Let Miss Homura show you how to have a civilized Madoka thread.
It's easy.
POST MADOKA
MADOKA
M A D O K A
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Ma-Do-Ka
MADOKA!
And remember.
MAMI!
Mami
Mami-tan
Mami-san will steal you're soul
Get NTRd you beheaded blonde bimbo.
>>144455241
shits lewd nigga
>>144455314
Why does she look like she's been run over by a Japanese truck?
>>144455181
>civilized
I don't understand, you didn't actually tell us what to do
me on the left
>>144458291
me on the right
>>144455181
Kyouko
Homura is an irredeemable piece of shit.
>>144460015
Don't bully, Homu is a good girl.
pure evil
>>144460111
Homura is a pervert and very immoral.
>>144460501
That's slander, she hasn't ever done anything wrong.
>>144455181
RABU
>>144460501
No she is not.
I want a Lizard Homu
Homuzard very cute
But Mami is my favorite.
>>144462625
Tough shit
>>144462625
If it'll make you feel better, Mami was great thanks to her having a head start as a magical girl.
But everybody loves Mami.
>>144463676
Eh, she's okay.
>>144463676
It seems Homura doesn't
>>144455181
>homuhomu will never hold you at gunpoint
Why live?
>>144455454
Did that win the banner poll?
>>144464119
Silly anon, that's one of the banners people pay to put up.
>>144464119
No. Because v was not written in the rune.
>>144455181
I hereby call to order tonight's meeting of the Ancient and Mystic Society of No Homus.
>>144463578
True, but she has a hard time keeping her head on straight once things get too stressful.
Why is she so perfect?
Post Homu
>>144464863
Because her devilishness compliments best girl'sjustice
>>144464877
Homu threads best threads
homuhomu
Moemura is the cutest
Could you stop
>>144465164
well that's, like, your opinion, man
>>144465182
But this is a homura thread
Hom!
Homu a perv
>>144460325
Pure LOVE.
>>144465927
>implying anything about homu is pure
>>144457709
Google Kinbaku Nawa Shibari. Image search it if you're not at work.
chuu
>>144466100
>copy paste into google
>first result is a wikipedia article on japanese bondage
I feel like I should be surprised, but I'm not
>>144455181
has a release date for the fourth movie been announced yet?
>>144466626
No you wanker.
>>144466626
I don't think so. Still in the concept stage, sadly.
>>144466626
Negative
>>144465164
Here's a better one then. People can be so picky.
>>144466707
>>144466773
Please take your shipping crap somewhere else.
>>144466773
This one's good too.
>>144466840
Nah.
black and yellowblack and yellow black and yellow black and yellow
Phwoar
>>144467004
Green and purple. Green and purple. Green and purple. Green and purple.Yeah we smoking diesel. Yeah we smoking kush. I just smoked some shit I think they called it George Bush.
>>144455181
>>144455181
That image triggers my autism.
>>144467083
Green and blue looks better though.
see?
>>144467348
Some are mine, but not all of them are.
>>144467348
I just felt like using the black brush in MS paint for a few seconds. It turned out better then I thought it would.
>>144467401
Don't bother, he's pretty much insane. Post non mado-homu if you want to trigger him.
>>144467348
Some are mine, but not all of them are.
>>144467516
ketchup and mustard go well together too
>>144467541
Do you ever consider how annoying it is for everyone else in the thread to have to watch this?
>>144467606
No because it's piss easy to ignore. People choose to be annoyed.
how lewd is too lewd for a blue board?
>>144467642
Yeah, I can ignore the thing that's overtaken the entire thread and then there's no thread left. That's definitely an optimal scenario.
>>144467684
Oh good, so you understand.
>>144467715
Ass.
>>144467738
Speak for yourself.
why are they so cute together?
MAD is fucking dust, whats the point of these threads other then fapfic at this point?
>>144467574
I agree though I would probably enjoy it more if my mind wasn't set on red and blue.
>>144467672
plot centric nipples are ok.
PLOT centric nipples are not.
off-screen sex OK.
on-screen sex not OK.
>>144467792
Red and blue is cute, but black and blue has that mysterious vibe to it.
>>144467672
Subjective depending on who's modding. I've gotten away with posting censored nudes before but yet on other days I get banned for them.
>>144468006
The rule I like to follow is that if it shows nipples or genitalia, then It's not safe. If it doesn't, then it's fine.
Not sure if this is completely accurate though.
>>144468110
That's what I do too.
