Goblin Slayer

>>144686647
>He literally admits that he has the become the goblins
Post doom 2016 soundtrack.

>>144686647
Good job anon.

>>144686804
https://mega.nz/#!oZYijLCY!0oUPShwABWFYViSTMJM2HjNVgBpwSBNhDcO9CLkIPOs

>>144686804
>>144686844
Thank you

>>144686647
Now upload it to manga here.

>>144687021
What for?

>>144686647
>i am goblin
then why he didnt sudoku'd himself yet?

>>144687108
He means in a metaphorical sense, that is why he makes sure of not letting a single goblin alive, not even kids. If a kid survives after he kills everyone, he may grown to become a human slayer.

>>144687166
>one goblin survives
>becomes a maou

>>144687520
Is like when the villain didn't kill a boy because "He is only a kid" and after he become the hero that defeated him using the legendary weapon or skill

>>144686647
>All those girls trying to heal GS's heart
>He doesn't give a shit
At least he calmed down, I read he used to be a bigger asshole before.

>>144687721
>heal the heart
They want his slayer, anon.
How many is that? Four now?
Priest, receptionist, mage, childhood friend.

>>144687778
Well...the priest will get his slayer.
Not idea if the other two ever learn about it.

>>144686647
>>144687108
>>144687166
So on all level except physical, he's a goblin?

>>144686826
Rip and tear

https://youtu.be/pNkQMtZAMAw

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>>144687858

Things that will turn the story to shit

>Rampant waifufaggotry (already at dangerous levels with four girls in two volumes)
>Powercreep and OP abilitites

>Things that will turn the story into the GOAT

>No powercreep, GS defeats the goblins with rambo tactics
>GS never shows his face (already in danger with hair and mouth shown)

>>144686826

>2016 OST

No wubshit pls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg37lkE5cuw&spfreload=10

>>144686647
No clue why they decided to be one week late this time. I hope they have a good excuse.

>>144688273
I am Goblin Slayer.
Slayer of Goblins.
I am become Orc incarnated

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Are these two joining forces with him eventualy?
Think I saw them in quite a number of ln art.

>>144689153
He's an orc. Calling it.
He's a rape child.

>>144689224
he looks like archer from fate/stay night

>>144689153
Dat sorcerASS

Ashen One

>>144686647
This is weird as fuck. If goblins are more threatening compare to other beast, surely there are high demand to warrior who want to exterminate your local home invasive species.
Government should also take care of this. What is this, feudal era Japan?

You think someone could release the official chapter translated like for the 2nd one?

>>144688419
Waifu faggotry sells LNs. I'm sorry you are too beta to self insert as a guy with female admirers.

>>144690792
If I won't forget

>>144688419
>chicks getting wet over the tough, silent and mysterious guy
>somehow surprising

>>144690788
No, goblins are shit level. Problem is the goblins who are left alive by the arrogant adventurers since they go on to become stronger variants.

>>144690788
No. Dragons and demons will always be more threatening than goblins. One dragon would probably need an army of trained soldiers to defeat or something while goblins individually could be defeated by noobs. The only advantage of goblins is their numbers and it fits with the high number of noob adventurers which can handle them if they're careful enough. That's why the government focuses on the threats that actually need a lot of expensive and high level resources to defeat.

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>>144691312
You know how to fix this?
A fucking school. An academy for new adventurers.
I'm not even joking here.

>>144691312
The solution would be that GS opens a school to teach noobs how deal with go....
>he is teaching priest
Shit, it already started.

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>Childhood friend

Lucky guy.

>>144691438
There was an academy for wizards.
How much good did it bring her?

>>144691438
They all probably went to some school. What would really fix it is forcing teams who go killing monsters for the first time have a member of one rank higher with them and pay this member with a bonus (by the guild ) as teaching salary .

>>144691482
You actually need to have a successful raid to graduate.
It's an academy mandated by veteran adventurers, not maginiggers.

>>144691472
it is truly a miracle that she is not yet raped

>>144691610
Her uncle rapes her on daily basis.

>>144691610
Goblin Slayer works hard to protect that smile.

>>144691610
GS is constantly making sure none of the shitters are anywhere near her. She's safe, for now.

>>144691610
GS saw a girl get raped once.

Once.

Why GS still haven't build his goblin workshop yet?

>>144691472
So he doesn't know that she's his childhood friend?

