you still can't speak japanese? masaka you are almost 30

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I've been speaking english for 30 years and still suck at it and you want me to learn moon?

＞いむぷらいいんぐ
あい かん すぺーく じゃぱねーず じゅすと ファイン, さんきゅ.

>he learns an entire gook language to watch his cartoons an hour earlier

ニガ ユ ドム

日本語でおｋ！

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Maybe Japan should start speaking English. I mean it's 2016. Why are we not speaking one language?

>>144681307
America had the chance after WWII to convert Japan to English.
I think they decided not to because Jap literacy levels were so high, though.

>>144681013
Jokes on you I can but I can't fucking write it for shit. I suck at doodling their characters.

>>144681013
I cant even speak English + my own language properly

>>144681013
KISAMA! NANI MONO DA?!

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>>144681013
>implying I hanasenai the nihongos
>implying I'm almost 30

/a/ whipped me into shape when I was fawkin' two-zero, that's "hatachi" for you losers who don't know

you told me to get proficient quickly. . .

Omae wa wrong. Ore no nihongo ga better than omae no.

>>144681013

>Mixing japanese with english and roleplaying as an anime girl

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>>144681013

Because I don't talk to enough Japanese people to warrant learning the entire language.

Spending years of your life learning Japanese for the sole purpose of watching their cartoons is a symptom of deeply seeded mental issues.

>>144681231
>すぺーく じゃぱねーず じゅすと

>>144681295
the words of every twitter user who knows how to type "こんにちわ" in an IME

>>144686054
I dont speak to enough english or german people to warrant learning their languages either but who will get hired be recognised in society, and be able to understand many cultural works the guy who speaks 4 language or the stupid monolingual amerifat?
Fuck you hiro should permarangeban walking fat blocks.

>>144686054
Knowing enough of a foreign language to impress people is a valid reason to learn it.

>Be Asian
>Be slightly fluent in English
>Get treated like you're some sort of genius

>>144687767
If you are from europe like me it makes sense to learn german even if you dont talk to german people because Germany has massive impact on economy and is required in jobs but 99% employers wont give a shit about japanese.

>>144688107
>be european (slavic)
>learn japanese
>fucking weeb

no thanks

>>144681356
>>144681307
because chink/jap union will wipe all you anglo ass out
>中華共栄圏

>can't understand japanese proverbs 四字熟語
>can't comprehend layers of honorifics which is used as plot device
>can't into 当て字 and the stupid memes nip makes with associating majestic kanji to nonsensical western phonetics
>can't into 漢文 which is lit. every poetry/literature outside of 俳句

>t. Chink who can't understand how gaijin into japanese anime thru watered contents

why animu live ?

>>144686054
>Spending years of your life learning Japanese for the sole purpose of watching their cartoons is a symptom of deeply seeded mental issues.
But spending years of your life watching those cartoons and years more posting about them on /a/ isn't?

>>144681013
なんで日本語と日本の文化が分からん外人はアニメを観るの？
そしてなんで外人はみんな太ってるの？

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>born December 1997

I didn't know I was almost 30.

Oh, and I'm fluent in four languages. Japanese is one of them.

>>144694504
Fuck off kid

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Military fag here.

English is the the universal language of the air and the sea. So any ships or planes anywhere no matter the origin, they all need to communicate through English. Get rekt everywhere and everyone who speaks gibberish.

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American is the only language I need

>>144690934
>Japan and China teaming up
>Ever
>Implying Japan would ever move against America

Sorry for not being born with eidetic memory.

>>144681013
>basing your life around memes

アイシーギーヂーギー

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>>144681307
CURRENT YEAR

>>144681013
>you are almost 30
i turned 18 two months ago

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>>144681013
I'm doing Anki reps.
Surely one day it'll all click...right?

>>144681201
>smug drug dealer.png
>not smug dealer
You fucked up desu.

>>144695627
me 2 my fellow brother

>>144681013
Even if I learnt japanese, the manga I want to translate have no Raws whatsoever.

>>144681013
ive been on an anime hiatus for a while now
ive got maybe 20 series under my belt

>>144681013
Do new kanji get added to the japanese language? seems like an archaic language if it can't keep up with new terminology and have to use bastardized english versions of them in katakana.

>>144699319
they could just do as irish does and make new words from existing words
for example, an astronomer is a réalteolaí, literally a star scientist

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>>144699139
Me too


is what I would say if this was October 2005

>>144683527
KABANERI DA

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>not speaking superior french
>watching inferior japanese animé
>not totally spies
Soyez propre.

>>144700094
aren't you guys wiped out yet?

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>>144681013
I'm only 19, not 30. I can speak Japanese just fine.

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>>144700684
I'm jealous of you

>>144700859
eeeeeh? anata 2hon5 wakahen ka? Baka desu nee~

>>144681307
because people are still dumb enough to use windows phones.

>>144700932
何でローマ字使ってるの

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>>144694328
>なんで外人はみんな太ってるの？
贅肉は健康と自由の証だからさ

白人は好きな食べ物だけを食うほどのお金はあるし、奴隷みたいに働いて走り回らなくていいから体力を消耗しなくて済む

>>144701158
>using ching chong pseudo-alphabet
の thanks.

>>144701247
出来ない

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ユカントラルノジャパニズ

うんちんまん！うんちんまん！