>constantly cheating on your girlfriend
Why? Why would you do this?
would you have stayed lost with her forever, anon?
Because his girlfriend doesn't mind so long as he doesn't become emotionally attached or something like that.
The Gahara is basically the reverse-gendered version of pic related
He cheats because she is a total tease.
She tells him to be gentle with her and then after a walk home, she tells him goodnight and he walks back home defeated.
Also, best girl is always in his shadow.
How many girls has this fucker kissed at this point? fucking slut
>Little girls will never cooperate to kiss you.
That was the only kiss that mattered 2bh
But anon, he explained it perfectly
>I love Senjougahara the most, I respect Hanekawa more than anyone else, I’m the happiest when talking to Hachikuji, but if I were to choose someone to die with, I’d definitely choose you
Spooky is just there to molest him and invade his personal space. She wasnt really in the competition.
And also said that the moment it became serious she would kill him and then herself.
I think Nisio believes he made a mistake during Bake in getting him together with Crab so soon, and then started injecting his side fantasies into the story starting with his sisters and that's why there is this weird relationship where Araragi loves Crab and plans on spending the rest of his human life with her but also likes to fool around exactly because he knows there is a line he cannot cross and that makes it more appealing.
Because basement-dweller otakus don't care about men being unfaithful, they probably think it's "alpha".
Shitstorm happens only when it's the girl that's cheating.
>that's why there is this weird relationship where Araragi loves Crab and plans on spending the rest of his human life with her but also likes to fool around exactly because he knows there is a line he cannot cross and that makes it more appealing.
Why do you think that was a mistake?
remember ERASED? and they weren't even in a relationship, but these pathetic nerds still bitched and moaned about "that cheating bitch"
She literally popped a fucking creature out of her disgusting vagina. Not the same as the flirting (and what, two kisses?) Araragi did.
Post it just to show you these glorious boobs.
Because Nisio has zero interest in their actual relationship. A bit in Bake, where it wasn't really serious, a bit in Nise, where it became serious and he realized he loved her, but almost nothing after that.
But then it became more of a plot excuse to let Araragi flirt (well, not really flirt, more be flirted with) without creating a bowl, because the reason Araragi likes the attention is (and I think he says this almost verbatim about his sisters) that there is a line he will not cross (Crab being the line with the other girls).
Not only that, at some point he realized he was in love with Vamp too, just so he could have and eat both cakes, live a normal human life with Crab and a supernatural one with Vamp.
the fact that she's been one of the most irrelevant girls after snake should say something, when she's supposed to be the MCs girlfriend.
hell, her own arc that was supposed to be about their love story, has her spending more time with a middle aged man than him.
I think there the Koi part comes from either Nadeko (somehow) or how Senjougahara faced the man the despises the most (and that Araragi would never bargain with, even with his own life on the line) because she loves Araragi.
But yeah, it's a shame that Senjougahara is irrelevant 90% of the time.
Hell, if it wasn't for Hana, I would be 100% convinced they weren't even dating anymore.
He's just being a good harem leader
Is she though? She hasn't really demonstrated any interest in Crab after Bake. Or anyone other than Araragi with the excuse it would be to keep him away from Crab,
I would welcome a book where Araragi thinks that Crab is cheating on him with Monkey and/or Cat and freaks out.
I like how Crab has become sweeter and more honest as the series progresses but she really lets Araragi walk all over her now. She wouldn't have taken this shit back in Bake.
I knew they sexed, but when you put it that way, it's pretty amazing how all women just need a good dicking to change their mentality and perception. All that character development happened just from Senjougahara feeling the D. Either she was really pent up or Araragi is that good.
That's why women are so easy to manipulate. A lot of anons keep dreaming about finding their perfect waifu, but the real alpha males know the secret. You pick a cute grill you can be happy with and mold her with the power of the D into a perfect waifu.
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I really like all the girls, so it's good he treats them great
>Crab is the person he plans on spending his normal human life, which is why he loves her the most
>Snail is his best bro, which is why he's happy when with her
>Cat is the person whose intellect and calm he respects the most
>Shinobu is the person he decided to spend his supernatural life span with, which is why he would die with her. He also believes he owes her his life and she doesn't want to live separate from his shadow, so they would both die at the same time.
