Megumin Monday It's Monday somewhere edition

Why is black so great?

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Would you steal Megumin's pantsu?

Why 13yo girl would wear black panties?

>>144308411
She is a black/red mage after all.

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>>144308411
Because she's chuuni.

>>144308160
The dark color brings out the whiteness of cum more.

>>144308411
She wants to be an adult

>>144308371
For masturbation purposes, yes.

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Reminder:

megum.in

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>worse Lina Inverse
I'll pass

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>>144305821
Fuck Megumin, Sunday is a day of worship

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You can only choose one.

>>144308861
ATOGM with Megumin and Eris.

>>144308861
Who's the bunny?

>>144308535
Pleb. It's all about the white pantsu and the glorious piss stain.

>>144308929
yunyun

>>144308962
Only piss?

>>144309201
A bit of chocolate marking is also fine. No tomato juice stain though.

>>144308861
That's easy.
Yunyun

How will Scumzuma win the hearts of Megumin, Lalatina, and Aqua.

>>144308861
I wanna slap Yunyuns tits around!

>>144308861
>all dat meat on yellow

oh yes

>>144308861
Why is Darkness so pudgy?

>>144308861
>Aqua nopan again
Nopan best pan. My tendency to like airheaded girls worries me a bit.

>>144309949

So you can bullly her about needing to get on a diet and watch her get wet as fuck

>>144309715
Kill yourself.

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>>144308861
YunYun? more like Yummy Yummy, amirite?

>>144308861
Darkness

>>144309955
Dumb girls a best. Especially blue themed ones.
On the other hand, I prefer them wearing blue panties though.

>>144310340
>wearing pantsu
Herecy.

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>>144310340
>I prefer them wearing blue panties though.

So why did this anime bomb.

>>144310440
they do it in the LN.

>>144310564
yeah, it bombed so hard they decided to make a second season.

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>>144310564
Because this anime is the bomb.

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Why is Aqua best as a succubus?

>>144310615
I read the LN, and I'm pretty shure it states otherwise.

>>144310652
Because succubi are supposed to be dominant and be in control (at least in personality). Unless the succubus is some inexperienced virgin or something, and you're her first target.

>>144308411
Most girls start having sex at 13/14

>>144310652
Because she'll see this as a chance to bully you and recover a little of control after her life went to shit.

>>144311084
Exept it didnt? She kinda bailed on all her godly duties?

>>144311001
You mistyped 18.

>>144310538
>>144310440
To my defense, my dumbfu is Levitan, and she wears scales.

>>144310997

>shy and confident virgin succubus trying to seduce you

That sounds pretty cute desu

>>144311815
unconfident* I meant

>>144311934
one whore doesn't mean jack shit.

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>>144311934

The girls in this show are great. You've got Darkness for sadistic fetishes, Megumin if you feel like a cute flatty, Wiz if you like big tits and Aqua if you feel like having a glass of water.

>>144312261
>you'll never demean and dominate Darkness during a rough fuck session followed by intimate cuddling featuring handholding

I want to drink Aqua's water.

>>144312780
I know it's 4chan but you just crossed the line.

>>144305821
>edition
Kill yourself.

>>144312261
>you will never fuck all the girls as Aqua watches on from a chair in the corner, bored out of her mind, and waiting for someone to get thirsty from all the frantic banging so she can do her water trick.

>>144313824

>having an orgy but not including aqua
>every now and then call her name
>she stands up in excitement, finally being able to be dicked
>ask her for a glass of water

Would be pretty kek

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>>144313953
I prefer the plot of that one doujin where Kazuma just steals her mana after bribing her with food so he can fuck Megumin more.

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>>144305821
>edition
Fuck off.

>>144308861
The flat thief.

Why did Megumeme lie about not going to the bathroom?

>>144315042
To cause cuteness when you find out she does

>>144311934
Your ex-girlfriend is a whore, dude.

