Konosuba

>vlcsnap

>>144570326
>he doesnt download mkv

>>144570451
Dumbass.

>>144570463
Faggot.

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Needs more VLC.

>>144570484
Bitch.

>>144570921
Fucker.

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>>144571060

>>144570785
>tfw you will never be boobs

>>144571060
Cunt.

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Needs more best girl.

>>144571216
Shitstain.

Who need megumin when you have Dynamite?

>VLC

Masterrace KWP+SVP reporting in

>>144570463
>>144570484
>>144570921
>>144571060
>>144571216
>>144571361
konosuba threads, everyone

>>144571646
shit posts, everyone

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Kazuma truly is a piece of shit ain't he?

>>144571265
B-But anon, that's not a lich

>>144571973
he's our piece of shite anon

>>144571973
>vlcsnap
>.png
And you're worse than he is.

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>>144571265
She second best. We all know who the real best girls.

>>144572197
Yes anon. best girls not a lich.

>People actually trying to argue that anyone but Megumin is best girl

Did everyone go gay or something?

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Kazuma is one of the best MCs
this is fact

>>144572415
I understand what's wrong with png but what's wrong with vlcsnap?

>>144572816
It's VLC, that's the problem.

>>144572816

What's wrong with png?

>>144573024
And what's the problem with VLC?

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>>144570451
What does this have to do with your video player

>>144570451
Absolute scum
Irredeemable

>>144572670
Yeah, despite being neet insert, he's not a bitch. He bullys aqua and makes the party his bitch in the ova

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>>144573085
Media player classic with cccp is the way to go

Why is JC Staff so shit? They ruined the whole Yunyun.

>>144570785
Why does Darkness act like that if she's supposed to be an M? What a fake.

>>144572816
>I understand what's wrong with png

I doubt you even know what the fuck you're talking about

>>144573407
>JC Staff

>>144573525
No need to worry! I do! I'm actually a professional software engineer working in computer vision. Fuck you.

>>144572626
Eris is pretty top tier, along with Megumin

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>>144573691
>computer vision

Jesus christ, you're a funny one

>>144573342
I am genuinely curious.
Is there a difference besides the UI what exactly makes one video player better than another.
excluding the fact that the default windows player once asked me if i wanted to log and check the copyrights on my videos.

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>>144569991
Would you an Aqua?

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>>144573446
I want to make her S.

>>144574052
Do I suffer penalty to INT if I do?

Why you do EOPs call ダクネス "Darkness"? Darkness is written ダークネス which is a completely distinct word in Japanese. ダクネス is just a name and should be written how it's pronounced, not randomly changed because it happens to sound similar to an English word.

>>144574150
soo whats her name then?

>>144574052

I'm sure in that fantasy world it's illegal to breed with a retard.

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>no six-pack Lalatina

>>144574216
That's more like 8-pack

>>144574194
DAKU NESU

>>144574150
Writing Darkness as Daakunesu, which is normal for Japs, is much more random than changing ダクネス to ダークネス though.

>>144573915
I don't know about other people but vlc has a weird habit of fucking up the quality of the video.
Sometimes it makes things blurry like http://screenshotcomparison.com/comparison/138135
And quite often it mucks up the colors like http://screenshotcomparison.com/comparison.php?id=29946

>>144574194
>>144574270
It's obviously a bait, why you need to respond.

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>>144573342
Spouting memes does not answer questions.
>>144573915
>>144574354
VLC used to be really bad with the sort of codecs that were preferred by the release scene. Now however VLC has matured to the point where it really is the best desktop media player, and a lot of the different players ultimately use the same libs and backends anyway, especially on Linux.

>>144575009
>Now however VLC has matured to the point where it really is the best desktop media player
Yep, it's time to filter you.

>>144575182
Don't even acknowledge him.

>>144571265
DFC with pads are the worst, even worst than cowtits. fuck those bitches.

>All this fighting over video programs

What's even the difference anyway?
Why don't use you just use windows media player?

>>144576687
Lurk more, find out.