Who would you choose and why?
Blue and pink are the best imo
>>144468220
>she does anal
Fucking sold
>>144468220
maaaan, missed an oportunity to use Homus ability.
Mysterious: She enters the room and you cum but you don't know why.
who /devilish/ here?
>>144468561
Someone doesn't seem to know how posting works. unless someone was really dedicated and was using a phone, a laptop, and a 12 core giga rig with eight monitors just to piss in your cheerios.
>>144455181
It's been years since I haven't been to one of these, but it looks like nothing's changed.
Posting crack isn't against the rules, senpai.
>>144468860
Sometimes I think /a/ isn't the same board I remember, but things like this are almost reassuring.
Posting a photograph of Mary Whitehouse without really knowing why
>>144459766
>>144468921
Maybe, deep down, we're all Mary Whitehouse.
>>144469171
take the hint
>>144469171
>my belief that crack art is bad is fact
>crack art degrades the characters
You're the only one that thinks this, senpai.
TDS best manga.
>>144469376
No one wants you here, leave.
MADOKA
M A D O K A
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this is nice forum drama
>>144469627
MADOKA!
>>144468548
Except when she touches you, you become unfrozen in time.
If Mami didn't die could she have saved blue?
>>144469763
Not everything does, she runs across shit that are frozen in mid air... wait foot jobs! IT COMES FULL CIRCLE!
>>144470490
According to TDS and the series itself, no. Sayaka would still have her self-destructive tendencies for being a fucking het shit.
>>144470962
That Sayaka needs to get her shit together.
>>144471119
She could try chilling out with some drugs. Their bodies don't deteriorate, so I'm sure it'd be okay.
>>144471296
Or just hire some prostitutes to calm her nerves.
>>144473579
doesn't look like he was triggered, he was just posting some quality Madoka arts
>>144473579
>pretending to be multiple people
Believe what you want, kid.
Rebellion was a literal mistake
>>144473775
what was so bad a bout rebellion?
>>144473775
how?
>>144473775
Rebellion saved the franchise.
>>144473675
wat? This is my sixth post in this thread, three were discussion about images being posted, and one was an ms paint edit.
I bet you are actually that piano bitch, salty that your best friend never actually told you she liked you then self destructed.
>>144473775
Rebellion was a perfectly functional tie off of what remained of the story, as the main story didn't really end since the Incubators still thought Madoka was hot shit.
Was it the best ending for all head cannon? Nope
Did it do a good job? sort of.
>>144473775
Your life was a literal mistake. Rebellion was the shit.
>>144473924
>>144474113
Look at da time stamp brudda. You make'a no sense mon.
For anyone else, has any anime done the infinite time loop power as well as Madoka did?
Hey ACK, how's this fine Houston night doing you?
>>144474216
No.
>>144474274
bummer, I had my hopes up for Re:Zero doing the ability justice, but he hasn't even been trying to make his power work for him since they left for the capital.
>>144474216
Why respond to him? You know he's going to say the same shit over and over.
>>144474393
Re:Zero would've been good except it takes way too long for Car-kun to make good use of his power. Not that I've read the LN or anything so I can't be 100% sure, but from what I've seen so far, he's kind of thick when it comes to making use of the ONE advantage he's got over everyone else.
>>144474293
welp guess you dun caught me brudda.
>>144474433
"You" is second person, anti-crack-kun.
>>144474477
this is what its been, all I've done is join in on discussions and post ms-paint hes convinced that everyone here is some amalgam entity out to shit on his blessed Madoka with smut and lewdness.
By trying to save me from the horror you yourself are now drawn in. The only option is to stare directly into the void and if it stares back call it a faggot.
>>144474567
>>144474477
Just ignore him kay? He'll eventually tire himself out and go for a nap like most children.
>>144474567
poetry
I shipACKand !Akemi
>>144474693
>He'll eventually tire himself out
You'd think that, and you'd be wrong.
>>144474739
All other ships are but canoes and shoddy rafts in comparison!
>>144474542
"You" literally cannot be used as third person unless the name of the entity being referred to is "you." I'm talking to myself, and as such, addressing myself as "you" which is second person.
Which Homu is best Homu?
>>144474834
They're all best, but I have a personal preference towards Hommando.
>>144474767
Everyone sleeps.
>>144474834
Homu Prime a best. she had an actual personal reason for doing all the shit she did. My favorite reveal of a characters personal shit losing.
Reconstructed Homu was all listless, and bitch ass dark god Homu was, well, a bitch ass dark god.
