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Were Christmas cakes born just to be alone forever?

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Were Christmas cakes born just to be alone forever?
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Christmas cakes were born to separate and weed out immature little boys who can't handle a real woman.
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>>144402359
My fellow of African descent.
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>>144402626
>169cm
>tall
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They were made so you can enjoy their love juices more intensely after they matured a bit.
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>>144402266
Not at first.
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>>144402266
Nee-san who are cakes are the best
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>>144402266
Her chest almost made that show tolerable
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>>144403690
I thought it was pretty enjoyable edgy shit that didn't take itself too seriously
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>>144402359
Christmas cakes are absolute shit and quite frankly deserve to die alone.
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>>144406763

When does an Elf become a Cake? At 250?
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>>144402266
More mature men than me have seen them to be unfit used up old rags and I would be smart to follow suit. If they were worth anything then im sure some other guy would have made her his long before i showed up
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>>144402266
An inevitable consequence of girl infants not being drowned at birth: too many gashes, not enough cocks. Unless they go the degenerate mutant dyke route, they're doomed to spinsterhood.
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>>144407134
>implying an elf can live 250 years without being raped
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>>144406890
this

nothing worse than fat used goods with an attitude problem. kill them all violently with bare hands
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>>144406890
Kind of like how you're going to die alone?
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>>144408115
(n)edgy(n+2)me
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Vanilla or Chocolate?
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Yes.

Cakes are the haremnettes that went unpicked in their harem in their middle-high school years.
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>>144408439
So, used goods?
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>>144408364
>>144408326
A female like her could easily find a man, she chooses to be alone because she wants male attention.
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>>144408364
pretty sure its (n)edgy(n*2*)me

you pleb.
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>>144408226
>attitude problem
>implying they usually aren't the chillest ladies in the cast
If you're going to have bad taste at least refrain from spreading lies and slander while you do.
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>>144408538
Any female above 25 is worthless used goods.
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>>144408158

>you will never confess your feelings to a 250 year old elf woman who's only sexual experience is being raped as a young woman by an uncaring pack of orcs
>you will never see her beautiful smile turn to tears as she expresses her disbelief that someone as sweet as you could feel love for someone like her
>you will never hug her tightly and tell her that none of that means anything to her, and that she will always be the person you care about, no matter what happened to her
>you will never break down her emotional barriers through a series of dates and secret encounters after school (because she's also your teacher, I guess)
>you will never see the look of pure love and devotion on her face when you spend your first night together and treat her like the pure, virginal princess she is on the inside
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>>144408538
>chillest
>code for biggest slut

sorry but not sorry, sluts are only chill around those that cater to them
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>>144408538
Women 25 and under are usually pretty lame. Nowhere near as sexually adventurous and high strung as hell. Older women are chill as fuck and animals in the sack. You're missing out.
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>>144408524
2edgy4me

3edgy5me not 3edgy6me

therefore (n)edgy(n+2)me
Think before you talk shit.
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>>144402266
I love this meme.

I always wondered why /a/ adheres to it so much. You're not Japanese nor do they take the idea of a woman being worthless after a certain age seriously.
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>>144408504
Do you choose to be alone for male attention too? Is that why you can't stop sucking cock?
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>>144409329
This. I always assumed it was some /r9k/ nonesense.
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>>144409329
>I always wondered why /a/ adheres to it so much.

You really don't understand why /a/ loves the idea of sexually mature, lonely/desperate women who are still considered social misfits by a significant portion of their society?
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>>144409329
>japanese dont take women being useless after a certain age seriously
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>>144406890
>>144408226
>>144408504
Living on the edge.
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Christmas Cakes weren't born as Christmas Cakes. It was merely something they became.
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>>144407337
The picture makes me laugh for some reason. I think it's the face she's making.
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>>144402266
What does an anon do if their neesan is a Christmas Cake?
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>not burying your face into the crotch of your Onee-san and taking a good whiff
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>>144410329
>>144410168
Don't sexualize your neesans.
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>>144410329
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>>144410403
>Don't sexualize what exists to be sexualized
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>>144410329
>>144410536
But doing that to your own neesan!?
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>>144410536
Lol man.
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>>144408624
You didn't put why live?
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>>144410168
You have sex with her in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation while holding hands and interlocking fingers while she at the same time leg locks you so you don't get cold feet and try to pull out.
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>>144410792
>leg locks you
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>>144403690
those nipples look delicious
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>>144410329
All that softness
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>>144410654

I did that because I forgot. Please forgive me and enjoy the nice story.
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>>144410825
This is a signifies the sister wants the baby butter.
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>>144403306
source?
google only brings up cartoon
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>>144402359
You must be a mature boy, yet you still can't handle women
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>>144411820
http://exhentai.org/g/702348/cfb9032899/
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>>144403690

Holy shit I had to zoom out to see it all.
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>>144413595
Soft.
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There's a reason why otaku don't buy series where Christmas Cakes get eaten. They're impure, filthy sluts who typically have traits that make them literally unwaifuable.

