Girls und Panzer/Garupan/GuP Thread
I'm deeply in love with Erika. Quick, post more Erika.
Out of curiosity, which crew member was the most likely to die?
My completely wild guess would be driver. It's probably harder for them to evacuate than the other tankers in general, and and they seem to be in a location more likely to be hit and burned by spalling.
So you have been dating your favourite guppie for a while now, you have decided to introduce her to your family, what does your family think of her? and what does she think of your family?
They'l like her
They'd think that she's a cool beauty of course.
She's a cool beauty and a pure tank maiden at the same time.
Basically a Goddess.
None of them are really important. But they are all worth a read if you enjoy the GuP universe.
She's been my favorite since day 1 of watching.
They're not broken! It's stylistically designed that way!
And she did everything pure!
She's a great loader and great and keep the girls in check!
Her screaming/ crying/ being hysterical is part of her charm. A shame you can't see it.
And in case you didn't watch the show, Anzu is a lazy squirmy worm who makes Momo gun AND load at the same time (until she decides it's time to actually do something).
Gunning and loading in a cramped Hetzer must be absolute hell too.
I found the original mediafires I downloaded most everything from, so I'll post them here. The Hunnicutt ones are all in the second link.
She's a serious/ intimidating PR manager who just so happens to completely break down whenever the stakes are raised. It's a contrast.
She's a calm speaker who's straight to the point, not afraid to set you straight.
But the second she's behind a gun she's screaming and can't aim straight.
So yes. She's both. Juxtaposition.
Oh my god! Thank you so much!
I finally know what the shells of my favorite tank looks like.
You're my hero.
But we were promised them before July and now it's nearly August. I don't like to harass translators and typesetters because of the great work they do, but they did say with a certain certainty that they would be out by July. And it's not like the already high quality V4.5 subs needed much work anyway. I just want a final archive version so that I can finally be free of these threads. Every day for 3 months I've been here.
Probably some time next year I think, and even then, the Anzio OVA has still yet to be dubbed.
>tfw I liked the dub of the series
I don't know, I can't take my eyes away from the boobs long enough to read it.
"Hey mister, want some free Rock CD's?"
its really hard to tell which girl is which based on voice
Going to the tank museum in Munster tomorrow, anyone else ever been there?
You know what you have to do
Only after marriage. She doesn't need that burden!
But I need to leave. I have other, non-GuP related things to do.
>tfw I liked the dub of the series
You like your Guppies sounding like second rate porn stars?
I want to
gouge Momo's eye so she would wear a cool eye patch instead of that stupid momocle.
I don't like Rock music, you thirsty bitches. I only listen to the finest of weeb music.
But if I don't work, I'll never be able to buy that Maho figure that I want so badly.
Please don't get shot by Muslims, anon.
>>Please don't get shot by Muslims, anon.
See, this is why I drive instead of taking the train like I originally planned, at least I can avoid getting axed.
I really wish I could carry a concealed handgun, thanks for disarming our nation, allies.
Italy never listens, anon.
Yeah, if there's an axe muslim in your car you have a lot less room to run away than if you were in a train.
>if there's an axe muslim in your car you have a lot less room to run away
Just drive faster.
Yes. I can't see your post.
MOMO HAS TWO BEAUTIFUL EYES AND HER MONOCLE IS COOL.
Yep. I was initially on the Clara bandwagon, but the artists just kept churning out the Rosehip goodness.
>When she finds out you're a virgin
>still living with my grandma
>never hugged a woman outside of family
>my only source of income is doing shady shit on the internet and government autismbux
Go away and only come back when you become a wizard.
MLLSD is a must read.
Little Army 1 is a good prequel.
If you like non-extreme edgy shit (compared to that) then read Ribbon Warrior.
Maginot introduces some good characters and another school.
Little Army 2... meh.
It was pretty on/off for me. Some girls I liked while others sounded like shit.
Problem is that Katyusha is used in the scene were all the schools come to reinforce Ooarai. Unlike in the tv series, the song is actually intertwined with the score so it'll be more difficult to remove than in the tv series.
Also, chances that Sentai will reissue a new version of the DVDs with Katyusha included? I heard somewhere that in 3 years that it'll be fair game in America.
She is perfect on St. Gloriana, wouldn't want her on any other school.
>mfw i was gonna go have my first time in a brothel cause i dont expect to find love in my life
>living with grandpa and grandma
>hugged a woman, but hug is the best I could ever get
>no source of income in sight, leeching off gran's pensions
>will get conscripted in 1.5 years if I don't make up some bullshit excuse
Please, tell me it will get better.
Tell me, will I be able to make Darj real when I get my wizard powers?
I was away for some time, did anyone make more of those game CG pantyshot edits?
The last one I saw was the Pekoe one I think.
Thanks, I'll look into it.
