Let Miss Homura show you how to have a civilized Madoka thread.
I don't understand, you didn't actually tell us what to do
me on the left
Don't bully, Homu is a good girl.
That's slander, she hasn't ever done anything wrong.
Homuzard very cute
If it'll make you feel better, Mami was great thanks to her having a head start as a magical girl.
True, but she has a hard time keeping her head on straight once things get too stressful.
Because her devilishness compliments best girl's
Homu threads best threads
well that's, like, your opinion, man
Google Kinbaku Nawa Shibari. Image search it if you're not at work.
>copy paste into google
>first result is a wikipedia article on japanese bondage
I feel like I should be surprised, but I'm not
No you wanker.
I don't think so. Still in the concept stage, sadly.
Here's a better one then. People can be so picky.
black and yellow
black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow
Green and purple. Green and purple. Green and purple. Green and purple.
Yeah we smoking diesel. Yeah we smoking kush. I just smoked some shit I think they called it George Bush.
Green and blue looks better though.
Some are mine, but not all of them are.
Don't bother, he's pretty much insane. Post non mado-homu if you want to trigger him.
ketchup and mustard go well together too
I agree though I would probably enjoy it more if my mind wasn't set on red and blue.
plot centric nipples are ok.
PLOT centric nipples are not.
off-screen sex OK.
on-screen sex not OK.
Red and blue is cute, but black and blue has that mysterious vibe to it.
Subjective depending on who's modding. I've gotten away with posting censored nudes before but yet on other days I get banned for them.
The rule I like to follow is that if it shows nipples or genitalia, then It's not safe. If it doesn't, then it's fine.
Not sure if this is completely accurate though.
Someone doesn't seem to know how posting works. unless someone was really dedicated and was using a phone, a laptop, and a 12 core giga rig with eight monitors just to piss in your cheerios.
Posting crack isn't against the rules, senpai.
Posting a photograph of Mary Whitehouse without really knowing why
Maybe, deep down, we're all Mary Whitehouse.
>my belief that crack art is bad is fact
>crack art degrades the characters
You're the only one that thinks this, senpai.
That Sayaka needs to get her shit together.
Or just hire some prostitutes to calm her nerves.
>pretending to be multiple people
Believe what you want, kid.
Rebellion saved the franchise.
wat? This is my sixth post in this thread, three were discussion about images being posted, and one was an ms paint edit.
I bet you are actually that piano bitch, salty that your best friend never actually told you she liked you then self destructed.
Rebellion was a perfectly functional tie off of what remained of the story, as the main story didn't really end since the Incubators still thought Madoka was hot shit.
Was it the best ending for all head cannon? Nope
Did it do a good job? sort of.
Your life was a literal mistake. Rebellion was the shit.
Hey ACK, how's this fine Houston night doing you?
Re:Zero would've been good except it takes way too long for Car-kun to make good use of his power. Not that I've read the LN or anything so I can't be 100% sure, but from what I've seen so far, he's kind of thick when it comes to making use of the ONE advantage he's got over everyone else.
this is what its been, all I've done is join in on discussions and post ms-paint hes convinced that everyone here is some amalgam entity out to shit on his blessed Madoka with smut and lewdness.
By trying to save me from the horror you yourself are now drawn in. The only option is to stare directly into the void and if it stares back call it a faggot.
"You" literally cannot be used as third person unless the name of the entity being referred to is "you." I'm talking to myself, and as such, addressing myself as "you" which is second person.
Homu Prime a best. she had an actual personal reason for doing all the shit she did. My favorite reveal of a characters personal shit losing.
Reconstructed Homu was all listless, and bitch ass dark god Homu was, well, a bitch ass dark god.
holy cow, I was expecting more then one that was me, but there wasn't. Did he really just grab a post from nearly everyone curently in the thread?
there are 36 total individual posters for the entire thread. Im 1 lets assume image dumper is one person just to give this guy the benefit of the doubt thats 2. Then we have my hero and gramar nazi thats 4. and last two are "lets get the thread back on track" man and glorious drawfag. 6... out of 10 linked posts... thats some dedication to his craft.
No, no, you're not understanding. "You" is a form of direct address, which is second person. To refer to myself in third person, I'd have to use indirect address, such as "that anon."
Let's examine the context:
> Why respond to him? You know he's going to say the same shit over and over.