>>144691438
That won't really solve anything other than the survival rate of noob adventurers. Remember that the noob swordsman said one or two goblin quests and they don't have to deal with goblins anymore. Having an adventurer school will improve survival rate but it will also just increase the number of steel and higher adventurers that will only deal with higher level quests as well. And adventurers are not soldiers but mercenaries. You can't force them to do anything and they will only do what profits them the most.

The fundamental problem is that goblin quests are not profitable for adventurers so no one wants to do them which leaves the said quests to noobs.

>>144691610
Goblin Slayer knows women can't beat the dick so he makes sure she is safe.

>>144691806
He does.

>>144691828
she can easily obliterate pelvises with that booty

>>144691472
What's holding him back to plow that delicious softness every single day?

>>144691994
Goblins before Hoes

>>144691994
His armor gets in the way just like a chastity belt.

>>144691312
Goblins have the potential for geometric growth rates. They need to be exterminated.

>>144692092

Didnt stop Priestess and Archbishop

>>144692242
>Archbishop
The blind hoe? He plows that?

>>144691578
And why will the veteran adventurers do this when there's no profit for them? Do you expect the guild to pay for it when the guild's job is just to take jobs and have adventurers accept them? For this to work, the government has to use their funds to actually run the school or you have to make noob adventurers pay for tuition. The government has other shit to deal with like demons and shit while noob adventurers can barely buy an antidote.

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>>144689283
You mean lancer right?

>>144691472

Childhood end please. I hope the author doesnt listen to those autist purefags.

>>144692393
I meant GS, but whatever

>>144692421

She'll most likely get raped and murdered for character development, and healer wins the GS cock.

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Cow girl is going to get raped and killed by goblins isnt she?

>>144692421
So you want cowgirl to end up raped by goblins?

Cowgirl is NOT going to get raped by goblins. Holy fuck people how much longer are you going to keep spamming every single thread?

>>144692486
She will lose her virginity to golbin dick for extra shock value.

>>144692310
more like they both rape him.

Guy just wants to kill goblins, he's got no time for ritual sex with virgins.

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Did somebody say rape?

>>144692556
/a/ is too far gone and can only see girls are rape material.

>>144691715

I really doubt that.

>>144692556

This series got popular literally only because of gobo rape.

Of course those threads will be full of rape talk.

>>144692590
>ritual sex with virgins
How do they now it's a ritual if they are virgins?
Shouldn't priestesses stay virgins?

>>144692899
Pretty sure it got popular because of the Souls-esque, totally not Doomguy protagonist. Until recently, there were barely any comments on the rape until these spergs arrived and just started yelling rape at every chance. Or when there was no chance anyway.

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I hope that the female paladin will have some more action if you know what i mean.

>>144690788

No one gives a shit about villagers, be it in real life in the middle ages or now.

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>>144691472
He must have a will of steel to not impregnate her on a daily basis.

>>144692959
When it started it was all about
WHY IS HE NOT USING SPEARS
WHY ARE THEY USING SWORDS
SWORDS ARE FOR FAGGOTS

When do some aberrant class sexy goblins appear for Goblin Slayer to slay with his dick? with armor on

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>It's an anime orcs are pigmen episode

>>144692985
I want to see her reaction when she finds out that a gold rank who was in the party that defeated the demon lord wants the lowly Goblin Slayer's dick.

>>144692945
my mistake, apparently only one of them was a virgin.

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>>144689224

It's pretty obvious.

Plot twist: It's the nee-chan's child that was raped in the flashback

Double plot twist: It was raised by her brother and the titty-san's childhood friend

>>144693110
I hope it's not priestess.

>>144692785
/a/ is no better than goblins.

>>144692959
There was rape in the first chapter of the manga, and now new waifus appear. How did you not expect this to happen?

>>144693144
Some anon said tits mcgoo couldn't do the ritual because she wasn't "pure". Don't know how true that is.

>>144693206
I was expecting rape talk, what I wasn't expecting was 24/7 WHERE IS THE RAPE, SHE GETS RAPED RIGHT?, I SURE HOPE THERE'S MORE RAPE, I LITERALLY ONLY CAME HERE BECAUSE I HEARD THERE WAS RAPE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE

>>144693110
Nope, both the priest and GS were virgins before that ritual.

Last chapter got me thinking there would be a surprising reveal: under that mask, GS is a literal goblin (traitor).

But him having a childhood friend kinda undercut it. He seems just another Punisher type.

>>144693037
GS only gets boner if goblins involved

>>144693376

>But him having a childhood friend kinda undercut it.

But what if

>>144693142
>>144689224

>>144693412

He can only pitch a tent, when he's slaughtering goblins.

Splitting their little skulls with his sword makes him rockhard.

