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>Blue skin
>Black sclera
>Has sexy legs
>Detachable head

Do people not think she's the best?
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>>144563832
Not really into chuunis

Besides that she's nice
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Not monstrous enough for me.
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>>144563956
then you have the afterlife version who's not chuuni
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Flavor of the month is superior
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>>144563832
I like her but SNEK is my favorite
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>>144564033
yet she's the one who scare people the most
even scare the monstergirls
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Lala's body is best girl
Lala's head is worst girl
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>>144564210
>head worst
No it's not, her head is cute
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Newt is cute
I want to princess carry her
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>>144564283
>>144564210
Her head is only good for being given.
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For the anon who wanted more love for the side characters.
Any other requests?
I'm going to start making a list of ideas that I choose to do, so I still might not pick some of them.
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>>144564355

I want to princess carry horse, but can't for a variety of reasons.
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>>144564126
Will we see more of her? I know that the extras of this volume will feature her and the matango girl.
Also, looks like the dragon/vampire girl will be featured in the next volume because next chapter is the last one of the volume.
And probably she will be a featured character for the next arc
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>>144564283
I would hold hands with Lala's head.
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>>144564387
Cerea lactating offering one of her leaking breasts to the viewer.
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>>144564355
Newt is for aggressive yet consensual hand holding.

>>144564387
THANK YOU

Purple Liz... I could get used to this!
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>>144564387
Can I have lillith looking at Octs breast and being embarrassed hers are small
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>>144564210
pls, herself as a whole is very cute
same goes for the rest of the girls
it's like you like Miia but without her snake part, Cerea without her horse part, Rachnee without her spider parts, Mero without her fish and tragedy part, Suu without her beign a slime or Papi without her harpy traits
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>>144563832
> Wannabe Dullahan
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God I wish I knew someone going to Wonfes. I have a mighty need. A MIGHTY NEED!
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>>144564417
uh
how?
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>>144564417
Idk how you would do that but good luck anon
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>>144563832
How can she be best when Centorea exists?
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>>144564618
but she smells like a barn
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>>144564618
BARN
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>>144563832
You shouldn't make threads with her as the OP so often, it goes against the integrity of her character. Also you'll inflict an unbearable urge in me to masturbate furiously just from innocently scrolling through the catalog posting sexual perfection like that so please be courteous of that as well.
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>>144564672
that only makes my dick harder
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>>144564392
is disgusting smell on of these reasons?
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>>144564695
> Mechanical bull
> Cerea's a whorse
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>>144564780
He says while posting smelly fishtits.
I'd motorboat them babies regardless just for the record.
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>>144564392
why not?
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>>144564780
Really, Princess Mucustrail?
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Onii-chan!
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Hey TTF when you see this message, can you hop onto IRC?
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>>144564874

A: I don't even lift
B: She's not real
C: Why would she want anything to do with me if she were?
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>>144564387
Merino and Rachnera trading wool and silk
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>>144564387
I know this is coming completely left field but
something about that picture reminds me of samurai jack I don't know why but I look at that picture and thats the first thing that pops into my head.
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>>144564695
Why is Miia such a cunt and a racist?
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>>144564916
>Not lifting for your waifu
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>>144565062
Why does cerea not have a left forearm in that image?
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>>144565125
Bad perspective.
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>>144564578
awesome
I'd get one of both if I could
also, I've seen somewhere that someone is doing a Lala's head in her Yukkuri Shiteitte version
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>>144564874
>>144564916
I'm 90% certain deadlift records are just around the 1000lb mark.
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>>144564916
you just need a training montage
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>>144564695
sick barn
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>>144565144

They are GKs at Wonfes. ;_;
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also, for anyone who will go to Comiket, there will be some keychains of the girls
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>>144565249
>Doppelfag btfo.
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>>144564578
meh. Bad paint and no false shading. Save your clammy disposable income.
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Calling CUYE. post that new Lilith.
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>>144565249
You got that image in a bigger size?
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>>144565249

>Putting your body on top of your head

Doing it wrong.
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>>144565282
Not really. Doppel could be any one of those.
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>>144565147
become a cyborg
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>>144565286

It's a GK. Garage Kit. It's not painted. You have to do that yourself. Obviously I would get it done better than that one.
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>>144565249
>Cerea is the only one that has aruji

The other girls keep getting BTFO.
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>>144565355
>doppelfag has to buy merchandise of other girls and pretend its doppel

Holy shit.