>>144311934
Maybe you should learn from that experience and not date girls who fuck random mexicans in the bathrooms during lunch breaks.

>>144311934
Fuck off back to whichever hellhole you've come from and take your 3DPD with you.

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Happy chuuni

>>144319002
>Megumin confesses
>Kazuma confesses back
>still don't become a couple yet because some dumb shit about not wanting to ruin the group dynamic

The cocktease is real.

>>144308962
What would you do with Megumin's piss?

>>144320053
So they just fug during explosion training, not a big deal.

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They killed him, he did nothing wrong.

>>144308861
holy shit, darkness is fat.

they're cute

i bet they stink because she only has one pair
>>144308411
1001
17

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I want to look EXACTLY like Megumin.

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That's rude, she is more than this.

>>144311344
Maybe 20 years ago

>>144323588
Her only redeeming feature is her slutty body. Kazuma is right

>>144305821
i keep rewatching that OVA. it's pretty great. hopefully s2 is as good as the first

>>144323608
Humans have been and will always be promiscuous at puberty.

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>>144323070
If you ever do end up looking exactly like Megumin, give me a call because I'd fuck you.

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>>144323833
Dubs confirm I will look like Megumin!

Well ain't this a good way to start my Monday.

Thanks for the thread OP.

>>144308727

If you scaled down Lina to their level, she wouldn't be any better. In fact, she'd be much worse with her appetite and other qualities.

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Megumin monday is my favorite three days of the week.

>>144308861
i love Megumin over the others but here shes awful
Aqua on the other hand is the one I dislike the most but here shes best
wat do?

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>>144326523
Fix your shit taste.

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>>144326523
Accept that Aqua a best

Megumi is a very close second tho

>>144308861

Aqua, she'd be the most entertaining in the long run.

>>144326787
>he has never taken care of a retard
It's not fun after the first hour.

>>144326882
She's not a retard, she just has a short attention span.


Perhaps she has a little bit of retardation, but she's cute and fun enough to compensate for it.

>>144308861
Aqua

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>>144308861
Megumin is most loyal, care for her comrades, and is cutest

>>144327033
Be honest and just admit you only want a warm cocksleeve that can't get pregnant

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>>144327033

>>144327333
She's a drunk and pukes rainbows too

big plus

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>>144308440

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>>144326882
You're going to be dealing with some type of retard no matter who you pick

Except maybe Eris, but she appears so "perfect" I can't help but think she has some sort of awful secret

>>144327680
>Except maybe Eris, but she appears so "perfect" I can't help but think she has some sort of awful secret

We know already, it's called padding

My pc broke down and now Im on mobile
How the fuck will I download fanfics now?

>>144327989
Are you Aqua retarded? Just read it online

>>144328196
I need em as an epub/pdf so that I can read them offline while on the go and my tablet doesnt have mobile data

>>144328452
There are a few ways you can do this. You just gotta stop being dumb.

yame- yameroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

>>144328662
Yeah you're right
I found that media fire is mobile friendly
I got the pdfs now

>>144328803
link to a lazy anon pls

>>144308791
Actually LOL'd. Thanks.

>>144322632
He lived those last few days as few men dare to dream.

>>144327718
I don't mind if they're pads.

>>144308861
You are cute and fun, Megumin, but dem YunYuns, dem Lalatinas, dem goddess asses.

>>144327680
Megumin is noted as being the most down to earth and reasonable person on the team barring her explosion obsession.

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>>144329958
STOP
SAVING
ULTRA COMPRESSED JPEGS

>>144331291
Fuck you. This one is an edit with the mouth removed uploaded last thread.

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>>144331360
NO EXCUSES

>>144308861

I'll take the bakagoddess.

>>144331397
It was an original edit. If you don't like it them make your own version.

>>144308861
Darkness needs to be a bit fitter than that.
She's not so flabby.

>>144309955

Baka is love.

