>constantly cheating on your girlfriend Why? Why would you do this?

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I wonder.

Because his girlfriend is a cuck?

>>144211405
Too many cute lolis around, he can't help it

It's not cheating if the girls are sisters and/or aberrations

Because his girlfriend is shit.

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>>144211510
would you have stayed lost with her forever, anon?

>>144211405
Because he can

>>144211405
he never cheated!

Because she lets him?

Senjougahara is unironically a cuck

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>>144211735
Without a doubt.

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>>144211735
Forever and ever.

>>144211405
First thing the bitch ever did when they first met was staple his mouth when he tried to talk to her so she had it coming.

You are more attractive to women when you are currently in a relationship or dating someone.

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Because his girlfriend doesn't mind so long as he doesn't become emotionally attached or something like that.

The Gahara is basically the reverse-gendered version of pic related

>>144211405
Haven't had followed this for a while but doesn't his gf still have feelings for and shacking up with Kaiki?

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He cheats because she is a total tease.
She tells him to be gentle with her and then after a walk home, she tells him goodnight and he walks back home defeated.

Also, best girl is always in his shadow.

>>144211405
because """"""""""""""alpha"""""""""""""""

>>144211905
Holy shit. How can people be cucked that hard?

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How many girls has this fucker kissed at this point? fucking slut

>>144212009
Bottom one should be sucking his dick.

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>>144212009
>Little girls will never cooperate to kiss you.

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>>144212009
That was the only kiss that mattered 2bh

>>144212009
Does he even have a kiss scene with Senjougahara

>>144211405
>Implying his girlfriend never cheated on him
Remember the "second boyfriend" thing?

>>144212082
yeah it's way more significant and deserved than this one, fucking pedo's inserting their fetish into everything, WHY CAN'T WE HAVE ONE GOOD ROMANCE STORY?

>>144212118
Hi welcome to /a/

>>144212082
think he only kissed doll vamp and snail

>>144211405
Because he doesn't seem to know any values of a relationship. Granted, crab treats him like shit so it doesn't matter.

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>>144212118
>harem
>good romance story

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>>144212118

>>144212308
SENJOUGAHARA IS THE ONLY GIRL FOR ARARAKI, IT'S NOT A HAREM SHOW

>>144212356
Is this autism?

>>144211405
But anon, he explained it perfectly
>I love Senjougahara the most, I respect Hanekawa more than anyone else, I’m the happiest when talking to Hachikuji, but if I were to choose someone to die with, I’d definitely choose you

>>144212445
Don't trust a word he says. It's how he gets into your pants.

>>144212445
Which novel is this from?

>>144212445
So snake/monkey/bee/spookyfags btfo?

>>144212445
There's no justifying cucking your waifu.

>>144212483
Kabuki

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>>144212492
Spooky is just there to molest him and invade his personal space. She wasnt really in the competition.

>>144211634
are there doujins of this? with crab getting turned on by hearing araragi fucking his sister?

>>144211771
>>144211634
Prove it.

What about Ononoki

>>144212697
she has literally said "as long as he comes back to me, im fine with him fooling around"

>>144212697

She cucks him with cat. She doesn't even share her either even though cat would be very grateful for it.

>>144211924

No. They fucked. They also fucked after she made him chocolate.

>>144212796
And also said that the moment it became serious she would kill him and then herself.

I think Nisio believes he made a mistake during Bake in getting him together with Crab so soon, and then started injecting his side fantasies into the story starting with his sisters and that's why there is this weird relationship where Araragi loves Crab and plans on spending the rest of his human life with her but also likes to fool around exactly because he knows there is a line he cannot cross and that makes it more appealing.

>>144212029
Shit anon, what a great position you just invented

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>>144211405
Because basement-dweller otakus don't care about men being unfaithful, they probably think it's "alpha".
Shitstorm happens only when it's the girl that's cheating.

>>144212961
No! He just walked her home gently.

>>144213003
>that's why there is this weird relationship where Araragi loves Crab and plans on spending the rest of his human life with her but also likes to fool around exactly because he knows there is a line he cannot cross and that makes it more appealing.

