ITT We find loopholes to exploit Return by Death that Subaru

>>145001563
we need 10 more threads for this shit show

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>>145001563
>thinking he can say that

>>145001563
>"hey emilia, everyone here's gonna die tomorrow"
>"how do you know?"
>"i can see the future"
>"what?"
>"come with me right now or I will kill myself"
>"bs"
>*gets in window*
>*jumps*
>*emilia grabs him*
>"whatever, fine I believe you"

>>145001774
No, double it.

>>145001563
>thieves guild

>>145001563
>Thinking you can loophole Subaru's "curse
>Treating it like it's some sort of lock and not a super asshole guard meant to keep you in ckeck.

Did you even watch episode 17 ?

I was told something cool will happen this episode.
Instead I got a 15 minute whine fest.

>>145002415
You literally just described the entire series.

>>145002540
I enjoyed the parts where things are actually happening. First few episodes with the gutting woman were pretty hype, but since then I just tune in for the highlights (feetlicking, Rem getting wrung out like a towel, etc)
So I was rather disappointed with this ep.
Puck was cool I guess.

>>145002267
Subaru does not have to disclose to anyone he has the RBD ability. He did warn others about the witches cult attack did he not without getting killed by the unseen hands? He should have just been a bit more creative regarding his justification.

>>145001563
write it down on a diary or piece of paper

>>145002267
He deliberately killed himself to reset in episode 7.

>>145004025
17 =/= 7

>>145001563
I wouldn't have spilled the whole fucking pot of spaghetti at the King selection bullshit for starters because even with a massive hard-on for half-elf pussy, I don't like yelling like a faggot. This way I wouldn't have such a shitty rep and people would take my visions of the future seriously.

>>145003844
I know right? Either Subaru is genuinely portrayed as a naive and retarded MC, or this is just terrible writing.

>>145001563
>>SUBARU: Hey emelia what's your most precious childhood memory
>>EMILIA: oh it's the time I blah blah blah
>proceed to an hero
>>SUBARU: Yo Emiia, I have psychic powers and you should trust anything I say as fact without question
>>EMILIA: Why should I trust your schizophrenic delusions?
>>SUBARU: Because I know that as a child you blah blah blah

There it is. He can now get people to follow what he says without the need to mention that he can't die.

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>>145001563
He can just say When i die... and write i start over from a so called safe point

>>145004322
He's being watched clearly. Otherwise he could just play charades to get people to guess it. Not that it would help in any way. As far as they're concerned, he's never died at all.

>>145004234
The more I think about it the more I'm convinced that all this torture porn is a red herring to cover up the fact that Re:Zero just has shit writing.

>>145001563
No loopholes after episode 17

Why do you think there are loopholes he can exploit?

>>145001563
>everyone acting like theyre the smartest motherfucker around thinking the author didnt have the same mentality when making this stupid curse shit
Ya'll should start from zero

>>145001563

There are no loopholes because the plot demands it

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>Subaru went so far back Betelgeuse is still alive and kicking.

>>145003844
He becomes a better actor as the series carries on. He sucks right now though.

>>145004449
Not necessarily. If the curse now kills people around him, he just needs to be away from people he actually cares about and tell enemies that he can't die. Best case the person is instantly dead, worst case he dies and learns that the curse is vindictive as fuck.

>>145001563
reinhard saved her, not subaru, if you really look at things without knowing it was all according to his plan, it doesn't seem like subaru did that much

>>145004468
AFAIK there is nothing preventing Subaru from warning others about impending danger due to witnessing it in his previous life (example: he warned literally everyone about the Witches Cult attack). Subaru just has to be a bit more creative without revealing his secret, but thanks to shitty writing this unlikely to happen, and we'll see him whine like a bitch even more.

Weaponize Return to Death by telling my enemies about it first. If my witch stalker just decided it only kills people I care about, then I find someway to earn a massive amount of cash so I can buy mercs to defend my ass.

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>>145004128
18 EPISODE
18 FUCKIGN EPISDOE
18 FUCKING EPOSODES
AND PEOPLE HAVENT FUCKING REALIZE
THEY SUBARU IS SUPPOSED TO BE A DUMB NAIVE PERSON
ITS NOT BAD WRITING
IF PEOPLE TREATED SUBARU LIKE ROYALTY AND LIKE A GENIUS IT WOULD BE BUT HES CALLED OUT ON IT 24/7
WE JUST HAD A FUCKING ENTIRE EPISODE TO FLESH OUT LITERALLY EVERYTHING ABOUT HIS LOSERNESS

HOW THE FUCK
HOW THE FFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK
HOW THE FUCK DO PEOPLE NOT GET HTIS
HOW DENSE ARE YOU RETARDED FUCKS

HOW DENSE?????????/

>>145001563
>these people who think of return by death like a lawyer with a loophole and not something that is actively managed 24/7 by a thinking being who fucking knows what you're doing and your intentions and is godlike

i want /a/utists who think they're smarter than the rules to die

>>145005035
umad xd