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>you will never carry megumin home after an explosion

>>144305821
What does Megumin's underwear smell like?

>>144308411
She's actually a thousand years old that's just how young people look from her tribe

>>144330280
And her tendency to pick fights with people.

>>144308861
Thinking with my brain: Aqua so I can get her to summon all the others with goddess powers.
Thinking with my.dick: DARKNESS DARKNESS DARKNESS DARKNESS DARKNESS

>>144332802
Explosions

>>144308861
My heart, brain and dick all agree: Aqua is the only choice.

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>>144322632
He even apologized. I can expect that kind of shit from Aqua Megumin and Darkness, but I can't believe Wiz and Yunyun could be such shitty characters as well. Kazuma's too good for them, he should join a new party.

>>144327579
interesting meme, but perhaps it belongs in >>>/v/

>>144332191
Why live

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I got invited to join in a tabletop 5th edition D&D this week. I wanted to make Megumin, but it seems that the rules won't let me.

>>144336516
That's pretty much the whole point of her character design.

>>144336516
Just use her personality as a guideline for the roleplay part. "Mage that gets blueballed when they don't cast enough spells" is pretty easy to understand and make decisions for.

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>>144333824
Your heart, dick and brain all have the best taste.

>>144335961
Season 2

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>>144337237
Also Wiz Wednesdays for the fanfic.

>>144336516
Say WAGA NA WA MEGUMIN when you introduce yourself

For reference:
https://youtu.be/PKxjFgzs7IQ?t=29s

>>144337845
>WAGA NA WA MEGUMIN
Is this some sort of chuuni way to say your name? I know like 0 japanese, but I do know most introductions go "watashi wa [name]"

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Rikka best chuuni, Megumin a shit

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>>144338286
b8

>>144337879
Waga is just another way of saying "I". It's more like "my" in this context though.

"Na" means given name only. "Na" is the shorter version of "Namae". If you add the "mae" part, it means both given and first name.

So Waga Na is literally "My given name"
So Waga Na wa Megumin is "My (given) name is Megumin.

I don't know if it's chuuni, but I think more people use "Watashi" like you said. I guess it just sounds better to say "I am (name)" than
"My name is (name)". Also it's a little redundant

>>144338315
>>144338286
>chuuni contest
>loser gets anal spanking
>winner too

>>144338286
Who would win in a fight if Rikka powers were actually real?

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>>144338443

>>144327989
Terminal wizardry to the rescue for Android!
1. Install Termux and the API extension
2. Open Termux and run the following commands:
apt update
apt upgrade
termux-setup-storage
cd storage/shared
apt install python pip
pip install fanficfare

Then you can use fanficfare to download epubs to the root of your SD card.

>>144338450
EXPUROSION is the best form of magic ever. Also, Rikka a shit even in her own show.

>a party with three girls and the MC
>no one likes the MC romantically
Feels good man.

>>144338450
>Megushit uses Explosion
>Rikka blocks with umbrella
>Megushit is fucking helpless because she a shit and can only attack once
>Rikka destroys her anus with said umbrella
That's how it would go.

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>>144338588
>no one likes the MC romantically
>implying

>>144338411
Thanks for the moonrune lesson. Sounds a little more chuunish, but the given name part can be significant depending on how it led up to her intro.

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>>144336516

>5th

>>144338726
At what volume anon can I find this picture

>>144338455

Wouldnt be able to control myself at the sight of that desu

>>144338726
Are the light novels worth buying anon?

>>144338411
No one says Waga except in games in formal events or in chuunishit. The use of Waga by Megumin is 100% chuuni. Too cool for school types or uppity loli princesses tend to use it chinese cartoons.

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>>144337879
Waga is super fucking chuuni for someone to use, especially if it's the first time they're ever meeting you.

It's pretty much the the most formal pronoun for referring to yourself in Japanese. In the old days it was basically reserved as a pronoun only to be used by powerful people who had numerous individuals under them, such as important daimyos or the emperor. It was also often used by people with delusions of grandeur.