He's a literal cuckold.
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>>144565249
>Tio atop bull horns
They could have used a rhino.
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>>144565282
probably she's the secret one
maybe too lewd
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>>144565388

>Laugh at Doppelfags
>Go and buy a keychain of your waifu
>Put it on your bedside table
>Wake up in the middle of the night
>Doppel is staring at you
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>>144565384
>it's true
How does this make you feel snakefags?
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>>144565340
>she can sit on her own face
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>>144565249
ups, forgot to say that it's not official merchandise
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>>144565249
>>144565384
Was about to say that, I'm not even into the whole waifu wars thing but goddamn if that isn't a victor for Cerea.
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>>144565462
>>144565384
>DE
>_
>STROYED
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>>144565388
i guess toy can gather some nightcrawlers and pretend its doppel,
maybey even
put them on your junk
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>>144565478
>>144565384
>>144565439
>Samefagging this hard

Shiggy.
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>>144565454
Lala truly is best girl.
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>>144565249
why manako is sitting on a polyphemus ?
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>>144565554
>More than one post is in favor of Cerea
>Obviously a samefag
Anon at least try.
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>>144565454
>>144565565
dat cameltoe tho
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>>144565384
>>144565439
>>144565500
How is high school?
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>>144565670
puffy vulva
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>>144565388
>cuckold

you LITERALLY dont know what that word means.

and im a spiderfag
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>>144565249
I want the Manako and Lala ones. Rachnera too
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>>144565729
not enough Lala's ass in the manga
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>>144563832
Why is black sclera so best?
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>>144565907
Because exotic eyes are a top tier interest.
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>>144565968
Did I hear exotic eyes?
we /exoticeyes/ now
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What this face means?
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>>144566029
sure
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>>144566029
I'm down for this chain of events.
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>>144564844
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>>144566029
see normally i'd be like, "oh sure fucking heterochromia" but knowing it's zombina and it's likely someone else's eye makes this so good.
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>>144566118
>Go through the wrong hole
>"It tickles, sweetie."
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>>144566118
Why havent I seen this image before?
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>>144566191
Suu has some beautiful eyes. Like small worlds.
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Are sheep eyes exotic?
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>>144566228
what if she had a sharingan?
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>>144566277
I agree with you. Suu's eyes are amazing. Rachne has similar eyes though they are more plentiful. What I like about Crabman's drawing of opaque eyes is the shading. It's almost perfect. Even on smaller panels it's so subtle it's like they're done in charcoal or pencil but you can tell he uses ink.
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>>144566228
I think heterochromia's pretty sexy desu senpai
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dont worry-
haven't forgotten about you guys
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>>144566299

No, but their vagina bones are.
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>>144564387
My request for sundress+spats Polt still stands.
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>>144566462
that is one cute Mero there
thanks!
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>>144566495
Draw it yourself you manlet
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>>144566543
nigga wut
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>>144565907
because best girls have them
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suddenly aware I have too few pictures of eyes.

>>144566367
indeed. Crab always gets the eyes done right
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>>144566621
Goat eyes. Look it up. The are very long pupils. It's difficult to see where they are looking at any given time.

I thought my post made sense.
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POSTING NEWT
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>>144565729
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>>144566868
Who's he?
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>>144566865
N-not that anon...
Goat fucking, anon.
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>>144566868
The newt is cute just don't confuse her with a dragon. She's not a dragon. She's much more likely to lose her tail in fright than to breathe fire.
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>>144566868
She's the perfect girl
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>>144566941
Polt's boyfriend
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>>144566941

Draco's brother from Chapter 58, where none of the cast can tell the difference between them.
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>>144566943
maybey hes from wales?
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>>144566868
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>>144567022
Woah, that's pretty neat anon ;^)
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>>144567095
I smell a worm
Oh look, a hook :^)
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>>144566972
Use to have anoles as pets. It would be great if I could saw off her wings and pull on her tail so hard it releases. Then get her all patched up so they don't grow back.
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>>144567226
I had humans as pests. It would be great if I could saw off their arms and pull on their ears so hard it releases. Then don't get them all patched up so they bleed out
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Would you swim with a snek?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bno8kv80GCM
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>>144567414
Y E S
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>>144567414
I want my little swimmers to swim inside snek's womb.
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more Cici when
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>>144567520

Eventually. Crab can't go too long without a girl cropping back up.
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>>144567520
I dunno
probably soon
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>>144567226
>>144567285
Fucking brutal
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>tfw lala will never wrap her thighs around your head
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>>144567661
Second comment made no sense. Have a (you).
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>>144567784
lood
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>>144567823
Thanks :^)
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>>144567414
I'll never understand why owners will call out to snakes like they would a reactionary animal like a cat or a dog. They literally don't hear the same so to name a snake is purely for the benefit of the owner to anthropomorphize a mostly deaf animal. Snakes are cool but they aren't the same as furry animals that have been domesticated for thousands of years.
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>>144567843

>tfw you'll never have Lala swallow, only for Rachnee to pop her head off, and force her to lick up the cum oozing out of her neck
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>>144567883

Could you train a snake to recognise its name being tapped out in morse code?
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>>144567883

Miia is deaf?!