Firstly, I quote myself to specify to whom I am directing my speech. Then, my verbiage features "you" (implied in the first sentence: "Why do you respond to him?"; explicit in the second), which serves to establish that I am talking to myself directly with description. In so doing, I am using second person.
>Again, you keep leaving out the part about how you are replying to yourself.
Please read more carefully, anti-crack-kun:
>which serves to establish that I am talking to myself directly
Me calling myself "you" is second person, because I'm speaking TO myself. Me calling myself "that anon" is third person, because I'm speaking ABOUT myself.
I'm more convinced that he doesn't actually like the show. Notice how every time he comes into a thread it goes to shit? I think he just wants to ruin PMMM threads. Of course, people just need to learn to ignore him but apparently that's hard or something.
Im confused, what claims and what discussion?
Or did I have to watch the first fifteen episodes to make sense of it? Since I'm the continuation of this entity that is persecuting him...
I'm just visiting from /tg/ but this has been quite enjoyable. but I cant help but feel like my brain got lost somewhere along the way.
It's also funny how in the last thread where actual discussion was being had, you never bothered to contribute to it, you only showed up to shit out your anti-crack pastas. You're part of the problem.
>And do you not see how you can do nothing but insult people and base baseless claims?
How do you not see the irony in this?
If what you say is true, and every post that has a negative opinion of you or posts crack is all made by one person, and you make a point of replying to each and every one of them, usually throwing in a few insults and telling the poster to kill himself, that makes it harassment.
You linked the same post twice, and I think the other post you MEANT to link was actually one of your own. At the very least, one of your posts came in less than a minute from two different posts that weren't yours. Doesn't that sort of undermine your argument that there's NO WAY that two people can post in the same thread at the same time?
But YOU are anti-crack-kun. You know, the person who shows up every thread to describe how crack degrades characters and how threads go to shit because of it? Are you implying that you don't exist? Who are you?
Also, you seem confused about point of view. When a person refers to themselves as their name, that is third person. However, as I am not using a tripcode, I lack a name, so the most convenient reference name is "that anon."
Another way to think of this is in terms of pronouns:
First person pronouns are "I" and "we".
Second person pronouns are "you" and its plural forms "you guys"/"you all" etc.
Third person pronouns are "he" "she" "it" and "they".
I only listed subjective cases, but it's sufficient. Note that "that anon" can be substituted with "he" in a sentence, thus making it third person. You is always second person by definition.
I just double tapped the post number because I am using a phone.
And no, my posts are constantly coming in sets of two for six straight sets of posts in a row. They are not the epitome of coincidence that perfectly line up in order to "support" your claim that you are multiple people.
It's a vicious cycle. Crack is posted simply because it summons you to the thread. Every time you respond, more crack is added. If you simply stopped posting, 90% of crack would be gone. Again, in the rare cases where actual discussions happen, you never contribute, you only derail when crack appears.
>They are not the epitome of coincidence that perfectly line up
If it coincidentally happens once, and the responses aren't long enough to take more than the full 90 second post cooldown to type, from then on the two original posters' cooldown timers are going to be roughly synchronized.
Homura is a good girl who deserves love and eternal salvation.
But ACK, those mods are just as upset by the people arguing with the tumblr shippers as they are with the tumblr shippers. That means, by your own argument, you are part of the problem.
No, she deserves to be bullied
is it bad that I came to the thread because of the art, and then was saddened by ACK accusing me of repressing him.
I thought /a/ was a hug box for people who didn't have shit taste
>You can do into the thread of any other series and say you are against a crack pair and no one at all will take issue with you saying that. And no one at all will start spamming crack to spite people.
False equivalence. No other series has had somebody crusade against crack pairings for years, LITERALLY YEARS, in every single thread they come up in, to the point where it would actually drive people to spite.
I suggest an experiment. We should examine threads for the correlation between amount of crack and the number of responses you provide. It would provide more robust of causation of crack. I think 100 threads would be a good sample size, but since your posts are the independent variable, you'd have to cooperate.
This is an example of a probable single person responding to them self.
Its got a clear simple diction and its done in enough time to easily grab the images a hit that post button, and they are all a minute apart.
you get much longer then this and you start getting larger spacing like this posts time stamp to my last post >>144476149
Its a basic functionality of the medium. this is not foolproof, you could totally do a number of things to get under that minute, but its really kind of a pointless exercise.