The closest equivalent in English would be something like the "Royal We."

>>144338756
I admit, I never played a tabletop RPG before, so I don't know anything about Dungeons and Dragons. I've been making my way through the book.. is there supposed to be something wrong with this version? Everyone I was talking to said it was better than the last edition.

>>144338880
>Waga
我 (ware) is a more formal and powerful one. I know this from games though.

>>144338926
Oh wait I was thinking of 4th edition

Never actually tried 5th edition, so I dunno, In 3.5 though its super easy to be an OP as fuck Megu tier mage

>>144338926
No, it's just some assblasted 3.5 grognard who can't get over the game has changed.

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>>144338880
It totally fits her, too. In addition to the eyepatch she probably has a second limiter, a band-aid over her sensitive girl place. If she were ever to remove that, terrible things would happen.

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>>144339057
Taking that sitch and leaving my own.

>>144339086
Have you ever had one of those moments where you just sit in place and agonize over the fact that we have refractory periods? I'm having that moment with this image. I want to spend the next 20 minutes with it.

>>144338926
5th is a modernized version of AD&D basically. Which is great.

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Would you let Megumin do this with her little 14-year old handsies?

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>Daily reminder that there may be something better than Megumin

>>144339209

Twintail Megumin a best

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>>144339206
lewd

>>144339209
What does Nicos family have to do with Megumeme?

>>144339206
I'd let her do anything she wants that doesn't involve irreparably harming or outright killing me. All the girls are submissive anyway, but submissive loli is the best.

You're just not allowed to get her pregnant until she's ready.

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>>144339209

>>144339134
>Have you ever had one of those moments where you just sit in place and agonize over the fact that we have refractory periods?
Not if you're a girl.

>>144339472

>a whole harem of Megumins

Is that what heaven is?

>>144339436
crimson demons

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>>144339481
Every wish comes true in 2Dland, right? ;_;

>>144337879

A normal way to introduce yourself in jap would be along the lines of watashi wa megumin desu, this isn't an entirely accurate translation but imagine someone came up and said "I AM CALLED MEGUMIN", you'd think something was a bit off with them.

>>144339491
You can already feel it now, can't you? If you actually focus and force yourself, you can actually feel their naked bodies lying on and around you, making various pleasured noises and sweating from all the "quality time" you've been spending together.

I feel it, and Megumin is the one on my right arm. Right arm best arm.

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>>144339439

megumin is a power sub

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>>144339748

I CAN SEE IT ANON, I CAN FEEL IT

>>144339787
How strong would her leglock be? Would she cause an explosion when you explode inside?

>>144339472
At one point are all these characters shown in the light novel? Why did the author make this illustration? Is there a point in the novel where the story is only about these 7 girls or something?

>>144339638
>THERE ARE THOSE WHO CALL ME... TIM
>fireballs all over the place
Is Megumin an elaborate Monty Python reference?

>>144339987
There's a manga/LN that's completely about megumin. It might be from that.

>>144338726
Yes a girl likes him but that girl is Darkness.

>regular Fantasy Australia citizens have NA names
>Crimson Demons have Nip Nicknames
>both sides call each other weirdos for their names

Pretty funny joke.

>>144338773
5 if i remembered correctly

>>144339426
Sauce pls.

>>144340175
panda

>>144332802
Gunpowder and yogurt.

>>144335315
I know, but OP post said it's Monday somewhere and I immediately thought "It's high noon somewhere".

>>144340509
Well if you bothered drawing that nice for you. It's some decent art.

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>>144312261

What if I like femdom?

>Goddess and that hikki NEET's true heroine tier
Aqua

>side character tier
Darkness
Megumin

>Flat and useless tier
Eris

>Will no longer walk on this earth tier
Wiz

>>144340912
I'm sure the Succubi can accomodate you.

