>common Japanese trucks have found their way into france
How do we fix this?
The japanese truck, a highly aggressive and ravenous species of truck, had found its way to the heart of europe, where the native populations had no natural defences against the creatures.
The population of france had been decimated in a matter of weeks as the trucks started to thrive.
the UN called for intervention from the japanese government only to receive "we don't know how to deal with them either" as a response.
>tfw no truck
>tfw not an otr driver
>tfw can't ignore everyone while driving and listen to anime osts
>tfw can't watch anime on your downtime in the back of a cozy truck filled with anime figures
>mfw the truck have started to move
I dont get it, is this a thread for fun about manga, anime trucks or whatever news event discussion for?
So no fun, not allowed to post best dump truck which saved onii-chan from BL loving gal?
Trucks need to be banned and put to execution by
It's fine. According to Japanese light novels, getting hit by a truck just sends you to a D&D inspired fantasy world, along with some plot armor, either in the form of insane luck or a cheat ability.
How many manga and anime (you can also add light and visual novels or japanase games even) character were killed by trucks?
And if it's more or less than one Nice truck?
just yesterday two deaths by truck made it to the news in my cunt
Send help pls
>a big vehicle just passed through the streets in front of my window
pls be a bus
We bring in the thing more powerful than trucks.
Considering the last truck bread got 404 by the mods, hell i'll contribute
KAWAII TRUCKO-CHAN! SUGOI!
A Shinigami falls in love with a Quincy.
Unable to confess he's gifted by Kubo with the Quincy's phone number. Never minding the strange reiatsu, he immediately call her, and he's overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a disgusted expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in the living world at all. She is the girl's Vanderreich counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own Soul Society self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer The Heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of THE HEART
That's your average two lane road in Japan.
Basically he is a faggot. A lot of drivers are in Japan. The person in front of him came to a stop for the kid to cross the road, he couldn't see the kid, probably because he was a mile up the front guys ass, and so decided to go around the car that was stopping.
Japanese drivers are fucking terrible. I have been overtaken on so roads that are designated no passing a number of times and all of the times I was going above the speed limit already.
If you don't do at least 10km/h over the speed limit you will hold up traffic and get over taken in Japan. No matter what the road.
TRUCKS ARE CONSPIRING WITH NATURE!
nothing better than discovering this on the morning.
>kill a bunch of people
>newspapers compliment you
No one knows, his story is deeply embedded in the history of manga. Even the God of manga, Tezuka himself depicted their wrath in his works.
I can recall at least one instance from Black Jack.
Optimus Prime/Convoy was an idol created by the Japanese to appease the wrath of their truck overlords via idolatry by young boys. Why do you think most Japanese Truck victims are girls? It is because they never offered worship to Convoy-sama.
The sushi chef story, right? The chef was hit the first time by Truck-sama to punish his arrogance, then the driver received his own divine punishment when he abandoned Truck-sama to make sushi. Tezuka is truly a god.
Who would win in a fight, Nice Truck or Nice Boat?
I believe the best way to deal with trucks is to introduce lot lizards into their habitat. Offer ass as a sacrifice and the problem will solve itself.
The truck dies and gets reincarnated into a fantasy world where it will become the legendary demon truck.
Too bad, if it happened only 1 month later, at least all of them would have maybe survived....
Keit-ai is probably one of the worst "memes" /a/ has been graced with. I hate it because you can see how forced it is and posting it makes threads often derail from the topic at hand.
>scp that turns you into a muslim
Is it really that bad now? I left when one guy made an SCP his waifu and started writing cringey self insert stories where he became its boyfriend
It is the symbiotic life cycle of both the truck and katana that each can only live when the other prospers.
Since the dawn of Japan, there was the truck, and there was the katana. made inside the great forge of the sun Goddess Amaterasu, the trucks were tasked with the duty of delivering infant katana within the cradle upon their backs. Together, they lived in harmony with the noble samurai people of Japan. Truck, katana, and samurai... However, this fate was not to last.
The samurai people turned their backs upon the trucks, keeping only the katana at their side. Riding upon animals, they believed that they could leave the trucks behind and use only the honed cutting edge of the katana. The Samurai had gotten greedy. Carrying one at first, they went to two, and some even went to hold six upon their belt in search of ever-sharper cutting power. Hedonistic toward the katana did the samurai become, throwing the entire of the islands into conflict and war that lasted a thousand years. Only after the careless splitting of the atom did the samurai realize the error of their ways, learning to once again respect the katana in moderation. Trucks returned to the islands, entrusted once again to carry the katana and samurai people. Peace and prosperity lay over Japan. However, not everyone is so kind to forget the past.
To this day, trucks can be seen acting upon the resentment of their fore-bearers. Taking back in blood the thousand years of hardship they faced in exile, it will never be enough... Today you will rarely see a katana upon the streets of Japan. Once again the Samurai forgetting the symbiosis that is necessary for their people. The katana roams the Earth in search of belonging, and the truck now follows in search of those exiled.
The story of the Japanese truck and katana is a sad one. Few can say for sure if it will end in happiness or tragedy.
>the careless splitting of the atom
At least the japanese co-evolved with trucks and thus are not as susceptible to their attacks, unlike the cheese-people who have no immunity to them
There is a known way to survive truck attacks. It's actually fairly simple.
You just need to bond your soul to a self-aware autonomous doomsday device that siphons off your lifeforce to sustain itself. In exchange it will protect you from trucks as long as you survive and provide it with regular sacrifices.
>driver still drives while sick
>collapses on the wheel
>truck pretends to be out of control and seeks out the nearest crowd
You only made it stronger.
similar to rats, they sneak onto ships.
Most are hard working and just want to be left alone.
>Nice terror attack