Katawa Monster Musume when?
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>>144567899
L O O D
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>>144567958
I want to headpat Lala and watch anime with her
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>>144567958

>tfw you'll never enjoy a cozy winter morning as you enjoy the fall of snow and you hold Lala close as you sip some hot cocoa
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You know what would be the best?
>you are Rachneras host family
>she is pretty fond of you because you aren't a little bitch who doesn't like spiders
>one day you intentionally put yourself in her way causing you to be stabbed by one of her legs
>you are gonna live and make a full recovery but hoo boy at the time it sure doesn't look like it

The look of absolute horror on her face after she realizes what she did would be absolutely priceless
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>>144567943
It's bad enough that they aren't real and now you want even more tears to be shed?

I didn't ask for more feels than I already cannot handle.
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>>144568107
And then she gets deported. It would be perfect
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>>144568019
>her neck is exposed
She might as well be naked.
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>>144568107

>Yes, good thing she doesn't know I was only pretending to be retarded
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>>144567943
Soon.
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>>144568144

Pretty sure her sweater is mostly covering it
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>>144568107
Thats fucking terrible. Why would you go out of your way to make her feel terrible?
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stupid ahoge
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>>144568251

Stupid ahegao
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>>144568251
Take that back
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>>144568019
>ywn take her head away and dress it like a bunny
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>>144568286
How about we agree to English terms? Stupid slut face.
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>>144568107
talking about beign a dick
one thing is light bully, other one is making her suffer
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>>144568180
It looks like the sweater only comes up to her shoulders.
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>>144568338

The best way to make Rach suffer is to propose to her.
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>>144568286
>>144568328

Also take that back
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>>144566299
dunno, I prefer horns but to each his own
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>>144568251
The ahoge is fake anyway. Just a part of her chuuni costume.

You'll notice she doesn't have it in the dream world.
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>>144566959
I want to make her feel like a dragon, then make like /tg/ and lay the dragon
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>>144568370
I'm merely offering a compromise. Stupid slut face is an objectively better place to be. Especially if that's what you want to see.
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>>144568423
You're living in a fantasy world beyond the scope of these threads. In fact the picture you posted is no where near the girls we admire. Go back to /tg/ or even more derivative to /b/.
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>>144568300

>tfw no Lala head daki
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>>144568368
and saying good, cute things about her
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>>144566228
Pretty sure on her secrets page it says she lost the original and just popped in another one
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>>144566228
>see normally i'd be like, "oh sure fucking heterochromia" but knowing it's zombina and it's likely someone else's eye makes this so good.
It IS. She lost an eye somewhere and couldn't find it, so she had gotten a replacement. No, it doesn't make sense for film zombies, but think in terms of Herbert West in Lovecraft.
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I want to have a Yuuhi with Lala!
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>>144568655

I want to get Cerea to scream all night until I've made her a little horse.
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>>144568655
>that fucking chapter
90% feel
Thanks for the tooth Zombina
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Reminder that every girl is great and all of you hold a very special place in each ones heart
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I want to punch a Nilbog
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>>144568233
I don't know, I just know I would like it.
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>>144568805
I want to punch the racist couple.
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>>144568776

Tell her that shes the treasure you're after :^)
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>>144568836
Only correct answer
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>>144568772

>when your chuuni fantasy comes crumbling down
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>>144568772
it was because of that chapter that Crabman started to make chapters without lewd
I'm not complaining tho
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>>144568900
>>when your...
NO
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>>144568776
>I was looking for treasure, but it looks like I found something even better
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>>144563832
She is like a portable blow job machine
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I want to marry this snake.
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>>144568954
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>>144568805
Wait a second, anon! Nilbog is goblin spelt backwards!
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>>144568776
mimic monmusu when?