New ch from manga is out, they visit japan, was it based on a drama cd or something?, I remember some promo art of it but it wasn't on the Ln

>>144340912
>>144341070
>Please mark any fetishes you wish to experience in your dream

>[X] Lolihag
>[X] Femdom
>[X] Urethral Sounding (coffee stirrer)

>just saw the OVA
It was pretty good, got a few laughs out of it, especially his goodbye to Darkness at the end.
But still
>spend 4 days humiliating themselves to save him
>kill him at the end anyway
I mean, death isn't a threat in Konosuba when you know two goddesses who will revive you every time, but it made the story pointless.

>>144339472
I hope we get to see Megumin's village next season.
But mostly I hope the next season will be as fun and entertaining as the first.
Even the ED was nice and relaxing.

>>144342847
Vol 5 is one of the best and 3 is the weakest. I hope they have that on mind when alloting episodes

>>144340912
I do too, but the girls are all still top tier.
Except for Aqua, who is annoying roommate tier.

>>144342847
>>144343009
I'd like season 2 to be two cours if they can keep up the general quality. Otherwise I'm just happy we're getting more in the winter.

>>144305821
>edition
why does this not get the thread deleted anymore?

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This is now an Aqua thread.

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AQUA PLEASES DUMB FOLLOWERS FOR ERIS

>>144344144
interesting digits

>>144343848
I want to drink Aqua's clear piss

>>144341527
Yeah, that chapter surprised me, it wasn't on the LN.

>>144323608
Where the fuck did you live? Sure they try to become whore and slut at an early age but they wont start fucking until the age of around 17/18. 15yo who start fucking is the minority. Not most.

my statement is invalid for america

>>144308861
Only for this pic, eris and dustiness. Anywhere else, megumin. Megumin in that pictures looks like a retard kid in awe

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>>144323832
>he hit puberty at 18

>>144308861
>not picking Darkness
Keep her at your place and call her Lalatina.

Seriously? Another "megumeme monday" thread? When will this die down? it's been more than half a year since it last aired its episode, when will you fags get over it already?

>>144346503
See you next Monday.

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>>144346503
Every monday until you like it.

>>144346503
We gother a whole nother season of megu Mondays, prepare yourself

>>144308861
>Starting with best girl on the left and gets worse by every step

I want to marry Eris!

>>144344973
> Invalid for america
And How! 13-16 is the norm for girls. Add a year or two for guys.

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Does anyone have the mp3 for Megumin's intro/explosion theme remix? It was posted a couple days ago in a thread and I can't seem to find it anywhere

>>144338926
5e is super good for beginners. After a couple of sessions with 5e, you'll be ready to learn other, more complicated systems like 3.5, Pathfinder, ADnD, or even other games like Shadowrun.

I fucking love Megumin and Aqua.

>>144320053
>Kazuma confesses back
>Implying confession from Darkness(for real) and Eris wouldn't do the same trick
Kazuma is an adolescence virgin and treat from any nice girls will definitely pleases him, which is why he hasn't decided to fix with one yet.

>>144351700
He's a coward too. He's always relieved when Aqua cockblocks him. Like he always starts off aggressive, then he does something to fuck up and generally loses aggression the more for it the girl is.

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>>144342240

>>144343848
It has always been an Aqua thread. Aqua just allows Megumin to be posted.

I want Aqua to clean out my ass!

>>144305821
>edition
Fuck off cancer.

>>144342517
Kazuma was bluffing about not returning to life if he died to make them all feel bad and try to save his life.

>>144351700
Kazuma already admitted to Best Pads that he's trying to grow his harem to the limit. He will not settle for one girl right now.

>>144308861
Megumin.

But that Aqua is very very tempting.

>>144354386
>trusting "not a lolicon" Kazuma
Is this your first unreliable narrator book or what

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>>144346503
>it's been more than half a year since the last episode

More like almost one month bruh.

Yunyun needs so much porn of her.