LIVE FROM THE SURFACE OF THE MOON
>>144474916
holy cow, I was expecting more then one that was me, but there wasn't. Did he really just grab a post from nearly everyone curently in the thread?
there are 36 total individual posters for the entire thread. Im 1 lets assume image dumper is one person just to give this guy the benefit of the doubt thats 2. Then we have my hero and gramar nazi thats 4. and last two are "lets get the thread back on track" man and glorious drawfag. 6... out of 10 linked posts... thats some dedication to his craft.
>>144474916
No, no, you're not understanding. "You" is a form of direct address, which is second person. To refer to myself in third person, I'd have to use indirect address, such as "that anon."
Let's examine the context:
> >>144474216
> Why respond to him? You know he's going to say the same shit over and over.
Firstly, I quote myself to specify to whom I am directing my speech. Then, my verbiage features "you" (implied in the first sentence: "Why do you respond to him?"; explicit in the second), which serves to establish that I am talking to myself directly with description. In so doing, I am using second person.
Sometimes I wonder if a public !Akemi trip like the old Rei#clones would give ACK an aneurysm.
>>144475142
He thinks its some sort of obfuscation in order to throw him off the trail of the crack.
>>144475182
I'm honestly convinced that half of the crack posted is done by anti-crack-kun himself, just so he has an excuse to vomit up his pastas.
Tranquility base, the eagle has landed.
>>144475244
>Again, you keep leaving out the part about how you are replying to yourself.
Please read more carefully, anti-crack-kun:
>>144475142
>which serves to establish that I am talking to myself directly
Me calling myself "you" is second person, because I'm speaking TO myself. Me calling myself "that anon" is third person, because I'm speaking ABOUT myself.
>>144475265
I'm more convinced that he doesn't actually like the show. Notice how every time he comes into a thread it goes to shit? I think he just wants to ruin PMMM threads. Of course, people just need to learn to ignore him but apparently that's hard or something.
>>144475311
Im confused, what claims and what discussion?
Or did I have to watch the first fifteen episodes to make sense of it? Since I'm the continuation of this entity that is persecuting him...
I'm just visiting from /tg/ but this has been quite enjoyable. but I cant help but feel like my brain got lost somewhere along the way.
>>144475351
It's also funny how in the last thread where actual discussion was being had, you never bothered to contribute to it, you only showed up to shit out your anti-crack pastas. You're part of the problem.
>>144475311
>And do you not see how you can do nothing but insult people and base baseless claims?
How do you not see the irony in this?
If what you say is true, and every post that has a negative opinion of you or posts crack is all made by one person, and you make a point of replying to each and every one of them, usually throwing in a few insults and telling the poster to kill himself, that makes it harassment.
>>144475467
You linked the same post twice, and I think the other post you MEANT to link was actually one of your own. At the very least, one of your posts came in less than a minute from two different posts that weren't yours. Doesn't that sort of undermine your argument that there's NO WAY that two people can post in the same thread at the same time?
>>144475395
But YOU are anti-crack-kun. You know, the person who shows up every thread to describe how crack degrades characters and how threads go to shit because of it? Are you implying that you don't exist? Who are you?
Also, you seem confused about point of view. When a person refers to themselves as their name, that is third person. However, as I am not using a tripcode, I lack a name, so the most convenient reference name is "that anon."
Another way to think of this is in terms of pronouns:
First person pronouns are "I" and "we".
Second person pronouns are "you" and its plural forms "you guys"/"you all" etc.
Third person pronouns are "he" "she" "it" and "they".
I only listed subjective cases, but it's sufficient. Note that "that anon" can be substituted with "he" in a sentence, thus making it third person. You is always second person by definition.
>>144475605
Foool it was always me!
>>144475311
>And do you not see how you can do nothing but insult people
>>144475605
>you stupid fucking retard.
>You are so fucking dumb
ACK, everybody.
>>144475541
I just double tapped the post number because I am using a phone.
And no, my posts are constantly coming in sets of two for six straight sets of posts in a row. They are not the epitome of coincidence that perfectly line up in order to "support" your claim that you are multiple people.
>>144475605
It's a vicious cycle. Crack is posted simply because it summons you to the thread. Every time you respond, more crack is added. If you simply stopped posting, 90% of crack would be gone. Again, in the rare cases where actual discussions happen, you never contribute, you only derail when crack appears.
