Elves are for ______
>>144700499
inseminating with urine
RAPEEE
>>144700499
Public toilets.
>>144700499
daily threads
>>144700499
Well, in D&D their DEX bonus and CON penalty makes them ideally suited to using a bow, since the DEX bonus makes them more accurate with it and the CON penalty makes them more fragile, and thus somewhat poorly suited melee combat. Thus, the most obvious choice of class for an Elf is a ranger, specced for bow combat instead of for two-weapon combat.
That being said any race/class combination is theoretically viable, if not mechanically ideal, aside from things that are already broken like the Truenamer.
>>144700499
Living happily in their forests.
>>144700499
Actually I wonder it myself.
I guess being ignored until their hips move on their own, so I actually know if she likes me?
And then actually dating them?
>>144701024
>Pathfinder/3.5
Rubbing their super sexual ears with my benis
>>144701155
Valid point. M&M is better anyway.
I came to rape elves and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum.
>>144700499
Rough buttsex.
>>144700499
Every fucking day now? Every fucking day the most low-quality rape meme are for ___ lewd! orc thread?
The same pics, the same doujin pages, the same, the same faggotry? Koroinu, Marcille, RoLW, brown elves? There is nothing worth talking about. Only shitposting remains.
Elves are for getting the rest of the party almost killed.
You know, there is some huge missed opportunity for anime and manga not taking inspiration from Tolkien elves or Warhammer elves. Instead of an almost only female race for the self-insert MC to waifu we could have badass warriors from ancient times. Imagine the Fingolfin-fight in anime with some good budget, it could be pretty metal. But I guess that doesn't pander to the average otaku.
>>144700499
Fattening
Goddam. Being an elffag on this site is suffering. Elves get used for shitposting threads all the time because of the reaction they cause, which makes OP happy because his thread thrives. And it just works, you fags fall for it all the time.
Then there are of course those anti-elffags, Pelinals and crusaders. How fucking stupid do you have to be to imagine a fictional race as bad as possible and make those fictional, jack-of-all trades diplomatic humans as awesome as possible, so you feel better about your own weak ego? And I'm dame sure that they never really did a close look at this race, maybe read trash like eragon or something like this and then think they know shit about elves.
Then there is this constantly masturbating board called /a/, that knows nothing about elves either. All they know is doujins and they base their whole perception on those. You know what? No anon, elves aren't sluts, that wouldn't make any sense. No, they don't get raped by orcs all the time, how often does this happen in fiction aside from pornography? Why do you bring this up in a thread that has nothing to do with pornography?
And you think you are an elffag, you waifu- and smut-poster? You are actually the worst. You know nothing about elves either and also degrade them to one-dimensional waifus and fapbait, that has no other quality aside from pleasing your cock. You degrade them way more than any rape-doujin ever could. Your image of them lost everything divine, magic and noble that they once had.
Fuck you, fuck your elves, fuck your threads, fuck your memes. They are all cancer.
>>144700499
How's that even a question still?
>>144702881
Eragon might have sucked, but I don't remember the elves really being one of its biggest issues.
>>144700499
KILLING
>>144702881
Elves are only good for forcey fun times, just admit it.
>>144702881
Nobody cares you stupid forest faggot freak
>>144702881
>Being an elffag
Get out
>>144702881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvJsG4F2Img
>>144702881
5/10 pasta
>>144702804
I don't know anything about Warhammer but I'd watch a Silmarillion-like show for sure.
>>144701149
>NTR
>Loli
>Scat
>Rape
>Mindbreak
Do you enjoy reading garbage anon?
>>144700499
Being abducted and raped by a clan of orcs whose's smallest dick is the size of a baseball bat and being forced into a life of constant ahegaos and impregnation, and seeing her horrendous elf-orclings children being mauled right before her eyes as soon as they're out of her vagina. Then, when she will be so broken and loose that not even the most depraved of the orcs will use her as his toilet , she will be decapitated and her head will serve as a banner for when the clan will pillage the next elf village to take a new cum dumpster to serve the cause.
Alternatively they can be a decent DEX based character.
>>144700499
Apparently fattening up because that's all that particular elf is good for.
>>144700499
..for bringing home to your mother.
>>144704173
Enjoy the average elf thread on /a/.
>>144701149
Nothing gets me harder than watching a bunch of dendraphiles get their well deserved raping.
>>144703774
this
Orc breeding farms.
>>144700499
resurrecting their dead friend.
Dropping you like a fucking elk if you try to run away from your beautiful and loving new wife.
>>144704586
>dendraphile
kek. Had to google this
>>144700499
Reminder that Marcille is a boy
Would you put aside your hate for a blacksmith elf?
>>144700499
MISSIONARY LOVE-MAKING FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF PROCREATION
PICK UP A BIBLE YOU MORONS
>>144706116
I'd forge a knife by pouring molten iron around and in her ears
>>144700499
Off-topic shitposting threads.
>>144706191
>sodomizing with the spawn of Lucifer
Look at this heretic.
Elves are literally better than humans in every way.
>>144706778
You're going to get raped for that
feeding
>>144706778
Except humans have been known to resist the urge of being lewd.
Is it gay to be physically attracted to a male elf?
I mean they're basically just human women as long as they're still wearing clothes
best elf coming throughPirotess a shit
>>144706586
>sodomizing
That's the opposite of what he said
>>144706191
>spawn of Lucifer
That's orcs and goblins
>>144706116
>All that scarring
She must not be a very good blacksmith.
>>144709017
Scars were acquired during materials hunting.
>>144700499
Being inferior to Orc women
AROUND ELVESRELAX YOURSELVES
>>144709078
A human blacksmith wouldn't have let themselves get injured that badly in the process though. Which just proves that elves are only good forimpregnating and not taking responsibility.
>>144702761
Based deedlit.
>>144709207
A human blacksmith would die of old age waiting for the dragon.
>>144709255
>Implying the human wouldn't put a .45-70 right between the dragon's eyes and go home.
>>144709343
45-70
fucking pleb
20x102mm is where its at
>>144709102
That hits all the right spots of my fetish.
>>144709664
>guns
Plebness is strong in you both.
>>144709833
technology is humanity's strength, guns are technology.
>>144700499
So what's the name of this manga? i've been trying to find the name for a few days now...
Are there even any good ecchi animes with elves? Also why no dark elf love? They're the best.