Why do you think that was a mistake?

>>144213090
epiv

>>144213090
Are you being thick on purpose? It's well known that they fucked after Nise, before she got her haircut and mellowed out a bit.

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>>144213034
remember ERASED? and they weren't even in a relationship, but these pathetic nerds still bitched and moaned about "that cheating bitch"

>>144213145
it's a meme you dip

>>144213145
bro it's an epic /r/4chan meme

>>144211985
i think it might be a joke, buddy

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>>144213147
She literally popped a fucking creature out of her disgusting vagina. Not the same as the flirting (and what, two kisses?) Araragi did.

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Post it just to show you these glorious boobs.

>>144213147
I hate to sound like tumblr, but that's how it works in real life as well unfortunately. The whole women = lock and men = key stuff.

>>144213100
Because Nisio has zero interest in their actual relationship. A bit in Bake, where it wasn't really serious, a bit in Nise, where it became serious and he realized he loved her, but almost nothing after that.

But then it became more of a plot excuse to let Araragi flirt (well, not really flirt, more be flirted with) without creating a bowl, because the reason Araragi likes the attention is (and I think he says this almost verbatim about his sisters) that there is a line he will not cross (Crab being the line with the other girls).

Not only that, at some point he realized he was in love with Vamp too, just so he could have and eat both cakes, live a normal human life with Crab and a supernatural one with Vamp.

Owari second season fucking when

>>144213100
the fact that she's been one of the most irrelevant girls after snake should say something, when she's supposed to be the MCs girlfriend.

hell, her own arc that was supposed to be about their love story, has her spending more time with a middle aged man than him.

btw Chiwa Saito hates Araragi and loves Kaiki.

>>144211405
He had monkey so I'm surprised he hasn't actually cheated on Crab yet.

>>144213566
I think there the Koi part comes from either Nadeko (somehow) or how Senjougahara faced the man the despises the most (and that Araragi would never bargain with, even with his own life on the line) because she loves Araragi.

But yeah, it's a shame that Senjougahara is irrelevant 90% of the time.

Hell, if it wasn't for Hana, I would be 100% convinced they weren't even dating anymore.

>>144213587
Monkey is gay, anon.

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>>144211405
He's just being a good harem leader

>>144213650
She's bi if anything, but mostly straight.

She just likes cute girls and is araragi-sexual >>144213651

>>144213650
She'd fuck araragi in a hearbeat though.

>>144213650
Is she though? She hasn't really demonstrated any interest in Crab after Bake. Or anyone other than Araragi with the excuse it would be to keep him away from Crab,

I would welcome a book where Araragi thinks that Crab is cheating on him with Monkey and/or Cat and freaks out.

>>144213648
that arc was literally advertised to be "araragi and hitagi's love story".

Didn't crab say that she was fine with araragi fucking other girls, but she is not fine with him developing an actual relationships with the girls.

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>>144213651
How can other girls even compete?

>>144213726
Yes but I think she meant hanging around them and shit not fucking.

>>144213726
Irrc, the actual translation was "fooling around". If that extends to fucking, can't really tell.

I'd guess it means the level of flirting we've seen until now.

>>144213726
>>144213775
I like how Crab has become sweeter and more honest as the series progresses but she really lets Araragi walk all over her now. She wouldn't have taken this shit back in Bake.

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>>144213743
they really can't

>>144212216
He kissed senjougahara under the stars after her dad drove them, think it was Bake's OVA
She even teases him about it on the first episode of Nise

>>144212445
Is he talking about vamp there?

>>144213828
She became less agressive, but still has a bit of an edge to tease him with.

Then again in Hana he is away from them, living a normal life with her.

>>144213884
Yes

>>144211405
Because it's a shitty pretentious harem anime.

>>144213884
He's talking about you anon.

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>>144213993

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>>144213145

I knew they sexed, but when you put it that way, it's pretty amazing how all women just need a good dicking to change their mentality and perception. All that character development happened just from Senjougahara feeling the D. Either she was really pent up or Araragi is that good.