>>144475674
>They are not the epitome of coincidence that perfectly line up
If it coincidentally happens once, and the responses aren't long enough to take more than the full 90 second post cooldown to type, from then on the two original posters' cooldown timers are going to be roughly synchronized.
>>144475652
Is it void or abyss?
We should probably start using sage, guys.
I mean me, because we're all the same person.
>>144475841
I councur, me, but I don't think ACK will agree.
Homura is a good girl who deserves love and eternal salvation.
>>144475763
Nietzsche was a cunt.
>>144475845
You didn't even address anything I said in >144475616 .
>>144475845
But ACK, those mods are just as upset by the people arguing with the tumblr shippers as they are with the tumblr shippers. That means, by your own argument, you are part of the problem.
Checkmate, atheist.
>>144475912
I fucked up the quote, but you know what I mean.
>>144475895
No, she deserves to be bullied
>>144475962
No she does not!!
>>144476004
Yes she does!
>>144475717
is it bad that I came to the thread because of the art, and then was saddened by ACK accusing me of repressing him.
I thought /a/ was a hug box for people who didn't have shit taste
>>144476040
She deserves love, not bullying!
>>144475969
>You can do into the thread of any other series and say you are against a crack pair and no one at all will take issue with you saying that. And no one at all will start spamming crack to spite people.
False equivalence. No other series has had somebody crusade against crack pairings for years, LITERALLY YEARS, in every single thread they come up in, to the point where it would actually drive people to spite.
>>144476084
Lol??!?!? /a/ is full of people with shit taste. What gave you that impression?
>>144476108
Must resist posting dank meme emote
>>144476100
I bet she secretly loves it.
>>144475969
I suggest an experiment. We should examine threads for the correlation between amount of crack and the number of responses you provide. It would provide more robust of causation of crack. I think 100 threads would be a good sample size, but since your posts are the independent variable, you'd have to cooperate.
>>144476207
I don't know about love, but she probably feels like she deserves to be punished.
>>144476207
I want tosexuallybully Homura
Is it Homura bullying time?
>>144475895
>>144475962
>>144476004
>>144476040
This is an example of a probable single person responding to them self.
Its got a clear simple diction and its done in enough time to easily grab the images a hit that post button, and they are all a minute apart.
you get much longer then this and you start getting larger spacing like this posts time stamp to my last post >>144476149
Its a basic functionality of the medium. this is not foolproof, you could totally do a number of things to get under that minute, but its really kind of a pointless exercise.
>>144476066
>I also addressed the only relevant part of the post
But you completely ignored my definitions of differing perspective pronouns and how the work in a sentence. I'm not making this stuff up; it's all based on convention. Do you need me to bring up sources.
Also, "Grammar Nazi" is a proper noun, so it should be capitalized as such.
You also said "mops" instead of "mods", which I find odd, since the P and D keys are very far apart.
>>144476185
Bye.
>>144476347
>You also said "mops" instead of "mods", which I find odd, since the P and D keys are very far apart.
He might be phone-posting scum. Given how easy it is to get a new IP address on a phone, it's one explanation for how he's ban evading.
>>144476347
Alas, even I am not immune to typographical errors, as I failed to use a question mark at the end of an interrogative sentence.
>Do you need me to bring up sources?
>>144476387
Countless people have argued with him for years without end. He's collected thousands, if not tens of thousands of bans by now.
Why people continue to talk with him in the hopes that they'll be the last push needed to really break through his thick skull is beyond me.
>>144476347
is ACK deleting them, its been going on all thread.
OO back on topic: Who was the Walpurgisnacht? Part of me thought it was supposed to be Homu when they revealed that she was the reason that Madoka had so much potential power. Some point in story conception I felt like it was supposed to be her bad end but they never explain who it was or show it be turned to good by Godoka.
When the fuck are we getting the next movie?
>>144476474
Perhaps in the hopes that one day he'll have a stroke at his keyboard and we'll be free of him.
>>144476498
>and what is actually relevent to this thread
Every single one of your posts has been off-topic.
>>144476524
>Perhaps in the hopes that one day he'll have a stroke at his keyboard and we'll be free of him.
That's what I'm going for.
>>144476512
After 3.0+1.0
>>144476589
Oh so it should be pretty soon, right?
>>144476489
They probably did change it somewhere along the way, but in canon it's just an anomalously powerful class of witch. Who she was as a magical girl isn't important to the plot.
>>144476498
>And again, it's nothing to do with the amount. Once you post crack at all the thread has been ruined. It's a simple as that.
