Let miss Madoka show you how to have a civilized Madoka thread.
It's simple. Post Madoka.
Kyouko it is.
Whoops. That was more lurid than the thumbnail implied.
Nevermind. I don't want it anymore.
TOO LATE, BRRRROOO
Don't really have one
Homura. You have to be lewd to repeat the same timeline over and over 100 times because you're obsessed with one girl.
>Homura's to awkward to know how to sex.
She was confronting the fact that she's trapped in a Witches labyrinth. There's no way she'd calm down enough for mutual schlicking sessions in that climate.
-teleports behind you-
nothin personnel kid
Nice to meet you, everyone! I'm Waffle-chan and a friend of
Lawnchair-tan! I look forward to having some fun with you guys until he comes back.
Kyoko, who is a juicy
Yeah, Madoka is a goddess!
What is Meguca's favorite breakfast?
Thanks for your reply.
You guys should not eat Waffles!
How much would you pay for an evening alone with her?
I had this fanfic in my head where the quintet is attacked by an ancient male majou after kyubey puts a price on their head to prevent any more time/space tampering.
Homura is literally powerless because Kyubey sees her as a bigger threat and revoked her wish. Her soul gem is gone and her heart condition is back. Her reflection on walls, mirrors, puddles is always her witch self offering the soul gem to her. It's maddening.
It plays out with each character getting a unique action scene.
Mami blows him into pieces with a Tio Finale while he chases her down like Jason hunting some teen bimbo in a suburb.
He comes back and there's a chase scene with Kyoko on a motorcycle that's like a longer scene from Terminator 2 that ends with him on a semi crashing into pillars and dropping an overpass on him.
Sayaka ambushes him on a public train in a series of overly choreographed swordplay moves that he takes because he doesn't move very fast before she cuts off his head.
Homura runs from him and gets caught on video transforming, jumping across building, and shooting magic in broad daylight much to the horror of her mother and teacher.
He finally shoots Homura in the chest. She falls and her hand lands in a puddle. Once the puddle goes still her reflection gives the soul gem back.
Then everyone except him and Homura all die to Walpurgisnaught in the end and he laments over how anticlimactic it is to "see Alice and be powerless against her again".
He prevents the new super homu from going back in time and instead they spend months in preparation for the next attempt to kill it. Documenting terrain, weapons they can find, contacts and resources they can use.
It ends with Homura seeing the quintet's families recovering and life going on and the last thing we see before she disappears is a hint of doubt in her eyes.
And the suffering of Homura continues.
Madoka is pure and by "pure" I mean incredibly sexy and begging for someone to take away her innocence.
reminder that it's her moms fault for her becoming a girl who likes girls and eventually becoming a meguca
It's impossible to not like Madoka.
>Madoka described as plain, dumb, and clumsy with nothing special about her
>Hitomi openly recieves love letters
>Madoka laments the fact she doesnt have a secret admire, let alone an open one
>All the boys like her
Reminder that Madoka wants a lover like her mother and Momdoka said Homura looks like and reminds her of herself at that age in the PSP game. Madoka's degeneracy is all but said aloud.