>>144692985
No one but backstory scrubs are getting raped, so if there's rape it's gonna be past rape not current rape.

>>144692853
His sister, why you think he became medieval doomguy?

>>144686647
Can someone tell me about the goblin king?
I heard from the last thread where GS convinces the adventurers to help him repel a goblin invasion

>>144693506
>past rape
Time travel rape?

>>144689224
Except he's a normal dude under the helmet, literally JoeMc Average.

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>Look at me
>I am the goblin now

>>144687778
Elf girl too

>>144689153
He even NTR'ed the lancer.

>>144693041
Another thing I do like a lot about GS is how he has no particular preference in regards to weapons. He uses what he finds or what's appropiate.

At least until he finds the Longsword of Goblin Slaying +2.

>>144687721
"All girls want a bad boy so they can change him" effect at it's best.

We really need more characters like this. in-depth backstories and character development is great and all, but someone like GS is really refreshing t.b.h

His only character motivation is literally "I like killing goblins" and it works

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>>144692785
Most nerd guys are like that really. They project their issues with women onto female characters and then fantasize about seeing them raped in order to being them down to their level. It's actually kind of pathetic.

>>144693747
Wait, I just noticed, is she looking at GS when she blushes? Since the other rookies said she was looking in their direction I didn't think much of it, but now the panel placements make me think she was looking at GS.

>>144693652
>Guild girl immediately calls him out for that commentary
She really wants to save him from the edge.

>>144691806
He doesn't know that she knows. Both her and her uncle know who he really is, but he thinks they think he's just some adventurer that lodges with them.

>>144693037
>Contemporary underwear
>In medieval fantasy land

No matter how many years pass, no matter how usual is, this still triggers me every fucking time

>>144693959
That is fucking wrong, he knows them

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>eating with armor on

>>144693811
>not wanting to heal GS

Really? Unless he is really ugly under that helmet he deserves to live a full life.

>>144693851
yep,that was just what i was thinking

>>144694026
He is not ugly, he has shirou's hair.

>>144694026
Hey, I'm not saying it shouldn't happen or that it's bad, I'm just pointing out the stereotype.

>>144693953
She probably sees edgelords like him all the time.

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>>144694057
He also admits he started to enjoy it...

How tall is GS ?

>>144686844
>Cowgirl commentary about priesty
>"she is delicate...and cute"
I think "small" fits better than "delicate".

>>144694000
But he doesn't know that they know who he is. He thinks they think he died.

>>144694253
5'7" is the standard height for self insert MCs.

>>144686647
JESUS! did he pop a boner while talking about killing goblins?

That speech was kind of hot, almost had a boner about killing goblins too

>>144694516
>you will never go goblin hunting with GS and then have a group JO session while the priest watches

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>>144686647
Preach it.

>>144694516

Yeah, his dick is so hard that made a hole in his armor and now he is exposed and will be raped by gay globins.

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Did I do a good enough job.

>>144694697
>implying wouldn't be doing the raping

>>144694744

>I'm a globin
>TIME TO MAKE GLOBIN BABIES SO I CAN KILL THEM

>>144694706
[slays internally]

>>144694896
[slaying intensifies]

>from the goblins' point of view the adventurers are evil

>>144691472
>>144693037
Her uncle was right saying he isn't sane because no sane man wouldn't plow all that softness every single night after coming home from adventuring.

>>144695041
Maybe he has social anxiety?

>>144695041

He just ins't a horny monkey.

>>144694706
I like it

>>144695084
He is a horny goblin in the inside.

>>144686647
Shouldn't he also kill the women that were rapped?
What if they give birth to more goblns?

>>144695140
Then he kills the children.

>>144695140
Presumably the church takes care of that.
If not, you can assume some sort of greek-ish mythology where subhuman creatures are infertile and it requires more than a few pumps to get the job done.

>>144695181
But why take chances?
I don't think it's safe to let the women out, they might runaway with the goblin babies or hide it.
He's too soft and careless about that.

>>144695140
Then he comes back and pays a visit.

>>144695140
I'm sure the church deals with that, since sending them off to disappear forever into a nunnery is the standard action.

>>144695250
>women taking care of their rape babies
It's more likely that they'll kill it in a fit of rage.

>>144695301
This. Goblin rape babies are 100% goblin. They are more like parasites than infants.

>>144692709

Dont thank me, thank rape

>>144693338

Archpriest used double virginities to save GS after Oni Goblin fight using Priestress. Archpriest is used goblin goods.

are there pics of those steel adventurers that get raped?