That's so absolutist; you sound like Sayaka. Surely, less off topic posting of any sort is better than more, no? Your posts and crack are both off topic and damaging to the thread, so the less of both, the better.
>>144476625
Wasn't she an amalgam of a bunch of regular-class witches?
>>144476625
Didn't Urobuchi say she was just a collection of witches that came together? Kind of like how two tornadoes can come together to form a bigger one?
>>144476498
>You are STILL ignoring what I actually said in the post and what is actually relevent to this thread. Here, I'll copy and paste it for you.
>>the person
>No, you are confused, everyone fucking hates you for being the cancer that you are. See look, here are the old mods of /a/ talking about banning shipping cancer like you. Being against tumblr shit and shipping cancer has always been a thing on this site. You always get told this and always ignore this.
You misspelled "relevant." Also, I'm not talking about the thread, I'm talking about narrative perspective in sentence structure. You're just addressing crack posting; I am not.
>>144476625
reading through the wiki according to the designer Walpurgisnacht's and Kriemhild Gretchen's silhouettes are supposed to make a pair.
Which fits even more with Walpy being Homura. Since her simple existence rips the fabric of reality and she shows up at the end where Madoka died and the 'baters aren't fourth dimensional and don't quite understand how Homu works. any time she gave up and didn't turn time back she would explode into a witch that would go to that moment of the final battle. Maybe Im thinking to much into it but it seems to fit.
>>144476686
>>144476697
You're right; I spoke wrongly.
I like Kyoko the best.
I've decided that I like Kyoko more than anybody in this thread!
>>144476798
>That's because it actually is about absolutes. Go take a shit on one of your nice dress shirts (I doubt you actually own any of these), now tell me, are you ever going to wear that shirt again? Of course not, it's been ruined.
But whether or not it's salvageable depends on the amount of staining on the shirt. If it's only mildly stained, it can be washed and reused. If it's completely stained, then it's a lost cause.
>Meta for the sake of improving threads has always been a good thing
Except when meta drowns out any actual discussion. Then the thread isn't even about Madoka anymore.
>>144476798
>who are doing nothing wrong
>>144476802
Except that's ruled out by Homulilly, not to mention that Walpurgisnacht existed before Homura made her wish in the first place.
>>144476912
Fckin red.
I've basically gown apart from all the magical girls in this series over time and now I'm starting to find a new appreciation for Madoka Kaname where as before I never really gave her much thought but in all this time I've never stopped loving Kyoko. She will always have a place in my heart.
>>144477061
>you don't like Kyoko
What a sad person you've become. I clearly do love Kyoko so you can just stop already.
Is there any news on Inu Curry?
>>144477061
I'm talking about off topic posting in general. Crack is one kind of dirt, your posts are another, and so on.
Perhaps a better analogy would be pathogens on something. There is no such thing as 100% sterile, but things can be cleaned to the extent where microorganisms are not present enough to be dangerous. Again, it's not a matter of absolutes; relatively sterile is better than relatively unsterile.
>>144476962
except that she was always going to make the first wish. The incubators obfuscated everything, everyone had to learn what witches were the hard way.
If Homu became Walpy, once she made the wish once she was Homu forever after. Any instance without homus wish would then result in no Walpy and a low potential timeline because no Homu. In the show you only get timeline XXXXX. One where Mad is chock full of bonus potential because of Homus recycling plan.
>>144477202
I think your wrong anon but that's some theory.
I personally think that Wal would exist no matter what because it basically heavly hinted that it's a manifestation of a bunch of witches all coming together and Homura and her wish wouldn't affect the lives and deaths of other magical girls and Homura wasn't always destined to make that wish in my opinion. We won't know until they're completely finished with the series.
>>144477617
How about this, I type her name Kyoko instead of the usual Kyouko because I feel it's more personal. how about that?
>>144477586
> Because literally your whole "argument" boils down to "Crack shitposters should be allowed to post crack and you can say nothing about it because you saying something causes more 'damage' to the thread."
That's a blatant misrepresentation. I'm saying that you cause more crack to be posted by responding so fervently. To minimize crack, you should stop posting. This helps on two fronts because your posts degrading to the thread similarly to crack.
>there is no "cleaning" going on these threads
And there is cleaning, as posts are being deleted. Now, I think the crack should be deleted too, as most of it is posted just so summon you, but I suppose the mods don't have a problem with that kind of bait.
>There are many cases where people are absolutely clear of many types of pathogens
You said it yourself, "many types"-- but no individual is pathogen free.