Up to 28. It's absolutely ridiculous.
And I am doing something. Or at least trying to. Problem is, it's just too late. I should've started doing this 10 years ago, things would've been different now. Still, I know, I keep doing something, I don't just give up.
Here, people in the army sometimes get killed, either suicide or beaten to death. No joke. I don't think that will be the best experience.
>>Here, people in the army sometimes get killed, either suicide or beaten to death. No joke. I don't think that will be the best experience.
Ahahaha that's what you deserve Ivan, I hope you get fucked up the ass
>tfw my 14 yo imouto is taller and has more curves than Katyusha
Nonna overdid it with the drugs
i want to say she was created for her seiyuu
She really should get more roles. It's kinda sad to always see her typecasted as "the russian chick".
I like Fury
/ak/ roadtrip to Ooarai when?
Its annoying how often she's just straight up forgotten about/ignored, she needs attention and love like any other girl
They have a lot in common, actually.
Both Erika and Momo tend to emotional outbursts, both work their ass off for her respective boss, both tend to get quite few thank for it but still continue to serve Anzu / Maho loyally.
Eclair is even better there.
>Yeah, there are two girls one second close to fuck like rabbits just behind me.
>Do i look like i care? I came here for a drink and i will drink.
Miho obviously started to like that game.
A thing called "worst girl" does not exist in GuP, anon.
>it's actually true
What the actual fuck?
Do they kill you if you talk shit about their waifus?
Not at all.
Aplha wolves are the ones who lead and care for their prides. The renegade lone wolves, the literal ronins for her samurai fixation, are the literal lowest ones of the wolf hierarchy.
Mihoi is an alfa wolf. Shizuka is a ronin omega.
>Her face when she kidnaps you to be Katyusha's pleasure slave
That's the kind of friendship i want with Kay.
Maho is autistic.
I'm sure Erika will take resposibility.
Maybe Miho and / or Erika will help her becoming normal again.
Omega wolves are the weakest ones in a pack. Lone wolves are the ones who don't have a pack.
Also, sometimes, lone wolves steal the females from packs to copulate with, and are as ferocious as most alpha wolves.
Learn the difference.
Reminder neesans CAN love neesans.
look it up
I will give you a clue, flower bouquet
>When the death sentence was passed, Beria pleaded on his knees for mercy before collapsing to the floor and wailing and crying energetically, but to no avail
He wants to see a mindbroken Nonna before shooting her in the forehead.
>implying Maho wouldn't hand you over to Erika first.
Only if she recommends you after the first night, you MAY see Maho.
Do you think they dyed their hair?
>Maybe Erika will help her
Anon, Erika wants to be as autistic as Maho
>tfw your country only has narco tanks and shitty APCs
Yes, considering they're Japanese.
Though that's taken with a grain of salt since there are SO MANY girls with non-black hair in the series it might as well be anime-genetics where being able to speak any English makes you blonde.
Its actually her dad's younger brother.
Of course I like Miho, why wouldn't I?
But the most important question is this, what are the requirements to date Katyusha?
As long as Nonna is alive, that would be impossible, anon.
Either put up with her condescending attitude (read: napoleon complex), or be willing to substitute yourself for Nonna as the one who gives her upsies.
This one seems a little tricker, especially if you're not into tsunderes.
Tanks aside, going to school on a bigass ship seems like it could be fun.
>Not only that, but also getting Miho to accept you. You also have to drop your family name too.
She's holding hands with Saemonza again.
Nah, she's cursed to a lifetime of being a do-gooder worrywart with a battlecry about as ferocious as a regretful Pomeranian.
Her family issues killed smug Miho in canonical entries, but she lives on to a limited extent in fanworks and comedy 4-komas.
I want Shizuka to stick a 90 mm shell up my ass!
I ask you, anon: Why - WHY - should Erika view that as hell?
She's come off as bright, friendly, and full of life, and probably give my family relief about myself. She'd probably think my family is polite, albeit quiet, though she'd admire their appetite and taste in food.
I don't think anyone besides Chovy, Carpaccio and Pepperoni cares about tanks.
Miho obviously has Mahos approval, so Erika will play along.
Also, sooner or later Yukari will show up and occupy Nishizumi-donos attention.
>that DUCE nendo with CV-33
>Tiger 1 nendo
Fuck. I don't have nearly enough money for this
Agreed. The are definately the most fun crew and tank in the film
>baiting fire by charging at the advancing enemy whilst calling them bastards
>Rushing the T28 whilst beliving that they were challenging a Chaffee to an exciting duel
>Shooting the ferris wheel because it looked weird and being the first to realise that you can guide it by shooting it
>Remove engine limiters and take out a Chaffee whilst in mid-air
Rosehip was an absolute delight every time she was on screen.
What a time to be alive