>wake up >look EXACTLY like this Anal memes aside, what

Sit on the nearest dick.

>>144819630
But that's gay.

>>144819651
It would be if you didn't.

>>144819538
Have to go get a new picture for my license so I can sell my loli virginity for some NEETbux.

Get the nearest old man and ask him to fuck me silly. Anal allowed

>>144819722
Odd fetish

>>144819722
Would you be happy, though?

>>144819538
>gold digger mode
>achieve dream of being a stay at home dad (or mom now i guess)
>slick off to the thought of all nerds at my lgs jerking of to me.

>find a virgin boy to put in Chasity and edge and turn him bi.

>make tons of money from ball busting guys.

>>144819748
I think that it is fairly common

>>144819758
Yes

Hold hands with a cute girl.

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>>144819538