That's why women are so easy to manipulate. A lot of anons keep dreaming about finding their perfect waifu, but the real alpha males know the secret. You pick a cute grill you can be happy with and mold her with the power of the D into a perfect waifu.

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Best imoutos also


I really like all the girls, so it's good he treats them great

>>144213884
Take a guess retard

>>144212216
He also kissed his imoutos

>>144213884
Most likely.

>Crab is the person he plans on spending his normal human life, which is why he loves her the most
>Snail is his best bro, which is why he's happy when with her
>Cat is the person whose intellect and calm he respects the most
>Shinobu is the person he decided to spend his supernatural life span with, which is why he would die with her. He also believes he owes her his life and she doesn't want to live separate from his shadow, so they would both die at the same time.

>>144213859
>He kissed senjougahara under the stars after her dad drove them, think it was Bake's OVA
I'm pretty sure they only held hands, anon

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>>144214078
> o it's good he treats them great
Sure he does

But the real question is, does having anal sex with araragi Still count as bisexual sex, since shinobu can feel it too?

>>144211405

It's not his fault he's surrounded by best girls.

>>144214249
But you can't feel Shinobu.

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>mfw i get to see hachikuji again

Cannot blame him. Everyone is better than shitjougahara.

>>144214116
I'm pretty sure he only kissed bird

>>144214187
to be fair, math moved before he could treat her well.

>>144214249
That raises so many question! What does shinobu feel/do while araragi is pouning crabs pussy? Does crab know about it during sex? Do araragi and shinobu ever talk about it, or do they just act like nothing has happened? What would araragi feel if shinobu got vaginaly penetrated? What would the sex between the two of them feel like?

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>>144214336
And now she is fucking insane and totally broken.

>>144214317

Not even a Gaharafag, but I know you're talking out of your ass you fucking retard. All girls are best, some are bester than others. And Shinobu is the bestest

>>144214327
he kissed bee when they thought she was afflicted with an apparition.

>>144214370
> What would the sex between the two of them feel like?
Double pleasure

>>144214306
It's like triple Anal penetration, you might the guy who is in the middle and only feels the two other dicks that his dick is sandwiched between, but it's not gay since they are all doing it for the girl.

>>144212588
Isn't Spooky just technically masturbation with your pent up angst?

>>144214401
But if they both feel double pleasure, then shouldn't they also feel that the other one is feeling double the amount of pleasure, this doubling his/her already doubled amount of pleasure?

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>>144214124

I believe, when this series is put to rest, Araragi will have cat as his second girlfriend with Bat implied later on with old age. Cat's story was supposedly done, but Nisio keeps pulling her back into the lime light.

>Hanekawa confesses her feelings and becomes one with the cats inside her
>She then travels the world searching for what makes her happy
>The End.

There didn't need to be more tacked on or expanded upon yet we know different. Maybe it's just me, but Cat has suffered a lot and had the most story arcs devoted to her. There HAS to be a better conclusion to her character than just leaving her around pinning for Araragi. Why keep her around at all if nothing will come of it?

Another aspect that supports my delusion, is that Crab keeps redefining her relationship's limits with Araragi; not to mention all the scenes where Crab proclaims she would like to take Cat's body for herself.

Implied open relationship + Crab wants to be with Cat + Araragi wanting to be with Cat + Cat keeps coming back = 2nd wife. I realize it would also be a cruel joke and ironic if Cat just became a mistress to their official relationship.

>>144214373
she's doing fine now

>>144214249
>>144214306
>>144214434
I swear /a/ had this discussion already

>>144214489
Or sucking your own dick/inserting your dick into your own anus with Your pent up angst.

>>144211905
maximum cuck.jpg

>>144214502
Infinite pleasure

>>144211735
The courage to cheat your gf

Because Nisio is a faggot. Also, Crab has become a garbage tier character.

>>144214536
Do you read Sodachi Fiasco?

>>144214434
>only feels the two other dicks that his dick is sandwiched between
No, you only feel Araragi's boi pussy, so it's super gay.

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>>144211405
Because Hanekawa is superior.

>>144214569
>shows loli panties.