I guess Doppel is in this sort of family
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>you will never tell Tio how much you hate her horn
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>>144568994
I want to hug that snake
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>>144569016

>keeps trying to trick you to open her chest, even though its obvious after the first time
>open it anyways just to make her happy

cute desu
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>>144568994
I want to FUCK that snake, if you know what I mean
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>>144569023
>hate Tio's horn
What's not to like about it? >>144569071
>mfw I'll never have a mimic gf
Why live
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>>144569109
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>>144569046
I want that snake to hug me.
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>>144569109
Why didn't he just use a cheese grater for this? Would have been done in 5 minutes
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>>144568994
>>144569046
>>144569109
I want to rub that snek
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>>144569016
>>144568776
actually, (and logically) the girl inside the chest is jus a bait for males
the chest would be the actual monster, at it would be male, female or genderless
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>>144569152
>cheese grater
>on sensitive scales
please be of jokings, comrade
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>>144569142
Nothing, I just know she is self conscious about it and I want to make her feel bad
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>>144569187
>making fun oh her horn
Why not bully her about her height?
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>>144569184
You don't jam it in there like you would with a piece of cheese. Just drag it over the top
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>>144568900
still one of the best chapters in a while
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>>144569210
Cause anyone can go to the gym and get taller, there's nothing that can be done about the horn
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>>144569163
>actually, (and logically) the girl inside the chest is jus a bait for males
What?? No, the CHEST is the bait. The Chest is meant to imitate a box filled with goodies. The girl is the mimic. You are talking about other kinds of monsters that try to look like women. Mimics are meant to imitate inanimate objects.
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>>144569238

>when the plot stops being romcom ecchi
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>>144569235
>not wanting to rub every inch of her smooth scales
idk m8 just massaging her tail sounds pretty lewd
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>>144569235
You have no idea how snakeskin works.

Damp cloth, firm grip on the head so you don't get bitten to shit or lose your snake, and gentle rubbing along the scales.

t. lives with a lot of snakes
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>>144569163
Well you say that, but then creatures like Suu exist, which have no reason to, but still choose to appear as a cute girl.

Im not saying you're wrong about the chest being alive, but in this setting it would certainly be a young female in personality and body.

>>144569274
also this
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>Miia will never call you Darling
>Miia will never coil around you for warmth
>Miia will never tell you about her fantasy of being a princess to your knight
>Miia will never tell you how much she loves you
It hurts, anons
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>>144569235
I'd recommend a paint scraper myself.
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>>144569274
then why would the chest have so many sharp teeth
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>>144569339
Please stop.
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>>144569339
Always relevant.
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>>144569363
>then why would the chest have so many sharp teeth
An RPG reference going all the way back to Dragon Quest. Same as why Suu has a dongle on her head. Most Japanese get their monster knowledge from that game.
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>>144569339

>Papi will never tell you how much she loves you
>Then tell you again 5 minutes later
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>>144569363
The chest is a jaw like trap, meant to hold the prey like a vice, while the mimic devours the prey inside.

Its obviously not for chewing like you think. Theres a reason our teeth are inside our lips.
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>>144569431
Her smile and optimism is here to stay.
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>>144569371
I want my own snek
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>>144569315
Have 2 snakes and can confirm this - or if it isn't too serious, put down a damp cloth in one of their favorite spots, they'll go over it a few times and help moisten up the scales
(Usually done before they begin shedding the skin anyways)

Using a cheese grate on a snek sounds fuckin terrible
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>>144569436
>mimic girl is going to chew me up
As long as its tender and loving
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>>144569471
>is
Should have posted that in full caps for maximum optimistic retardation
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>>144569273
>bully her about her horn
>she gets mad and tears your pants off and makes fun of you for your penis not being as big as hers
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>>144569549
>More Tio futa shitposting
I feel bad for people who like Tio
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>>144569549

>futa
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>>144569371
>Miia will never pay attention to you as you teach her to cook, for she wants to be the best Girl she could possibly be for you, despite already being perfect
>Miia will make your life an adventure through her boundless enthusiasm and love for you
>Miia will never tease you with her sensual snake body
>Miia will never happily scream yes when you present her with your ring
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>>144569339
STOP

>>144569495
They're so nice to hold, so smooth. Feels really nice to have them wrap around you for warmth.

If you get a snake (or more) I'd recommend a corn snake as your first - they won't bite
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>>144569520
I don't deal with the snakes here much but we have enough of them that I know most of the basics and that even timid retics are a pain in the ass to keep under control on your own.
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>>144569575
but anon
I do like Tio
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>>144569549
Yes please.
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>>144569624
I also love futa Tio. Almost as much as futa Cerea.
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>>144569590
Anon I wanna donate all my money to making her real

>>144569602
If I get it as a baby will it think im its mom?
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>>144569625
>I POSTED IT AGAIN!! XD
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>>144569590
Don't do this to me, anon.
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>>144569625
> No knot
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>>144569664
>If I get it as a baby will it think im its mom?
That's not really how snakes work. Most fuck off to do their own thing as soon as they're born/hatched as far as I'm aware.
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>>144569623
Yeah having 2 snakes isn't much of a hassle, but if you have like 10~ snakes to deal with I could imagine it being a bit annoying during their shedding

>>144569664
Not quite
Pretty much what >>144569725 said
I got both of my snakes as babies and they more or less do whatever. I handle them 3-5 days a week, depending on my free time. They really enjoy wrapping around you for heat, so don't neglect them too much.