>Smoking
>Drinking
>Can't cook
>Freakishly tall
>Non-virgin
You might as well fuck men.
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>>144412813
111cm
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>>144402266
thats not a cake, thats just a slut.
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>>144413805
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>a 2D cake will never do this with you
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>>144413811

Muh dick!
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>>144414037
I kinda want to sniff her butt.
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>>144402266
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Alone and drunk, Cakes don't deserve this.
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>>144414156
>scene where she sat on mc's lap
favorite cake
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>>144413595
She has a daughter from a previous relationship
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>>144414210
Yeah but she is way hotter than her daughter.
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>>144413933
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>>144414263
Mother being hotter then her daughter is my fetish, but this is a cake thread.
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>>144414521
>those armpits
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>>144413863
Yes. You don't understand the Japanese mindset if you think Cakes are attractive; they're meant to be unattractive, except for their body. Being a cake fetishist is being the lowest of the low of otaku.
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>>144414531
Looks like she needs a seat. Im a very good chair.
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>you will never welcome Sawa-chan home after a hard day at school
>you will never share the meal you made
>you will never crack open some beer and listen to her unload about her day
>you will never develop your personal shared collection of 'stupid Yui' jokes
>you will never watch her squeeze into her old punk rock outfits
>you will never take her to a concert
>you will never watch her headbang with abandon in the front row
>you will never walk home with her as she gushes about the band
>you will never make sloppy drunken love
>you will never listen to her confide her fears about getting older
>you will never fall asleep with Sawa-chan in your arms
>you will never wake up the next morning to see Sawa-chan scurrying out the door because she's late for class.... again
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>>144415128
>you will never lick her anus
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>>144413805
But....men don't have glorious pussy....

>>144414531
This pic used to destroy my dick back in the day. Still kinda does
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>>144415319
>not virgin
>glorious

just admit you have cuckold interests
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>>144413805

>Drinking

Good. I also like to drink every now and then.

>Can't cook

Real men will happily cook for their girlfriends and wives.

>Freakishly tall

Tall is only an issue if you are insecure.

>Non-virgin

Being totally inexperienced has plenty of downsides. It's a non-issue.

The only problem on that list is smoking. And even then it's not really a big problem. The only real trouble is that it will negatively affect her health, but even then she can quit.
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>>144413595
Where was she from again? It was that comedy manga right?
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>>144413805
What if there is a cake who is still a virgin who can cook, doesn't drink or smoke and is short?
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Qhy do most older girls have puffy, dark hairy assholes?
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>>144417748

That's because she won her harem then the MC got hit by a truck.
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>turning 24
>almost a christmas cake
>have already given up on love

end it now lads
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>>144415128
>tfw live with older sister
>she's basically an OL whose hitting her late 20s now
>can't find a boyfriend
>struggles at work
>needs me to cook when she comes home from work due to stress and physical fatigue

I need to find this cake a husband
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>can actually cook
>drinks in moderation
>rich
>intelligent
>great in bed
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>>144419009
>not marrying your neesan
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>>144413911

Considering this screencap is from /d/, I have some reservations regarding what happens next.
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There are single OL CCs in Japan right now waiting for you anon, what are you doing?
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>>144413863
well, I'm still convinced Budweiser is straight up horse piss, so you aren't really helping the cause
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>>144420276

Sparing them additional suffering.
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>>144402266
Sauce on this?
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>>144419449

It's just petting and some shitting dicknipples. Nothing too severe.
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>>144406763
>Houtengeki
Muh DICK
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>>144419138
I want to marry her and stick my dick into 24/7
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>>144402266
>tfw plenty of cake doujins but literally no christmas cake hentai
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>>144421920
>the shame
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>>144422060