>>144710108
Plenty of dark elf love. FOR RAPING HENTAI
>>144710202
I havent seen a single one so far, name a few?
>>144700499
Bullying. [] and raping[/spoiler]
Please do not bully Marcille, she's one of the few elves I actually like.
>>144710069
>>144700499
the bin
>>144711041
Found the name after posting that, but thanks anyway anon
Is /a/ a nest of betas? Elf are God tier waifus.
>Eternal young
>cute faces
>Perfect body measures
>Smell like flowers (white lilies).
>>144700499
Being the submissive healbitch for the dominant tanks
>>144709017
Of course not, she's an elf. But blacksmithing is her passion and she's giving it her best every day!
>>144700499
Elves are for SAAAVVEEE MEEEEE!!!
Being superior to mankind and dwarves. Immortality and natural affinity for magic does that.
>>144700499
What are boy elves for?
>>144711763
Protecting from the evils
>>144711763
Turning into cock addicted fuck slaves.
>>144711763
>feminine penis
>>144700499
ONE DAY
Japan would have to submit and give Chloe a more happy ending.
That day will come even if Japan will find a new term of "broken" economy
>elves
>create an entire world for them
>make them a lush green eden on it
>start massive war on their behalf
>invite them to live in heaven-on-earth
>give them everything they ever wanted
>they repay this by killing each other and plunging middle earth into a hopeless war all for three little baubles
>"Oh ho, it's alright, these things happen."
>humans
>ignore them
>leave them to live in a desolate shithole
>their only choices are either ally to morgoth/sauron or die
>keep telling them that dying is great but never tell them why
>only deign to help if someone is able to do the impossible then beg them to clean up the mess they fucking left for the humans to clean up
>"Why can't you fucks be more like the elves?"
Why is Eru such a dick?
>>144712278
Because it's funny.
Elves are mostly for killing. A few of them are all right though.
>>144711381
Most /a/nons are shit taste tier pleb for even liking rape and netorare.
You are one of the few true and patrician exceptions. Sadly this poor bastards needs to get their shit together or experience something to change their opinions, or else they are going to get a bad time.I personally choose dark elves, but again, pretty much no dark elves love
I'm gonna tell onichan that you are bullying the elves!
>>144709833
>>144709991
>>144702761
Just started watching this and sometimes the animation actually amazes me. Thinking about grabbing some more old shit and need recommendations. Space and fantasy elves welcome.
>>144712874
>recommendations
>>>/wsr/
>>144712438
Dark elves are the best. Around 80% of my elf folder is dark elves.
>>144712802
I'll never understand why people seem to believe a race of immortal who had the chance to polish all kind of skills wouldn't perfect technology. Especially after seeing how effective guns are.
This meme is stupid.
Is it only half rape if it's a half elf?
>>144713187
No. It's still part elf.
>>144713207
It would seem that their fate is sealed.
>>144713012
Because magic is more effective.
>>144701149
name? reverse image search brought up 0 (zero)
>>144701610
>>144713318
They'd see the merit of mixing the two.
>>144712998
I wonder how many dark elves stories that DOESNT involve rape exist.
I mean, things like
>dark elf who goes into an adventure with humans and other friends
>dark elf who is the partner or love interest of MC
>slave dark elf who is rescued by somebody
Not to mention that nips turned into disrespectful bitches that have becomed literal shits, I even read some things about them that make me realize they are absolutely ignorants
Truly I want to say that there should be more nukes to them
>>144701610
I like to post this one
>>144713590
>knife ears
>knife nose
>knife chin
What an edgy elf
>>144713499
Not with how prideful the fuckers are.
>>144713012
Necessity is the mother of invention. Without the need to advance to survive, there's no reason to bother.
>>144713822
I think elves might function differently since they are immortal and all, any number of people plying a trade could evolve into more complex practice out of sheer curiosity.
>>144713767
I guess I see elves too differently.
>>144700499
Eternal damnation at the hands of Slaneesh
>>144714045
Only a humanaboo hipster elf would be interested in technology.
>>144711763
Slowly teasing to orgasm with a single finger on the frenulum.
>>144714224
Not when seeing the effectiveness of technology. I can't think of a single culture that rejected guns when they could get it.
>>144702881
>>144703026
>talking about Eragon
How many years has it been? Jesus, I don't even remember the last time I read one of those books
>>144711763
/ss/ which mature elf mistresses
>>144711041
fucking what
a new chapter and i never even noticed? i fucking missed the /a/ and /tg/ threads then?
>>144714643
Yup.
>>144714643
I guess I missed it too, fuck.
I need an name for the elf character I'm making.
Anybody willing to substitute my absent creativity?
>>144715055
Mister Kiebler
>>144715109
My elf is probably a girl.
>>144700499
rape, and then mind controlling you into fucking your mother and impregnating her
>>144701610
>tfw another anon saves the image you cropped
>>144715220
I know I have a crop of that panel but I don't know if it's yours.
Did you recognize it by the pixel dimensions?
>>144715162
Miss Kiebler.
>>144715251
nah, I was just saying stuff because its the first time I've seen it used by someone other than me
>>144713187
A rape is a rape. You can't say it's half rape.
>>144715452
It sounds like the name of a teacher in her mid thirties. Is this the kind of elf I should become?
>>144700499
orcz
>>144715576
>>144714532
The Zuluz tried to go without guns at first, they failed. Many of the "late adopters" of guns adopted guns after they've been on the receiving end of them.
Longevity could be tied to conservatism, since "quick" is a completely different time-frame for creatures that can live 1000 years. Timely adoption of new technology might mean 100 or so years vs a couple years for Humans.
The other thing is that early iterations of a technology are fucking awful. Early hand cannons were worse than trained archers at just about everything. Early guns and crossbows became popular because you could train someone to use one quickly compared to archers. People to whom 10 years of training is barely anything would hold early guns in contempt, and miss the train when truly effective firearms hit the field. It took a lot of technological progress to makes guns into the death machines they are today.
>>144711763
>What are boy elves for?
Orc matrons to breed with in heat.
Say what you want about the disproportionate amount of material on elf slaves, but there's something special about turning a prideful woman into a submissive servant.
>>144711763
>boy elves
There are only female elves (male).
>>144716253
There's a fine line with that fetish though. Making elven pets is lovely, but treating them like total garbage isn't. It's much better for the elven slave to be completely in love and devoted to you.
