Kaji was on international waters. He could have banged Asuka.

>>144422070
And surrounded by military types who would likely have shot him for doing so. Hell, I'd have to look it up, but countries might have sovereignty over the decks of their warships (and possibly even normal ships; remember than most cruise liners are registered in some bumfuckistan country).

Also, pretty sure he'd rather bang the cake who can go for WEEKS rather than the clueless virgin.

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>>144422658
>He doesn't want to bang the clueless virgin

>>144423244
Hey, I'd pick Asuka. But Kaji is pretty obviously still holding a torch for misato, and I doubt someone with no sexual experience would be able to go as long or as hard as Misato can with him. At least not with an intact pelvis.

>>144422070
Kaiji is not interested in childish bitches

>>144422070
He's not a pedo, and can fuck his old girlfriend. Why would he?

>>144422070
No. He was under the jurisdiction of whatever country commanded the vessel he was on.

Besides.... He was far too busy trying to get into Misato's panties to give Asuka a second look.

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God I want to fuck Asuka.

>>144424472
>trying

>>144424628
He may have succeeded but he damn sure had to work for it.

>>144424573
I'd give asuka a blowjob

>>144423643
Normal adult men don't want to fuck 14 year old girls.

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>>144424717
I'd eat Asuka's butthole.

>>144424759
Most men would if they could, hell they'd go as low as twelve if they have a nice ass

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>>144424872
The booty is all that matters.

>>144424842
Only faggots that like lifeless dolls wouldn't, anon.

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>>144425979
Buttholes to be eaten in order of priority
Asuka > Misato > Rei

>>144426054
Your arrows are backwards anon

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>You will never eat Asuka's tight ass

>>144422070

It's not how it works dude.

Otherwise, there would be whole fleets of f.e. floating drug factories.

>>144426832
this, they follow the law of the flag they fly

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>>144422070
>implying he didn't

>>144424759
She was 13 and girls peak at around 13. Don't delude yourself you old hag.

>>144427209
What was her problem?

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>>144427470
Being a semen demon.

>>144427470
literally the only way she know how to emotionally connect with someone was through sex

>>144422070

>implying he didnt

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>>144426593
Stop.

>>144424675

Misato wanted him from the moment she laid eyes on him. That concern she had in her shattered expression was. "God. How long before he melts my panties?"

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>>144426054
>>144425979
>>144424954
>>144424842
>>144424717
>>144424573
this thread makes me happy.

>>144424872
no anon 16-18 is the best age you utter fool

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>>144424759
>Normal people.
>Eva.

>>144422070
Kaji knew better than to put it into crazy.

>>144427605
Then why didn't she fucked more guys?

>>144431117
because she's a disgusting NEET-tier girl

>>144431211
and a drunk

>>144422070
He seems her for what she is, a child.
>>144431117
Like all of other main characters, she has intimacy issues. She opened up enough to Kaji and Shinji sorta to let them close to her.

>>144422070

Kaji had no interest in Asuka. Her crush on him was a rather natural childhood behavior festering in arrested development and borderline tendencies.

Before the onset of adolescence, there is a rather natural mental procession of male partners; more accurately a trial-run of the gestalt man to engage all natural behaviors regarding love. This is where young girls come up with notions such as marrying superstars, fictional characters or (paradoxically most and least worryingly) their fathers. This romantic affectation is rather shallow as can be expected due to the nature and age of it, and is typically quickly swept away by the natural progress of hormones and relationships.

If you're a fucked up enough mind however, you may latch onto that fantasy into adolescence, preferring a comfortable and familiar dream to actually developing genuine feelings

Remember of course, that EVA's characters are all linked by being in some state of or related to arrested development. Even the healthy members of the staff like Fuyutsuki are stuck in some trauma or flaw.

Kaji himself is an example, as he knew for a fact he would die in his role, but intentionally ignored the warning signs so he wouldn't need to address or weigh the risks of his objectives with his relationship with Misato. He also constantly put off actually shutting down Asuka, deluding himself into a comforting belief that her interest was a childish fantasy rather than a true mental disorder.

>>144430021
Soryu > Shikinami

>>144430923
Kaji is clearly the least dysfunctional at NERV