> o it's good he treats them great
Sure he does
>mfw i get to see hachikuji again
That raises so many question! What does shinobu feel/do while araragi is pouning crabs pussy? Does crab know about it during sex? Do araragi and shinobu ever talk about it, or do they just act like nothing has happened? What would araragi feel if shinobu got vaginaly penetrated? What would the sex between the two of them feel like?
And now she is fucking insane and totally broken.
It's like triple Anal penetration, you might the guy who is in the middle and only feels the two other dicks that his dick is sandwiched between, but it's not gay since they are all doing it for the girl.
But if they both feel double pleasure, then shouldn't they also feel that the other one is feeling double the amount of pleasure, this doubling his/her already doubled amount of pleasure?
I believe, when this series is put to rest, Araragi will have cat as his second girlfriend with Bat implied later on with old age. Cat's story was supposedly done, but Nisio keeps pulling her back into the lime light.
>Hanekawa confesses her feelings and becomes one with the cats inside her
>She then travels the world searching for what makes her happy
There didn't need to be more tacked on or expanded upon yet we know different. Maybe it's just me, but Cat has suffered a lot and had the most story arcs devoted to her. There HAS to be a better conclusion to her character than just leaving her around pinning for Araragi. Why keep her around at all if nothing will come of it?
Another aspect that supports my delusion, is that Crab keeps redefining her relationship's limits with Araragi; not to mention all the scenes where Crab proclaims she would like to take Cat's body for herself.
Implied open relationship + Crab wants to be with Cat + Araragi wanting to be with Cat + Cat keeps coming back = 2nd wife. I realize it would also be a cruel joke and ironic if Cat just became a mistress to their official relationship.
Because Hanekawa is superior.
he tried to be friendly to her but she has autism, why go out of your way for a special needs girl when you have 10 other girls who will rip off your clothes and feel your abs and make out with you
Get out of my way, faggots. I'll show you what taste is.
Monkey > Spooky > Bee > Snail > Snake > Phoenix > Doll >> Crab >>> Cat >>>>>>>>> Shitnobu
Your terrible opinion is discarded
Shinobu is a shit character. Batfags are the worst.
Catfags are always nice for a kek or two.
>Crab has become a garbage tier character
It's more like, Crab has become invisible character tier.
Nisio is more interested in making Araragi flirt with other girls and already has them locked in in Hana, so he really doens't have to work on them any more. The character herself is decent, just underused.
shes the most powerful being on the planet that falls in love with a guy and becomes a cute girl and has fun doing cute things around him while keeping him alive from various things trying to kill him
you are a shit character fuck you
>"By the way, that chauvinist pig was only interested in my body, so he took nothing from my lips."
>"So Araragi-kun, kiss me. No, that's wrong, that's not how it goes. Shall... Shall we kiss? How about we kiss? Let's kiss, Araragi-kun."
>"So in the end, you're that calm."
>That's how this became a day to remember, for both of us.
They kissed, bro
not a batfag, and hachikuji is my favorite loli; but how can someone dislike Shinobu?
>unironically liking the 500 year old vampire loli schtick
>annoying on top of that
>she is literally nothing but cute
>she is Snake v2
The problem with Crab is that she represents more or less Araragi's human side and the normal life he wants to live, but since the books are 99.9% flirting fanservice and supernatural stories, she just has no reason to show up.
Not him, and Shinobu isn't my least favorite, but chronologically past Bake she lost a lot of what made her interesting. Now she's just a donut loli, but she might pick back up in the next Owari.
oops that was the bad one
I've kind of really warmed up to the idea of someone always in my shadow like Shinobu, like just someone keeping you company.
Sadly I'm depressed but not mentally disturbed enough to hallucinate a shadow buddy.
it is really worth it, the episodes are pretty short as well
>not liking crab
she's not favorite, but she's definitely not a bad character
This is one of the few scenes of crab I like, and she's acting extremely out of character during this entire scene.
In general, I just find her to be way too edgy and unrealistic to like.
Crab probably fucks her dad all the time on the side anyway so it's fine. Furthermore Araragi only tries to dick the supernatural and despairs about not legally being able to dick his sisters too.