Or maybe all the males in her area are terrible instead? It's just as, if even more plausible.
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>>144422060
>shitty, abusive childhood
>depression in early adulthood
>took me until 23 to deal with it and start college
>not going to whore myself around like the idiots and sluts, sitting my ass down and actually trying to learn something
>by the time I get a masters in my chosen field of science, I'll be 29 and expired goods

That's how, anon.
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>>144422257

>meet a freshman
>things progress
>hands will be held
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>cake in real life are ugly old hag

IT'S NOT FAIR
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>>144422396

Not all of them.
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>>144422669
impregnate so she can't leave you
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>>144422663
show me 1(one)
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>>144422985
Google.
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>>144422985
triage x

>>144423083
liar
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What about christmas cake aged sisters? What's /a/'s opinion on them?
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>>144422919

Get your own, my nee-san is mine!
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>>144423823
Share the cake love, anon.
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>>144421843
She'll milk you to the last drop anon.
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>>144420276
>>144421165

>cakes lost all hope and standards
>you're still not good enough for them
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>>144426281
This advice just came in; become the type of husband your wife would accept.
Do it for her anon.
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>>144426281
That's why I'm trying to help the one I live with.
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>>144419009
bruh
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>>144426465
What about it?
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>>144402266
Why are cakes so fertile?
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>>144426753
God wills it
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Well, sometimes things like beer and impending impacts get in between the cakes and their true loves.
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>>144426802
Too much beer can make a cake a little heavier though and out of shape.
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>>144410168
Reproduce
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>>144426970
But incest is forbidden, anon. I can't do that.
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>>144413805
>not liking tall or being able to enjoy a drink together
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>>144422669
Then test her AND THEN impregnate her.
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>>144427025
Jaywalking is forbidden, but I do it every day
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>>144427173
But that's not the same as sticking your dick in your neesan!
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>>144427225
Depends on your perspective
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>>144427225
If you don't claim her, there's a decent chance she'll end up alone or in an unhappy relationship. Now do her a favor and copulate. Unless you have a better idea
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>>144427441
Explain further.
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>>144427464
One does not simply fuck their older sisters, dude. One most work and earn that.
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>>144427513
Then be the best you can be
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>>144427465
Jaywalking is going somewhere you're told not to (a portion of the street with no crosswalk), but as long as you're careful no one is hurt and you benefit

The same can be applied to putting your dick where you're told it isn't supposed to go
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>>144427441
>>144427464
>>144427513
>>144427607
I just want her to be happy.
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>>144427666
>Not making her happy with your dick
It's your greatest tool, anon
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>>144427666

so make her happy.

with your dick.
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>The cute, young-looking girl at my work who I thought was fresh out of high school is confoundingly a high school dropout retard in her 30s
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>>144409329
literally the only purpose of the meme is for thinly disguised milf threads
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>>144427701
>>144427711
Why can't I just spend more time with her? She likes that, anons.
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>>144427777
You're not man enough to do both? You don't want to make her even more happy? You don't even deserve those quads for not giving your neesan your all
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>>144427666
Well Satan, finding her a mate will probably good for her long term happiness, but bear in mind you can be her mate
>>144427777
Check'd
If you pair bond with her, you'll be able to spend lots of time together
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>>144427777

you can spend plenty of time with her when you give her your dick
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>>144427831
>>144427834
>>144427845
Maybe talking more with her and going out to a dinner and seeing movies is a good start to warm things up? I mean my neesan is great but I don't know how she'd react in the long run to having the moves put on her by her otouto here.

I guess it couldn't hurt to try.
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>>144427845

Wouldn't that only take him half a minute?
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>>144427929

buy her dinner, take her to a movie, then take her home and plow her like snow covered mountain roads.
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>>144427971
No bully please.
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>>144427929
That's the spirit, anon. Just devote yourself entirely to your neesan
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>>144427997
I'd rather take things real slow. We have a pretty good relationship and live together, and I often do cook simple meals for the both of us at times, I know she likes takeout a lot too. But I'm not crazy enough to think a single date is gonna get me in her pants.

>>144428052
Entirely to the neesan? But what happens if she rejects me? Couldn't that basically poison our entire relationship forever in the worst case scenario? This is scary.
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>>144427929
Take her out places, give her lots of physical contact, and be conspicuously manly
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>>144428123
Its hard to be extra manly when your sister is taller then you.
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>>144428112
Make yourself such a ubiquitous fixture in her life that she can't think of anyone but you. She has to want it, but it is possible with hard work. I know you can do it
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>>144428178
Well now you have to go through with it anon, tall girls are literally the best
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>>144428188
>Make yourself such a ubiquitous fixture in her life that she can't think of anyone but you.
Well like I said earlier: we live together, I do a lot of cooking and cleaning when not at work since I get home before her usually, run errands, and go out with her a lot. Is that good enough or is there more I should be doing?