>>144214581
how has crab become garbage tier,
are you letting anons opinions affect yours?

that's shitty

>>144212639
There's one where Araragi is fucking Kanbaru while Gahara is masturbating. It's not yet scanned though and the art is good.

>>144214187
he tried to be friendly to her but she has autism, why go out of your way for a special needs girl when you have 10 other girls who will rip off your clothes and feel your abs and make out with you

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Get out of my way, faggots. I'll show you what taste is.

Monkey > Spooky > Bee > Snail > Snake > Phoenix > Doll >> Crab >>> Cat >>>>>>>>> Shitnobu

>>144214566
>araragi inserts his dick into shinobu for the first time.
>both instantly die from pleasure overload.

>>144213583
More like she's probably butthurt that her character is no longer relevant.

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>>144214657
>shinobu
>last
Your terrible opinion is discarded

>>144214657
>bee above bird
into the trash it goes

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>>144214683
Not Saito but Hitagi herself.

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>>144214657
>shinobu last

Opinion Descartes.

>>144214566
>ejaculates inside her
>her orgasm makes him ejaculate again which makes her orgasm again which makes him ejaculate again in an endless loop

>>144214657
>Shinobu last
>Snake that high
Shittest taste

>>144214657
shinobu>snail=doll=monkey=bee>phoenix=spooky=crab=cat>snake

>>144214657
>shinobu last

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>>144214733
>>144214815
Shinobu is a shit character. Batfags are the worst.

>>144214733
amazing quality webms did you make some of her leggings scenes

>>144214529
Catfags are always nice for a kek or two.

>>144214581
>Crab has become a garbage tier character

It's more like, Crab has become invisible character tier.
Nisio is more interested in making Araragi flirt with other girls and already has them locked in in Hana, so he really doens't have to work on them any more. The character herself is decent, just underused.

>>144214892
shes the most powerful being on the planet that falls in love with a guy and becomes a cute girl and has fun doing cute things around him while keeping him alive from various things trying to kill him
you are a shit character fuck you

>>144214178
>"By the way, that chauvinist pig was only interested in my body, so he took nothing from my lips."
>"So Araragi-kun, kiss me. No, that's wrong, that's not how it goes. Shall... Shall we kiss? How about we kiss? Let's kiss, Araragi-kun."
>"So in the end, you're that calm."
>That's how this became a day to remember, for both of us.
They kissed, bro

>>144214892
Your taste is shit.

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>>144214892
not a batfag, and hachikuji is my favorite loli; but how can someone dislike Shinobu?

>>144214900
yes

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>>144214938
>unironically liking the 500 year old vampire loli schtick
>annoying on top of that
>she is literally nothing but cute
>she is Snake v2
>batfags

>>144214892
I have literally never seen someone with taste this shit, and I've been on /a/ for at least 6 years
I'm being completely serious

>>144214947
>chauvinist pig
Is that a shit translation?

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>>144214938
> becomes a cute girl
> implying

>>144214986
There are very few webms I will open and re watch on /a/, that is one of them.

But I prefer the blue dress with pink leggings.

>>144215060
she looks like a psychopath there

>>144214892
Shinobu is a funny character and she has a good dynamic with arrrrgo.

>>144214994
This story wouldn't even be possible without Shinobu

>>144214774
The problem with Crab is that she represents more or less Araragi's human side and the normal life he wants to live, but since the books are 99.9% flirting fanservice and supernatural stories, she just has no reason to show up.

>>144215046
It's ANE's translation
She calls him something like "ano gesu" from what I can hear

>>144214986
thanks for that

>>144214984
>>144215021

kill yourselves disgusting batfags. get fucked by ahmed

>>144214994
>Thinks Shinobu is annoying
>But is a Monkey and spookyfag.

>>144214657
>>144214871
And here come the autists with their power rankings.

>>144214986
Not him, and Shinobu isn't my least favorite, but chronologically past Bake she lost a lot of what made her interesting. Now she's just a donut loli, but she might pick back up in the next Owari.