>>144477674
But Kyoko is the official romanization used by the franchise. Kyouko is a legitimate romanization, but it's not the "usual" one in this case.
I'll never forget that scene whe Madoka invited Homura for a coffee and cake and asked her to befriend Sayaka
fucking Homura didn't even touch the cake
>>144477819
But because everybody calls her Kyouko I feel like the name Kyoko is a little more special.
>>144477884
I see more people use "Kyoko".
If you want bonus points for being a special snowflake, go with the o-macron, which is technically the most accurate romanization.
Because nobody goes through the trouble to type Kyōko.
>>144477914
Sayaka is demonstrably the weakest in terms of magical potential, even relative to Madoka's first iteration. I don't know why you bother to keep posting that chart.
>>144477942
Hmm? I'll think about anon although I think you're not truly seeing what I'm trying to do.
Incubator Energy speaking, how may we help you today?
>>144478015
>keep posting
It's been a while since I've posted it wouldn't you agree? Even so I've explained the chart countless times gaining thread approval many of them and there's always one guy who dissagrees. There's honestly only so much I can do.
>>144478070
Sayaka ALWAYS lasts the shortest amount of time as a magical girl. With only a single extra timeline worth of karma, Madoka was able to kill Walpurgisnacht by using all of her magic, although Mami presumably died in the fight and Homura was helping. That's far greater a feat than Sayaka ever pulled off.
>>144478061
Listen, I signed up with one of your "Puella Magi Express" packages a few months ago, but I think something broke or the product was just outright defective. See I got the magical girly thing and everything was working fine, full energy for weeks. Then the girl starts getting mopey for whatever reason, but nothing seems to snap her out of it, and I start getting less energy. Next thing I know, the cunt turns into this eldritch abomination and starts sucking energy out of the whole city block. Now it's gone without a trace.
Point is, does my warranty cover this, or am I eligible for some kinda refund?
>>144478155
Sorry if I confused you but that's basically a magical girl power chart for battles against magical girls only and even then it's just a best estiment based on what I've seen and their abilitys. If this was comparing magical girls abilitys vs witches in stock base form Madoka would be below Mami. The list would go something like.
Mami
Madoka
Kyoko/Homura
Sayaka
>>144478199
I'm sorry sir, but the problem you describe seems to be covered in the official Meguca User Manual, in the section devouted to grief maintenance. We can get you another Puella Magi with more potential, though, for an attractive price of $17.99 plus shipping, though.
>>144478154
As I said, I think posts like these
>>144464948
>>144464993
>>144465034
>>144465083
>>144465126
should be deleted. Surely we can agree on that, no? But I have no influence over the mods. However, you bring up the point of self moderation. If you were to stop posting as such, that would help because less crack would be posted.
Let's be pragmatic here. Crack will NEVER go away, no matter how hard you crusade. But is it right to encourage more crack? Should you become the reason more crack is posted? Because you aren't making the threads any better, either.
>>144478238
If it's only versus a magical girl in single combat than Homura has the greatest advantage because she only needs to turn her shield to win. Unless she's ambushed, she cannot lose if she has the intent to kill.
Mami would be second by sheer firepower plus utility of ribbons. Madoka is somewhat hard to place, however, she has range over both Kyoko and Sayaka. Kyoko might have the raw power to overcome that disadvantage, but Sayaka doesn't. So in that case, it would be:
Homura > Mami > Kyoko ? Madoka >Sayaka
>>144478584
No because once the fight started Homura wouldn't have time to use her ability in most cases. She did against Mami but that's because Mami is a ranged fighter and was going not even close to all out against Homura.
Also
Homura>Kyoko
You do realize that Kyoko is basically the worst match for Homura right? She is basically the perfect counter to anything Homura has up her sleeves.
>>144475360
Replying to him is too much fun.
Posting extremely rare homu, deleted from pixiv.
>>144478759
It depends on how far apart they are. If they're in each others' faces, then yes, any girl can pin Homura before she can turn her shield, but if there's more than a few feet, then they wouldn't be able to close the distance fast enough. Same goes for Kyoko. She can't do shit if she's not close enough.
>>144478937
Think about it? How close are people on average before they start fighting. And it's not even about just pinning her down. Once Kyoko landed a chain on Homura she would absolutely have her way with her.
And also it wouldn't be like the fight against Mami either. A key part of Kyokos strategy is to surround her and her appointment with chai at making it a close quarter battle only and they deploy very fast. Homura wouldn't be able to jump around all over the place like she did with Mami.