>>144714532
>elves get mowed down by guns
>eventually learn how to replicate a similar design using magic
>magic-craft wooden "guns" that instant-cast miniature magic missiles
Elves are innovative pieces of shit.
>>144716313
This was 10/10 until the male impregnation shit.
>>144713590
Holy shit Akagi's an elf?
>>144716442
Literally what now?
>>144716528
He gets bugs shoved up his butt and dick, basically.
>>144716398
>treating them like total garbage isn't
I agree. I always hated how slaves you see in Japanese media are treated like complete trash. They were important assets in real life. Sure they normally weren't living great lives or anything but they almost always seem to be broken, starving, sick, and/or on the verge of death whenever they pop up in a Japanese story. I don't know about getting her to love me, but I'd make sure she had all of her basic needs fulfilled and even give her some time off every now and then and even give her a small amount of money so she can eventually buy her own freedom. That way she's less likely to try and kill me or risk death by running away. I mean, what's a couple of decades to an elf, anyway?
>>144700499
Raping orcs
>>144700499
protecting from racist humans
>>144713590
Zawa Zawa...
>>144700499
bath time
>>144709102
>>144716157
sauce friendo?
>>144716623
That was the best part.
>>144714532
>>144715828
Pre-KMT China. Middle kingdom, no need for white devil technology, our society is superior, Confucian principles, yadda yadda.
Then they became the fuccbois of every western power with half a brain and breechloaders.
>knife ears
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
>>144700499
Is Marcielle the best elf this year?
>>144719211
>>144713324
google the combined list of tags the other anon posted.
>>144700499
why all the sudden spam for this?thank you, it looks super cute and I can't wait to start reading
>>144708774
They're probably not Christians, so it would be the same as fucking a jew/saracen, ie sodomy
>>144717869
>>144700499
Enslaving.
>>144719211
No that's Emilia
>>144722218
Take that away
>>144722218
I can't wait until this show ends and you fags will finally shut up about it.
>>144722218
not even an elf
>>144713012
Immortality would be precisely why a race wouldn't advance in science and technology.
>>144706116
I want isekai story where hero from fantasy wold dies while fighting demon lord and is reborn in another fantasy world where humans are monsters or just the absolute minority, dwarves are treehuggers, elves live in caves mining and smiting and gnomes are selfless, generous and humanitarian guys.
memes
>>144716623
>not liking oviposition
elves are for being pumped full of eggs, regardless of gender
Waging crusades against, because they're stockpiling magic & tanks.
>>144700499
Enslavement
never trust an elf
>>144722816
My penis tells me it's okay to trust a brown one.
>>144722998
your penis doesnt sound very smart
>>144722998
>>144700499
Magma pits.
>>144723091
My penis follows my heart. And my heart follows my penis.
I don't get what all the fuss is about, these elves look exactly like your average anime girl with some pointy ears.
>>144723091
That's a demon.
>>144723145
the blind leading the blind
>>144706116
You are wasting a black smith job on an elf, you should burn that elf for fuel and let the dorves do the work.
>>144723222
I just can't say no to delicious chocolate.
>>144723222
Demon.
>>144723263
A bath full of demons.
>>144723379
Another demon.
>>144723315
What if your dwarves maxed out their smithing skill? It's a waste if you don't send them elsewhere.
Also, it's safer to level up your elves strength by putting them in the smithy than sending them into battle and hoping they come back.
>>144723315
>turning elves into fuel
Wait, so elves were Albanians after all?
>>144723404
Semen demons, to be precise.
>>144723379
fat
>>144723522
God? Is that you?
>>144706116
>hate
>>144723555
>liking fat elves
I bet you also like cowtits elves.
>>144723582
H-how did you know?
>>144723599
Because you have shit taste.
>>144721660
>Christians
>2000+16
>Not subscribing to the Path of Sincerity
>>144713012
It's literally all because of Tolkien and people have spent nearly a century aping the shallow style and not the substance. Mordor had the beginnings of industry and later warfare technology, and the Elves were magical and symbols of the old world. That's all that's stuck around, though Orcs have basically regressed to savage, dumb rapists, so they sort of got the shit end of the stick there.
What most people don't bother to translate is that the Elves not using technology had a logical origin in Tolkien. Lliterally, the world was getting worse as time went on. Less magical, less grand, all around less amazing. Epic ages gave way to the age of Man and mundanity. Until the Lord of the Rings, the Elves could only live in the tiny pocket kingdoms of magical wonderment like the older ages maintained by the three elf rings they'd managed to snag away from Sauron. Once he was dead, and the rings rendered nonfunctional, there was nothing allowing them to live in Middle Earth anymore. The Elves couldn't exist in Middle Earth once the magic started disappearing, they all had to fuck off to Elf heaven.
In all the stories descending from it, elves are only magical and not technological just because. Because that's just how elves are, of course. Practically none of the works that owe their settings to Tolkien have anywhere near the scope or progression of the world that justifies why Elves just wanked off in the forest all the time. Elves are super magic and don't bother with technological or even magical progression no matter how little sense it makes because people put the platonic ideal of "Elf-ness" above any sort of thought out story.
Same with all the other fantasy races cribbed from Tolkien. Aside from his problems figuring out how the Orcs should work up until his death, each of them had a history that justified why they were how they were in his works. And, like the Elves, not so much in any of the works from other people using them after that.
>>144700499
>elf gitz
da puny squishy eldar iz for krumpin
>>144700499
Working out with
>>144700499
long term commitment
>>144723692
Tolkiens elves don't even have a problem with technology. They were great shipbuilders, build fortresses, the Noldor were great smiths. You can read in the Silmarillion that some elf was really good at science (without specifying what that means) or even advanced it. Only Tolkiens hateboner for modern warfare keeped them from developing machinery, which only evil people did in his books.
>>144723800
you mean like slavery
>>144723836
no.
>>144700499
Pic related without protection or "raw" as I hear it's called.
>>144701024
NEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRD
>>144723438
I like you.
>>144723883
shit nigga take this shit to >>>/h/
>>144700499
Office cake desk jobs
>>144723832
Yeah, the post of beginning to ramble on and reach the character limit, so I stuck mostly to why what people ape from Tolkien was the way it was.