>>144576973
What about the people lurking this very thread?

>>144574150
No, it's Darkness. It's just that Lalatina pronounces it in the wrong way. Even the Japanese make fun of her because she pronounces the word wrong even in Japanese.

>>144574216
Would be great if her arms matched dad bod

>>144574052
Is it worth it?

Is fanfic alive or Jew Press happened to it?

>>144579060
post the other one, you know which one

>>144574052
Yes

But only after copiously and repeatedly shoving my tongue up her ass and savouring those buns as if my life depended on it.

>>144579329
Me on the left.

What's her name when yet?

>>144573035
png is for text

Just curious but is there a name for Megumin's hairstyle? It's kinda strange to me.

>>144581865
Its a mullet. Meguminfags just won't admit it.

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>>144581889
I thought a mullet was this

>>144580764
i want to impregnerat you.

>>144581938
Its both.

>>144581938
Inversed mullet.

>>144581865
Semi-pigtail.

It's pretty great.

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>>144574052
Already have twice today.

>>144576687
It's a meme you dip
No one can argue why MPC is better than VLC because they're just meme spouting

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has anyone seen a Megumin fan art of her doing the so good/feels good pose with an explosion in the background?

Anime designs are really damn ugly.

>>144585161
Deen doesn't know how to draw noses.

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>So many people not watching AOTS this season because they just dismiss it as shitty sports anime

It makes me sad, anons

>>144569991
Reminder that fansubbing is not dead when there is no animation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hafM63g_YE

>>144585378
I'm already watching Amanchu though.

>>144571265
I see that you too are an honorable Eris Cultist.

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>>144573035
I got ya fampai.

>>144585378
Sell it to me. I usually enjoy Sports but I already picked up DAYS and Battery and am generally pretty overloaded with things to watch this season.

>>144569991

>Wizard can only explode shit

Dropped, call me back when she drops that lame shit and learns some utility spells and elemental magic.

>>144586276
> utility spells and elemental magic.
They have Kazuma for that.
Also, Megumin is best girl.

>>144571265
She's boring as fuck and manages to be more incompetent than Aqua.

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>>144572626
This. The path of explosions is the only way.

>>144573446
She has to get into the mood. Some random pass at her tits wont set her M off much. Kazuma has to constantly figure ways to punish her without setting off her M.

>>144585524
are there more subbed drama cds?

>>144571973
In Darkness' case that's all she really is.

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>>144586276
Go to bed before you get hurt, kid.

>>144585378
do i look like fujoscum

>>144587910

What were your parent's names again?

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>>144588271
Yuiyui and Hyoizaburo.

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OPPAI

OPPAI

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>>144588335

>Yuiyui and Hyoizaburo.

Why does Reddit like Konosuba so much?

>That OVA

Truly the greatest light novel MC of all time

>>144574216
too bad its only an edit
it would made total sense her having a fitness goddess body to match her toughness and endurance

>>144577893
this

>>144574270

Dank naisu you say?

>>144585964

That's nice to know but it's not like I'm building a mobile website that needs to be as efficient as possible.

>>144590894
We're talking an order of magnitude of space saved if you pick the right format. That's going to add up quickly, regardless of how you're using the images.

>>144572415
i have to use png since 4chan changes the hash values of jpg

Kazuma is my favorite MC

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>>144572415

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Would you marry this cake?

kazuma desu

I love Aqua!

>>144593893

Pay denbts.

>>144594048
Love is priceless!

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I get the feeling that Eris herself is very young for a goddess

>>144573085
>using streaming software for anything except streaming

>>144584213
what is that fabric on her posterior? That's never been there before.

>>144593281

I understand, but I'm not lacking for space in any regard.

>>144444444

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>>144581889
kek

>>144594232
That peach looks pretty ripe for picking

>>144595611
Reverse Aqua day

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>>144585964
Thanks for not being a douchebag anon, come to my house to drink some chelas

EXPLOSION
X
P
L
O
S
I
O
N

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Aqua is not retarded, she's a bit clueless but you fucking memers are going too hard with this bullshit.