>>144479018
It depends on how they plan to fight. Obviously, someone with ranged weapons will engage from a distance, before a melee attacker enters striking range. And it's not like Homura is a slouch in close quarters. She has explosives, too, which could force Kyoko to put distance between them (like the fakeout with the flashbang).
>>144479279
No, one hit from Kyoko would end Homura. She can't heal from an attack that would hospitalize her for months in seconds like Sayaka.
>>144479186
Homura versus Mami started off on unequal footing because Mami landed a ribbon on Homura from the beginning. Moreover, Homura had no intent to kill, so she didn't pull out any of her explosive weapons.
>surround her and her appointment with chai
So she sets up the meeting beforehand with.. tea? What?
>>144479336
Homura took a building to the face and only broke a leg after being worn down in a long fight with Walpurgisnacht. She also healed off a gunshot to the head in seconds.
>mfw Sayaka's actually the edgiest
>>144479389
Even if Homura used her guns as a shield shed break an arm defending a serious attack from Kyoko. When Kyoko was fighting Sayaka She was playing around most of the fight until Sayaka managed to block that one thrust attack of hers. Her next attack literally exploded the ground and Sayaka jumped out of the way because she knew there was no way she was blocking it. The attack that would have put Sayaka in the hospital for months if she didn't have her healing ability Sayaka clearly blocked it and it didn't matter.
The point is unless Homura could escape Kyokos chains or outrun them she'd be screwed and they're just as fast as Mami and her hair strands. Mami in fact used chains to entrap Homura as well and Homira has never shown the ability to outspeed or dodge chains or hair strands ever.
>>144479628
"Hospitalized for months" would be a blatant oversimplification. For a normal human, sure, that's accurate, but Kyubey says that a magical girl can heal off any injury so long as she has the magic for it. Again, Homura took a bullet straight through the head and was no worse for the wear after a few seconds.
yuri
UNDERTONES
>>144479729
She can, and did escape from Kyoko's chains, by using a flashbang. If she wanted to move in for the kill, she just had to use her timestop while Kyoko was disoriented and put a bullet in her soul gem. Again, Homura was always trapped in close quarters with her guard down. If they were at a distance (say, Kyoko and Sayaka standing across from each other on the bridge in episode 6), Homura would be able to turn her shield faster than Kyoko could close the gap.
>>144479753
Nope Kyoko knew that Sayaka was a magical girl so when she said it should have taken her months to heal from that attack in a surprised fashion she obviously knew that if Sayaka didn't have a extra healing ability she'd be basically done for a couple months as a magical girl and not a human. This also proves just how amazing Sayakas ability actually is.
>>144479860
That's because Kyoko was distracted by Sayaka and Kyoko wasn't actually trying to actively harm Homura at that moment. The last thing Homura would want to do is "close in" on Kyoko and this is assuming without her Rosso Fantasma. If she had access to this ability which is her literal ace in the hole fighting Homura would be childs play. Kyoko not having her Rosso Fantasma is like
Homura -time travel
Madoka -bow
Mami -ribbons
Sayaka -healing ability
>>144479861
Okay, you're just being moronic. Kyoko didn't know the truth about soul gems. An instantly lethal wound can be repaired completely in seconds.
>>144479993
Even if Kyoko pulled off Rosso Phantasma, that just means Homura has to shoot a few more times while time is stopped.
>>144480031
No they still take damage. Without her healing ability Sayaka would have been finished their either way although it wouldn't have killed her.
>>144480085
Or that could mean as Homura walks off thinking she won Kyoko could easily take her out.
>>144480085
Not only that but if she had a chain attached to her she couldn't stop time anyways. She's never been fast enough to dodge them and assuming nobody interfered with the fight Homura couldn't break them.
On top of all of this if Homura was indeed trapped in a close quarters enguagment with Kyoko by chains with attacks she wouldn't be able to defend against in the first place I highly doubt she'd be able to do anything. Just reaching into her bag to grab another gun would brobaby cost her the fight.
>>144470962
So that's why she gets a happy ending of she goes full lesbo
>>144468441
Implying Kyōko wouldn't as well, she'd make Sayaka look vanilla
>>144480729
Kyoko would probably be okay with just about anything but only with who she is loyal with.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JXEeEYUtqik
>>144479837
What about them?
Red and Blue should have purple babies
(1/3)
The apparition revealed its true shape. I want to kill the cheesy moron.