>>144695301
You don't know anything about mother instinct if you think that.
It's hormonal stuff.

>>144695285
If that is the case why would any woman become an adventurer?

>>144695471
All kinds of things can happen when you have PTSD. It tends to be an overriding factor.

>>144695483
Because not all opponents are goblins.

>>144695538
It's very common that some end up keeping and loving rape babies.
I'm pretty sure the slayer is not edgy enough.

>>144693959
Is he always so autistic?

Why are there so many spoilers (not that I'm complaining) in this thread?

A lot of people somehow read the raws already? or are there spoilers?

Why don't they just close all the mines and holes in the ground to ground the goblins?
It's seems a lot better than keeping loosing a lot of stupid young people that go on raids.

>>144695483
They still get a better deal than men.

>>144695643
Have half goblins been mentioned?

>>144695995
The manga is based off a light novel, of course there will be spoilers.

>>144695997
It's not edgy enough.

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>>144695995
You alright, anon?
First post in the thread.

>>144693652
We need to go edgier.

>>144695997
Then there would not be rape which in turn would result in less goblins which would then mean that there would be less work for the guild.

I'd imagine watching his family get raped to death probably essentially neutered any sexual desire he would have had.

>>144695997
How do you do that? Do you know how fucking caves there are? And that the goblins can probably dig their way out if you do not explode them at the very least?

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>>144696310
>you will never tenderly love GS and help him resolve his intimacy issues

>>144696291
So, are you trying to say that they are being lenient about the goblins rapping because it makes money for them and it's good for the overall economy?

>>144696310
He can only feel hatred.

>>144696310
Seems fair.

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I really, really like this manga but I'm not quite sure why.

>>144696429
>and it's good for the overall economy?
That's some stupid keynesian economics right here.
>Just let some goblins destroy villages and rape the girls, we need people spending money on fixing this problem

>>144696508
Does it give you sexual pleasure and fapping material?

>>144696508
The first two chapters left a very strong impression.

>>144696508

Thank god he got rid of the oversized animu sword and replaced it with a practical Gladius for closed space.

>>144695017
THEN THEY ARE LOST

>>144696555
Well, that's free market for you I guess.

>>144696555
Well in their defense women are cheap in a medieval setting. It's men that are valuable.

>>144696597
Not really. The main thing I like is that the MC doesn't have any grand aspirations, he just wants to fucking kill goblins, and no other adventurers of his level want to do the job. It's a pretty interesting concept, sending all the newbie adventurers to their deaths because the higher ranks don't want to bother with it.
>>144696610
Third chapter was very good too.
>>144696642
I agree, that sword is hilariously wide.

>>144696685
>keynesian
>free market
Masturbate to the goblin rape, you don't have enough blood in your head to talk about things.

>>144696836
Sorry anon, I'll go study more.

>>144696508
It's literally Doomguy:the manga.

>>144696836
Guilds are already in place. Goblins are an example of market failure. Since they only affect peasants no one can afford the big guns. As a result raids on goblin lairs often end up producing more goblins via rape.

>>144696836
>implying it is not all about free market of goblin semen

Are goblins people o ?

>>144697364
Are you a person? That is your answer.

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Someone please explain this chapter to me.

This girl is GS's childhood friend, who left her parents to live with her uncle. The boy in the flashback is GS, right? But GS also had a sister who was raped and murdered by goblins? Is that correct?

>>144697364
Just the slayer one

Is there more rape in this after chapter 1

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>>144697472
Yes.

>>144697063
>Goblins are an example of market failure
That's like saying wolves are a example of market failure. Or tornados. They are a force of nature, if not created artificially, but must be treated like such.

>Since they only affect peasants no one can afford the big guns
This is probably not true, but this was already discussed in this manga. Slaying goblins doesn't pay much, because in small numbers even some farmer can kill some. More experienced adventurers will want to kill the big ones. It seems that there is a high demand for such jobs, if the big ones would be already killed because everyone is hunting them, they would have no jobs more and would need to hunt goblins too, to earn a living.

Though this is a dumb discussion, because it's a completely made up scenario. In real life it would handled far better. The villages would invest a lot in security, hire guards and arm themselves, they might even train themselves to kill goblins, if they are a constant threat to them. Like the wolves of europe they would be slowly but steadily wiped out.

>>144697527
only a little off screen

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since you've murdered my family. There are 387.44 million millimeters of scratches in wafer thin layers that cover my armor. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millimeters it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for goblins at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

I just had to

>>144697472
>But GS also had a sister who was raped and murdered by goblins

Why would they ive ear a goblin nest, for god sake.