>>144357524

I need more doujins involving yunyun getting titty slapped

I'm here for Aqua.

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Did anyone ever make a Dragon's Dogma Megumin mod?

>233 posts

You won't last till thursday this time faggots.

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sauce:http://ezuziri.deviantart.com/art/Megumin-and-Mr-Torgue-608149466

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>>144357589
Ok, just for you.

>>144361043
Slower version?

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>>144361071
What's the magic word, mother fucker!!

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>>144361202

o-onegaishimasu...

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>>144361389

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>>144361515
arigotou senpai

>>144344389
What does Aqua's urine taste like?

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>>144361928

>>144361928
The sweeth nectar of life.

>>144360887
Usually after the Megumin thread dies some other faggot has an actual Konosuba thread on standby

>>144361928
Like everything about her: Perfection.

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>>144362153
>waaaaaaaah why do people like things i don't like

Don't you have something better to do?

This shit was too good for a mere 10 episodes

>>144362713
Do you live in the earth's core?

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>>144363038

Howd you know?

Holy fuck why did nobody tell me this show had the comfiest ED?

>>144327680
Eris has incredibly low self esteem.

Maybe good boy/girl syndrome, something similar to other broken protagonist like Cyclop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvmVnTQtZQY a cute

>>144340988
Uber shit taste..

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Megumin Monday but everyday is Eris day.

Do you have a moment to talk about our savior goddess Eris?

>>144364587
Girls who are confident in their flat chest are sexier than ones who use pads.

>>144362668
never said I don't like Konosuba threads, just telling that guy Konosuba threads are pretty much here everyday except maybe friday, and for sure saturday and sunday.

>>144339472
I WANT TO BEFRIEND KOMEKKO(six years old)!

>>144365366
Nah! She is 3 years too old for me.

>>144308861
Komekko

>>144362064
>>144362106
>>144362594
> Aquafags in charge of being so literally retarded that they'll drink piss and call it fresh spring water

>>144367018
Not an aquafag, but she's a living water purifier with her whole god powers deal. There's a good chance it just comes out like that.

>>144367257
Not him, but I do think the Aquafags take this meme too serious. It is stated that she will get drunk and falls asleep, so it isn't like every single liquid she touches turns into pure water. Also she is very obsessed with cleaning the bathrooms, and it isn't hard to imagine that means she pisses and shits like everyone else. Her and Megumin were just saying that they don't use the bathroom to sound cute like japanese idols.

But anons have wanted to do weirder things than drink the piss of the girl the like, so I ain't judging.

>>144367483
Aqua may well be stupid enough to drink wine, purify it, and get super pretend drunk. It's not unheard of in the 3d realm.

>>144368062
>It's not unheard of in the 3d realm.
I have never heard of someone being placebo drunk, ever. Until you mentioned it, getting super pretend drunk was unheard of to me.

If you want to drink her piss, you don't need to do these mental gymnastics to justify it to me. Have at it, bro.

>>144368224
> He's never heard of someone getting shitfaced from 0-2 drinks.
It's okay anon, we can't all leave our mother's basement.

>>144368332
>0 - 2 drinks
Okay so now youre back tracking. 1 to 2 drinks of high proof hard liquor can easily get someone drunk who is a light weight, not much history in their family, and no tolerance.

No one has ever said they felt drunk after 0 drinks.

>>144340175
https://nhentai.net/g/168574/
here you go

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I just finished this show, and I'm fucking impressed.

Comedy anime is usually so goddamn bad, but I don't think I've ever laughed out loud as hard or as often as I did at this show, at least as far as I can remember. I mean it's not Seinfeld or anything, but the show was consistently laugh-out-loud funny which is just about unprecedented for anime.

I used to actually think I would never find anime very funny and maybe it was due to cultural or language barriers that actual jokey jokes just wouldn't land at all. But Konosuba proves to me that most comedy anime is just poorly written. Nip comedy can be funny in subs, it just has to be competently written.