>>144599860
t. Aqua

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>>144599860

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>>144599860

>>144571973
well he is young rance.

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>>144599860

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>>144593805
nah, she probably gets roughly fucked by any gruff adventurer who walks in.

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What kind of erotic acts does Megumin enjoy

>>144601264
EXPLOSIONS

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Explode inside and make little megumin's?

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Prepare your pants for a painted Megumin at WonFes.

>>144601680
Wrong thread megumifag. I'm hoping for a darkness or succubus/angel figure myself.Or an alter kazuma figure with his tracksuit.

>>144601602
>little megumin's
meguminis

I am still wondering who sent him to Eris. Not sure why but somehow I see Aqua with a mace

>>144602599
Anon's theory that they put the collar back on and left him to die is my canon. I imagine his wish was to have Wiz become his body pillow once again.
I imagined Wiz trying to appease him and Aqua offering him her own body while strangling him.

I wish I watched this together with /a/
Instead, like a true retard, I decided that it was shit because it looked like a generic moe harem and that it was made by DEEN

Ko

Aqua and Eris try to switch a lightbulb

how does it goes?

>>144603096

>Aqua think Kazuma will sexually harass her
>He makes her run errands instead
>She starts crying

Shouldn't she be relieved?

>>144605277

Nnno

>>144605297

Aqua gets the wiring wet, causing a short circuit and electrical fire. She tries to put it out with her party trick and gets electrocuted. Eris laughs herself to death.

>>144590309
>… As we were on our way to return, a young girl ran towards us in a hurry.
>She was about ten years old.
>She fell in front of us.
>Darkness and I rushed to her in a hurry. She struggled and said while resisting the pain—
>“Ah… Thank you, onii-san, onee-san…”
>— She smiled weakly.
>My tortured soul was healed by her smile.
>“Are you okay? Be careful next time, can you stand?”
>I offered a hand to the little girl as I spoke. The girl grabbed my hand happily.
>Her smile was so pure. Ah, how healing.
>“Uhmm, I am fine! Thank you! … Nah, kind onii-san, can you tell me your name?”
>“Kazuma, Satou Kazuma, this scary looking onee-san here is Darkness.”
>Darkness used her hands to poke my temples immediately.
>After hearing my name, the little girl took out a pen and paper.
>“Sa tu Ka za mah? How is it spelled? Please write it down for me onii-san.”
>“Okay, my name is…”
>As I was going to write my name down, I saw the header on that piece of paper.
>‘Axis Cult entry form’.
>“Fuck you!”
>“Onii-san—!!”
>I tore that piece of paper in half.

Truely too good for us.

>>144605297
Aqua makes Eris get the box of lightbulbs while she tries to balance something on a fan. When Eris returns the box is empty. "What happened to the divine filaments?" she inquires. Aqua vaguely clearly remembers about some wacky blue haired girl who gave her fellow members a pile of hollow glass rocks that make a satisfying <POP> when they hit the marble stone of a church, to which she answers "I have absolutely no idea". Eris sighs, wondering what to do now. "Well it doesn't have to be a light bulb, it just has to make light, right? What about the sacred flame of [celestial reference here]?" 'w-well I d-dunno..." "C'MON GO GET IT CHOP CHOP" 'Uh Y-yes senpai!"

After some inexplicable adventure Eris returns in tatters, beaten and exhausted. But she has the flame. "Good good put it in" Aqua cries out. A nervous wreck of a goddess places the Flame in the lightbulb receptacle. All's well for a moment, until true to its nature the flame catches and begins to spread. "Oh my Me do something" Eris screams. "All right all right I, um. Sacred water blast!" The holy flame is extinguished, turning off the lights not only in the room but all around them as well. "Um um it's okay. We can fix this!" Aqua remains confident. "Waaaaaa they're going to clip our wings! We're Doomed Aqua! Capital D Realm of the Damned DOOMED!"

And that's how two goddesses managed to change a light bulb.