She's irrelevant because Araragi is sort of irrelevant himself. Outside of a couple specific girls (Snail, Ougi) he's more there as a narrator to their stories.
So I've never seen this show, but spooky ghost girl looks really appealing to me.
Is it worth just watching the season with her in it if I know pretty much nothing else about this anime?
>not having snail as best girl
>bee above bird
How to detect the plebeian
Why do they never interact? What would they talk about if they had to interact with each other without Araragi-kun?
If I had a medal to give it'd be yours right now.
This is the closest attempt
Bat is his partner in crime, Crab is the love of his life.
It's like a soldier that wants to die with his comrades (bat), respects his superiors (cat) and love his wife (crab).
He isn't cheating. That's just plot driving device. Araragi needs to mess with other girls and solve their and his own problems apart from Gahara. Without that there wouldn't be Monogatari series. Ideas and themes of stories have more value than fanservice.
Or Isin intended to do so.It's not bad but not good or genius at the same time. Deal with it.
Fun fact that Araragi's shitty memory makes him unaware or irrelevant specially to tell another story.
But isn't he the protagonist of Koi?
I thought the point was that he was the one telling the story and as he is a lying con man he would lie and manipulate the story so we think Senjou still has feelings for him.
after ononoki saved araragi a bunch of times she really grew on me
I am so envious why cant I have a bunch of insanely powerful immortal cute little girls that protect me
he is living the dream
Reminder that cat's mother hung herself over cat's bed when she was three.
>tfw no insanely powerful immortal cute little girl that protects me and steps on my face
>want to post owari's Math and Crab banter
>no sound webms on /a/
There are other ways to post them.
Oh yeah right
I assume it was Nisio, since he is the one who writes them.
Probably because there was not enough of math teaching math. We need a full season with her summer lessons for everyone to love math.
You can watch the full first episode for coalgirls BD rip with these subs.
No, only Sodachi Lost part 1 from owari.
>that google doc
>all of those not translated ones
It hurts, but this doesnt explain or has >>144224554 this one, also, are you from a group translating them? Why would you have that googledoc?
No, I just had them in my browser history since it was posted here And the part 3 one is probably standalone, the part 1 webms also came before any subs when someone spontaneously translated a couple parts in another thread.
Maybe it's not actually out yet.
When Orokamonogatari is adapted, Kizu stole all of Owari attention.
Hey fuck you, the Gaen doujin will happen one day and it will be Izuko/Tooe and it will be fucking amazing.
Thanks for the answers, god i love that there is someone translating it but fucking damn, dont be so slow, i want to watch this before i die, stop delaying my trip to gensokyo.
Why are there so many different seasons and or variations of this show? When will they make something new?
or is it all really that good and successful that sticking with it is guaranteed success?
Never going to happen. Nisio is married to the idea that Araragi and Hanekawa would never work out in a romantic relationship and would break up immediately.
I'm not sure I really agree with that, but it means it has literally zero chance of ever becoming canon.
im pretty sure that was only due to how immature both of them were at the start of bake. after that though, both have undergone character development making them not quite as "broken" as before.
Because Monkey is a demon that corrupts my will
To please virgin faggots who will never find an actual woman to fuck. Yes, I know I just nailed every one of your thougths in a single sentence, senpaitachi. No need to stare at me like I'm your superior, faggots. Ah, well, honestly I don't mind. Since I already know I am.
HAHAHA, you fucking homos.
>setting up a Plex server with an add on that gets all the metadata if you name the season/episode correctly
>have no fucking clue how what to do for monogatari
It managed to get most of it but once it got to the second season, which is actually considered the 4th season I think, it just gave up.
>wake up every morning and see this
uh... no thanks...
wow my meme posted on 4chan
Is that really an issue though?
And I don't know it is more wisdom than anything, I think her whole life has been 20+ years but i guess when you die you get a lot of different perspectives on things in life.
7 times 300 is quite a long time when you factor in inflation and the general advancement of humanesque races at the time. I am pretty sure if there was a complete lack of blood they would have adapted to make do with tomato juice like pachira. Then I believe we would all see that perhaps we are not a single being that lesser aberrations evolved from us but maybe we are ourselves a unique aberration that stemmed off another and the other ones that came from let's say "the Netherworld" were once aberration very biologically diverse race and one day we may have to look at creatures like Horo and Liru and give them if at least a ounce of attention that they deserve if we ever wish to unravel the puzzle which is our own being and consciousness.
