Do you still lust me, puny anon?

Who?

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>>144768825
You.

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Always.

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>>144768815

Who is this and why should I care?

>>144771116
You ok?

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>>144771116

Sir, I'm going to need you to calm down.

>>144768815
Literally who

>>144768815

im pretty sure im bigger than you

>>144771918
She's got a bigger dick, she just tucks it in her vagina so you can't see it.

>>144768815
>lust me
that's not how English works esl-kun

>>144771116
You shouldn't have gone so easy on him.

>>144768815

I wondered who this was until I opened the goddamn thread. Jesus.

>>144773494
She is Japanese, so I think she is doing fine with English...

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Every single day
>Haruhi will never lock you in a closed space just for the two of you so that you can have cute vanilla sex forever

>>144771116
re-baiting™ won't work. plus if you consider Harui your waifu then you're in no position to comment on other people's shit taste

>>144777468
Petite. But shapely. Thumbs up.

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>>144777576
Neither KyoAni nor fan artists seem to agree on what her body shape really is besides "perfect", whatever that may be

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>>144777636
All fine

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Stop fapping you dweebs

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>>144768815

Would you destroy the universe just to be with Haruhi?

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>>144777901
No

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>>144778098
Nah, but add Mikuru to the mix and it's a deal.

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>>144777901

That means it's time to stick it in you, right?

>>144778099

I want to suck Haruhi's tits.

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>>144778234
Jeez

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>>144778098
Yeah, she can make another one

>>144768815
Who's that girl? Kind looks like Haruhi but with shittier artstyle. A parody cameo?

>>144768815
Yes. It's a curse that I will never be free of.

Wasn't she a lesbian?

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>>144778532
Curse?

>>144778653
>she will never be real
>she will eventually be won by Kyon
>she will never love me
>season 3 never
End this suffering.

>>144768815
>implying anyone ever stopped
>we just pretend endless eight never happend

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>>144778796
That's the wrong kind of attitude, son

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>>144768815
I want to spectrum her zx

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I want to snack on Haruhi.

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>>144780371

>snack bag is empty

Dat ass ain't about to be though.

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>>144780720
Your dick is too small

Well, here's hoping that seismic picks the one true goddess for his next game

What are Haruhi's parents like?

>>144781161
I really want to know dad. The only solid hint we got is that daddy likes baseball.

>>144781161
>>144781229
Her mom is bad at cooking so she has to do it herself. Her dad works a lot and is rarely at home. At least that's what I remember from the books

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>>144781413
She has no parents, as she is God!
Her parents are a figment of her imagination.

We need to fap to her in order to worship her!
Or she will erase us!
Do it now, it's the only way to safely exist!

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>>144777683
>those fucking thighs

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>>144778099

I love these threads

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>>144777901

Never

>>144781413
Somehow i imagine her dad being a loud smiling guy who picked up some foreign customs during his numerous bussiness trips.

That one Haruhi artist is amazing.

>>144768815
Old, used, and abused.

https://exhentai.org/g/867371/8c42cac3d8/
Beautiful

haruhi mammamia

>>144784484

Doing god's work

How many aliens has she fucked by now?

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>>144784484
soon

>>144785171

Yuki pegs her.

>>144773494
You're the esl poster.

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>>144786609
I like that

Haruhi is the best.

>>144768815
Ah these Haruhi threads... The nostalgia.

>>144768815
That's not canon Haruhi, you faggot.

Nagato Yuki-chan no shoushitsu never happened.

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>>144791278
I can tell you're the main event at parties

>>144777683
DENWA

>>144791406
>ever lusting after the version of Haruhi that some low-budget retards created, when it's the goddess you should want

Fag

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>>144778632
really? hints?

>>144778845
it was interesting stoned

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>>144791460

Not lusting after every version of Haruhi ever created.

>>144791641
There are no hints. She literally wants Kyon's dick from start to end in all possible univserses.

>>144778632
Every girl goes gay for big tits unless they have inferiority complex

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>>144791684

Including the ones where Kyon is a girl.

New haruhi made my dick hard, but not hard enough to not drop that fanfic tier show.

>>144792435
Exactly this.

>>144791641
>it was interesting stoned
Well lots of stuff is under those conditions.

>>144791641
>really? hints?
There were theories that said Harui was a lesbian?

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>Haruhi will never wish for you to be real

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>>144796009
It's sad to know that we aren't really real because Haruhi isn't aware of us.

>>144796009
When I die, I will be with her. You too anon.

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>>144768815
Who are you, and why are you talking to me?