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>>144576005
>>144586717
your secondary is showing

>>144607660
Sorry guys, this is my first fanfanfic and some drinking may have been involved. I tried to give Aqua and Eris something they could succeed at, but they plunged heaven into eternal night instead. Gommenasai!

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So excited.

>>144608372

Shut up and take my money

>>144593886
she win yet?

>>144569991
I don't remember this from the show, when does it happen?

>>144610777
OVA

>>144610777
About halfway through the OVA.

>>144610863
>>144610875
Is this it?

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>>144599860

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>>144611399
> Aqua
> Goddess of oh boy here come the waterworks

>>144610994
>>144610875
>>144610863

Fuck forgot the link:

https://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=826776

Is that it?

>>144611641
That's the patch for the subs, not the actual subs themselves.

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>>144599860
>Aqua is not retarded

>>144599860
Volume 4 had me gain some respect for her.
Sh'es still retarded though.

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Aqua was literally made for forceful sexual advances.

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Damegami

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Go back to sleep, Damegami.

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>>144612417
And forced hand-holding

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>gender equality

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>>144613146
And drive-by bodily fluids.

>>144611608

On the other hand, she's pretty much always wet.

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>>144599860

>>144574052
im a virgin so i would do any hole.
yes, even used goods

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>>144611641
>linking to a patch and not the actual OVA
WEW
E
W

>>144613672

>blogshit

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>>144613672
Not your fucking blog.

>>144611899
O-oh...

I'm having trouble finding the video. Why didn't horrisubs do it?

>>144614392
No one's this retarded.

>>144614506
I desperately want to believe in this myself, but
>O-oh
>...
This shit is too common now.

>>144606934
And to think this was all megumeme's fault for accelerating the Axis cult's scamming skills.

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>>144600151
>fought off demon and slav invasion of Leazas
>prevented the return of the Eternal Demon King
>Prevented Magical Steampunk Nazi's secret weapon from devastating the world
>crushed pedophile slave ring abusing orphaned lolis in Zeth
>destroyed the apartheid caste system in Zeth
>arranged for hundreds and thousands of refugees to be sheltered and fed
>fought off demon invasion of Zeth
>reunified JAPAN
>prevented the JAPANese genocide
>killed the demon haunting JAPAN for thousands of years
>invested in education in Leazas
>ensured the continuation of the Kalar royal family
>reduced Kalar rape by over 20,000 percent
>prevented Kalar genocide
>fought Magical Cyborg Hitler
>helped restore the rightful prince of Helman to the the throne of Helman
>brought democracy to Helman
>increased living standards in Helman by over 500%
>unified humanity

>rance
>not a hero of justice

>>144613393

You're right, I better do something about it. I'll give you 20 bucks to pay your debts if you lt me do you. And also a candy ring, strawberry flavor.

>>144615399
He deserves to have the world's greatest harem. Then again, it's only fun if it's rape.

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>>144569991
anyone got more of these?

>>144573446
Her pride in her identity is greater than her M. That's what she gets for being the best and most fleshed out character of the entire show

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>>144615399
He is a manlet. He is not a hero

>>144573085
Nothing, it's just a meme.

>>144605297
Aqua just gets Kazuma to do it for her after bitching hard enough.

>>144608372
>Megumeme instead of Kazuma.

Lame.

>>144587306
She looks like an amazonian goddess here. Guess its time to jerk it while its stiff

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>>144597578
There's no such thing as reverse Aqua day

>>144588335

What's the cat's name again?

Not Kuro... the other name.

>>144621072
Chomsuke. Alternatively, Lady Wolbach.

>>144599860
>Aqua is not retarded
I'll only believe this when chickens turn out to actually be dragons. In all honestly, it's been a chick for a long time. There is something going on there, chickens grow up super fast.

>>144618925
He's a manlet that's gotten way more anime pussy than you'll ever have.

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>>144620524
Can you let me know the artist of picture you posted? I think he is the same artist of the picture I post, but I still fail to find with the two pictures.

>>144622148
as109

>>144622718
God, you've made my day. Thx!

season 2 when

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>>144623574
Not soon enough.