>>144697472
Her parents died too.

>>144697608
Animals can be driven to extinction. Goblins are animals. Therefore barring a magical explanation for their continued existence (which would be stupid at this point given the rape angle) goblins can be eliminated.

>>144697728
The goblins probably moved in. Or simply were hidden. Or worse case, they knew they were there and had put a petition with the adventurer guild but because of the whole "rookies are too bad to kill goblins, veterans feelt they're too good to bother" shit it went ignored until the catastrophe happened.

>>144697608
>guards
They would have no money for that. Most likely they would use hunting dogs and their forks.

>>144697758
And it's already established that nobody gives a shit about goblin raids except newbie (whose females promptly get captured to spawn more gobbos) and our lad Goblin Slayer. If the country and guild were to take them seriously, of course, goblins would be driven to extinction.

They don't, so we have this story now.

>>144697820

This weird angle is retarded, it assumes there are only rookies and veterans and no intermediate rank, which was already estabilished.

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List the traits you want for your knight.

>>144697871
So basically GS is the hero because he is the only one who is willing to this solve this glaring flaw in the guild system?

>>144697963
1. NEVER takes off his helmet
That's kinda it really, never thought it would get that far.

>>144697758
A God buffing them is responsible for their resurgence and their newfound threat level that only people with their ear to the ground are aware of. It still hasn't reached the general populace yet. This was covered in earlier threads.

>>144697821
What do you think they do with a goblin body? Do they bury it? Burn it? Eat it?

>>144697984
That's seem to be the case.

>>144697758
This is what I'm saying. I would assume that there a shitton of different monsters out there and goblins aren't an immediate threat to mankind. So maybe they have to bear the occasional raped maiden that dragon over there is the real problem.

>>144697821
Should not have said "hired". Guards could also just be villagers that they armed with their own money and put on duty for some days.

>>144697942
there are intermediate ranks but intermediates are like maxminer assholes in a MMO who game the system, ignoring bottom tier quests in order to grind more rewarding mid tier quests. what the guild should do is make mentorship of newbies a pre-requisite to advancing rank. i.e. they should have intermediate level adventurers fulfill a minimum number of newbie escort/training quests before being allowed to rank up

These threads are pretty fun, why?

>>144698164
Rape and /tg/

>>144686844
Jesus man, what am I supposed to say in these threads instead of sasugas?
Thanks a lot.

Why doesn't the guild just prohibit female adventurers from taking goblin related quests? Seems like that would fix the problem pretty easily.

>>144698047
They must do some weird ritualistic burning since the Church is big in their society.
And maybe turn the bones into magical charms.

>>144698091
The problem is they don't feel the need, at least not those at the top. When you have a monopoly there's no need to be efficient, cutting cost to raise profit margins is always the sole focus. Look at the ISPs in the U.S. for an example. Only real competition can create a drive for efficiency and planning long-term instead of short-term. But even then it doesn't always work when there's only competition between a select few, especially when those select few have similar mindsets. Look at the U.S. Telecom industry for example it illustrates both points depressingly well.

>>144698272
They should be good people and be efficient instead of assholes.

>>144698309
They arent and for this reason we suffer.

>>144698253
But wouldn't the goblins be forced to go out of their coven and into villages to do the breeding?
Maybe female adventures are there just to avoid the bigger problem, they are just necessary meat sacrifices.

>>144687778
So far from the top of my head:
>Priest
>Receptionist/Chihiro Senkawa
>High Elf Archer
>Archbishop
>Sorceress
>Hero(female)

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This manga has some really nice pannels

>>144698434
Good thing he is more or less asexual.

>>144698462
Man, I really need to change that font.

>>144698253
I have an idea, why don't the guild send infertile women to the goblins? It would give then some weeks to plan and prepare a a mine explosion.
They could apply this systematically in every new goblin hole they find.

>>144698434

Why is it that all the fantasy light novels have the hero surrounded by chicks?

Why does everything have to turn into an harem? How boring.

>>144692985
>implying she won't be almost raped by an orc
>only to be saved by GS
>implying she won't go after his pussy slayer afterwards

>>144698610
In this case it works because he isn't a beta faggot.

>>144698635
>his pussy
Wait, Goblin Slayer has a pussy?

>>144698610
But GS is no hero anon, he is plague control specialist.
He just wants to kill gob niggers only to get raped by hoes while sleeps.

>>144698610
because in a society where mixed gender socializing is met with extreme social anxiety, stories of fiction become not only escapism, but reaffirmation that a man being desirable is still a thing, and that their worth is not diminished by simply being male.