>>144569590
You're fukkin killing me smalls
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>>144569625
does this artist take commissions for stuff not involving dongs?
wangs aside, the art is good and Like the way he draws attentions to the eyes.
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>>144569725
Will it get used to me? Like it'l realize I'm not a threat so it'l never attack me?
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One manga scan delivery for... I. C. Wiener... Aww, crud.

Monster Musume I Heart Monster Girls vol 2
-Seven Seas English version
http://imgur.com/a/h91BP

mirror:
https://mega.nz/#!i80FGBbL!WE771uN7gWGP8NDS718ve56EfM87JZs4kAH3vO-1OQo
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>>144569808

>the art is good

What
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>>144569834
Still need vol 1?

https://mega.nz/#!L0UHmAJA!552mRR-QCVbJMP7Q7P4GSzwJ44hrBChTyDBicvBAhgc
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>>144569703
>Miia will never tenderly embrace you in her comfortably cool coils during your honeymoon
>Miia will never slither around the house in pure bliss, singing about how she is now your wife
>Miia will never fall asleep on your shoulder while watching a movie late at night
>Miia will never surprise you after your work day, saying that you are going to be a father
3D prison and stuff
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>>144569808
The Wang's are the best part.
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>>144569834
Oh my gawd!
Lov u!
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>>144569884
ENOUGH
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>>144569816
Yes, and even really docile species like corn snakes or ball pythons will almost never attack you, even when brand new. If you get them as babies you'll be completely fine. Other hostile species will usually accept you after a while, and shouldn't attack unless you act like a thread (acting scared when handling, picking them up from above instead of from the side, etc)

If you do some research on the snake you want, you should be completely fine
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>>144569884
Anon you're gonna make me cry. Like legitly
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>>144569803
>10~
Oh anon, you have no idea. No. Idea. I live with breeders ~200

>>144569816
At their core they're still wild animals. Get them on a feeding schedule, weekly/bi-weekly depending on size, and hook train them, basically training them to drop their feeding response with a light tap from a hook.

Ball pythons are GREAT starters, though they can occasionally be picky eaters.
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>>144569280
>when things get so heavy the fake personality she relies on to handle her social anxiety crumbles completely and she's left completely lost and vulnerable trying to figure out what to do
God in heaven, she's so flawed but all of those very weaknesses make her so fucking perfect and beautiful I swear, one of these days I really am just going to get plastered and jump off a fucking building just for the forlorn chance she'll be there waiting for me. Every day it feels just a little bit more likely.
>>
Which girl would do the best job of cleaning the shit stains out of my drawers?
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>>144569954
>>144570021
Thank you anons. When I get a place off base after basic and AIT I'll be getting one for sure
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>>144570066
Suu?
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>>144569884
ANON I SWEAR
Excuse me while I go fuckin hug my snakes

>>144570021
>spoiler
Holy fuck, yeah I can see why you don't have time to deal with their shit. Glad to only own 2

>>144570066
Well that's pretty fuckin gross, but maybe Suu if she doesn't mind
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>>144569315
Man you got the hook in your mouth and everything
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>>144570066
As I understand fat black chicks in blonde wigs are good at it, so that'd be Tio.
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>>144570117
>only pretending to be autistic
:^)
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>>144570117
It was tasty, what can I say?
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>>144570042

Calm down there anon, Lala wants you to have an enjoyable life full of fond memories before you come to her
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>>144570042
>one of these days I really am just going to get plastered and jump off a fucking building just for the forlorn chance she'll be there waiting for me
Don't do that
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>>144569834
>>144569879
>nobody giving a shit about what this good anon did
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>>144570302
Oh I have them in a separate tab now. What exactly is it? A new manga? It looks good so far so thank you anon
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>>144569917
>Miia will never birth(?) you adorable snake daughters
>Miia will never laugh and watch you play with them as they wrap around their father after you return from work
>Miia will never help you comfort one of them after a bad day
>Miia will never discourage you when you threaten one of your daughter's potential suitors
>Miia will never be by your side as watch your snakelets grow up to be as beautiful as their mother
>Miia will never continue to love you into old age
>Miia will never tell embarrassing stories to your grandchildren whenever your daughters visit you
>Miia will never be crying for you as you lay on your death bed, content with your long and fulfilling life
>Miia will never exist
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>>144570110
>>144570114
Noted. I have wet shit daily so it's a real problem