>>144214994
just because she's a vampire you automatically hate her?
how is that even a point
stop posting ougi you shit taste bastard

>>144215079
Yeah. She lost her love, destroyed world and tried to commit suicide but failed due to immortality

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oops that was the bad one

>>144214994
Beinga loli vampire makes she a bad character.
Also
>Shinobu
>Snake v2

>>144215151
power? theres no power involved its just a best girl list what are you saying

>>144215205
Best sister

I've kind of really warmed up to the idea of someone always in my shadow like Shinobu, like just someone keeping you company.

Sadly I'm depressed but not mentally disturbed enough to hallucinate a shadow buddy.

>>144215254
wew lad

>>144214986
Bat is the reason this series is trash.

>>144215290
Can you actually leave, please

>>144215290
maybe you shouldn't watch this series I said with a posed look yay piss piss

>>144214986
>>144215169
>>144215205
I keep postponing watching koyomi but man seems like it really is worth it

>>144215079
My dick

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>>144215391
it is really worth it, the episodes are pretty short as well

When is the first movie releasing? Everywhere I look online says it came out a while ago but I can't find it anywhere.

>>144211405

Because crab is abusive, possessive and utter shit. Literally every other girl in the franchise is a better choice.

>>144215489
two weeks

>>144215496
Crab is one of the hottest though and araragi doesn't seem to mind the abuse.

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>>144215496
>not liking crab
she's not favorite, but she's definitely not a bad character

>>144215836
when crab knocked math the fuck out she went up a few ranks in my list

>>144215836
This is one of the few scenes of crab I like, and she's acting extremely out of character during this entire scene.
In general, I just find her to be way too edgy and unrealistic to like.

>>144211405
It's the women that constantly throws themselves at him. and it's not like Gahara hasn't walked home gently with someone else either.

>>144211405
Crab probably fucks her dad all the time on the side anyway so it's fine. Furthermore Araragi only tries to dick the supernatural and despairs about not legally being able to dick his sisters too.

>>144213566
She's irrelevant because Araragi is sort of irrelevant himself. Outside of a couple specific girls (Snail, Ougi) he's more there as a narrator to their stories.

>>144215836
>she's not good but she's not bad
The only argument that crabfags can make

>>144216311
I never said she wasn't good, I said she wasn't my favorite.

>>144216273
>Araragi is sort of irrelevant himself
Shut the fuck up faggot. Everything in this series happened because of him.

>>144211405
Probably because Nisio is a hack who destroyed his characters when he wrote Nisecancer.

>>144216553
Nise didn't destroy any characters. It was sloppily written though, yeah.

>>144213145
Anyone got the walk her home gently post?

>>144215169
>>144215205

You will never be mickey moused by your cute, busty sister.

>>144212588
So I've never seen this show, but spooky ghost girl looks really appealing to me.
Is it worth just watching the season with her in it if I know pretty much nothing else about this anime?

>>144218959
She's one of the most plot-related characters in the entire series so nah, I'm afraid that won't work.

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>not having snail as best girl
>bee above bird

How to detect the plebeian

>>144219400
>having one imouto over the other
fuck off

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ski

>>144219400
Bee & Bird are literally built for simultaneous use. Bee needs to be there to stop Bird from stabbing you to death and Bird needs to be there to tell Bee what goes where.

>>144211510
What would sex with this snail be like?

>>144213834
I really hate this character. She's so unattractive.

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>>144219641
kirai

>>144219706
Disgusting batfag spotted. Fuck off.

>>144219766
You like a manly smelly dyke. I'll take Bat over her and I don't even like loli vampires.

>>144219569
Not when one is clearly superior physically and mentally

>>144219646
She won't be stabbing anyone to death

>>144213884
yes

>>144214187
imouto Sodachi in Zokuowari sounds adorable

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>>144220394
Sodachi is always adorable.

>>144215060
That's after she attempted suicide you faggot.

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Why do they never interact? What would they talk about if they had to interact with each other without Araragi-kun?

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>>144212029
If I had a medal to give it'd be yours right now.

>>144221146
She is irrelevant to Shinobu

>>144221387
Then who is relevant?

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>>144221146
This is the closest attempt

>>144221146
>araragi fucks senjou in missionary
>shinobu pops out from the shadow and sticks her fist in his ass

Wait, there are people who unironically think shinobu isn't the best girl?