>>144698744
Pussy slayer, anon.

>>144698744
He has all the pussy

>>144689224
Reminds me of that one DnD post about a paladin and dwarf going orc purging, until the paladin slips off a ledge or something and the dwarf catches him. the paladin's helmet falls off and the dwarf finds out he's a half-orc.

Then he just immediately drops him off the cliff.

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>>144698658

>Want rip and tear
>It's a hot springs/Beach episode

>>144698610
By GS doesn't care, hell , the priest has sex with him in order to save his life (I am serious and he was uncouncious), woke up with she naked next to him and DIDN'T GIVE A FUCK!

>>144698744
>go after his pussy slayer
As in GS has a pussy slayer. I'll give you a minute to put two and two together

>>144698766

So light novels are viewed as such in japan? An entire medium is held down by the commercial need to cater to ronery otakus?

>>144698870
How new are you to be surprised about that?

>>144698870
Those ronery otakus are the only ones willing spend exorbitant amount of money on their products, so yes.

>>144697984
It's only a flaw now because the goblin population exploded, GS even says there are alot more goblins lately.

>>144698870
I'm pretty sure LNs are aimed at 14 year old boys.

Anyone have the LN raws? Or is the WN relatively similar to the LN anyway? Cause I know where that is at least

>>144698563
And how will they find newbie infertile women?

>>144698870
LNs are to literature as idol anime are to the movie industry.

>>144699027
Go to Amazon JP, there's your raws. Or to Chinese or Korean websites where they probably have translated to their respective languages the Japanese raws.

>>144698563
Why not get them addicted to traps instead?

>>144699155
Silly anonthey just have to make the women infertile

>>144698610
Because guys are horrendously insecure and need to feel worshipped by the female half of the species at all times.

>>144699228
I think goblins can differentiate boypussy from real pussy.

>>144699306
That's why it works
They won't be able to go back

>>144699366
Jesus anon, not everyone is a degenerated like you.

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>>144699515
Not everyone maybe, but we're talking about goblins here m8

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>>144698610
Harem is not only a genre any more, now its a trope is dumped into everything.

I won't tell you to like it but get used to it and try to minimize the importance you give to it because its gonna be thrown into your face anyway so better develop some defense agaisnt it.

I'd also prefer more variety in sidecharacters but better to enjoy what we have than crying for something we won't have

>>144698253
Here's the thing, a couple of villages getting burnt down or women getting raped isn't a big enough deal to actually bother spending resources on, just throw adventurers at them until one group successfully kills them and move on.

>>144697608
Yes, it is a dumb discussion, but it's a fantasy story, so this kind of stupidity is just par for the course. You can pretty much apply this to any story, from a DnD campaign to Final Fantasy to Tolkien.

Reminder rgatt wearing full armor is inconvenient and reduces mobility.
On top of that this noob uses a shield, shields are for fags, he should weild two swords or axes.

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Name: Archbishop
Adventurer Rank: Gold
Age: Late 20's-Early 30's
Birthdate: N/A
Noticeable Skills: High Level Spellcasting, Divinity from the Goddess
Misc: The Archbishop to the Church that worships the Goddess. During the earlier part of her career as an Adventurer she was attacked and held hostage by Goblins who blinded and violated her until she was rescued by the mysterious Adventurer known as Goblin Slayer who she holds an attraction too. After assisting the party that slayed the Demon King she currently oversees the activities of the church and assists in the training of newer members such as Priestess. She is glad to resee the Goblin Slayer and to repay the debt she owes to him.


BI

>>144698870
The otaku are the ones keeping it alive, there are many serious series that aren't self insert but they don't sell.
Thousands of LNs are released each month and only like 5% or so sell above 5K.

>>144699864
Goblin rape isn't a thing in most traditional western fantasy and for good reason. It is world breaking. The rape was just inserted by the author in order to appease the nerds that read this shit in nipland.

Is anyone interested in a isekai that runs on d&d mechanics with a level 50 cleric?
I got one

>>144697963
He NEEDS to use two swords or two maces.

So do the goblins reproduce by fucking adventurers, or do female goblins exist?

LNfags pls respond.

>>144699963
Goblin and orc rape is a thing when it comes to how JPs view western styled fantasy though.

>>144700048
Usually female goblins exist but females from other races are more fertile so goblins prefer them.

>>144700023
No. Please refrain from posting its name or linking to it in my thread.

>>144700023
Sure, why not.
Maybe it's good.