>>144570125
Heh, didn't expect anyone to catch it
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>>144569834
>>144569879
Thank you anon. A lot
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>>144569879
>>144569902

LALA A CUTE
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>>144569879
>>144569834
God bless you, anon. Thank you for your work.
>>
Somebody post about Manaco. I have to test my new situational reaction image.
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>>144570471

I want to hug Manko!
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>>144570423
Gonna cry in a second you lil shit
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>>144570471
Mono eye is cute
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>>144570471
>you will never take Maneko out for ice cream just to tell her how much her eye grosses you out and that no normal people like her
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>>144570416
They're kind of like shorts that other illustrators have made for Monster Musume. Each part has a different artist detailing some little parts of living with monster girls.
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>>144570500
excellent
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>>144570416
not me but a collection of 4komas made by other mangakas, mostly Crabman's friends
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>>144570535

I'll take responsibility!
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>>144570535
They all go out with me?
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Cropped a few more random ones too.
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>>144570500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqMKvH2t24Q
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>>144570535
First time I read that chapter I thought they were referring to protecting her

Now I realize it's jealousy

Sneaky bitches ;^)

I like Zombina more anyways
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>>144570535
I hope it involves getting married and living happily ever after!
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>>144570592
Why does Doppel look more manly here?
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>>144570423
You went too far this time.
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>>144570535
I-I want them to look at me like that
>fearboner achieved
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>>144570662
She was trying to appear mischievous
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>>144569339
>>144569590
>>144569884
>>144570423
>Some anon actually took the time to write this
But why?
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>>144570423
Crying now. I hope in die in the military
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This snek in the glasses looks like best girl Rider. You think it was intentional?
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>>144569910
>>144570302
>>144570447
>>144570465
You're welcome. Happy waifu dreams.
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>>144570800
Who knows, maybe you'll get bit by a rattle snek ;^)

>>144570793
I'm not even the poster and all I can say is "why not"
Sometimes we all just need a little feels
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>>144570464
heh, just read that page
she's cute as fuck
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>>144570878
Yes.
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>>144570424
I'll catch most references up to season three, the fourth was irredeemably fucking terrible.
>>144570464
Is that from the latest chapter? That is one of the cutest things I've ever seen.
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>>144569834

Z-Ton's comic is missing from the imgur gallery.
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>>144569834
>z-ton
>I figured I'd be ordered to depict Centorea the Centaur, and sure enough, I was

the absolute madman
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>>144570668
ZALGO?
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>>144570917
I am the poster, and it was mostly out of boredom, sleep deprivation, and bitterness about something unimportant that you guys wouldn't care about
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>>144570917
One could only hope maybe I should donate my saving to making monstergirls real?
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>>144571073
>snake with human head
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>>144566029
I'm Asian. Blue eyes are exotic.
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>>144571160
>human
That head obviously belongs to a beautiful girl
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>>144566118
Foreplaytime is ogre.
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>>144571254
>Ogrelet
>>
What's the best method to bully Zombina?
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>>144571405
Tell her you love her, and treat her like a girl
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>>144571436

Buy her a dress?
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>>144570936
Even Adult Swim agrees with you, they have never ever aired S4 besides its initial airing.

Usually I'm not to critical of stuff, but god damn was that bad
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>>144571254
It's all ogre now
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>>144571405
>>144571436
Treat her like Jack in Garfield Effect
>>
Reminder that Lala has the best bod around
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>>144571535

But that Miia has just the right amount of health.
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>>144571405
Pulling out her stitches and refusing to repair them
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>>144571405
Treat her like someone that can't take care of themself
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>>144571564

Stitch her back together and embroider hearts on her as you work.
>>
Would you give Lala attention?
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>>144571651
Yes, then I would ignore her right away and keep repeating that process
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>>144571651
Constantly reminder her that she's not a real Dullahan
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>>144571620
ayy lmao, nice edit, might replace pic related with it

>>144571651
lods
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>>144571651

I'd give her body attention while ignoring her head.
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>>144571535
>Miia jiggles
That's a lie and if it isn't ill take her to workout with me
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>>144571651
with hugs and kisses
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>>144563832
Needs more fanservice.