The real reason Elves are hippie fucks nowadays is because most fantasy stories trace their origins back to Tolkien through DnD. And similar sorts of settings where the focus was on evening out the races and trying to balance all the various traits. Elves in Tolkien land are the most awesomest people ever to walk the planet that aren't actually angels from god. They're stronger, smarter, more beautiful and more gooder than everyone else. The shit they make is better than everyone else and they're the only ones to keep their rings free of the influence of Sauron. The goodest kings are all to some degree or another more elfy than their compatriots. They represent everything about how awesome shit used to be. They were just better than everyone else, so awesome they literally couldn't live in the shit hole the world was turning into. If anyone ever made anything, a weapon or a castle or a song, the elves made a better one.
In the Simarillion stuff, of course, there were plenty of dumb and flawed fucking elves, but that's just how myth cycles go. It's not like the elves were flawless in Tolkien, most of the those around in the Lord of the Rings were, to a greater or lesser extent, basically making up for messes they'd caused way in the past. But that's not really good enough for the works that continued to use them, so econut, hippie fucks it is.
>>144700499
Something
>>144724068
Probably the worst elves I ever saw japan creating. Absolutely everything elf-like about them is gone and all that is left is pandering to otakus.
>>144723883
>Key animator just gives you 6 sketches of hands in random poses
>Not even in any specific order
Fuck it, lets just draw linear tweens between each and have it pause for an extra frame during each of the poses.
Why the fuck do people hate elves so much? They seem pretty kind to me.
>>144724227
Memes.
>>144700499
THIS ELF DESERVES NOTHING BUT LOVE
>>144724254
I think people should stop then, Elves are cute.
>>144724317
Yes.
>>144724168
What' even going on in that scene anyway. It resembles no kind of handholding people ever do. It's more like they're doing some odd, arcane ritual.
>>144723168
>DUDE HERESY LMAO
>>144723883
...M-mods?
>>144724317
I know we are on /a/ here, where only female elves exist, but I wish we could got back when elves were allowed to be badass.
>>144700499Consensual missionary love making while holding hands and leglocking
>>144724484
Kill yourself furfag.
>>144724517
You can stay.
>>144718261
Cedargrove on HF
>>144724104
Elves are a race not a culture. take your Tolkien shit with you and leave us with pointy ear onaholes.
>>144724442
why not both?
>>144724517
>Elf sends missionary
>For some reason everyone is dying of STD's
>Elves actually did something to be proud of, eliminating anon.
>Blow up elven forest anyway, Dorf is only worthy race.
>>144724652
Not knowing what Breeding Season is (or was)
>>144724747
Yeah, their females should also be allowed to be badass.
>>144724442
>we could got back when elves were allowed to be badass.
Like the thalmor? fuck off with that Elves were always cancer.
outside folklore fairy elves like oberon.
>>144724442
>>144724747
>>144724863
There are only 5 acceptable badass elfs. And two of them are halfbreeds
>>144724915
lotr does not have a monopoly on elves
>>144724957
I know, the fifth one wasMalekith
>>144700499
Political aides.
>>144700499
Purging in the name of Reman Cyrodiil, greatest emperor to have set foot in our starry heart. Sing praise to Reman as you bathe in the viscera of the ayleidoon!
>>144725054
That image is everything I wanted it to be.
>>144725272
Nerd.
>>144717951
>rape tag
why even bother with that tag
>>144709207
Are you a nigger,anon?
>Before tolkien
>Elves are just fairies with humanoid form (for an easy example think of Puck and that other little shit from Berserk)
>After Tolkien
>All that shit in this thread
This is killing my autism. Why are there so little authors that also portray old style of elves
>>144726225
Elves could also be gods or demi-gods like the Ljosalfar
>>144726295
There's also this
Came in here thinking it was going to be a Dungeon Meshi thread.
What a disappointment.
sage
>>144706116
That didn't work very well for Eol, did it?
>>144726360
Every elf thread on /a/ is a disappointment.
>>144724707
They are a race in Tolkien shit too.
>>144726400
This.
>>144726225
>>Before tolkien
>>Elves are just fairies with humanoid form (for an easy example think of Puck and that other little shit from Berserk)
When will this meme end?
>>144726360
>Honestly expecting anything that didn't happen in this thread
How dumb are you onii-san
>>144701155
>>144716408
>Elves are innovative pieces of shit.
I dunno which elves canon do you follow but in Tolkien's world (where all ye modern concept of elves came from), elves can only imitates, which is why their arts doesn't feel alive
>>144713012
Perhaps they follow different path of technology than us. Do remember that technology simply means a practical appllication of knowledge, and while we may see us as a race witu inferior intellect just like we do towards them
For example, Eastern medicine focus on different aspect of health (general wellbeing vs
treatment of disease) compared to western medicine and yet they are both pretty effective in their own rights,it's just that western medicine is more extensively researched than eastern medicine
>>144726955
There's plenty of Western research into general wellbeing, healthy lifestyles, nutrition and the like.
>>144719211
All years.
>>144727365
Nowaday, yes, but during the industrial revolution (where modern medicine really took off), focus as given more on diseases as well as how individual organ within body functions.
More holistic approach was never really a thing until mid 20th centuries
>>144713324
https://nhentai.net/g/158862/ you lazy faggot
>>144727817
>spoonfeeding
/a/ is dead.
>>144727842
>only realizing this now
>>144701024
It's weird that their seen as more fragile. In Tolkien, of which D&D is basically an imitation, elves are far stronger and more physically durable than humans (i.e. an elf once fought Satan in the flesh and lasted long enough to give him a permanent limp).
>>144701149
Another good thing about Tolkien elves: they cant' be raped. If someone tried, they would just die.
>>144728223
Reverse searching barely works anymore thanks to Google. Not everyone can be expected to have read everything.
But then again, you're right in he respect that anyone who would read elf-rape shouldn't be helped.
>>144728771
Well, if you don't recognize that particular doujin you should probably lurk more
>>144728859
Elf rape h-manga (doujin is one based on an existing work, which that one isn't) are a dime a dozen
>>144728771
Seriously, is there no fix to the google reverse search bullshit?
>>144700499
Genocide
>>144702881
good post
>>144700499
family!
Specially the dark ones!
And more the ones who needed a cool onichan!