>>144212445
Bat is his partner in crime, Crab is the love of his life.
It's like a soldier that wants to die with his comrades (bat), respects his superiors (cat) and love his wife (crab).

>>144211788
he could have stayed at that safe spot pounding that pussy into the ground for months

>>144211405
He isn't cheating. That's just plot driving device. Araragi needs to mess with other girls and solve their and his own problems apart from Gahara. Without that there wouldn't be Monogatari series. Ideas and themes of stories have more value than fanservice. Or Isin intended to do so. It's not bad but not good or genius at the same time. Deal with it.

>>144216429
Fun fact that Araragi's shitty memory makes him unaware or irrelevant specially to tell another story.

>>144221890
she is so cute how can you hate her

>>144213566
But isn't he the protagonist of Koi?
I thought the point was that he was the one telling the story and as he is a lying con man he would lie and manipulate the story so we think Senjou still has feelings for him.

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>>144222480
seriously

>>144219706
She's hot but then I think to myself she has a gross ass hidden mummified moneky arm.

after ononoki saved araragi a bunch of times she really grew on me
I am so envious why cant I have a bunch of insanely powerful immortal cute little girls that protect me
he is living the dream

>>144222655
her arm is no longer like that since hana

>>144222803
Oh, I just started watching nise after finishing bake.

>>144214774
Why does this just makes me like her more?
Crab a best.

>>144216084
She is not as cold as in Bake anymore, why can't people accept that?

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Reminder that cat's mother hung herself over cat's bed when she was three.

>>144223246
i would kill myself too if my daughter was as shitty a girl as cat

>>144223704
Kek

I want to rape hachikuji

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>>144222783
>tfw no insanely powerful immortal cute little girl that protects me and steps on my face

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Mature lolis are the best

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>want to post owari's Math and Crab banter
>no sound webms on /a/

>>144224245
she did that to mark him so she can save him if anyone is after him
that and to tease him with the upskirt
those legs

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>>144224437
There are other ways to post them.
https://a.pomf.cat/icdnev.webm

>>144224245
>you will never feel Ononoki's clammy foot on your cheek

>>144224437
>>144224554
Math a shit.

>>144224554
was hoping it was the clip of her talking shit about araragi then crab beating the shit out of her for it

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>>144224554
Oh yeah right

https://u.pomf.is/fgpqdj.webm

>>144224245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMrFfSKqnHU

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>>144224600

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>>144224607
I don't have one with sound.

>>144224554

Who's idea were these commentaries, man? I mean goddamn it, Shaft stop layering on the frosting already.

>>144224677
I like math, but I hate Math.

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>>144225578
Math herself is a puzzle

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>>144225288
I assume it was Nisio, since he is the one who writes them.
http://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/wsg/image/1459/48/1459485762094.webm
http://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/wsg/image/1459/48/1459489891344.webm
http://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/wsg/image/1459/49/1459490313793.webm
>>144225578
Probably because there was not enough of math teaching math. We need a full season with her summer lessons for everyone to love math.

>>144225810
Post more of these please

>>144211405
I bet redditgahara enjoys it.

>>144211405
that's only natural
the girlfriend is the worst girl, who wouldn't cheat on her?

>>144225810
Are all of the owari episodes commentaries translated? If yeah, which subgroup?

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>>144226241
You can watch the full first episode for coalgirls BD rip with these subs.
http://pastebin.com/v37SD1at
>>144226267
No, only Sodachi Lost part 1 from owari.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/11LCCapL3dOrS6OXxJKh-6fULWVMii1XsLX3UDsRi1mQ/edit#gid=0

>>144226174
Meant the first for
>>144226174

>>144226487
>that google doc
>all of those not translated ones
It hurts, but this doesnt explain or has >>144224554 this one, also, are you from a group translating them? Why would you have that googledoc?

>>144226691
No, I just had them in my browser history since it was posted here And the part 3 one is probably standalone, the part 1 webms also came before any subs when someone spontaneously translated a couple parts in another thread.