>>144428223
Yeah but its harder when one's sister is an inch and half taller then oneself. I guess I turned the thread into a incest one. Whoops.
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>>144428178
If you sling her over your shoulder and spin her around or squeeze her hard enough to prevent escape, she'll notice you strength. However, there's more to masculinity than strength, so you'll have to do more than just that, but if you're courageous enough to go for it, you're on the right track
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>>144408504
An anon like you could easily die painlessly, you choose to be alive because you want male cock faggot.
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>>144428402
Well that's something to think about.
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>>144428357
That anon talking about masculinity is right, you need to give off the right impression. If you can do that, then everything you do for her will feed into the right image. Then the reliability you've shown so far will be appealing. Keep doing what you're doing, to the greatest extent possible

Note that this is all more effective if she's basically dependent on you. The more outside influences she has, the tougher this is gonna be. But we don't know your situation
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>>144428612
What sort of things should I do to show off my manliness exactly without forcing it to avoid her getting suspicious? I mean she's pretty dependent on me and doesn't have many friends and only a few coworkers she's somewhat close with to go out with once and awhile but I'm struggling of thinking of what to do show off for her to see me in such a way.
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>>144428725
Well I'm afraid that's the extent of the advice I can give you, anon. Knowing what should work is easy enough, but exactly how to do it is beyond my knowledge. Sorry. Hopefully a kind anon will come along and be able to give you some advice. For now all I can say is that you're already in a good spot, so taking this gradually won't be too bad even if you can't figure out exactly how to win her over yet. Just spending as much time with her as you can while being confident should go a long way
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>>144428994
Well I appreciate it anon, it'll help give me something to try to work with here. I'll probably try and take the neesan out to see a movie tomorrow in the morning and maybe spend the rest of the day with her just relaxing since we both have the day off anyways.

I hope I can get something of a closer rapport with her that moves past platonic sibling stuff, not a lot but a little more hopefully.
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>>144428725
Think about the sorts of personality traits that idealized forms of men possess, be they heroes, fathers, champions, or lovers, and strive to incorporate them into your own pesona, Say for instance, learning to fix things around the house, demonstrating courage, toughness, and independence, and, perhaps most importantly, being firmly in command of the household.

As an aside, make sure you give her plenty of physical contact; it will almost certainly aid you in this endevour
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>>144429203
How do I go into getting extra physical contact with her without making her uncomfortable or violating her personal space? I think I understand what your getting at what I should do here but I'm uncertain how I should go about it.
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>>144429354

offer shoulder massages.
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>>144429372
So shoulder and back messages? I used to rub her feet when I was younger, I guess that would work.
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>>144429354
Sit down next to her, wrap your arms around her, rest your head on her shoulder, and nuzzle her, squeezer her for longer, help her with grooming herself
Things like that
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>>144429354
Try grope her ass and gauge from her reaction how to proceed.
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>>144402266
Cakes are meant to be covered with icing.
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>>144429553
Spooning and cuddling? We already do that stuff a lot though.

>>144429643
Too lewd too soon.
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I want to eat this cake.
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>>144430711
I prefer Xebec's version of Maken-Ki but I have to admit the change in her design from season 1 to season 2 was pretty offputting.
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>>144413805
>>Freakishly tall
when they are taller than 5'3 i ctrl+w immediately
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>>144403435
>female
>chink
>169cm
>not tall
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I want to smell an old ladies stockings and shoes after she gets home from the office!
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>>144414673
Japan has shit taste though, this is well known.
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>>144431033
Why are her eyes glowing?
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>>144431650
hypnotized by cock
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>>144422919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y6K2ta05-g
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>>144417181
Uchi no Musume ni Te o Dasu na! - Oyako Heroine Funtousu
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>>144430916
You.

I like you.
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No hair, no cake.
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>>144435782
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>>144402266
Well some might get lucky to find someone who is willing to accept them.
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Damn it I just fapped earlier.
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>>144435895
Ara~
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>>144403620
Only if there's incest.
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>>144430711
>>144430893

Not a cake yet.
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>>144437197
I want to bury my face in them
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>>144435022
s-sauce?
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>>144437646
I want her to sit on my face and grind into me
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>>144437197
I wanna lick that bush
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>>144431006
sauce? I know shes miyamura sanshio but I dont know from where
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>>144438305
I know anon, it's only natural.
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>get on anon!
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>>144440989
Pics like this always make me wonder how far up a girls ass I can get my tongue.
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Woman with such a desirable body can't be lonely.
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>>144441089
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G-guys, she's not gonna win.

