>common Japanese trucks have found their way into france

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>>144197856
It's too late

>>144197856
Fucking invasive species, right?

>>144197856
Post More Trucks, Please

what happened to the previous truck thread?

I didnt make it in time to save that Nice attack twitter screenshot

anyone still got it?

>>144197856
The japanese truck, a highly aggressive and ravenous species of truck, had found its way to the heart of europe, where the native populations had no natural defences against the creatures.
The population of france had been decimated in a matter of weeks as the trucks started to thrive.
the UN called for intervention from the japanese government only to receive "we don't know how to deal with them either" as a response.

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>>144197856
Give the drivers Japanese colds.

>>144199179
>we tried to reach further to Japan for a comment
>"shikata us nai"

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>tfw no truck
>tfw not an otr driver
>tfw can't ignore everyone while driving and listen to anime osts
>tfw can't watch anime on your downtime in the back of a cozy truck filled with anime figures

>>144199758
What's your excuse?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUFvI2s4tCY

>>144199647
>"It can't be helped"

>>144199040
Why is everyone saying it was a nice attack

clearly it wasn't very nice

>>144197856
We take Japan and put it in a isolated island.

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>>144199179
>mfw the truck have started to move

>>144199984
We'll have to use 'that'?

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>>144201446
naisu attacku

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>>144201970

>>144202092
Is that a one-way street or is the asshole just in a hurry?

Other universes prepare for the incoming onslaught of frog reincarnates.

I dont get it, is this a thread for fun about manga, anime trucks or whatever news event discussion for?

So no fun, not allowed to post best dump truck which saved onii-chan from BL loving gal?

>>144202381
Go ahead and post nice trucks.

>>144197856
We hit the trucks with the cold.

>>144202135
He's just trying to hit a kid for some trauma pay, give him a break.

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trucks are not always evil

>>144202889
What about the gloves man?

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Trucks need to be banned and put to execution by truck

>>144202889
then why are you posting a .gif where the truck brutally assaults the heroes of the story?

>>144201970

thanks!
>>144202889
ah shit.

>>144203521
84 dead

>>144201935
A weapon to surpass metal gears

>>144202889
>>144203446
>>144203519
The one who finally murdered the little girl was the truck driver.

>>144197856
SEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>144203892

>>144201970
>#Nice
wtf I hate fox news now

>>144202836
Fuck I remember that anime

Is the manga still ongoing?

>>144201935
Mechas piloted by highschool students?

>>144201935
Forcing "that" when you're not ready is dangerous anon-kun!

>>144197856
>fix it
It's fine. According to Japanese light novels, getting hit by a truck just sends you to a D&D inspired fantasy world, along with some plot armor, either in the form of insane luck or a cheat ability.

>>144197856
Here question:
How many manga and anime (you can also add light and visual novels or japanase games even) character were killed by trucks?

And if it's more or less than one Nice truck?

>>144198782
my pleasure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQQJOM9sLA8

>>144204361
Apparently I'm missing something...

>>144205474
>>144204361
Are you serious? If so, I'm not going to ruin the fun.

>>144197856
fuckfuckfcufkcufckfuckfuckfcufkcufkcufkcufkcufkcufkcufkcufkcufkcufkcufkcufkcufkcufkcuffuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
just yesterday two deaths by truck made it to the news in my cunt
Send help pls
>a big vehicle just passed through the streets in front of my window
pls be a bus

>>144205645
>just yesterday two deaths by truck made it to the news in my cunt
see a doctor

>>144205715
They didn't make a u-turn.

>>144203496
>Truck arc as opening arc for a manga

Masterpiece

>>144205014
Yuyu hakusho and some dumb new SAO clone my friend had me watch the other day

Nice Truck

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>>144205715

>>144202092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HskhXeqaVfs

RIP our lolis

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We bring in the thing more powerful than trucks.