>>144226870
Damn it! One last question, i just noticed that it says nise ep3 and 4 are translated but i just can't find them on nyaa, where are them?

>>144215836
That was cute moment

>>144214187
Where's my Sodachi hate sex doujins?

>>144227083
The same place as the Gaen doujins

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>>144226969
Maybe it's not actually out yet.
http://desuarchive.org/a/thread/143475223/#143488375
>>144227083
When Orokamonogatari is adapted, Kizu stole all of Owari attention.

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>>144227193
Hey fuck you, the Gaen doujin will happen one day and it will be Izuko/Tooe and it will be fucking amazing.

>>144219677
slimy

>>144227227
Thanks for the answers, god i love that there is someone translating it but fucking damn, dont be so slow, i want to watch this before i die, stop delaying my trip to gensokyo.

Subs for Koyomi out yet?

>Bee becomes best girl in one episode.
>Ruins it all with pig disgusting short hair the next episode.
There's a special place in Hell for the creators of this show.

>>144227888
Its called character development

>>144212438
Yes

>>144228304
Development into shit.

>>144227888
her short hair is cute

Is koyomimonogatari worth watching? I watched the first episode and it was shit, so I skipped to the shinobu episode and didn't watch anything else.

>>144231452
Just the last two matter for the overall story.

Why are there so many different seasons and or variations of this show? When will they make something new?

or is it all really that good and successful that sticking with it is guaranteed success?

>>144231673
It's normal for light novels to span over many volumes, it's just rare all of them being adapted instead of just interrupted in the middle with no conclusion.

>>144231673
because monogatari is popular as fuck, you could call it an established franchise if you will

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>>144222333
check'd

>>144231673
>what are naruto, one piece, bleach, etc.

>>144211735
She's comes back, so they will be together again

>>144214529
Never going to happen. Nisio is married to the idea that Araragi and Hanekawa would never work out in a romantic relationship and would break up immediately.

I'm not sure I really agree with that, but it means it has literally zero chance of ever becoming canon.

>>144227690
there are subs from something called blaze077, you can just sync them to bd

>>144232426
im pretty sure that was only due to how immature both of them were at the start of bake. after that though, both have undergone character development making them not quite as "broken" as before.

>>144232805
He's had characters say in commentary tracks multiple times that RRG/Cat would never work out.

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>>144225810
>zennnnbu!

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>>144211405
Because Monkey is a demon that corrupts my will

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>>144233894
https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_o35pw7qTeG1u4xyjko1.mp3

>>144234162
I want that ass on my face

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>>144234439
Get in line.

Because Crab is objectively the worst girl.

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>>144234969
I want to cut in line

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>>144213993

>>144224022
She can only pretend to be raped.

>>144211405
To please virgin faggots who will never find an actual woman to fuck. Yes, I know I just nailed every one of your thougths in a single sentence, senpaitachi. No need to stare at me like I'm your superior, faggots. Ah, well, honestly I don't mind. Since I already know I am.


HAHAHA, you fucking homos.

>>144236720
>virgin faggots
>will never find an actual woman to fuck
Well a faggot is someone who likes men, so it makes sense

>>144231673
>setting up a Plex server with an add on that gets all the metadata if you name the season/episode correctly
>have no fucking clue how what to do for monogatari
It managed to get most of it but once it got to the second season, which is actually considered the 4th season I think, it just gave up.

>>144214657
>phoenix and bee that low

>>144219677
read:
>>144231903

>>144234969
...

an ass?

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>>144219641
>wake up every morning and see this

uh... no thanks...

>>144234162

She exorcised the demon. Creepy music said so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W-1tua0WsM

>>144234238

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkO8AKzsxcY

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>>144237685

>>144211405
I swear this series has to be the best example of the "Every girl is better than the main girl" trope or whatever it's called

>>144213355
How did you get one of these? I want one but its japan only

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http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=830643
Koyomim subbed.

>>144239114
How do fix the subtitle delay time so others can use them as well without having to manually do it?

>>144239173
I retimed the subs already, play the file as you would any other.