He won't even take her virginity. It's just not fair ;_;
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>>144443133

He went for the newer model.
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>>144443133

Bishoujo Sensei Sailor Y was a clear desperation move.
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>>144443237

Pissgirl?

Please don't let pissgirl win.
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Pretty sad that once you log out and go to the real world, you see these "cakes' are pretty undesirable.

I work in an office environment with 80% women and I kid you not only 1 is worth banging and they are all cakes.
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>>144443288

Twintails imouto, fool. Read Ch.100.
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>>144443314

How do you know they're all single, unmarried and not having any sex?
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>>144440989
Source?
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>>144437197

pubes sticking out is my fetish
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>>144442106
this game was soooo goood
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>>144415906
>"Real" men are slaves to muh strong wimin
>>>/tumblr/ will be more welcoming for you.
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>>144402266
>Were Christmas cakes born just to be alone forever?

Yes, just like Wizards. Both destined for each other, but never to cross paths. Mostly because the Wizards never leave their abodes.
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>>144419449
We, as a human species, have reached the point where wanting to be loved and cuddled is a fetish.

A. FUCKING. FETISH.

Someone nuke this planet, please!
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What about angry christmas cakes?
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>>144402266
In very rare occasions where the Christmas Cake wins, it's fucking glorious.

By the way, did the Garo movie ever get uploaded? I think it came out back in May. I wonder if they actually ended up together.
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>>144415906
>Being totally inexperienced has plenty of downsides.

Never understood this argument. Feels like it's implying people are incapable of learning and becoming better at sex. "inexperience" isn't a state you're permanently in.
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>>144445179
>Female
>Attractive
>Good grades
>Good university
>Her uncles are bigshots in local politics
How the FUCK does she even stay unemployed? I mean, I'm unemployed despite having two degrees but I'm neither pretty nor female nor well connected.

The fuck's wrong with her, other than her obvious mental instability?
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>>144445303

Her personality probably. From just that page she looks like the "Nothing is ever my fault, everyone owes me help" type of worthless human I hate the most. My brother was like that, as were most of his GFs. I can't stand this kind of person at all. She could be a 10/10 totally willing to suck my dick and I still wouldn't want anything to do with her.
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>>144431650

Because now she's lost it and knows she can kill
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>>144445200
You'll have to wait until the Blu ray comes out. Then hope that somebody uploads it. And if you want subs, you'll have to wait even longer.
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>>144402359
If they're real women then why are they christmas cakes?
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>>144445938

That sucks. That first season of Garo was fucking excellent. Pisses me off how bad the other series was.
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How do I comfort a cake?
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>>144447124
With a fully paid house and platinum credit card.
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>>144447124
Just play along, even butt stuff can be fun if done right.
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>>144437392
Well obviously
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So what is the definition of a cake?
As far as I canI tell its just a mature sexually frustrated womyn
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>>144443542
Same
It needs a tag
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>>144447164
>Not marrying a cake who can provide for you

>>144447124
By being a good househusband who provides her with a warm and loving environment. After a long day at the office there's nothing she'll appreciate more than a clean house, a hot meal and a warm, tidy bed.
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>>144447124
Tons of hugs, tons of booze, and tons of D.
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>>144447289
>So what is the definition of a cake?
An unmarried woman above the age of 25. That's because in the (old) Nihons, a woman was like a christmas cake: nobody wants one after the 25th.

Try using google next time, newfriend, and enjoy your time in our friendly community. Don't feel bad if someone calls you a faggot or tells you to go kill yourself, that's how we socially inept manchildren express our mutual respect for eachother.
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A challenge: Find the sweetest, most diabetes inducing cake doujin. Doesn't have to be hentai.
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>>144402266
Yes. Just like you and me.
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I want an older woman to comfort my oedipus complex!
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>>144447977
Okay, now what?
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>>144448181

You're supposed to post it.
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>>144448173
I used to want that, but the closer I got to 30 the less appealing the idea of an "older woman" became.
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>>144448248
>you WILL outgrow cakes