>>144700499
Marcille is for bullying
>>144710426
>2016
>not bullying marcille
I hope you're not doing this /a/
>>144729842
>>144729865
Both of you need to fuck off, you shit is as boring and stale as this whole thread.
tfw no elf slave
The problem with threads like this is that every little faggot has an opinion about elves. No, this opinions doesn't stem from extensive research on various lore and literature, but just that's so easy to masturbate to some doujin and then think that you know shit about elves. This is why these kinds of threads tend to be shitposting central, of low quality and really newfag-friendly. Just swarm into this thread and spout those edgy memes that you can't say on reddit because that's a safespace and someone would get triggered. But here you can go lel elf raep so funny xD all day long. OP is happy because his off-topic thread gets a lot of replies, the newfags can meme along, then there are the elf-waifu fags, the hentai-fags and the crusaders that all drop in, do some posts and then leave.
And funnily enough, none of them really clash. There is no discussion, no friction. The thread becomes it's own little universe that has little to do with the board outside of it. And all in the thread just do their own thing, it's kinda it's own little hugbox. They don't argue, they don't come to conclusions. They certainly don't argue about anime and manga.
>>144730165
>crusaders
>meme
Found the saracen
>>144730091
I wonder what horrors that fat old man had to go through to become rich and powerful in order to save cutie elves from being living onaholes.
>>144714928
>>144714643
Yup. And the resulting shitstorm
>>144730777
Wait, she is dead?
>>144722510
>What is Elven metalwork?
Where do you think fine elven blades come from, and their jewelry?
>What are Dwarven Clerics/Monks/Druids
Dwarves are pretty treehuggery
As for gnomes.Fuck gnomes
>>144730863
She was swallowed by a dragon in the first chapter. What do you think?
>>144700643
I like that kind of watersports, tell me more.
>>144730924
They could revive her.
>>144700499
Spending the rest of your life with.
>>144727842
>not sadpanda
It's deader than you think
>>144730777
There is no way Farylnactually died. The manga hasn't had any dark elements so far, so one this dark would be out of place. It has to be another person's skeleton and maybe she used some strange magic to becore a fairy or something to escape.
Then again, I'm just hoping for the lightheartedness of the manga to continue.
>>144730944
They can't revive a skull.
>>144700499
... forming an alliance against the orc tribes and barbarians from the north.
>>144730944
it was said earlier in the manga that if you're missing 1/13 of your body, resurrection becomes very difficult
if she's a skeleton, she's missing way more than 1/13
>>144713324
>he can't recognise the artist from the art style
>>144730998
Maybe she can be his ghost side kick, don't do this to me.
>>144725460
Have you seen the video?
>>144720878
The recent chapter that released this month was kind of a big deal, plotwise. see:
>>144730777
>>144730328
He wasted the better part of his years on sleepless nights trying to balance the books and set aside money for the families of yet another trade ship run afoul of Barbar piracy.
Food is his only comfort.
>>144728523
>raping kills the assailants
But how do they procreate? Magic?
>>144731023
>>144731029
>>144730863
That wasn't the issue tho.It's whether or not her death is reversible
>>144731216
They still do the whole penis in vagoo thing, but it's quite magic. Because elves are inherent magic beings and the parents give some of their power to their children. Which explains why there are not so many elves despite their huge lifespan, what later authors and settings never picked up or cared to explain; at some point elves just can't procreate anymore. They give up too much of their own.
>>144731314
Shit, maybe they'll find a way to bring her back.at the very bottom.
>>144731029
>ghost side kick
Don't even think about it
>>144731361
>>144731314
Well, yeah. That is the prevailing theory
>>144731496
I can't wait to see the determination in Laius's eyes to continue to the bottom.
>>144724068
Source me, I tried to find this but couldn't
>>144730091
>>144730955
Anyone got the pudding image?
>>144723740
>tfw I want buff elf men
>theyre all twinks
ITS NOT FAIR
>>144731598
The absolute madman WILL do it, I'm sure. No matter whatKensukesays or does. Ors/he'llbe food.
>>144731687
this?
>>144731870
>RIP Laius' leg
Got reattached in moments. Which is a bit disappointing, but logical given the level of magical healing in this setting.
>>144731985
That's the one.
>>144728523
>Tolkien elves: they cant' be raped.
canonically not true. Elrond's wife is implied to be raped by Orcs, and Orcs procreate just like humans so they can and do rape
>>144731771
Only available in western art.
>>144732095
>implied
No enough evidence.
>Orcs procreate just like humans so they can and do rape
Tolkien was never able to make up his mind about this.
>>144732095
werent orcs created in the first place by raping and torturing elves
>>144732375
This is one of the possible explanations that they were "corrupted", whatever this means.
>>144731148
>Food is his only comfort.
At least he's happy now, r-right?
>>144732759
It looks like it's been worthwhile, but he's probably eaten himself into an early grave.
>>144723882
Source for fuck's sake
>>144732229
These aren't the frail elven maidens I was expecting.
>>144732229
>they will never take turns to wreck your pelvis
>used to love elves and wanted to marry a cute elf girl and live happily ever after
>now i can't get hard to an elf unless she's getting bred hard in the mating press/doggystyle position by a muscly orc with a huge, thick green dick
what happened to me
>>144734557
Autogynephelia, just masturbate less.
elves are fortickling
>>144734673
but i'm not transgender
are you saying i've got a fetish for imagining myself as a fragile elven maiden fucked by a strong man?you would not be wrong
>>144733828
>hundreds of /ss/ shit
>no doujins or art of a buff man and buff woman fighting for dominance
ITS NOT FAIR. I WANT SEXY MEN. IM SICK OF SHOTAS AND FAT OLD MEN AND BETAS.
>>144701610
Then it's time to trim off the fat and make these threads lean again.
>>144735359
>>144735455
>>144735359
Imagine how tight she must be.
Are there even any male elves getting fucked in doujin or manga that aren't traps?
post some vanilla elf doujins if you're so great
>>144736082No_
>>144736082
No. No spoonfeeding this time.
>>144736384
This is NOT vanilla.
>>144736384
>fat ugly men
>vanilla
>>144736384
>>144736434
Nope, couldn't masturbate to that, and normally I can stomach the fat balding man.
>>144736412
Maybe, but at long as it isn't rape or NTR, I'm cool with it.
>>144736580
it's rape and NTR
>>144700499
World domination.
>>144736660
I would not mind being a cute elf princess' servant to be QUITE FRANK with you familia.
>>144736660
What am I looking at?
