Hey faggots,
My name is Nadeko and I fucking hate every single one of you. All of you are annoying, selfish, no-lifers who spend every second of their day buying stupid ass charms. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any snake skin? I mean, I guess it's fun not talking to other people because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of class reps with glasses.
Tonikaku, don't be a stranger; just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the national twister team, and starter on my Shinobu search group. What sports do you play, other than "get scammed by Kaiki because I'm so stupid and gullible"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot half-vampire friend (he just rejected me; shit was SO haah?!). You should all do the world a favor and kill yourselves.
Pic related, it's me and my Koyomi-oniichan.
>>144923412
You are also a manga artist, have you forgotten? or perhaps you are ashamed because the story is so bad?
Nadeko I have a question, when are we gonna get this 100 anon line moving?
I've been waiting near the back for ages now.
man i whant snake back
dear snek
can i fuc u?
lov anonymoos
>>144923412
>just hit me with your best shot.
>not "your best kiss shot"
wasted oportunity
Nadeko did NOTHING wrong!
>>144923412
Nadeko is ABRAT, A BRAT!
I'd give her everything she wants.
>>144927534
I need a moment.
>>144927534
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>144923412
God damnit how many years has it been?
Hi best friend
>>144923412
Alrighty then, good to know.
Snake! I like snake girl!
>>144927361
Agree
>>144927534
DROPPED
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>>144923412
Just let me suck your feets already
>>144930748
We truly love otokonoko
>>144927534
On man, snek really is going crazy.
>>144927534
>those thigh highs
>>144927534
JUST
Nadeko is a perfect and holy being.
Doesn't matter if she has short hair, snake hair, or french fry hair, she is still beautiful.
>>144927534
cute
>>144927534
meh
>"At the shrine, Araragi finds that Hachikuji has brought Nadeko Sengoku with her. Sengoku in this world has short white hair, and talks exactly like the snake god Kuchinawa in Nadeko Medusa."
At least there's still that version of Nadeko.
>>144927534
Im so butthurt right now
>>144927534
I'm so aroused right now
>>144927534
UNF
>>144928615
I want to see more of shorthair nadeko!
>>144932354
Aside from the shot in Koyomimonogatari, I haven't found any more.
Hopefully this will bring in more fan art.
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/interest/2016-07-29/pet-monogatari-nadeko-on-your-smartphone/.104808
I imagine her to be stinky smell girl
>>144932631
What an amazing day to be alive.
>>144930789
Otokonoko > futas
>>144933487
>this
>>144932631
>Try to take the quiz to unlock Ononoki
>Can't do shit because it's all in moon
Have I not suffered enough from having to share this site to unlock Shinobu?
>>144931744
There's a summary somewhere?
I want Nadeko to sit on me
>>144934021
That's from Zokuowari. (wikia)
>>144927534
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>144932631
fml
Fuck you ANN, I wanted to read nademonogatari by myself. I didn't want your fucking synopsis
My memory is pretty bad but I don't think I'll be forgetting that. Shame because parts of monogatari have been spoiled for me in the past and it makes the overall experience worse
>>144935587
It's not even a spoiler. That's the synopsis on the back of the book.
>>144923412
best snek thread?
http://b9life.hatenablog.com/entry/2016/07/28/143909#本当の恋の終わり
translate-kun pls
>>144935885
I'm a moon anon. I don't want to be spoiled so I'm not going to read that, but I promise to post my own summary once I'm done.
>>144935797
I prefer to consume things with no knowledge of what's going to happen, it makes the experience infinitely better
It's a small thing sure but it still bothered me.
>>144934180
I want to be Nadeko and sit on an anon. And have him lick my cute butthole.
> 5 Nadekos
> they are all going nuts
Nisio please
>>144933847
you'll have to read the LN but the answer is 媚び撫子