God dammit I dont want to get old and miss out on some deranged older woman capitalizing on my youth.
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>>144435782
Muh
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>>144402266
they make themselves that way, for any number of reasons, like focusing on work, being a dyke, having that "i dont need no man" complex or many other things, all women have to do to not be alone is sit around and wait for a guy to say something to her, if a woman ends up alone its her fault, because getting a partner as a girl is easy mode.
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I like them sweaty.
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>>144452092
>/fit/ keiki providerfu
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>>144419138
Never watched this, how is it as an adaptation? Is it decent or rushed as fuck? How are porn parts?
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>>144419138
I thought She was MC's aunt or something, and they never actually fuck, just tit jobs.
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>>144431192
Same here!
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>>144443439
The most popular anime of Fall 2015
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>>144452595
That can't be a guy on the left.
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>>144419009
>living the dream
>not marrying her yourself

I fucking hate you so much
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>>144419009
GIVE IN TO THE INCEST!
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No one should care about these entitled leftovers, there is a reason why they exist and it's because no men would want them.
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>>144419009
Don't listen to the other faggots, incest is bad.
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>>144453130
S1 is actually a pretty good adaptation of the novels. S2 They cut out most of the porn and crammed 3 novels worth of content into 10 episodes. It's a decent adaptation, but could have used 2 extra episodes to pace things better. OVA 1 is a 10/10 for sensei though.
>>144453239
They are non blood related cousins. They start having intracural sex in volume 6. It isn't until volume 8 that they spend a year together where she finally gets the dick.
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>>144454224
>>144454458
I'm doing what the other anons have suggested to me from last night, guys! We went out all day, had breakfast together, saw an early movie, and then went shopping and now came back to relax.
>>144454551
I'm so confused now.
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>tfw best /a/ thread dies
>no images to dump
I fucking hate myself right now.
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>>144455022
Don't listen to >>144454551 Love is love, nobody ain't tell u who you can or can't love.
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>>144454931
>They are non blood related cousins
Fucking dropped.
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>>144455188
I'm still not sure how far I'll go with it but at the very least I'll get closer to my neesan.
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>>144444774
Being able to prepare a basic meal and not throwing an autistic hissy fit over shit like height makes you a cuck now?
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>>144408569
>used goods
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>>144455444
>double trips
>and double dubs
Fuck your sister, anon. Fuck her hard and long, and make that keiki single no longer.
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>>144443883
What game?
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>>144455444
Whatever happens, just remember there are people who won't judge what you do by your bloodties.
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>>144455444
>double trips AND dubs
The gods have spoken, we should all go make love to our onesans.
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>>144445179
sauce of this manga please

we need uptight citizen cakes pissed off at their whore peers and the world fucking up as usual.
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>>144445179
sauce of this manga
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>>144409482
>>144409883
>>144428437
Enjoy your worthless defiled used goods. That used to mean something once, this board didn't settle for christmas cakes, /a/ had taste.
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>>144456663
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>>144456663
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>>144402266
They were born to be repeatedly bred by shotas.
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>>144457378
>>144457427
Being a white knight won't get you laid kids.
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>>144455801
>>144455946
Of course, what is better then incest? Don't otoutos belong to their neesans?
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>>144402266
When the fuck are we going to get a 17-20 year old protagonist with a cake harem?

Never right?
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>>144457485
>>144456663
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>>144408226
>attitude problem
>kill them all violently with bare hands