>I also addressed the only relevant part of the post
But you completely ignored my definitions of differing perspective pronouns and how the work in a sentence. I'm not making this stuff up; it's all based on convention. Do you need me to bring up sources.
Also, "Grammar Nazi" is a proper noun, so it should be capitalized as such.
You also said "mops" instead of "mods", which I find odd, since the P and D keys are very far apart.
>You also said "mops" instead of "mods", which I find odd, since the P and D keys are very far apart.
He might be phone-posting scum. Given how easy it is to get a new IP address on a phone, it's one explanation for how he's ban evading.
Countless people have argued with him for years without end. He's collected thousands, if not tens of thousands of bans by now.
Why people continue to talk with him in the hopes that they'll be the last push needed to really break through his thick skull is beyond me.
is ACK deleting them, its been going on all thread.
OO back on topic: Who was the Walpurgisnacht? Part of me thought it was supposed to be Homu when they revealed that she was the reason that Madoka had so much potential power. Some point in story conception I felt like it was supposed to be her bad end but they never explain who it was or show it be turned to good by Godoka.
Perhaps in the hopes that one day he'll have a stroke at his keyboard and we'll be free of him.
>and what is actually relevent to this thread
Every single one of your posts has been off-topic.
>And again, it's nothing to do with the amount. Once you post crack at all the thread has been ruined. It's a simple as that.
That's so absolutist; you sound like Sayaka. Surely, less off topic posting of any sort is better than more, no? Your posts and crack are both off topic and damaging to the thread, so the less of both, the better.
>You are STILL ignoring what I actually said in the post and what is actually relevent to this thread. Here, I'll copy and paste it for you.
>No, you are confused, everyone fucking hates you for being the cancer that you are. See look, here are the old mods of /a/ talking about banning shipping cancer like you. Being against tumblr shit and shipping cancer has always been a thing on this site. You always get told this and always ignore this.
You misspelled "relevant." Also, I'm not talking about the thread, I'm talking about narrative perspective in sentence structure. You're just addressing crack posting; I am not.
reading through the wiki according to the designer Walpurgisnacht's and Kriemhild Gretchen's silhouettes are supposed to make a pair.
Which fits even more with Walpy being Homura. Since her simple existence rips the fabric of reality and she shows up at the end where Madoka died and the 'baters aren't fourth dimensional and don't quite understand how Homu works. any time she gave up and didn't turn time back she would explode into a witch that would go to that moment of the final battle. Maybe Im thinking to much into it but it seems to fit.
I've decided that I like Kyoko more than anybody in this thread!
>That's because it actually is about absolutes. Go take a shit on one of your nice dress shirts (I doubt you actually own any of these), now tell me, are you ever going to wear that shirt again? Of course not, it's been ruined.
But whether or not it's salvageable depends on the amount of staining on the shirt. If it's only mildly stained, it can be washed and reused. If it's completely stained, then it's a lost cause.
>Meta for the sake of improving threads has always been a good thing
Except when meta drowns out any actual discussion. Then the thread isn't even about Madoka anymore.
I've basically gown apart from all the magical girls in this series over time and now I'm starting to find a new appreciation for Madoka Kaname where as before I never really gave her much thought but in all this time I've never stopped loving Kyoko. She will always have a place in my heart.
I'm talking about off topic posting in general. Crack is one kind of dirt, your posts are another, and so on.
Perhaps a better analogy would be pathogens on something. There is no such thing as 100% sterile, but things can be cleaned to the extent where microorganisms are not present enough to be dangerous. Again, it's not a matter of absolutes; relatively sterile is better than relatively unsterile.
except that she was always going to make the first wish. The incubators obfuscated everything, everyone had to learn what witches were the hard way.
If Homu became Walpy, once she made the wish once she was Homu forever after. Any instance without homus wish would then result in no Walpy and a low potential timeline because no Homu. In the show you only get timeline XXXXX. One where Mad is chock full of bonus potential because of Homus recycling plan.
I personally think that Wal would exist no matter what because it basically heavly hinted that it's a manifestation of a bunch of witches all coming together and Homura and her wish wouldn't affect the lives and deaths of other magical girls and Homura wasn't always destined to make that wish in my opinion. We won't know until they're completely finished with the series.
> Because literally your whole "argument" boils down to "Crack shitposters should be allowed to post crack and you can say nothing about it because you saying something causes more 'damage' to the thread."