>>144736603
>it's rape and NTR
No, it isn't. He didn't force her or coerce her or threaten herw into doing anything. He just took advantage of her pureness and it isn't NTR because she was supposedly engaged to a person she's never even seen.
It's as vanilla as an elf doujinshi can be.
>>144736808
Age of Wonder III.
>>144736900
>take advantage of someone without consent
rape
>she's engaged
NTR
>>144736900
>It's as vanilla as an elf doujinshi can be.
You haven't read many elf doujins, haven't you? Sometimes I think all talk about elves getting only raped makes you guys blind to the sweet vanilla that exists, even though it's a bit rare.
>>144736491
Look at the mirror,mang
>>144731870
Still mad they didn't eat his leg.
>>144737144
Chillax friend.
it's rape and ntr, sorry to break it to you
you are a degenerate that masturbates to women being raped and you are a degenerate that masturbates to women cheating on their loved ones
>>144737144
t. rapist
>>144737243
women say no all the time when they actually want it
>>144713012
immortality in societies can have cons.
such as people stalling on progress because they have all the time in the world.
humans rush to innovate as fast as possible because our lives are short as fuck.
>>144737329
You see young ladies? This is how a rapist thinks.
Remember, if a stranger offers you candy, immortality, or lotza loot an' dakka, you say NO and you run to the nearest friendly human, orc or elf police officer, and you tell them what happened!
>>144729943
More boring is see people getting his way with all the rape elf bullshit, I ain't gonna stop if they are keep doing the same
>>144724915
Is Tanis one of those halfbreeds?
>>144737144
>but here in the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, rape is forced and can be proven with evidence.
Loving. Every. Laugh.
>>144700499
Does anyone have Vanilla Elf stuff they could share?Please? ;_;
>>144730955
Wait this is new. And it kinda mocks the idea of her being raped, now she is being....
>she probably eated those ice creams quickly
>frozen brain
GOD DAMMIT I hate thatsauce
>>144737548
No
>>144737675
Spoonfeeding is for fags.
>>144737726
Why not?
>>144737751
MOOOOOOOOOOT
>>144737047
>kuro yousei
I love this doujin along with "The case of my dark elf wife"
>>144737780
Who?
>>144737751
Please anon, I'm begging you.
>>144737771
Because the other one would be Elrond
>>144717869
orcs are NOT for raping.
>>144737675
would you like vanilla elves taking big vanilla orc cocks?
This is now a Chloe thread by the way, a cute and adorable one.
So post all the Chloes you have, specially if you have with her hair untiedSeriously, if you have hair untied share it
>>144713012
The main reason to want to advance is death. Death is The greatest motivatornin the world. Immortality would only breed apathy in pwoplw, a lack of urgency and dwletermination to advance. No real need to be remembered.
>>144700499
Lewd hand-holding and living happily ever after with.
DECEIT
An elf girl finding in a tavern while looking for some companion to go do odd jobs for adventurers. You'd grab your gear and set out together, whether she's the warrior and you're the mage, or the other way around, or you're both dick-ass rogues, it doesn't matter, you'd go around the world with her and work for random people just to keep the money coming, mercenaries, bodyguards, dungeon-crawlers, hell, if money is tight, even grave-diggers, doesn't matter. During all this time she's for getting to know during those long walks between cities or when you're cooking whatever you managed to hunt during the day. At first she'd be a bit cold, maybe not out of malice or anything. then you'd both open up and become close friends.
Yet the road of the adventurer is a lonely one and often without pleasure, so one night the tension would become too high and as soon as the tent is set up she's for kissing and humping her like she's the first woman you've seen in 5 years and just fucking so hard that her moans and the sound of your crotch slapping against her ass can be heard across the entire forest you decided to camp in for the entire night.
After that, she's for continuing to travel with, a little closer, and every night for release. Maybe even one day settle down with the money you both won during your adventures.
>>144712063
>>144729842
>>144730955
>>144731985
>>144737915
So, I just gonna asume that "chloefags" either actually love Chloe, or use her as bait and fap to her.
>>144738144
An elf girl is meant to be found in a tavern*
I hate rewriting my posts. I always fuck up.
>>144700499
Inducing into cum comas.
>>144738207
It's shit anyway.
>>144738207
UNF
>>144738226
thanks
>>144701024
Elves are also good for wizards!
>>144737915
This is everything with her hair untied. I can share a few I found though.
>>144738190Can't I just make her my daughteru?
>>144728331
Yeah well then there'd be no point in playing human m8.
>>144723713
dats da spirit boyz. WAAAAAAGH!
>>144738320
>no thicc elf waifu
why the fuck even breathe?
>>144738355
>>144738404
I will never be able to understand why anyone would like thick elves. That's the opposite of what an elf looks like and there is no need to make elves something they aren't.
Get a different fantasy race for your fetish.
>>144738404
Fit > Thick
>>144738433
>>144723713
boss, i have condukted speshul scientifik researchs and found out dat eldar boyz be orky
would you befriend an elf?
>>144702804
Otakus and nerds are different deep down inside. It sucks because I would much rather watch awesome elves, then the moe shit we see in anime. Tolkien must be rolling in his grave!
>>144738474
>>144738490
Of course, they are humans best friends.
>>144738462
Fit is for shems. Thick for elven.
>>144709102
>not being retarded monsters like orc women
>>144737751
dont do that
>>144738457
I don't want to.
I love me a slender elf girl as much as anyone else if not more, but sometimes I get in the mood for an elf lady with large, motherly breasts.
>>144738462
Fit elves are good too.
>>144738490
Yes.But I'd fall in love with her eventually and that would hurt me a lot.
>>144738521
Posting him inside KarzSee what I did there?
>>144738552
>shems
you're not saying what i think you're saying
>>144738552
>landwhale
>elf
>>144712802
*cough*Eldar*cough*
>>144738607
Something the matter, Shem?
>>144732229
I want to get lost in the Iron Forest!
>>144738552
That's a demon. Or some other supernatural being.
>>144738580
Sorry, meant to say her.
Excuse my mispelling, it tends to get bizarre.
>>144738636
Eldar thread?
>>144738623
she has a fucking bird cage on her head
>>144738668
>>144738650
please no
dalish inquisitor girl a best
>>144738636
imagine having to fight an army of literal competitive Quake 3-tier soldiers
>>144738718
>>144738758
>>144738766
>blood elf paladins
TBC really did ruin WoW
>>144712278
Iluvatar is the best god ever, I mean he ignored everything and went in last minute to sink a fucking island.