Kettle, meet pot
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>>144455946
>>144455801
Is this the era of neesans that Tomino spoke of?
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>>144457616
Look, a christmas cake can and most likely has gotten all the cock she wants because she's a female. She has nothing to complain about. A male being stuck alone suffers greatly more than she ever could. The fact you're defending worthless used goods show how neo-/a/ is just cancer and normalfags.
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>>144457828
Its funny to me that you have no idea what you are talking about. But then I realized you can't really be this stupid so you're just intentionally saying dumb stuff to keep the thread alive, so I congratulate for the effort.
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Would you train with her?
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>>144455444
What is the point of getting with your neesan? You can't marry her.
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>>144458165
I don't think I would enjoy her big sweaty butt in my face.
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>>144455444
this is how you destroy familial relationships. unless of course your nee san is just as depraved as you are
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>>144445938
Wasn't there some extra episode on the series BD's that's still untranslated? Such a shame.
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>>144458323
What the hell is wrong with you?
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>>144458351
How does it destroy our familial relationship, anon? Worst case scenario, she'll reject it but she's very sweet so I don't see a falling out between us going past that point. Or are you talking about how the rest of the family would react to it?
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>>144458323
>I don't think I would enjoy her big sweaty butt in my face.
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>>144458323
I want to lick all the sweat of her ass and be her seat.
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>>144458563
>>144458462
>>144458396
What happens if she accidentally farts though?
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>>144457886
For fucks sake, just go back to >>>/reddit/ already normalfag.
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>>144458323
Gaaaaay!
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>>144458635
Faggot pls stop projecting.
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>>144458686
I'm not the one who wants a woman who takes multiple cocks a day, fag.
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>>144458725
But that's not what a cake is, that's merely your mother, friend.
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>>144458779
If she's a female, she can be fucked and is being fucked by anyone. It's insulting a female thinks she can understand my suffering.
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>>144458976
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>>144458976
>every female let's anyone fuck her
>implying
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>>144458976
any guy can have as much pussy as he wants if he is willing to sleep with sluts, its the exact same as for women, you just have a shitty attitude and a higher than thou mentality.
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>>144459295
Why would I want to fuck some STD ridden slut who chad has fucked countless times, I'm not a pathetic cuck who wants used goods and chads semen.
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>>144459413
nice excuse faggot, the situation is exactly the same for women
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>>144459475
Except it's not. I have standards, women have none. They will betray and hurt you and keep coming back to you when they can't make it on their own.
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>>144459413
>she had sex twice or more
>FUCK STD
have fun being an eternal virgin faggot
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>>144459511
who hurt you anon? was it rebecca in 7th grade?
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>>144459517
>Using virgin as an insult on 4chan
Get the fuck off my website normie scum.
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>>144459511
why didn't i see it sooner
>>144459578
no baitin allowed
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>>144459638
You use virgin as an insult on 4chan retard.
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>>144459694
>Tell somebody who looks down on others that he'll end up beating his meat all his life
>MUH VIRGINITY INSULT
if you're that stupid i guess you should come back when you're at least 18. Also glad i got your jimmies rustled.
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>>144459841
Just go back to >>>/r/anime you fucking faggot and talk about your girlfriend who's being banged behind your back there.
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Incest isn't so funny when you might be the result of that. I think my parents were cousins.
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>>144460314
And what's wrong?
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>>144460314
Yeah I know that feel, my grandparents were cousins and I'm pretty sure my mom used to fuck her brother
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>>144460517
Tommen pls go
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>>144459413
>>144459295
Suddenly this anon dissapears and then
>>144460314
>>144460517
This anon appears.

stop samefaging pls.
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>>144460674
I don't see the connection between any of those
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>>144460674
>>144460777
nice trips, not samefagging
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>>144431005
Fucking Manlet.
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It's always the /r9k/ failure or the /pol/ subhuman, with their tears and smell of shit, bitching about the same pathetic crap, every fucking time
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>>144461323
Nice projection, normie.
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Just imagine a scenario where you are rubbing your neesan's pregnant tummy, anons. She'll glow for you. You created that miracle of life. What could be better then that?
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>>144464089
then it comes out deformed looking like arya stark
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>>144464599
Nice b8 m8
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Are there any shows where cakes end up winning the MC bowl?
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>>144458459
>I don't think she'd be completely repulsed by the idea and never talk to me again...

This is why you can't have nice things, and have to live with your own sister instead of somebody else's.

Remember - a neesan is a neesan no matter whose neesan she is.
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>>144432221
>asian
Into the trash.
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>>144458323
someone call the fag police and get this raging homo out of here
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>>144448173
I want this shit so bad
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>>144458622
even better
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>>144467874
But farts are nasty!
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>>144447177
Senpai, mind telling me who the artist is? Please take this cake as exchange.
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>>144448248
>the closer I got to 30 the less appealing the idea of an "older woman" became

It's because a) they're not really "older" relative to you anymore, and b) "older woman" now refers to actual women going into the granny stage.
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>>144408624
>(because she's also your teacher, I guess)

everytime
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>>144408413
yes
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>>144424639
>that last line

