>go into work for the first day of your new job >see

Lack of work. See you cunts later.

I didn't realize this was what you meant by 'pipe welding.'

>>144859758

Take picture
Blackmail
Alternate girl every other day

>>144859758
Is this yuri?

>>144860167
This anon gets it.

>>144860283
Best friends doing best friend things.

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>>144859758
[X] SPEND THE REST OF MY TENURE TRYING TO UNSEE

>>144859758
This happened to me at work but they were much fatter.

>>144860464
That's unfortunate anon

>>144859758
Had this happen at work, only it was these two retarded brothers my company hired to be nice. I walked into the bathroom and they were there jerking themselves off.

>>144860666
Knowing you satan, you must've joined them

>>144860167
If I had to choose between social suicide and having sex with the likes of me I would probably choose social suicide. Although Japanese are much more afraid of shame that actual unpleasant things, so who knows.

>>144860666
>walk in on gay co-worker jerking off
>blank faces staring at each other for a full minute
>sit down and start jerking off too so it's "less awkward"
Why am I such an idiot?

>>144859758
Assure them I wont tell anyone. Work as usual. Fap everyday fantazising about how my two hot coworkers are fucking each other.

Respect their privacy.

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Put my hands on my cheeks and shout 'But that's forbidden love!'.

>>144859758
Pants off and lay down with them. It must be some sort hazing for the new guy.

>Self insert as a man
What's wrong with you?

>>144869572
>self inserting
whats wrong with you?