That's a blatant misrepresentation. I'm saying that you cause more crack to be posted by responding so fervently. To minimize crack, you should stop posting. This helps on two fronts because your posts degrading to the thread similarly to crack.
>there is no "cleaning" going on these threads
And there is cleaning, as posts are being deleted. Now, I think the crack should be deleted too, as most of it is posted just so summon you, but I suppose the mods don't have a problem with that kind of bait.
>There are many cases where people are absolutely clear of many types of pathogens
You said it yourself, "many types"-- but no individual is pathogen free.
I see more people use "Kyoko".
If you want bonus points for being a special snowflake, go with the o-macron, which is technically the most accurate romanization.
Because nobody goes through the trouble to type Kyōko.
It's been a while since I've posted it wouldn't you agree? Even so I've explained the chart countless times gaining thread approval many of them and there's always one guy who dissagrees. There's honestly only so much I can do.
Sayaka ALWAYS lasts the shortest amount of time as a magical girl. With only a single extra timeline worth of karma, Madoka was able to kill Walpurgisnacht by using all of her magic, although Mami presumably died in the fight and Homura was helping. That's far greater a feat than Sayaka ever pulled off.
Listen, I signed up with one of your "Puella Magi Express" packages a few months ago, but I think something broke or the product was just outright defective. See I got the magical girly thing and everything was working fine, full energy for weeks. Then the girl starts getting mopey for whatever reason, but nothing seems to snap her out of it, and I start getting less energy. Next thing I know, the cunt turns into this eldritch abomination and starts sucking energy out of the whole city block. Now it's gone without a trace.
Point is, does my warranty cover this, or am I eligible for some kinda refund?
Sorry if I confused you but that's basically a magical girl power chart for battles against magical girls only and even then it's just a best estiment based on what I've seen and their abilitys. If this was comparing magical girls abilitys vs witches in stock base form Madoka would be below Mami. The list would go something like.
I'm sorry sir, but the problem you describe seems to be covered in the official Meguca User Manual, in the section devouted to grief maintenance. We can get you another Puella Magi with more potential, though, for an attractive price of $17.99 plus shipping, though.
As I said, I think posts like these
should be deleted. Surely we can agree on that, no? But I have no influence over the mods. However, you bring up the point of self moderation. If you were to stop posting as such, that would help because less crack would be posted.
Let's be pragmatic here. Crack will NEVER go away, no matter how hard you crusade. But is it right to encourage more crack? Should you become the reason more crack is posted? Because you aren't making the threads any better, either.
If it's only versus a magical girl in single combat than Homura has the greatest advantage because she only needs to turn her shield to win. Unless she's ambushed, she cannot lose if she has the intent to kill.
Mami would be second by sheer firepower plus utility of ribbons. Madoka is somewhat hard to place, however, she has range over both Kyoko and Sayaka. Kyoko might have the raw power to overcome that disadvantage, but Sayaka doesn't. So in that case, it would be:
Homura > Mami > Kyoko ? Madoka >Sayaka
No because once the fight started Homura wouldn't have time to use her ability in most cases. She did against Mami but that's because Mami is a ranged fighter and was going not even close to all out against Homura.
You do realize that Kyoko is basically the worst match for Homura right? She is basically the perfect counter to anything Homura has up her sleeves.
Replying to him is too much fun.
Posting extremely rare homu, deleted from pixiv.
It depends on how far apart they are. If they're in each others' faces, then yes, any girl can pin Homura before she can turn her shield, but if there's more than a few feet, then they wouldn't be able to close the distance fast enough. Same goes for Kyoko. She can't do shit if she's not close enough.
Think about it? How close are people on average before they start fighting. And it's not even about just pinning her down. Once Kyoko landed a chain on Homura she would absolutely have her way with her.
And also it wouldn't be like the fight against Mami either. A key part of Kyokos strategy is to surround her and her appointment with chai at making it a close quarter battle only and they deploy very fast. Homura wouldn't be able to jump around all over the place like she did with Mami.
It depends on how they plan to fight. Obviously, someone with ranged weapons will engage from a distance, before a melee attacker enters striking range. And it's not like Homura is a slouch in close quarters. She has explosives, too, which could force Kyoko to put distance between them (like the fakeout with the flashbang).