>>144699932
Are you a moonreader with LNs, or are you just compiling shit from threads?

>>144699879
>>144700030
You had your thread 2 threads ago, go away already.

>>144699963
No, it is not world breaking and neither does removing goblin rape change anything anybody said.

>>144699963
>It is world breaking.
Please explain. Is there some fascist Faction of Tolkien nerds strictly enforcing what a goblin can and can't do? Is there a goblin worker's union?

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>>144699932

>Goblin sloppy seconds

into the trash

GUILD GIRL IS BEST GIRL

>>144699932
>She is glad to resee the Goblin Slayer and to repay the debt she owes to him.


Wat kind of compennsation are we talking about ?

>>144686844
Thank's anon

>>144699932
You forgot
Un-notable skills: Drinking semen out of pussy

>>144686647
I've been out of the loop for a while. Is this the new popular manga that's gonna become shit once too many people start liking it?

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>>144700432
>gonna become shit

>>144700432
Yes

>>144700379
She sucks GS's semen out of the Priestess' pussy while he is unconcious and due to magical mumbo jumbo this saves his life.

>>144700432
It's already shit and people are enjoying it.
Not as boring as mao though.

>>144700432
Yes, welcome on board.

>>144700423
The gobbers taught her that party trick.

>>144700432

It's fantasy harem 256

This time instead of the MC being dense he's just completely oblivious to sex

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>tfw love gobbos
>see this

Fucking triggered

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>>144700841
Why is she tearing up?

>>144692709
Rapeman go back to your job, those bitches don't rape themselves.

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>>144691994
>>144692047

>>144700506
So GS semen is poisonous ?

>>144701077
No, her obtaining GS semen somehow enabled her to heal him.

>>144700677
He's pretty dense, he doesn't realize all his female companions like him. To be fair, it's a denseness born out of not caring about romance or sex at all. Due to the fact that he's emotionally stunted and focused on slaying goblins. I'm sure if he ever put an ounce of thought into it, GS would find out their feelins and bluntly reject them all.

>>144700925
I think that is from when her farm was attacked by goblins, but GS had an army ready and saved her.

>>144701222
He truly protects that smile.

>>144701222
>saved her
We all know. He only cares about the goblins.

>>144699932
>>144700379
>>144700506
I wonder how archpriestess feels now that GS got a new noob priestess around

>>144701389
I bet she wouldn't mind a threesome.

>>144701120
Some powerful healing ritual required laying with a virgin. Goblin Slayer just got mortally wounded by an Oni and needed serious magic to recover. Archbishop had lost her virginity to goblin rape, so she had the virgin Priestess rape the comatose Goblin Slayer while she cast the spell. I'm guessing that for the ritual to be completed, the one casting it needed to hold the semen.

>>144694020
>confirmed for master chief

>>144701473
Who writes this shit.

>>144700324
I wonder if the Cow Girl and Guild Girl are still virgins. We know the priest gave hers to GS and the elf is a 2000 year old virgin.

>>144701593
They are. They're too busy working and will eventually become cakes.

>>144701616
Guild Girl is a cake.
Cow Girl is on her way.

>>144701551
Your mom. She has experience.
Japs, anon.

>>144701551
Japanese men. Japs love fantasizing about rape though oddly they are far less likely to rape someone than westerners.

>>144701473
That's a pretty specific healing spell.

Damn girls raping the poor GS.

>>144701551
It's good writing. There's plenty of case in mythology and occults including sex in their rituals.

>>144701211
I doubt he would believe why would any female be interested in him romantically.

>>144702042
Not really. Most of that is propaganda created by extremely sexually repressed Christian missionaries to justify conversion.

>>144701868

Lol, they just don't report it lad.

>>144702091
>Most of that is propaganda created by extremely sexually repressed Christian missionaries to justify conversion.
??? [citation needed]

>>144702091
Butthurt pagan detected

>>144702055
To be fair, he's fucking insane and probably knows it himself in some ways. I'd be questioning it too if I only cared about slaying goblins and nothing else.

>>144699932
>She is glad to resee the Goblin Slayer
Kek

>>144701389
She got an excuse to ride visit him using the noob priestess as pretext.

>>144701551
Kinoko Nasu.
>>144701593
If GS gets injured again you can bet your ass Archbishop is going to be around offering their virginity to heal GS.

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>>144696508

Closest we'll get to someone in a manga series accidentally summoning a Souls character to their world.

>>144703223
Must be nice to sit in a comfy chair all day safe from danger and roll in the money everyday of your life.