Like have we even seen her naked yet?
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>>144571535
>>
>>144571864

>He doesn't know
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>>144566485
She's not a sheep, she's a tapier
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>>144571864
>>144571917
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>>144570917
>Who knows, maybe you'll get bit by a rattle snek ;^)

Depends one where he goes for training

>Meanwhile at Benning
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>>144567943
Must be from screaming DAARLING at max volume all day.
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>>144568300
>ywn dress her body like Elmer Fudd
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>>144571917
>>144571928
Dammit, now I'm going to have to pick up the series again.
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>>144572017
drawfags, pls, we need this
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>>144571939
Jesus I laughed so hard I cried
Fukkin saved
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Season 3 when?
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>>144570878
more like why were they nekkid together on a bed?
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>>144572088
dude season 3 is out already
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>>144572054
Battle buddy later confirmed he watched a snake slither into my sack but was afraid to disturb it

Tl;dr I already slept with snek
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxc_55ur-J4
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>>144569152
>>144569184
They also make fish scalers. Rip em right off.
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>>144572174
>that THUD

Every time
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>>144572105
Dude no way!
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>>144572212
Never gets old.
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>>144572172
My sides hurt
Thanks anon ;^)

>>144572088
>>144572105
There's not even a worm on the hook anymore
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>>144572174
this_hurts_the_snek.webm
It would be tight as fuck to have a snake that does that, though - having friends over and having it do that with them around would be golden
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>>144571939
I'm going to fort Jackson. It's in SC I believe. I'll say bye to everyone on my day at MEPS
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>>144572174
>"TADAIMA!"
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>>144569902
Do you at any point plan to inform us what your point is in posting futa when it's obvious no one else enjoys it?
Because it seems like you do it just to shitpost nowadays.
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>>144569273
So TTF was a 4'8" midget before he started lifting?
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http://challonge.com/qtey2eyy
SUU VS MANAKO GO!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10813691
FRIDAY LATE NIGHT DOUBLE SPECIAL
HALF HOUR TO VOTE
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>>144572320
What MOS?
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>>144572399
35F it's intelligence analyst. Basically give power points about missions but I get the best clearance possible
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>>144570464
>>144569902
ugh, now I get it
the artist that drew that 4koma generally draws futanari
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>>144572496
And before anyone says something I know this is "blog posting" but come on, it's a big deal for me. I'll be gone by the 1st of August
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>>144572496
When do you get your bathroom server?
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>tfw no monster girl to cook me a well done steak and cover it in ketchup for me
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>>144572687
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>>144572666
As soon as I get to basic. Toothbrush to clean the bathroom and scissors to cut the grass
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>>144570879
Thanks dude
I'm seeing a lot of Lala love in the 2nd volume so I'll be using them soon.
Same goes for the rest of the girls tho
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>>144570936
>Is that from the latest chapter? That is one of the cutest things I've ever seen.
Yeah, 2nd 4koma volume
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>>144572717
>a piece of bread with cheese later on it
>...something else

I'm dying
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>>144572687
>steak well done
>ketchup on steak at all

Good. You don't deserve to eat until you get some fucking taste
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>>144572868
I've learned if it needs steak sauce it's not a good steak
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>>144572826
I think they used to be eggs
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>>144572496
Intel was a solid second choice for me. I ended up signing on as Infantry, aced the training until about 3 days before graduation they yanked me for a back injury they traced to weight lifting prior to enlistment.

In hindsight I'd say it was a good experience. Will I go back for round 2? Remains to be seen, I wasn't very happy with how there seemed to be more of a focus on "image" than "capability", among other things. But that could have just been my company. We became a little infamous, I apologize for a few safety procedures you're probably gonna have to follow/learn because of us.

The physical stuff is ez pz, it's the grind that gets you. Just remember "Make it meal to meal".

To make things relevant to thread because now I feel like an ass for blogposting:

What would your waifu think of you enlisting in your nations armed forces?

Cerea would probably be pretty proud, if worried.

Miia would probably be an emotional wreck.
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>>144572991
Lala would say something edgy but right before you leave she would beg you to not go and to stay with her
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>you will never knit Miia a seven meter tail warmer
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>>144573079
>Acts all cool and edgy until you're actually leaving
>Breaks down all shaky and grips you tight while crying her eyes out asking you not to go
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>>144572991
Metro would enlist in the enemy side to make sure you die in combat or some accident and she experiences the ultimate tragedy of being a war widow
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>>144572991
I'm really nervous desu. It'l be a huge change for me and im not in the same shape I was in during football season. I'm sorry that you got cut because of an injury that didn't matter, I broke both my wrists doing cleans during off season but my recruiters said to not tell anyone.