>>144615399
>helped restore the rightful prince of Helman to the the throne of Helman
>brought democracy to Helman
These two sound kind of mutually exclusive to me.

>>144623693
>Eris and Kazuma RIGHT NEXT to each other

I want Iris to win!

I want Komekko to NTR Megumin.

>>144571664
Blankspace, everyone

where the fuck can I watch the OVA?

>>144624110
He helped the crown prince lead a rebellion, the prince then abdicated the throne to his sister who was democratically elected.

>>144624939
Buy the BD senpai. Now piss off, there's nothing for you to DMCA here

>>144624939
it's not that hard to find lol, it's even openly available on streaming sites if you're okay with that

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reminder this is the real aqua

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http://myfigurecollection.net/item/464902 we're getting an eris

>>144626726
Dakimakuras like that when?

>>144626667
which streaming sites? I can't seem to find it when I search but I'm probably just retarded

>>144628166
https://kissanime.to/Anime/Kono-Subarashii-Sekai-ni-Shukufuku-wo-OVA

I only watched it for those delicious saggy breasts

>>144626726

She's perfect. Would jump on.

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>>144569991

Just posting superior aryan race waifu.

>>144623693
> Komekko checking out that fried chik'n
> Aqua literally pushed off center stage by tertiary characters

>>144628831
Like any proper aryan Lalatina needs a healthy dose of slav cock in that slutty body.

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>>144628831
I should redo this with some fan art some time.

>>144628831

>aryan
>green eyes

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Anyone have the webm with Sengoku Rance - My Glorious Days playing on this scene?

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I want to drink Megumin's piss.

>>144629474
It's cyan(i.e. blue), retard.

>>144629549

Directly from the source, right?

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>>144629611
Yes. I'll let Yunyun watch.

>>144629705
> It looks like rape
> Kazuma simply rushed into the bathroom after getting really sick from some bad crab meat and is fumbling around for the toilet handle
> "Oh? It's one of those push button toilets?"

>>144624110
Australia/Canada/Britain/New Zealand/Japan/Sweden/Norway/Denmark/Belgium/Spain etc beg to differ

What's with the QUALITY?

>>144630595
DEEN. It makes it funnier, in my opinon.

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>Aqua not treated like a woman

What is Kazuma's problem?

>>144628831
that is not Saber/Cerea

Aqua is my best girl

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>>144631084
It's her own fault

>>144631084
Kazuma is a good man, anon, he doesn't sexually abuse retards.

>>144631108
>horse pussy
>aryan
>waifu
No.

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>>144631160
little girls are another story I guess

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>>144629399

>>144570451
>2016
>using vlc for any reason

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>>144631210
still superior to Darkness

I want to cum inside Megumin's hat and make her wear it.

And then I want to cum inside her.

>>144631328
Don't bully the hat!

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FIND A FLAW


(protip: don't waste your time)

>>144631211
old enough to bleed old enough to breed

>>144631364
The head is empty

>>144631211
Insert dick where?

>>144631438
Poop chute.

>>144631270
The horse bits automatically make her inferior.

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not for sexual

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>>144631482
especially for sexual

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>>144631513

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>>144631364
> don't waste your time

>>144574052
Why does her mouth move like that?

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https://youtu.be/OC_l2AdMfsc

>>144631482
I always loved the way she says "Arimasen" here. It's perfect.

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>>144574052
>>144632483

>>144632582
will use in a music webm, thanks

>>144632582
Thx anon I've been masturbating too much lately anyway. This will help me stop.

>>144613146
Kazuma is her handler

>>144632509
>seen this posted before, don't understand it
>google translate the russian
>"exploding girl"

welp

>>144632854
However how about that part when he opens the glove box? It's like a musical queue button.

>>144632933
i'm guessing there is some joke related to whatever show that is

>>144569991

The most hilarious thing about this show is how the protagonist is solely responsible for all of his suffering. He could've been an isekai protagonist with broken powers, but no - He decided to buck the script.

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET, BOY.