>>144703296
>I accidentally summoned a suit of armor and it became sentient! Now I have to defeat the Demon Lord and save the world!
Cue prologue

>>144703223
I literally can't vote for anyone but cowgirl. Childhood friend AND that fucking body? Come on.

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>>144703491

>>144703325
yup

>>144703584
Nope. She's cute, but I still can't.

only 2 ppl have taste in this thread?!

>>144696508
Does Priestess have a kickass scar on her shoulder now?

>>144703709
no, but she does in her vagina

>>144699932
>get raped to blindness
>kill demon king
How

>>144703793
Why not? She has some great support abilities, probably and joined a powerful party.

>>144703793
>implying priests need to see to do their job

>>144703793
She was a noob when she was raped, after being rescued by GS, instead of falling to despair like the monk, she leveled up.

>>144703793
I rather wonder how she can still cry after getting blinded. Seems rather unlikely that her tear duct was undamaged.

>>144703793
>casts healing spells at random
>hopes some hit the right targets

>>144703213
Impossible. No mollusks so far

>>144703836
Proven by mmos, I assume?

>>144703491
Priestess hit it first, though

>>144703584
What has she been doing the past 2000 years?

>>144703962
practising fellatio and handjobs

>>144700030
>dual wielding
Faggot spotted.

>>144703960
She cheated. Also, GS not giving a fuck makes me feel that would be actually a point against her.

>>144703962
this kind of bullshit annoys me, especially in settings where creatures can get exponentially stronger
why the hell would ANYTHING that's lived for that long think anything of anyone who wasnt just as old, wheres the weight of the ages

>>144701367
I think he at least thanks people who give him food. Can't slay gobs on an empty stomach.

>>144700030
>>He NEEDS to use two swords or two maces.
shield aint's actually for pussies

>>144703584
How can a female elf not give into the dick for 2000 years?

>>144696711
You only need one dick to impregnate multiple wombs, men will always be the expendable gender.

>>144704082
>this kind of bullshit annoys me, especially in settings where creatures can get exponentially stronger
>why the hell would ANYTHING that's lived for that long think anything of anyone who wasnt just as old, wheres the weight of the ages

otherwise you get bullshit like legolas riding down a stair with a shield as a surfboard.

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>>144703793
learned it in vietnam

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>>144704107
>>144703962
>What has she been doing in the past 2000 years?
Practicing archery to be a master, living in a community of Elves and killing a few low level Monsters. Not being interested in sex like Goblin Slayer except without the autism and fixation on Goblins.

>>144704107
This has been on my mind since I knew her age. How coukd she have stayed unraped for 2000 years?

>>144704114
We can make artificial wombs and semen can be transformed into eggs.

A single man can repopulate the entire human race in under 20 years with a single spunk shot.

Oh, and single heterosexual male fathers have been scientifically proven to be better parents then any other combination and single parent outside of a traditional male female couple.

2000 moons

>>144703793
She got gud instead of going full recluse. It's like a rite of passage.

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>Cowgirl wins

Delicious funbags pove their superiority

>>144704374
>A single man can repopulate the entire human race in under 20 years with a single spunk shot.
S-seriously?

>>144703962
File off the last two zeroes for jer actual age.

>>144704114
Dude you are using broscience to argue against a historical fact. Just stop.

>>144704374
I think we're going to need citations for all of this /a/.

>>144704082
I think the setting of The Witcher did this best. Aka. who gives a fuck how old they are, what are they gonna do, just fucking live in isolation because "lol everyone's younger than me"? Shit gets boring after the first 100 years.

>>144704385
that would be much more acceptable

>>144704444
No.
In-vitro fertilization produces weaker children.
The purpose of the sperm deal is that only the strongest sperm can fertilize the egg.

If you force the process, that's like breaking a butterfly's cocoon for them.

>>144694642
Do I have to bring my own crystal or will one be provided to me?

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>>144704415
>Cowgirl wins
About that...

How the fuck are goblins able to sustain their population? You can't rape a monkey and pop out a human

>>144704415
>repair a fence
>in full armor
>and a helmet
>with a shield

GS, you fucking autist.

>>144686826
E1M1 is really hard to mess up
How did they mess E1M1 up

>>144704444
The guy is talking about artificial wombs and going full MRA, sage to day you can ignore everything he said.

>>144704615
You never know when a Goblin is going to appear

>>144704605
Rape doesn't count.

>>144704615
the shield is a buckler and he's probably more comfortable in a helmet

>>144704654
But he didn't mind
...
Actually, GS don't giving a shit about the fact priest had sex with him could be interpreted as an insult to her?