Miia will be thinking I'll get hurt or die but the ods of that happening to me are rare. Mero would be wetter than usual though
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>>144573133
Did he not trust him?
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Doppel is the Superior Girl
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Mister Snek plush when?
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>>144571514
>you will never feel Tio's thick ogre semen on your chest
I don't want to go on.
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>>144573276
>She will never impregnate your boihole.
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>>144572391
THE MONO EYE IS NOW THE NONO EYE
SUU WINS!
http://challonge.com/qtey2eyy
SHE WILL BE GOING AGAINST THE WINNER OF
http://www.strawpoll.me/10813776
PAPI'S MOM VS CEREA
WHO WILL WIN? FIGHT!
1/2 HOUR TO VOTE
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>>144573276
>>144573303
sin
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>>144573191
Not soon enough.
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>>144564387
This was unexpected, and very cute.
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>>144564578
Can anyone explain the appeal of this style of stuff. Anime already exaggerates facial proportions, why double up?
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>>144573426
Chibis
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>>144564955
Friendo, every time you post that it makes me panic that your going to scare away the guy thats said he would try. I'm antsy too, but good things come to those who wait.
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>>144573507
Don't be so sheepish
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I don't know how to feel about this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7NfYNq_d1c
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why do goat have to being grass
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>>144573632
Don't have to listen to know it's shit.

Why do people make this garbage.
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>>144573632
Like shit
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>>144573329
>Papi's mom killing Cerea
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>>144573670
What goat?
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>>144573761
I think it might be a reference to Cott and Ton being plant based monmusu.

I could be very wrong.
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>>144573698
I THOUGHT CENTAURS DIDNT SLEEP AT NIGHT BUT JUST TOOK NAPA THROUGHOUT THE DAY AND NIGHT.
MAYBE I CHOSE A TIME WHRN THEYRE ALL ASLEEP?

TOO BAD!

WAKE UP HORSEFAGS! YOU HAVE 8 MINUTES
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>>144573329
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10813776
Them results. I feel like that may be skewed by the lasting effects of the last thread. Oh, well.
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>>144573999
What happened?

At least if Cerea loses, she's sure to win in her losers bracket match up.
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>>144573484
Idk man,I look over at my $150 G1 Masterpiece Transformer, and think its worth it. Then to the plastic ill proportioned heads on every chibi I've seen, and think, 'not even if free.'
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>>144572042
I actually drew that. Not very well though.
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>>144574094
Usual asshatery over Centorea existing.
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AWW, TOO BAD.
DESPITE A LAST MINUTE PUSH, PAPI'S MOM STILL BESTS CEREA.
CEREA STILL HAS A CHANCE THOUGH, IN THE LOSERS BRACKET.
COME BACK TOMORROW FOR UNDEAD VS THE SHRINE MAIDEN.
ZOMBINA V. LUZ
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All girls are great, have no doubt of that.

But Suu is simply the best of them all.
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At least somebody got some action in this anthology.
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>>144572991
Cerea would be pleased that I've made it through my entire conscription and callbacks alive. Finishing my final stint first week of August.
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>>144574292

w-what is this one? and where can i find more?
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>>144574261
Are Polt and Smith announcing this tournament too?
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>>144574370
>>144569834
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>>144574397
Polt super excited as an announcer makes my heart go doki-doki.
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>>144574397
I'm just wondering why people still humour him. Should have been reported and banned three threads ago.
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>>144574370
litterally read up this thread. Its linked somewhere in the lower half
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>>144574465
Are you upset your choice didn't win? Mero's mom still has a chance anon.
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I want to use Miia's snekbutt like a pair of bongos
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>>144574558
I want to use Lala's skull.
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EVERYONE knows Miia is the best waifu.
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>>144574785
>sucks at cooking
>sucks at cleaning
pretty trash wife material tbqh
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>>144574785
anon, some other anons like other girls, and that's ok
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>>144573824
Cott and Ton are plant based sheep
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>>144574837
i respect you
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>>144574785
miiasnek best snek
>>144574825
she's a waifu, not a maid ;^)
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>>144574878
u smot
u loyal
u a genus
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>>144574893
Best girl
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>>144575048
t o p s n e k
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>>144575048
>>144575133
It's strange that the latest snek doesn't have a hat, though Lucine does have one.
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>>144575166
Miia would look great in Lucy's hat.
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>>144575133
I turned the ac really low then I wrapped my heated blanket around one of my long ass pillows. It's almost like Miia is coiled around me :D
>>144575166
>no hat for Miia
As much as I think the hats look stupid she looks so happy in them
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>>144575265
That just made me realize...
Sleeping with Miia would be sweaty as fuck in the summer
Imagine how hard it would be to sleep - being covered in sweat, wrapped in Miia's tail.
I mean it sounds comfy as fuck in cold temperatures, but being sweaty all over would ruin it so much
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>>144575450
Just gotta turn the AC down really low so she will hibernate
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