Pick Your Imouto

>>144931136
Let's see, my choices are:
>a shithead little faggot who contributes nothing of value to my life and in most cases actively makes it worse
and
>a kind, loving, beautiful girl who will bring over her sexy dyke friends all the time
This isn't even a contest.

>>144931136
>pick your imouto
>posts one choice

Are you seeing things?

Akari is more bullyable.

>>144931264
this
Fuck tenga hamster, blank jpeg a cute

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>>144931486

>>144931609
You're gonna be bullied to shreds. To shreds!

>>144931136
>It's not as simple as it seems

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>>144931640

>>144931664
I'm gonna bullinyg her, nigger.

>>144931136
Hmmmm lets see. Annoying mean nugget bitch versus one of the sweetest cinnamon buns to grace anime? Give me a break kid

>>144931486
>bullying your imouto
You deserve worse than hell

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>>144931303
I only see one choice too.

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>>144931731
How can someone be so rude

>>144931664
I want to replace one of her buns with a giant wad of gum.

>>144931264
To be fair Umaru also has her bad sides.

>>144931826
I want to hide insects in her clothes.

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>>144931136
Easy.

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>>144931939
Anon, stop it.

>>144931991
I'll sew one of her sleeves shut.

>>144931991
I want to hide Akari's uniform.

I feel like you guys aren't giving Umaru a fair chance. Akari might be cute and nice, but you don't share any interests with her and she's always out with friends. Umaru is cute and her favorite thing is playing video games or watching TV with you.

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>>144931136
I want to spit in Akarin's eyes and ravage her while she's blinded!

>>144932140
I share an insatiable lust for middle school pussy with her, so there's that.

>>144932140
Umaru is an annoying cunt. Sure, she might be cute by some interpretation but she's unpleasant to be around. Akari may be around less but she's also far less irritating.

i want to ignore Akari

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Anna-chan!

>>144932328
I want to inject Akari with a serum that makes her uncontrollably, painfully horny and then lock her in a room by herself and pretend she doesn't exist.

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>>144931136
>Shit hampster vs literally nothing
Ok, I'll choose an imouto of my choice.

>>144932140
It's better that way. She shouldn't be tied to my interests and neither should she to mine, it's appropriate to bond but there's some extent as siblings need to be independent.

>>144932176
i'm wheezing

>>144932760
Do you need an inhaler?

>>144931136
Akari, no contest

>>144932800
yes please

>>144932800
Inhaler? I hardly know 'er!

>>144932140
Why would I want my sibling to have the same interests as me? She's my sibling not my friend.
I'd rather have a decent person as my sister than some fucking lazy hamster BUY GEIMU onii-chan disgusting selfish NEET.

>>144932940
I wanna inhale that barely-pubescent pussy stench.

>>144932940
I'M WHEEZING

>>144931136
Moeshit VS Moeshit (cashgrab the fight)

>>144932516
>>144932982
Why wouldn't you want to bond with your imouto over your shared interests?

>>144932140
Umaru would fight with me over the controller. Akari would sit besides me and watch me play.

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>>144931136
Akari so I can get closer to best girl.

>>144932144
ok

>>144933422
I already get along with her in anime and vidya, the moment I see her shitposting on here is where I draw the line. That and there are some hobbies I like to keep to myself.

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Umaru is a spoiled brat. Don't get me wrong, I like her as an anime character, but I couldn't possibly imagine living with someone like her.

If I had an Akari as my imouto, I'd cherish and protect her and never let her go and buy her things, not because she constantly begs for them, but because she deserves it.

>>144931136
I'd rather pick /g/ chan girl than that fucking rat.

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Would play gemu with.

>>144933683
That's my only dream.

>>144933734
>*nightmare
ftfy

>>144933759
>implying a loser like you would reject any girl who wants to play game with you

>>144931864
>>144931939
>>144932042
>>144932095
>>144932176
what the hell is wrong with you? There is most certainly a special kind of bullying in heck for the likes of y'all.

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>>144931136
lets make this a real contest

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>>144933866
>implying girls have the hand eye coordination to compete on my level

>>144933940
Ebina for a wife and Akari as a daughteru.

>>144933874
I want to cum in her shoes.

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They are both otherworldly cute and my favorite anime girls. I just can't decide.

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>>144933734

>>144934063
i wanna punch you in the dick

>pick Umaru
>drop her off in Syria and let her die

>>144931136
Assuming I'm about 1 year older than both of them..

Akari would be my imouto, but I'll be hanging around with Umaru as well - we'd be good friends.

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>>144931264
>sexy dyke friends
she is good at sport too

>>144931136
One of them is a hamster, you sick fuck.

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>>144933983
a-anon

>>144933683
What if she beats you in all games and you end up humiliated by your little sister?

>>144934702
>What if she beats you in all games and you end up humiliated by your little sister?
Hold her down and tickle her till she cries.

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>>144934702
>your should pay with a sexual favor
not even an incest fag, but that's obvious

>>144933983
Objectively correct.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mdM1HFZLC4

Oniiiiii chan

>>144933940
I imagine it would be tough having a tittymonster for a sister.

>>144931136
>umaru
>not human trash and the worst forced meme in recent memory
Fuck off.

>>144938136
What makes you say that?

Picking Akari would mean either dragging her into this world from the male-free paradise she lives in, or invading said paradise and destroying the harmony of it.

For Akari's sake I'll put up with the dumb hamster.

>>144938983
temptations

>>144939025
>male-free paradise

Confirmed for never having seen the show