Do you have the right thread bud?
You said it man. I guess that clears up the debate. Black Hanekawa wins the affection of God.
The best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be. Ooooh yeeeah!
I knew a elementary school girl who had tits like that. Shit you knot. Thank Bob Ross for artificial growth hormones in the milk we buy.
Maybe this is why we won the war with Japan, Superior nutrition.
Araragi sure kept his momentum from the moment he got his social life together, but how I'm supposed to not believe that most of its female friends are around him due to his 'vampire charm'? Sure I remember at least one character pointing it wasn't because of that, but what about the rest?
If you start dating a girl, suddenly you become a commodity and other girls start wanting you as well. It also helps that he stopped being an antisocial fuck and has vampire magic giving him muscles and keeping him thin.
I'm not sure how anyone needs to warm up to the idea of their own Shinobu.
Stop making up reasons to hate her and give in. She's warm and soft.
I don't want to because she is ok in her own right. You guys just draw it out of me. As a character she is alright ok? I just would rather have sex with a 9 year old girl that raided claires and needs some real attention and contact.
Have you ever grown anything in the garden of your mind?
My BROMO DOESN'T SPEAK for Siemens Westinghouse employees!
What bothered me is that she was supposed to be yandere jealous but later on was lowkey okay with it.
Crab was never a yandere. She's an insecure high school girl spilling spaghetti all over the place because she doesn't have the guts to speak frankly. It only ever sounded convincing because Araragi is narrating most of the time and he's a dense fuck.
He has also had characters say he is destined to marry Tsubasa.
You got to realize that the commentaries are in character, meaning all the character's hidden feelings, biases, weaknesses and motives are in them, they aren't objective author mouthpieces. That is what in-charscter means where Nisio is concerned. Like that one with Shinobu and Ononoki is their personal opinion, not a commandment from the author.
But personally, it is probably better for Hanekawa that they stay friends, she wants a monogamous, committed partner, and Araragi can't handle that now anyway. It's why the threesome people propose won't work with her, Senjou, and Araragi. She loves them both, but won't go for it unless she both has a single committed partner AND isn't coming between another couple. That was all in Neko White.
They call her "How Much" in english in the series, not just "ikura".
Only death can break Araragi and Shinobu's vampiric bond. So killing him breaks it and reverts Araragi's vampire transformation that's been happening because he fought Snake a ton. Then Gaen can just revive him immediately with a reforged Yumewatari.
Shinobu already was exposed firsthand to how much Araragi would hate her going on a murderous rampage. So she's able to rein herself in enough to not kill everything until Gaen has had a chance to un-kill Araragi.
The commentary reveals she had many nicknames, not just How Much. And it's probably unrelated to her asking to be called Euler, people just didn't like her.
If she's the kind of person to ask to be called Euler, she's probably just a cunt in general, yeah. I really don't blame anyone else in her class for bullying her. It's just the natural result of pissing everyone off on a regular basis.
You just don't understand.
Sodachi Fiasco details it better, it's more that she is a huge law/justicefag and control freak. She doesn't even care much about the nickname and only mentioned it in thought once I think.
It was in the epilogue where she admits that she loves Senjougahara too and says her heart broke again.
They make little implications about it here and there throughout the story. She and Senjou go on private lunch dates without Araragi which makes him jealous, Senjougahara saying unjokingly a few times in the commentaries that she loves Hanekawa. The part in Neko Black where it calls the two of them the "same kin" which was a callback to their relationship in Nise with Kanbaru saying they have a complicated relationship she can't interfere in. Their own world is the exact wording she used.
It's just the pure fact Hanekawa is completely monogamous, was serious when she says she wants Araragi and Senjougahara to be happy together(that was also in Neko White), but is also serious about loving them both.
>the main protagonist's loved one(s) are taken or seduced away from him and the heroine might be willing or unwilling.
Hitagi isn't the main protagonist, nor is araragi ever actually taken away from her