Ainz Ooal Gown using spells and his full equipment vs Guts in

Papa Bones will appear to lose but pull a premium item out of his assbag of holding at the last minute, that just happens to counter whatever guts has him by the balls with. I hate it, but that's how the show he comes from works.

>>144469379
Nah guts entire life is beating the odds and fighting causality.

>>144468898
Exactly how is Gattsu supposed to hurt AOG? Did you forget that AOG has immunity from low level damage? At least send in a maid...wait, ok send in Hamsuke.

>>144469592
>implying guts isn't level 100

>>144469592
>low level damage
Have you seen the shit Guts has cut down with a single swing?

>>144468898
I mean yeah Guts could hurt Ainz with the Dragonslayer, but papa bones would just time stop and use an instakill spell, it wouldnt be any different than the fight with Gazef

Didn't read Berserker, but unless Guts has something against insta-death and timestop moves, than I give it to Ainz. Both type of spells are bullshit OP, Ainz knows it and uses it shamelessly.

Remember, Papa Bones can stop time. That poor dude after the splat.

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>>144468898
The Falcon would stomp AOG easy

Guts is a shit and would lose to either

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How fast can guts move when powered up? Can we quantify that? Could guts outrange TGOALID if prompted in time before ainz can pull the plug?

>>144469847
thats a more even fight, but we don't have any idea what would happen because we have no idea what the limits of the Godhands power is
>>144469891
Ainz wouldn't even need to use TGOALID, he could just use a regular instakill since Guts is basically a normal human

Allright, let's try this, can guts fly?

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Alright you niggers between Griffith and Akio
>Who was the best at doing nothing wrong?
>Who would win in a sword fight?
>Who had the best brown skinned waifu? (Caska/Anthy)
>Who has the best hair?

>>144470124
>implying papa bone's bleached skull isn't way hotter than shitty human hair

>>144468898
Are you serious? Ainz is a level 100 spell caster. Knows 700+ spells. Guts will be lucky if Ainz even let's him glance his way.

>>144468898
Why do Ainz' minions call humans lesser lifeforms, when Ainz isn't alive?

>>144468898
are you retarded?

>>144470241
Well, by Ygg terms they are techincally lower lifeforms. I guess.

>>144470241

>implying undead can't be alive if they want to be

Stop being such a bigot.

>>144470241
He's "alive" but undead, he can still be killed
The skeleton that makes up his body doesn't have to be human in origin. Dude's a lich, not a dead human, and as far as his underlings are concerned he's either been around forever or for some unspecified time before they were created so it doesn't really matter

>>144470362
>>144470378
Undead is dead, you can't say what's dead is alive

He can be destroyed but not killed, because he's not alive

>>144470447
>you can't say what's dead is alive

Sure he can. If he chooses to be alive then he's alive. Why do you even care, his choices don't affect you. Stop being so intolerant.

>>144470447
Allright fine, he's dead, not dead-dead. Point was, he's not an expired human, he's something else. So his henchmen aren't being hypocritical when shitting on humans

>>144470526
>>144470537
All undead things come from dead things, he's a human skeleton that's calling itself something else, how do we know if he was a human before being a lich?

It'd explain why he protects human villages and stops his creatures from killing people n shit

You can't be a lesser lifeform to something thats not alive, that'd be like saying you're a lesser lifeform to a rock

A best you could say he's a greater being, but he's a skeleton so he'll never be able to do things like eat good food or fuck Albedo so really how good could he be?

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>>144470650
>Cocytus will never be a uncle because Ainz has no dick

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>>144470650
No, i meant literally, his "avatar" wasn't human before being a lich, his skull and palms are malformed and the dude's gigantic compared to normal humans. I'm not /tg/ so correct me if i'm wrong, but you don't need to be human to become a lich, is that right? His character also didn't go through the standard process of becoming a lich. He didn't walk around as a human for a while, mastered magic then did the other things and shed his humanity. He just created his character as a lich to begin with.

He's being nice to other humans (sort of) half because he's paranoid as fuck and half because he's still a beta salaryman on the inside.

>You can't be a lesser lifeform to something thats not alive, that'd be like saying you're a lesser lifeform to a rock
Listen here you little shit

>>144470831
Technically he started his game life as a Skeleton Mage, but yes you're right.

>>144470650
>You can't be a lesser lifeform to something thats not alive

You're just arguing semantics. They are lesser beings. Lesser entities. Don't get so hung up on the exact choice of words.

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>>144470650
>that'd be like saying you're a lesser lifeform to a rock
>implying

>>144470920
can't be that much greater if they can't tell what's alive and what isn't

undead are shit desu senpai

>>144470920
Who's to say the actual word they used is meant to be used for "live" beings. All we have is the shitty translation.

Also, hypothetical scenario, you send a probe to another planet. Turn the camera on and see aliums. The catch is, they're spooky. So what are the news supposed to report? Sorry folks we didn't find life on another planet? We found not life on another planet? We found unlife?

>>144470831
>Ainz literally can't fuck Albedo cause nodick

she'd be better off with a human

>>144471059
we'd catch them, perform an autopsy and determine if they're alive or not by the results

but undead are just animated dead bodies, they're dead but still moving because magic is dumb

>>144471070
He has a boner
And with the bleach level of asspull present in the series he could probably conjure a phallus from his seemingly endless supply of spells. Problem is, with his racial trait calming him down he won't be able to get it to stay up

>>144471151
>implying Ainz would ever fuck Albedo even if he had a dick

He'd go for Shalltear for sure, Albedo is trash tier

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>>144470781
Fear not anon, I'm sure he can magic himself a dick temporarily somehow. Probably a cash shop item that was made specifically so that 2 players who picked different races could have in game children.

>>144471200
>Going for chair
Pic related

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Create Greater Item: Bony Dick.

>>144468898
Ainz stops time and then uses a delayed "True Death".

Is Gut's sword even magical?

>>144471369
Somehow, I am sure that bone is Entoma's doing. It's way too insectoid.

>>144471538
it is laced with spiritual energy from fighting spirits and apostles

>>144471538
it grows based on how many souls it gathers
given that Guts is always wining against beings 100x stronger than him, its probably pretty good

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>>144469592
>Sonic damage is low level at all

Not only is it fast but it's loud and far too rough and heavy to be called low. Papa Bones will have a hard time dealing with CLANG

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>>144471070
>she'd be better off with a human

>>144469665
In volume 9, AOG kills tens of thousands of soldiers with a single spellcast. Guts is badass and can cut down dozens, maybe hundreds of monsters and people, but only AOG can pull off the aforementioned feat.

>>144469592

They are not from the same universe, for all we know Guts dragonslayer can cut any defense thanks to astral plane bullshit.

Ainz could still easily win thanks to timestop and tgoalid, but the god hand would probably no sell him into oblivion since they exist outside of time and causality.

Its never good to mix two systems like berserk and overlord, different rules will get both characters killed.

>>144468898
How about fuck you and your power level death battle bullshit. Grow up.