But to be honest, it's more the fault of the Valar. They were the ones that were treating humans like a ginger step child.
>>144738802
>>144738843
>But to be honest, it's more the fault of the Valar
They had no idea what to do with them. Eru told them nothing.
>>144730970
>implying nhentai isn't better
Until the panda gets a mobile layout it can fuck off
>>144738827
They couldn't just leave their most egregious error behind in shitsville
>flying mounts
>>144700499
Starting a family with.
>>144738893
>>144712998
Anon, did you now dark elves doesn't literally mean dark skinned elves? In fact it means cunts, like the drow.
>>144738962
Is this /a/ or /tg/? Because I don't know anymore.
>>144738827
Gender/race-restricted classes are bullshit. It's why Tera is trash.
>>144738964
Exiled Drow are for loving!
>>144738827
>Lorthemar will still be irrelevant
Kill me
I fucking hate you people.
>>144739018
/tg/ has good elf threads.
>>144738964
anon, did you know you're actually autistic?
>>144739088
>>144739082
W-why?
Marriage!
Rakshas are for______
>>144739128
>>144738923
Your boss not telling you specific instructions for everything, is not an excuse to be a shit manager. Eru did not tell them what to do because he wanted them to figure it out by themselves, they are not robots you know. Eru did not tell them to create dwarves, but Aule still did it because he "had daddy fantasies".
I wish to acquire a true neutral exiled Drow waifu.
>>144739226
>>144739277
>>144739254
>Your boss not telling you specific instructions for everything, is not an excuse to be a shit manager
But the Valar helped them, they didn't even need to do anything outside of Valinor. Middle-Earth was their turf
What do we think of this elf?
>>144739327
Last one, not hair untied but yes with a hat.
>>144739104
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_elves_in_fiction
(you)
Elves are for Orc-chan and Orc-chan only.
>>144739364
Ask me when this show is over and I can watch it without /a/ shitposting about it.
Chloe has an amazing ass and I want her to sit on my face.
>>144739328
You were the one originally complaining about this shit, I just said what happened was more of the fault of the Valar then Eru himself. Heck, Morgoth was a Valar.
>>144739448
>Chloe has an amazing ass
Thanks captain obvious. And she is kind of a pettanko, which makes her waifu tier
>>144739434
That's what I'm waiting on.
>>144733564
no.
>>144739489
>You were the one originally complaining about this shit
Sorry anon, I wasn't.
>>144739495
>pettank
That's not what I've seen inthose gifs.
Sure, she does not even come close to her Queen, but he does have some sizeable mammaries.
>>144732229
Where is this from?
Anyone got a source?
Not enough pics of dark elf Elf.
>>144738490
Only if she had a good personality. That girl is kind of a bitch.
>>144739434
You could just avoid the threads.
>>144739569
She in a hentai where pretty much that it's not named Ruru has big breasts.
And if you make comparisons, the two who has some small breasts are her and Kaguya.
So she is kind of pettanko
>>144739597
SHD
>>144739714
The only reason I like this elf is because of the cutest seiyu ever. Imagine
>>144739643
But still, in that hentai her's are a very good size.
I do prefer the queen though, she's grade SSS+++ waifu material.
>>144739780
The japanese voice was a bit too high pitched for me.
>I will never serve a cute elf Princess
>I will never serve a beautiful elf Queen
>>144739784
She has a really sexy body, I accept that.
But I prefer Chloe.
>>144739565
>elves
>create an entire world for them
>make them a lush green eden on it
>start massive war on their behalf
>invite them to live in heaven-on-earth
>give them everything they ever wanted
>they repay this by killing each other and plunging middle earth into a hopeless war all for three little baubles
>"Oh ho, it's alright, these things happen."
>humans
>ignore them
>leave them to live in a desolate shithole
>their only choices are either ally to morgoth/sauron or die
>keep telling them that dying is great but never tell them why
>only deign to help if someone is able to do the impossible then beg them to clean up the mess they fucking left for the humans to clean up
>"Why can't you fucks be more like the elves?"
Why is Eru such a dick?
That was your original post, it was not replying to anything. I am enjoying the conversation, but you strayed from my point. My point wasn't that the valar should be blamed, it was that it was more their fault in relative terms.
>all those scrawny twigs itt
Proper elves should be THICC
>>144739939
I want this elf to let me touch her thighs.
Will she let me?
>>144739991
You literally posted the antithesis of an elf. Even her ears aren't cute.
>>144739995_____Never_____
>>144739985
>three little baubles
nigga, they were REALLY shiny
nigga Fëanor had some mad bling bling that got all da elf puss wet and bitch-ass nigga Morgoth come and stael it from him?
fuaaark no bruh that some ol' bullshit, pussy ass bitch morgoth
>>144739674
What did he mean by this?
>>144736082
Not happening
>>144739985
I've read that. I think Eru decided to create humans before Melkor was a dick. If not Middle-Earth would still be a nice place. But that's just my theory.
>>144740054
But I want to touch her thighs! I'll be very gentle, I swear!
Vanilla Dark elf loving.
Are there any Sad panda I can enjoy, or am I doomed to only see raped Dark elves?
>>144740072
When a nigga steal ya bling, what ya gonna do? Wage a dang epic war of course!
>>144740105
Seriously Hope (You Guys Don't Do) This
>>144740222
No spoonfeeding in this thread, make /a/ great again!
>>144740315
build a wall to keep the elves in
>>144740145
I did not get what you meant by this, please expand. Eru decided to create humans from the very start, but I doubt you mean it. If you meant that Eru meant to create humans before Melkor turned traitor, then why didn't he create humans when Melkor was captured in case he lies and escapes? Eru was always going to stick to his original plan, he did not interact that much with Ea because he believed that the world should resolve its own problems while he just looks over it.
>>144740222
I can only think, literally, 3 of them.
>Kuro Yousei: 5 chapters, basically a harem story, but main girl is a dark elf, and the MC, while being alpha harem MC, he is pretty much very attracted to the dark elf. It's really great
>The Case of my Dark Elf Wife: oneshot, it's actually cute and funny
>The Salaryman in Black and Kuroe, the Necromancer: a dark elf necromancer AND a human salaryman battles against some demons and to recover some mana, they went fate route
That is literally everything of DARK ELVES only
>>144738207
Oh jesus.
