One cannot simply have enough GS.
Bob sometimes hears the tale of the hellhound.
Is it a legend, or is it punishment. The hellhound comes for us all goblins.
All you can do is keep moving.
I bought the first chapter of this off amazon thinking it was a full volume on sale for cheap to try out. Now i'm mad and can't decide if I want to just start pirating it or keep buying it.
I wonder if this fella to the left participate in raperoduction?
If so - how many village chicks burst open before he finds the sturdy one?
Do he like have to hold her so she would not fly away?
Do they have a midwife-shaman with healing spells on standby in case she start to split in half?
What do you mean anon?
I thought all babies are born through womb explosion.
I once got kicked out of the group for smiting all the evil. When did DMs and D&D players become so soft?
-Priestess stole Goblin Slayer's virginity.
-High Elf Archer developed a crush on Goblin Slayer.
-Archbishop is thirsty.
-Cow Girl can only stand on the side and does her best to comfort Goblin Slayer.
-Guild Girl is in the same position as Cow Girl.
-The Goddess that like humanity is putting her chances on a Goblin Slayer.
Its anybody guess on who is going to win the Slayerbowl. My bet is Goblins are going to be best girl who dies in Goblin Slayer's hands.
I bet Godess will lose roll and GS will be nerfed in the middle of the fight and fuck up royally losing all or most of his companions to gobs.
GS murderboner is radiating heat beating the nuclear flame levels.
Overcomes the roll.
>TFW waifus are still dead
>Cringy PTSD-fueled vendetta intensifies
Goblins just want to live their lives, stop bulling them
>One of the player: Not all evil cannibals are bad.
I wasn't joking. The DM actually asked me to reeducate them to be civilized people, because slaughtering an entire village of cannibal savages that worship an undead god was too edgy for them.
Shit, I wish there was a smart Goblin blademaster to unite all goblins and fuck shit up.
no, because the MC is realistic and shows no shit tier remorse for cruel and evil goblins that don't deserve it. Any other MC would let them go and then have it backfire later, so it's refreshing.
Because the MC isn't a fucking beta pussy who takes shit.
Also DnD 5e
Manga where the MC is so dedicated to SMITING EVIL that he falls into "the unfettered" trope is pretty rare. Nothing quite like expecting a morality pussy out and getting SMITING instead. And I love his armor design.
MC kills his enemies no remorse, but manages to not really be edgy since he only kills a race that will never be good and is polite to humans. That and sexy full armor and helmet.
I once secretly play a trap rogue that try to seduce the knight of the party, because he was acting so chivalrous to me.
What you did wrong was reveal the gender at the end(unless he make a spot check) and told him that he totally rekt that boipussi after the rape.
yeah well, he was on his way on trying to free one other player from religious zealots, but got captured while the one he was trying to free broke out on his own and then had to break in to free him instead.
a bomb went up and killed everyone
The smartest thing an Adventurer in Goblin Slayer's world could do is to farm the shit out of low level monsters like Goblins, Rats, and etc.
You could make a monopoly getting new Adventurers killed by high levels monsters, build up a fortune doing low level quests for the pay, could sell the shit you get from the low level Monsters like their body parts or shit they have.
It would have enough material to make an anime. Then these nice comfy threads will forever be destroyed with even worse shitposting and etc.
Because every monster will rekt you if you look down on them once they come in swarms it with a plan
And MC is a cool guy
>wears full armor
>AND a helmet
>isn't a moralfag white Knight
>no "if you kill them you will be as bad or worse than them" bullshit
>no muh honor with monsters stupidity
>wears a helmet
>plague control specialist
>loses his V-card in the second arc
>he doesn't gives a shit about it
>not a purityfag
>has a Lizardbro
>and a Dwarbro
>his (self proclaimed) rival is Lancerbro from F/SN
>Doom guy tier
>Smites ALL that evil
>fresh as lettuce
>tames tsunderes the right way
Did I mention he doesn't takes off his helmet and can eat with it?
Haha, never played D&D either, I live in Austria so I use the DSA system ("the dark eye")
It's pretty much the D&D equivalent in Germany/Austria and is pretty old.
DSA has REALLY overpowered magic (in a sense that's its really deadly). The best I could describe it would be like real life/middle ages and a guy with a flamethrower.
He has 0 romantic feelings for any of the characters.
He is willing to give his life to protect Cow Girl though.
does it show his face any of those times?
I just read the 3 chapters. You've clearly never played dark souls in your life, and any humour thus far has been pure edge, like
"haha, that girl just got raped"
"haha, that one pissed herself"
"haha, MC's kills children and his family was murdered by goblins"
what is wrong with you?
The rape was not played off as comedy
The girl pissing herself was arguably passed off as comedy, but not really.
The children and family being murdered was not passed off as comedy.
You are literally retarded. Consider eliminating yourself from the gene pool.
His polite interactions with people in town even though he looks like a batshit-insane PTSD veteran.
Drinking tea through his helmet
The fact that he shows up a prissy adventurer simply by being polite and not acting like a cunt
The stark flip between how he acts when he's goblin slaying and when he's off-duty
Never taking off his full plate, even in casual settings
his autismo grade searching for goblins around that girls house every day
Again, you are retarded.
>i have no retort so i'm gonna meme