ow, that hurt.
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>>144402266
Cakes are meant to be eaten.
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>>144402266
Well I certainly was.
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>>144469286
Are you a christmas grill?
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>>144464737
yup
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>>144469235
Cakes are literally made to be eaten.
>>
Literally the best route and most underrated girl in Majikoi.
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>>144470957
>>
>>144471111
Digits, but isn't sensei in her 20's?
Azumi is 29. And her route takes place over several years.
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>>144422985
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>>144422919
fuck>>144471972
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>>144457673
>hero's want to kill villians
>the hero's must be villians too!
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>>144402359
>anime
>real woman
Anon...
>>
>>144470957
>most underrated
That's not Iyo.
>>
>>144472478
>muh girls can't like baseball
fuckin stupid
>>
>>144409928
I was born in the oven. Moulded by it, shaped by it.
By the time I came out, the pressure was CRUSHING
>>
>>144472267
If all the villain did was not get married by 24 because they were kind of a bitch, then yeah, trying to kill them would be pretty shitty thing to do.
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>>144420276
>There are single OL CCs in Japan right now waiting for you anon, what are you doing?

Real life Christmas Cakes are NOTHING like the 2D fantasies ITT.

>have even higher standards than they did in college/high school
>will date you out of loneliness but will hate you for not being perfect regardless
>nightmarishly materialistic (oh, you thought all she wanted was twu wuv?)
>reiterating above; Asian women are some of the most materialistic in the world
>infidelity is going to happen, it's just a matter of time
>cook? clean? do your laundry? good luck with that, chump
>don't expect her to put out; you're just her bf as a status symbol
>>
>>144472739
You're a big guy
>>
>>144472923
That's bullshit, if anything their standards are dropping as the prevalence of the "Vegetarian" generation has made enough heads turn in Japan that these ladies are even starting to engage in relationships with for example, foreign exchange students from China or South Korea.
>>
>>144403435
that's gigiantic for nip.
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>>144472845
>he thinks bitches have ANY redeeming qualities
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>>144471979
This is so autistic, cringed within the first paragraph.
>We can be more than friends but that's up to you.
Who thought that was a smooth line.
>>
>>144468630
sugar milk
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>>144471972
Disgusting.
>>
>>144456601
>>144456476
nee-chan no sakauramix
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>>144455655
>dubs
Confirmed yet again
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>Your boss asks you why a handsome, young man like yourself doesn't have a girlfriend
Well, what do you say?

Hard mode: She's already been claimed by that anon you accused of having shit taste
>>
>>144475460
T-Thanks, y-you too.
>>
>>144475460
>handsome, young man

I turn around to see who she's talking to because it clearly isn't me.
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>>144475545
>"ara ara~"
>"Well, it can't be helped"
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>>144475460
>she's claimed by the anon who hates christmas cakes and office ladies
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>>144475460
I'm an autistic child
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>>144475460
If she's my boss, she would already know the reason.
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>>144472739
Fuck off, jew
>>
>>144475620
>ring
I'm not sure I like where this is going.
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>>144475728
Rings are fundamental to capturing wild keikis.
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>>144475460
Because I intend to marry, but not the women most available to me
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>>144475828
>Setting up the "I know a friend who's just perfect for you" scenario
>She's also an old hag
Well played
>>
>>144475620
is that some new otochichi
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CHRISTMAS CAKE WILL RISE
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>>144475898

Yeah, scans just came out.

http://exhentai.org/g/954924/f558e28083/
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>>144475460
To be honest, I'd probably say some bullshit about being too good in the bed, because the only reason I'll be going with a pretty boss is because we're both pissed like donkeys.
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>>144475460
I literally get asked this every other week by everybody—not just my bosses—at work.
My response is literally always the same:
>"I don't have enough time to date, I have work and school."
In reality I'm just embarrassed to be 25 and living at home.
I also have a terrible speech impediment.
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>>144477396
Some people have all the luck in the world.
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>>144477396
>good-looking shy man with speech impediment
>single
Perfect for a heartwarming seinen romance.
>>
>>144477396
Grow some balls and you'll find a woman
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>>144477495
he don't need no woman in his life to be a strong man
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>>144475460
Truthfully, I work 6 days a week and help take care of my grandparents so they don't have to live in a home in my free time, thus, not a lot of dating.
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>>144475460
Well, firstly, my boss is a dude, and secondly, I ain't that good lookin, so I don't think this situation applies.
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>>144404232
fuckin love tsukudani
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>>144454931
Does he at least fuck someone else till volume 6 of LN?
I've just made pdf's of all that it's translated.
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>>144475545
Cat or BDSM?
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>>144468692
Well of course a 25 year old will be more mature than a manchild.
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>>144475460
Jokes on you, i'm unemployed. bitch.
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>>144475460
I say something that will most likely make her stop talking to me and asking dumb questions.
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>>144408624
brb killing myself
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