>>144239340
I'm asking how to time the subs for future reference so I can upload for others as well

>>144239459
>Obtain subtitles
>Remux with RAW to find the time difference
>Set them backwards / forward with aegisub
>Remux with new subs

>>144214657
>I'll show you what taste is.
>Monkey...
Dropped.

>>144239651
Appreciate it

>>144239114
Those files look big for being half episodes.

>>144240196
Its how ReinForce encoded them.

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>>144235754
wow my meme posted on 4chan

You all know black cat is the winner right?

>>144211735
no, she's one of the worst loli characters. too smart without being a thousand year old loli or vampire loli etc

>>144243499
She just gives advice, the ones who know how to do things are the 2 other lolis and Hanekawa who is just too smart in general.

I molested a young Elian Gonzalez.

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I NEED MORE PHOENIX OR BEE WEBMS

HELP ME

>>144243499
Is that really an issue though?
And I don't know it is more wisdom than anything, I think her whole life has been 20+ years but i guess when you die you get a lot of different perspectives on things in life.

>>144243499
She's 21. The advice she gives is perfectly reasonable for her age.

>>144243996
7 times 300 is quite a long time when you factor in inflation and the general advancement of humanesque races at the time. I am pretty sure if there was a complete lack of blood they would have adapted to make do with tomato juice like pachira. Then I believe we would all see that perhaps we are not a single being that lesser aberrations evolved from us but maybe we are ourselves a unique aberration that stemmed off another and the other ones that came from let's say "the Netherworld" were once aberration very biologically diverse race and one day we may have to look at creatures like Horo and Liru and give them if at least a ounce of attention that they deserve if we ever wish to unravel the puzzle which is our own being and consciousness.

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>>144244323
Do you have the right thread bud?

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>>144244323
You said it man. I guess that clears up the debate. Black Hanekawa wins the affection of God.

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The best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be. Ooooh yeeeah!

>>144215079
That's how is she is normally.

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Mmm. Love sexualizing aberration children.

>>144245146
I knew a elementary school girl who had tits like that. Shit you knot. Thank Bob Ross for artificial growth hormones in the milk we buy.

Maybe this is why we won the war with Japan, Superior nutrition.

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Araragi sure kept his momentum from the moment he got his social life together, but how I'm supposed to not believe that most of its female friends are around him due to his 'vampire charm'? Sure I remember at least one character pointing it wasn't because of that, but what about the rest?

There a release date for the next Kizu yet?

>>144245223
It wasn't his vampire charm because they would act like puppets.

>>144245223
If you start dating a girl, suddenly you become a commodity and other girls start wanting you as well. It also helps that he stopped being an antisocial fuck and has vampire magic giving him muscles and keeping him thin.

>so many years, still no Stereogatari.


I am beginning to lose hope guys.

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>>144215254
I'm not sure how anyone needs to warm up to the idea of their own Shinobu.

>>144245658
Because it's a cold rotten piece of animated corpse with illusionary powers.

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>>144245827
Stop making up reasons to hate her and give in. She's warm and soft.

>>144245935
I don't want to because she is ok in her own right. You guys just draw it out of me. As a character she is alright ok? I just would rather have sex with a 9 year old girl that raided claires and needs some real attention and contact.

I kinda like nekomonogatari arc because it was the most vaguely child pornographic of the bunch.

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>>144214871
this anon gets it

He is alpha. He can do whatever he wants.
Besides crab seems to get turned on being cucked.

It's good to be curious about many things, you can think about things and make believe, all you have to think.. and they will grow.

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Have you ever grown anything in the garden of your mind?

It's good to be curious about many things think about things and make believe all you have to do is think and they'll grow...

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Thank Bob Ross

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My BROMO DOESN'T SPEAK for Siemens Westinghouse employees!

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>>144211405
What bothered me is that she was supposed to be yandere jealous but later on was lowkey okay with it.

>>144247725
Crab was never a yandere. She's an insecure high school girl spilling spaghetti all over the place because she doesn't have the guts to speak frankly. It only ever sounded convincing because Araragi is narrating most of the time and he's a dense fuck.

>>144247725
did you even watch this series

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A math is for ______