>>144633109
In his defense, he couldn't foresee how useless a pet goddess was going to be.

>>144633253

Yeah, but he did it entirely out of (hilarious) spite. If he'd just gone with one of the options, he could have lived out all of his fantasies.

Like, sure the guy with Gram was a loser without his sword, but he was doing really well with it.

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Whats your favorite flavor of Megumin?

Twintails for me

>>144633364
Komekko(six years old), the one i want to befriend!

>>144569991
I don't think there's anyone on this planet that wants to lick Megumin's butthole.

>>144633109
He becomes a gazillionaire with a big mansion, 2 girls who love him living with him and a pet retard.

He's good.

>>144633514
And he goes through pathetic deaths and suffers neverending bullying

He's good.

>>144633364
All of them? My strike zone is quite vast.

>>144633617
Hey, as long as he has a resurrection ticket, who cares?
He also replies bullying with more bullying.
The second Mitsurugi fight is BRUTAL

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>>144633449
You'd be wrong then.

so what happened to wiz's teammates?

>>144633810
If they didn't die a violent death, they probably died of old age. Wiz is several times a granny, probably.

>>144633883

They retired and got married.

>>144634101
Vanir LN?

>>144633449
Is the anus licker from Neptunia threads leaking here?

>>144634153

Yeah.

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I want to cuddle under a blanket by a fire with this Arch-Wizard.

>>144634167
No, I just appreciate cute girls butts.

>>144634329
Just look at this face. Tell me she wouldn't have a lewd scent.

>>144569991
I would have loved it and marked it as one of my alltime favourites if the production quality and design changes were not so abyssmal.
If it really gets a second season I hope they vamp this up to the manga or LN art level.
All characters in the anime really looked extremly cringe worthy.

>>144636643
What I mean is this!
>>144572525
>>144571973
You cannot tell me the anime does not like garbage by a huge mile compared to the source.
Sure I know that the animation will look worse, but this is on a completly new level and not even the fault of being entirly CG like Berserk.

>>144636723
anime looks way better design and art style wise.

>>144636835
Everyone has derpy faces and their bodies look horrendous.
You probably also fuck kids with downsyndrome do you not.

>>144633364
So are they all Megumin's sisters? cousins? neighbors? tribe? What's the deal with them?

>>144636894
Don't you get it? They're ALL Megumin.

>/a/ loves Konosuba
>/a/ hates DanMachi

Explain.

This series is written by a woman. You guys think Kazuma is perfect as self insert. How can a woman know men psychologically so well?

>>144636969
go back to /v/.

>>144632509
This is what I live for

>>144636893
The deep faces nail the comedy aspect. The LN art just looks really generic

>>144636970
Because a woman knows how devious other women can get, so they're not afraid to write protagonists who know their way around women.

>>144637312
Yeah sure bro.
Why do you not just go back to fucking your nine year old downys in their poopers.

>>144636969
I like DanMachi fuck you

>>144637474
You should kill yourself then.

>>144629494
Kazuma is so Rance in this scene, hs
https://a.pomf.cat/lrpydm.webm

>>144637474
Just die.

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>>144637600
>>144637537
>they didn't like DanMachi

lol

>>144637559
So fucking alpha, I'd follow him into hell and stay if he commanded me to.

>>144637635
It was garbage.

>>144636969
> Like good story
> Hate bad story
I dunno. It's too tough to figure out I guess.

>>144577893
yeah it looks really wierd

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How can any of you be sane of mind and like Aqua?

>whiny
>bitchy
>needy
>dumb as a box of rocks
>literal god powers but never uses them for anything useful and usually just fucks things up
>wastes all of her points on stupid party tricks
>cries over every little thing like a baby
>spreads her legs for anyone

If she didn't have anime bugeyes you would all hate her because she would be the stereotypical stacie.

>MC is a full blown NEET
>somehow isn't a fucking beta faggot

How?

>>144636969

Just in case this isn't bait.

Fucking idiot.

>DanMachi
>Generic special snowflake MC with a stupid broken unique ability to make him the coolest.