But my question is, who was the difference maker here? The LN author? The screenwriter? The director? Who's the guy who made this show a contender for the funniest anime I've ever seen?

Also this is probably now my favorite LN adaptation, obviously because it so successfully focuses on comedy over characters and plot, but I'd have to go to my archives to confirm that.

>>144369628
>But my question is, who was the difference maker here?
The author is a woman

>>144369628
1) It was written by a woman
2) It was directed by a good director
3) Source material was just good yo.

Granted they do go a bit too crazy with dem tig ol bitties.

>>144369850
>>144370161
>implying everything written by a women is funny
I mean this is comedy gold, but it is no Slayers.

>>144370161
>go a bit too crazy with dem tig ol bitties
I was aware of this obviously, but I don't even give a shit about fan service not just because the show is hilarious but also because the show doesn't take itself even remotely seriously. I've felt like fan service has broken characters for me in the past, but not in an over-the-top comedy. I mean the show is filled with QUALITY too, but it just doesn't matter. They could all be naked or stick figures and I'd still feel the same about this show.

>>144369850
>>144370161
So you guys are saying the original LN was actually really funny?

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>>144370790
It's pretty fucking nuts, if you're into that type of humor. Good setups, good delivery, and some twists you might not see coming.

>>144370579
I know you want some concrete and profound answer as to why it is good, but there really isn't one. The author just understood the cliches of the isekai genre, and capitalized on making fun of them. I know a lot of anons only want to chalk it up to the fact that the author was female, but I promise you there are 100s of female LN/WN authors over in nipland that are just as shitty as the males. Also the only reason people that talk about the author being female because of anidb, so I'm not sure I believe it since you don't see it stated anywhere else. People were trolled into thinking shindol was female, after all.But her gender shouldn't matter, as an individual the author wrote a really funny story.

>>144370790
The LN is really funny, though I think the VAs and music really help sell it on the animu. For example, explosions are not as good because you don't have the over-the-top epic music playing while Megumin chants some chuuni crap. Most of the time she just says "Explosion!". Overall it is good, though.

Does Kazuma have a reputation for being a shitbag or is he in good standing with the world at large?

>>144372072
Once he becomes rich, people view him a little different. But before that he was considered a scumbag.

>>144372215
> a little different
Indeed. Kazuma transforms from the local scumlord into the local Scum Lord.

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>>144305821
I still dont get why people like this short haired, flat, loli sister thing over boobs.

>>144369628
Have you watched the OVA yet? It's just as good.

>>144370790
It is. The anime is actually pretty faithful, it just adds some more jokes that only work due to the medium.

>>144373290
Her abs are just too well defined.

>>144373349
>OVA
aw shit niggaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>144373290
I still dont get why people like that stupid, slutty cow over the confirmed winner and best girl.

>>144373349
>>144373541
uh, /r/ing a webbum of that savage tit-slapping.

>>144374717
>>144361515

>>144374717
Read the thread you imbecile.

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>>144374811
>>144374829

>>144361515
Konosuba has the best titty animation.

>>144367483
>it isn't hard to imagine that means she pisses and shits like everyone else.
What part of Goddess did you not understand?

>>144375486
>What part of Goddess did you not understand?
The part where she is an awful being?

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>>144377314
No, she is not.

She's perfect.

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>>144377393
Aqua go home. Youre drunk again.

God, imagine how easily this show would have been ruined by a romance / infatuation subplot between any of the main characters. Fucking bravo for not taking the path of least resistance, konosuba.

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>>144377522
>implying vol 5 wasn't the best one yet

>>144377608
Yo nigga I don't read my anime like some kinda pussy-ass pranksta.

>>144377454
Keep talking shit and you're getting your whole neighborhood rekt in a flood.

>>144377764
Manga>Anime

>people actually like "my character boils down to one unfunny joke" darkness

She's only good as porn fodder. Even then not really, cause she's so boring no one would even wanna fuck her. Grade 0 waifu material.