Bebe a shit
Rippedoff
>>144485403
>>144485439
Kek. Exactly what I was thinking
They don't look the same.
>>144479481
Sayaka broke down to easy.
Plagiarismnano desu
>>144486639
I don't see it. Bebe loves cheese.
>>144486680
You don't have to understand my points, because you don't have much English ability.
>>144486926
This is what we call irony
>>144486960
Yeah, both of them used to say "nano desu" in Japanese.
>>144487316
No you see I was referring to the irony of the idiot ESL tripfag calling someone else's English bad
Idiot
>>144487530
Announcing your reports is against the rules.
>>144487550
Huh!>>144487530
it was entertaining to watch Sayaka absolutely BTFO Kyoko's rationalisation of her selfish cunt persona
other than that, Meguca is simply a bad show
>>144487316
That little fang looks cute on her
>>144488190
Yeah, you cannot read the Japanese sentence. I just expected nothing of you from the beginning.
>>144488292
I'm not the person you were reply too, I just think the image is cute
>>144488365
Bebe is cute. that is undeniable.
>>144490408
I want pez now.
>>144490563
Don't bully Nagisa! She is a good girl
Nagisa a cute.
Hopefully Nagisa gets the treatment she deserves.
>>144492798
She's a non-entity. No story, no character, just a cute girl with monster powers.
>>144493742
She will rise.
Wow. He has really fallen off the deep end, hasn't he?
>>144493742
If you delve a little deep into the production notes she sort of has a backstory. I was touched by it.
>>144490729
>>144491454
>>144492798
Thanks for supporting her through this. She doesn't deserve to be cyber-bullied.
>>144494485
Hopefully Bebe/Nagisa will shine second brightest.
>>144495922
Why second brightest? I would be happy with that though.
>>144496479
Bebe is not best.
>>144496645
Stop not having fun and post Madoka.
Why do people always get so angry in Madoka threads? Let's just enjoy cute girls
>>144497204
Why can't Homu just ask for a hug and a belly rub? She doesn't have to try and trick Madoka.
>>144496809
I disagree but I am happy that you still like her.
>>144497370
It would be weird for Homu to ask.
>>144497204
God Homura was hilariously dumb in that doujin.
>>144497548
What is the doujin? I just saved that image from god-knows-where ages ago, and saucenao can't find it
>>144497656
It's a good one.
>>144497465
She could just hug Madoka herself. I never ask to be hugged; I just hug. Belly rubs are more difficult though.
>>144497656
I would like to know this too. It is cute.
>>144497605
Please just stop. Just hide the crack posts and go on with your day.
>>144497656
>>144497814
http://exhentai.org/g/631771/1b0c8b0507/
>>144497743
Can you give the name? None of the image searches work for it.
>>144497814
That is because unlike Homu you are an oddball.
>>144498230
Was dumber than I expected, but thanks anyways.
>>144498448
I told you she was dumb in that.
Random Kyouko
>>144498678
It is just a fanfic. Nkt like the reall Kyoko is dumb.
>>144498870
Quiet, you
>>144498870
>>144499032
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Po1YckHgS9
>>144499227
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s09bTo0Kp4rZ
This is ukriainetofromactiveposta.
>>144499431
why are you salty?
>>144499431
Calm down, bud.
>>144499310
I'm gonna try and blame that on the shitty 2007 webcam microphone
>>144499621
OK, but what did you actually say?
Also, Anti-Crack-Kun you're whole theory breaks down when you recognize that there's a 60 second cool down on posts and many posts you claim are the same person post within 60 seconds of each other.
>>144499737
"And this is your proof there's more than one active poster"
>>144499772
Thank you. I was hoping someone would say something like that. There you, go, ACK, more than one active poster.
I'll agree with ACK on one thing Homura and Mami hated each other in the last time loop and weren't too cozy in rebellion. Can't imagine a relationship between them working out.
>>144500038
Homura hates everyone except Madoka
>>144500157
You're good at finding proxies quickly I'll give you that
So, did anything interesting happen ITT or was it just the usual shitposting?
>>144500312
There's been a bit of discussion as well as the usual autistic freakouts but it's been more /c/ in here than /a/ (I'm not complaining though)
>>144500312
A little worse than usual, to be honest.
Which Homu is best Homu?
>>144500668
Nerdy Nervous.
>>144500668
Rightmost, dark hero Homu
>>144500668
The 3 to the right. They're all just Homu though.