Who is this and why should I care?
Sir, I'm going to need you to calm down.
Every single day
>Haruhi will never lock you in a closed space just for the two of you so that you can have cute vanilla sex forever
Neither KyoAni nor fan artists seem to agree on what her body shape really is besides "perfect", whatever that may be
Would you destroy the universe just to be with Haruhi?
Nah, but add Mikuru to the mix and it's a deal.
That means it's time to stick it in you, right?
That's the wrong kind of attitude, son
>snack bag is empty
Dat ass ain't about to be though.
She has no parents, as she is God!
Her parents are a figment of her imagination.
We need to fap to her in order to worship her!
Or she will erase us!
Do it now, it's the only way to safely exist!
>those fucking thighs
I love these threads
I like that
I can tell you're the main event at parties
it was interesting stoned
Not lusting after every version of Haruhi ever created.
Including the ones where Kyon is a girl.
It's sad to know that we aren't really real because Haruhi isn't aware of us.
Who are you, and why are you talking to me?