>ITT: describe normal everyday activities in Nasu speak

Crack.
A fissure appears on the outside. The rupture tears apart the fragile womb revealing its contents to the world.
The defective embryo, life that was never meant to be spills from its broken cage.
Nothing is left to save it before it is engulfed by the searing flames below.

The egg is now in the frying pan.

Dehydrated.
My mouth is of thirst. Dry and sticky. An irritable feeling. I walk towards the kitchen with this in mind, longing for a glass of ice cold water.
...
...
Sip.
Sip.
Sip.
Ahh.
Ahhhhhhh.

I'm trying to think of shit but this is actually pretty hard. Props to Nasu.

>>144644253
Me too. It was pretty easy to do it in moonspeak, but holy shit is it hard in English. Gotta study English more.

>>144644253
>>144644596
You better remember this next time you try to make fun of Nasu.

My pillow.
My pillow.
My pillow.
My pillow is necessary for sleep.

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I'm staggering through a gelatinous mesh of air.
Light.
Like an anglerfish trudging through the muck at the bottom of the ocean.
Heavy.
Breath comes scarce. So scarce. My eyes refuse to work it's so cold. Yet it's also hot.
Falling.
I want to turn back but there's no crossing the threshold. Numbness. Everything is numb but I can't stop.
Broken.
My feet find tile, the slick surface like algae on rocks. I reach out.
Click.
It doesn't work. It doesn't work.It doesn't work.
This pot. This coffee pot. ThiS CoFfeE PoT doesn't work. ThiS GOdDamN COffEe POT DOESn'T WorK.
Blood and lip gloss. Glass. Five-hundred-twenty-eight different shades of blue. What. The. Fuck. Light and pudding. A knife stuck through a shoe. Silly puddy and music. A metronome ticking down the count until a waterfall runs dry as this pot. This pot. This pot. This pot. This pot. This pot. This pot. This pot. This pot. This pot. This pot. This pot. This pot pot POT POT POT POT POT POT POT POT POT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't tell if this is Nasu or Kamachi tbqh

>>144642683
10/10

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Shiki is literally me.

So, what are the chances of Nasu beibg a woman?

>>144645446
None.

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>>144642683
kek'd heartily

>>144645201
It's like I'm really reading Nasu.

>>144645201
5/10, not enough repetition about how hot/cold it is every other sentence.

>>144645264
Is it just something about nip prose or how its translated?

>>144644253
Just repeat yourself lots, exagerrate everything and write in stream of consciousness and you're mostly there.
I actually unironically love Nasushit though.

>>144646842
>Is it just something about nip prose or how its translated?
Because they have vertical text they have a lot more line breaks than English novels