>>144740395
*but I doubt you mean that.
There are so many mistakes I made in this post. Eh, why bother making a new post? You get the gist of my writing, and it saves me the pain of editing.
>>144738207
In my opinion, seductive elven women with sexy bodies are the BEST thing ever to happen.
>>144739434
>>144739510
>I can't watch a show because /a/ is also watching even though I can just ignore anything to do with it
You can't be this dense.
>>144738713
Yes!
>>144739021
Literally, LITERALLY consider suicide
>>144740680
There's nothing better than playing as an elven girl in full plate armor.
>>144713012
Aen Elle elves from The Witcher are apparebtly very technologically advanced
>>144740395
Basically Middle-Earth is a shithole compared to Valinor because Melkor created everything bad in it. Poisened swamps, uneatable plants, animals that kill you. That must be something that Eru couldn't foresee, Melkor being a dick was not part of his plan, or song. He first created humans, or rather created the song that would lead to create humans, after that Melkor was dick.
Just to be clear, not because I think that you are dumb.
>1. create song, whole creation plan is set in motion
>2. Melkor is a dick to everyone
>3. humans appear because of the song
It was inevitable that humans would be created at that point.
Though it could also be that Melkor made everything bad in Middle-Earth as humans were already there, moving westwards.
>>144740758
This guy gets it.
>>144740798
Melkor's dissonant song contributed to the harmony, he hated everything because even his rebellion played into Eru's plan. It's straight up ineffable god's plan, even the bad parts are there because he intended it.
>>144740889
I don't remember that part, but if you are right, then everything went according to the plan.
>>144732229
How am I going to rape them?! They can clearly fight back!
>>144741020
female elves are powerless in front of a cock
>>144741020
By the way they look I'd expect it to go like this
>Look, this human wants to rape us, how cute
>Eh, I guess I could use a dick
>what's a dick?
>oh my god it's been so long since I had a dick inside of me I'm gonna tie this human to a tree and then I'm going to fuck him until he runs out of cum
>>144740798
I get it now, interesting. So the fact that humans are so messed up is because they were created after Melkor ruined the song, I would agree, but don't have their own flaws? Did the not start the whole war? Did they not slay their kin in the battle, at the early stages of the war (forgot what it was called)? Surely the elves were corrupted Morgoth's contribution to the song.
>>144740889
I guess that could be a legit statement because Eru is kind of a self-insert by Tolkien, Tolkien's presence in the universe. Since Tolkien wrote his story with everything planned ahead (what a writer normally does), Eru did the same because he wanted to create a story himself.
>>144709017
if you work with heavy machinery, you end up getting cut, if not by the machines, then by stupid bullshit.
working with band-saws constantly, never get cut, and then you get cut on a piece of sheet metal someone else left in a stupid spot.
>>144741425
Sorry, but your whole post is a mess. Who slayed who? Kinslaying was something Feanor did. The first time elves killed other elves.
>Surely the elves were corrupted Morgoth's contribution to the song.
Not sure about that, elves were never stated to be perfect.
>>144741592
Nah. Eru is the Christian God, Middle Earth becomes our earth about two ages later. None of this is blatantly put out there but it's there, the only reason it isn't more literal was to avoid controversy.
Basically middle earth was earth 1.0 while the earth of our history is earth 2.0 where Melkor's dissonance has been properly incorporated into existence to provide counterpoint.
>suddenly Chloe shitpost and TLOTR bullshit
Truly elves can make the most predicatble anons
>>144741849
Still better than
>rape
>orc rape
>elf slut rape orc
>>144741958
I hate to agree with you. At least I am laughing at this type of discussion of elves in a more "serious" manner instead of "le meme" cringe
All I've ever wanted was to rescue this elf, make sweet consensual gentle love to herand then fuck her like a rutting animal.
>>144741849
The Chloe shitpost is all done by a single autist.
The LOTR talk always happens in these threads.
>>144742080
Just play Rebellion and be happy.
>>144741755
Yes the kin-slaying, elves were never said to be perfect; but look at the shit they caused. Humans obviously killed their kin more then elves killed theirs, but there is still at-least a little corruption present in elves killing their own kin. I wasn't saying humans weren't corrupted, but elves must have had a little corruption; especially to be obsessed by things such as Jewels, and to start a fucking war about it.
>>144742157
>especially to be obsessed by things such as Jewels, and to start a fucking war about it
Feanor was just a retard. A glorious retard that I still like, but a retard.
>>144702808
>>144704262
why no thicc elves /a/?
>>144741759
I said kinda, I find him to be a mix of both. He was the Christian God in a more direct sense, but he was Tolkien in an indirect and spiritual sense (if you know what I mean).
>>144742213
Fingolfin best elf.
Galadriel best elf-ess.
Prove me wrong.
You LITERALLY can't.
>>144742117
>is all done by a single autist
>implying only one actually like Chloe
I may not shitpost her but truly you are wrong if you believe only ONE anon post her.
>>144742227
They are shit.
>>144742213
And not all of the human race are evil kin-slayers.
>>144742262
Fingolfin was a true bro, sucks that he died.
What would you do if a Drow handcuffed you, said you were a very very bad boy and told you that you need to be punished?
>>144742367
Quickly, enlight me and answer me why Drow and Dark Elves are not the same, what's the difference.
>>144742367
Tell her that I'm the dominant one in the relationship, but we can still try it if she wants.
>>144742408
Depends, do you want a western answer, or a eastern answer?
>>144742425
>being the dominant one
>in a relationship with a drow
oh sweet jaluk
>>144742470
Both answers
>>144742408
Drow are purple skinned pieces of shits.
>>144742367
Scream about police brutality.
>>144742408
Drow are from Dungeons and Dragons, though other settings might have adopted that specific kind of elf. They are a matriarchal society of all evil elves that life underground, ruled by a spider-god. They are so evil that you want to kill them on sight.
Dark Elves aka brown elves are just brown elves. That's it. I have no idea if japan ever gave them some sort of society.
>>144739624
that's what i do
>>144742367
>handcuffed you
*was a hologram*
and then leave
>>144742494
Western:
they're the same
eastern:
dark elves are brown elves, they're not necessarily evil
drow are pitch black, dark purple or dark blue elves, and are generally huge evil dicks
>>144742695
>>144742621
I understand now, thanks.