>Konosuba
>Generic average snowflake MC makes the choice of missing out on a stupid broken unique ability that makes him the coolest only to spite a smug cunt.

Just from that the choice is clear.

>>144637837
>Konosuba
>good story
I liked konosuba but come on anon

>>144638101

Episode 1 montage at the end was a huge dose of reality.

>>144638101
Weeks of physical labor, drinking after work, and generally having to provide for oneself can tend to break you of that.

>>144638181

What exactly is wrong with it? Was the plot in this comedy show not deep enough for you?

I still love Aqua!

>>144638307

Get off the internet and pay denbts Aqua.

>>144638307
Aqua a shit.

Megumin is cutest but Darkness is best girl.

>>144637977

>Party girl
>Can go drink for drink with you
>Goes without pantys so you can sneak a quick fuck in at night or deal with your morning wood


Sounds good to me desu

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>>144638400

Anon knows whats up

>>144634101
Fucking based

>>144636969
kazuma > that pussy beta tard from danmachi, don't even remember his name

>>144593281
>space saved
Maybe if you download images all day and night this will be an issue.

>>144593736
You're not aware as you don't mean what autism is.

>>144636969
Konosuba has fun characters, Danmachi has endlessly frustrating characters.

>>144637635
When the fuck is season 2?

>>144637635
> See cute girl
> Gain superpower
> Go drinking
> Gain superpower
> do nothing
> Gain superpower
Frankly it's just dumb. Everything in the story is solved with power wank. Everything. If I wanted to watch growing power levels I'll go play clicker heroes.

> Fighting a hydra
In Danmachi the protagonist would watch his friends get beat down before unlocking a super power that lets him kill the hydra in one panty-splooshing hit.

In Konosuba Kazuma faces the hydra on his own using nothing but a 1000-fold katana, a level 1 skill, and an entire fucking village of high level heroes, never mind going through a few resurrections himself

So which has the better story?

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>>144640189
Both are shit desu

>>144640189
>an entire fucking village of high level heroes, never mind going through a few resurrections himself
Oh god, it's like those "events" in Ragnarok Online where suddenly the city gets a fuck-ton of high level monsters spawning in the middle of the trading district out of nowhere and there's dead bodies of low-level adventurers (including me) piling in the streets.

I don't even remember if those were events or if it was just some faggot summoning monsters in the middle of town. All I remember is dying horribly.

>>144638101
>isn't a fucking beta faggot
He has his moments.
Like twiddling his thumbs waiting for Megumin to clearly state her feelings for him 100%.
Or NICE ABS

>>144640773
> He's never choo-choo'd a raid boss half way across the continent into a major city.
Thousands of bodies everywhere.

>>144640189
In Re:zero Reinhard was gifted invincibility, he did not have to work for it at all, yet no one complains about that.
At least Bell has to work for it.

>>144641038
Reinhard isnt the MC you dumb /v/ posting fuck

>>144641038
Reinhard is a literal joke secondary character.
Bell is a literal joke main character.

>>144570326
I forgot how petty and autistic this board is

>>144638676
The way you guys obsess over small things like what fucking video player someone's using is pretty autistic

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>>144640189
>>144641038
Literally retarded. Danmachifags, everyone.

>>144641038
Renhard is supposed to be overpowered. That's one of the resons why he's not MC. All Bell has to do is watch everybody get their shit kicked in, because one of his powers is to make the one spell he know strong enough to equal anything. God,you say? Hit him with a firebolt for a OHK. I like DanMachi,but Bell is a bit broken.

>>144641971
It's just a meme, relax. Also stop using VLC.

>>144639532
I think they're going to animate the Vanilla Aiz spinoff eventually.

how does REEEEE:Zero compared to konosuba? Konosuba but with more suffering?

>>144636970
>Kazuma is perfect as self insert
but writter selfinsert is Arue

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>>144642297
> Arue
literally named after horny wolf sounds.

>>144642266
Konosuba is a comedy that happens to be isekai
Re:Zero is straight up snuff porn.