Homura versus Mami started off on unequal footing because Mami landed a ribbon on Homura from the beginning. Moreover, Homura had no intent to kill, so she didn't pull out any of her explosive weapons.
>surround her and her appointment with chai
So she sets up the meeting beforehand with.. tea? What?
Even if Homura used her guns as a shield shed break an arm defending a serious attack from Kyoko. When Kyoko was fighting Sayaka She was playing around most of the fight until Sayaka managed to block that one thrust attack of hers. Her next attack literally exploded the ground and Sayaka jumped out of the way because she knew there was no way she was blocking it. The attack that would have put Sayaka in the hospital for months if she didn't have her healing ability Sayaka clearly blocked it and it didn't matter.
The point is unless Homura could escape Kyokos chains or outrun them she'd be screwed and they're just as fast as Mami and her hair strands. Mami in fact used chains to entrap Homura as well and Homira has never shown the ability to outspeed or dodge chains or hair strands ever.
"Hospitalized for months" would be a blatant oversimplification. For a normal human, sure, that's accurate, but Kyubey says that a magical girl can heal off any injury so long as she has the magic for it. Again, Homura took a bullet straight through the head and was no worse for the wear after a few seconds.
She can, and did escape from Kyoko's chains, by using a flashbang. If she wanted to move in for the kill, she just had to use her timestop while Kyoko was disoriented and put a bullet in her soul gem. Again, Homura was always trapped in close quarters with her guard down. If they were at a distance (say, Kyoko and Sayaka standing across from each other on the bridge in episode 6), Homura would be able to turn her shield faster than Kyoko could close the gap.
Nope Kyoko knew that Sayaka was a magical girl so when she said it should have taken her months to heal from that attack in a surprised fashion she obviously knew that if Sayaka didn't have a extra healing ability she'd be basically done for a couple months as a magical girl and not a human. This also proves just how amazing Sayakas ability actually is.
That's because Kyoko was distracted by Sayaka and Kyoko wasn't actually trying to actively harm Homura at that moment. The last thing Homura would want to do is "close in" on Kyoko and this is assuming without her Rosso Fantasma. If she had access to this ability which is her literal ace in the hole fighting Homura would be childs play. Kyoko not having her Rosso Fantasma is like
Homura -time travel
Sayaka -healing ability
Not only that but if she had a chain attached to her she couldn't stop time anyways. She's never been fast enough to dodge them and assuming nobody interfered with the fight Homura couldn't break them.
On top of all of this if Homura was indeed trapped in a close quarters enguagment with Kyoko by chains with attacks she wouldn't be able to defend against in the first place I highly doubt she'd be able to do anything. Just reaching into her bag to grab another gun would brobaby cost her the fight.
The apparition revealed its true shape. I want to kill the cheesy moron.
Bebe a shit
R i p p e d o f f
P l a g i a r i s mnano desu
You don't have to understand my points, because you don't have much English ability.
Yeah, both of them used to say "nano desu" in Japanese.
No you see I was referring to the irony of the idiot ESL tripfag calling someone else's English bad
Don't bully Nagisa! She is a good girl
She's a non-entity. No story, no character, just a cute girl with monster powers.
Wow. He has really fallen off the deep end, hasn't he?
If you delve a little deep into the production notes she sort of has a backstory. I was touched by it.
Thanks for supporting her through this. She doesn't deserve to be cyber-bullied.
Why second brightest? I would be happy with that though.
Why do people always get so angry in Madoka threads? Let's just enjoy cute girls
Why can't Homu just ask for a hug and a belly rub? She doesn't have to try and trick Madoka.
I disagree but I am happy that you still like her.
God Homura was hilariously dumb in that doujin.
She could just hug Madoka herself. I never ask to be hugged; I just hug. Belly rubs are more difficult though.
I would like to know this too. It is cute.
Please just stop. Just hide the crack posts and go on with your day.
I told you she was dumb in that.
This is ukriainetofromactiveposta.
OK, but what did you actually say?
Also, Anti-Crack-Kun you're whole theory breaks down when you recognize that there's a 60 second cool down on posts and many posts you claim are the same person post within 60 seconds of each other.
Thank you. I was hoping someone would say something like that. There you, go, ACK, more than one active poster.
I'll agree with ACK on one thing Homura and Mami hated each other in the last time loop and weren't too cozy in rebellion. Can't imagine a relationship between them working out.
So, did anything interesting happen ITT or was it just the usual shitposting?