted by a deus ex machina with the boy's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on her as well.

But, the next day, when the educated prostitute recounts the previous day's confessions to the boy, he only looks at her with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the boy she called is not the same boy she fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the alternate universe counterpart of her crush, who has fallen in love with her AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as they strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip each other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of FISH.

>Sakur-Ai! Because, you know, she's Sakura and it's a love story. Get it, get it?

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I don't really like it
but I love you all.
Keit-ai is shit though

This isn't an re zero thread.

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I am indifferent to it.

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>>145049724
No

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>>145049803
I HATE IT

>>145049724
Stop it already.

>>145049724
I always loved it.

I hate it!

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>>145050169

>>145051024
Hello, Reddit.

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>>145049803

>>145051062
>implying most of Reddit even knows it's not a real anime

>>145049724
I loathe it.

>>145049803

Stop posting that because it's already a thing.

https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/

>>145051110
Is Frank accepted here or its just crossboarders who post him?

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>>145049724
DOZO!

>>145051239
Frank shouldn't be accepted anywhere.

>>145051017
He hates it!

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>>145051110
Nope.

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>>145049803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycfdfinG_P8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXDNGS9V4Us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4DyTjrruVo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLUjMWRCzic

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>>145049724
I'm going to reply with this everyday until you like it.

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>>145052000

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>>145049724
Be careful when eating fish.

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>>145049724
I thought I wanted to do it once.

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>>145052439
But he did it once.

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>>145049803

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>>145049724
I am the fin of my fish.

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>>145053162

Who wants to hug a fish?!

I HATE FISH

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>>145052439
>>145052452

>>145049724
It's that time again?

>>145049803


There he is. There he goes again.

Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little keit-ai thread up and fill in the captcha.

Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just choose the picture.

Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic flip phone isn’t it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor.

But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a shitty fanfic.

Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic keit-ai fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is “FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY.”

You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.

And that's all you'll ever be.

>>145054015
Yeah, well you know what? I LOVE YOU

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>>145053560

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>>145055417

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Nice samefag.

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Because of my fall just now, the bouquet has broken a little bit. I beg your pardon.

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It's shit, fuck off.

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>>145054015

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>>145058065

Nice bouquet

But you didn't post it yesterday.

Lel you've been doing this all summer. Get a life buddy

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>>145061995
>all summer
For the last nine years! Spring, autumn and winter as well!

More importantly where is my daily dose of MAGIC?

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>>145061995
>summer

Please go and stay go

>>145055320
Nice copy pasta

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>>145064288

But I like pasta!