>>144378568
She is probably the weakest of the main cast.

>>144378568
>people actually like "my character boils down to one unfunny joke" darkness

You could say the same thing about all the girls.

>Muh explosions
>Muh party tricks
>Muh rape fantasies

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>>144378568
I like Darkness because the idea of bullying and abusing the fuck out of her gets my cock harder than a diamond

>>144378913
But she enjoys it.
And she keeps going on about it and never shuts up.

>>144378863
Aqua and Megu have a lot more to their character, and they aren't as grating. Name one genuinely interesting personality trait Darkness has besides the goddamn M jokes.

>>144379079

>But she enjoys it.
Thats the best part

>>144338455
>No booty
Why?!

>>144378913
It's great because she enjoys it but still puts up a fight so you can prolong the bullying until she's wetter than Megumin in a nuclear reactor.

>>144379079
>Name one genuinely interesting personality trait Darkness has besides the goddamn M jokes.
Cow tits.

>>144379164
>loving chest tumors
kek
They're saggy too.

>>144379143

This anon knows whats up

Plus she benefits from the gap moe of secretly being pure and sexually shy

>>144338286
Rikka is shit though. She's autistic and the bad kind.

>>144379487
Just like you.

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>>144377522
>no romance
Riiight.

>>144382213
In the anime there wasn't much besides characters blushing. Didn't stop me from rooting for Megumin.

>>144308861
Where is wiz you little shit

>>144308861
ERIS-SAMA

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>>144384379
Wiz belongs to Vanir. You can't choose what has already been taken.

>>144384553
Vanir is the succubutt queen and can have anyone one she chooses. Wiz and darkness best combo

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>>144350567
pls respond

>>144308861
If it's for sex, I pick Aqua.

If it's for a relationship, I pick Lalatina.

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>>144384641

>>144385044
Jeb got BTFO so hard, I feel kind of sorry for him.

>>144384641
why is her staff crying???

>>144387040
It was raped.

>>144385044
>when /r9k/ ran for president

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>>144379139
loli

>>144346503
ESL turning the fanbase into utter shit as usual.

No one even bother talking about new material, just check last couple weeks threads, the thread is filled with shitty stale meme.

As expected of a general.

>>144388607
Someone WILL fall for this bait

>>144308411
Chuuni culture.

>>144364343
For real. It was definitely up there

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This show had really great female background characters

>>144388679
Proof me wrong. Show me the discussion for chapter one of vol 9 or the last chapter for the Vanir spinoff.

ESL can't read anything more than one paragraph afterall.

>>144308861
I NEED MORE PICS OF AQUA IN THAT OUTFIT

>>144305821
>5 min dialogue worth of pantsu
So this is what my little brother is watching

>>144344973
>ut they wont start fucking until the age of around 17/18

You are delusional.
Maybe you live in Asia, I don't know, but in every Westen country, Latin America or East Europe (maybe in Africa too), girls start to have sex at age of 14/15.

But of course it doesn't mean they will have sex with you.

>>144379164
>body features
>personality trait

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>>144311344
>>144311001


Except the only halal answer is 9, so you're both wrong you fucking infidel scum.

>>144395197
That's the joke

>>144394312
East Europe here, I can't testify about fucking, but I've seen a couple of ~14 year olds sucking dick of guys a couple of years above them (they didn't even try to hide - probably had an exhibition fetish or something).

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>>144338969
Waga is a contraction for "ware no". So it's the difference between royal-we and royal-our.

And Wakamoto is the king of ware/waga characters.

>>144395197
She's a woman, anon.

>>144394312
chink here
one of the 8th graders i knew had threesome and was expelled cause someone caught her giving bjs

Megumin is not for lewd.

>>144397215
She's of marriable age already, Hyoizaburo. Let her and Kazuma do their thing.