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>>144197856
Considering the last truck bread got 404 by the mods, hell i'll contribute

/r/ing kanon car edit

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You bunch of cock sucking trucks!

>>144205014
Kazuma was killed by a tractor. Does that count?

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>>144197856
KAWAII TRUCKO-CHAN! SUGOI!

>>144206482
holy shit that truck is really fucking large

What is up with Japan and truck related deaths

>>144206262
how the fuck does that happen?

>>144206582
from your prespective
>>144206262
>calling 3DPD "loli"
stop

>>144206482
>that heart
Dio?

>>144206672
Japanese truck drivers are overworked and constantly tired

>>144207046
DELETE THIS

>>144207060
Truck apologist detected. Do not trust him

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It is fucking LITERAL
>Nice truck
in real life.

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>>144207112

>>144207130
>Bank-Ai

A Shinigami falls in love with a Quincy.

Unable to confess he's gifted by Kubo with the Quincy's phone number. Never minding the strange reiatsu, he immediately call her, and he's overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a disgusted expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in the living world at all. She is the girl's Vanderreich counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own Soul Society self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer The Heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of THE HEART

Wasn't it a terrorist attack by ISIS?

>>144207161

Not the trucks fail though. Poor truck-kun

>>144207130
>You and A.I.
That's almost exactly the plot of Plastic Memories, though that story could almost certainly be done better.

>>144207179
>>144207112

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_King#Car_accident_and_thoughts_of_retirement

>>144207294
>My little truck can't possibly be this cute

>>144207313
which is almost exactly the plot of Video Girl Ai, which DID that story better.

I hope there is a manga where the MC is Truck-kun and his adventure is to kill the bad guys in various streets of Japan.

>>144202135
That's your average two lane road in Japan.

Basically he is a faggot. A lot of drivers are in Japan. The person in front of him came to a stop for the kid to cross the road, he couldn't see the kid, probably because he was a mile up the front guys ass, and so decided to go around the car that was stopping.

Japanese drivers are fucking terrible. I have been overtaken on so roads that are designated no passing a number of times and all of the times I was going above the speed limit already.
If you don't do at least 10km/h over the speed limit you will hold up traffic and get over taken in Japan. No matter what the road.

>>144199233
Do you want to destroy the world you fucking monster?

They wouldn't only hit people, but they would spread the Japanese flu all over the world.

What the fuck? There's so much truck related carnage in Japan. What the hell?

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TO SOON

>>144203496
W-what happens if one japenese truck hits another japanese truck?

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>>144207872
>there is an update

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TRUCKS ARE CONSPIRING WITH NATURE!

>>144208053
Haha, its a Torakku.

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Frenchnormalfags BTFO
nothing better than discovering this on the morning.

>>144206275
Pretty sure that's a van.

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>kill a bunch of people
>newspapers compliment you

>>144203496
>Great Super
Author didn't even hid his sympathies

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>>144208157
Got me good.
Thanks anon.

>go Yahoo to check my mail
>2 Americans killed in Nice truck attack

It's horrible how funny these headlines are.

What was Truck-kun's origin story? How did it become a constant carrier of death in animu/mango?

>>144209355
Maybe he suffered from ____NTR____

>>144209355
No one knows, his story is deeply embedded in the history of manga. Even the God of manga, Tezuka himself depicted their wrath in his works.

I can recall at least one instance from Black Jack.

>>144209256
Well it is pronounced 'Neese' like keese

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>>144208157
Hah!

Optimus Prime/Convoy was an idol created by the Japanese to appease the wrath of their truck overlords via idolatry by young boys. Why do you think most Japanese Truck victims are girls? It is because they never offered worship to Convoy-sama.

>>144209451
The sushi chef story, right? The chef was hit the first time by Truck-sama to punish his arrogance, then the driver received his own divine punishment when he abandoned Truck-sama to make sushi. Tezuka is truly a god.

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Who would win in a fight, Nice Truck or Nice Boat?

>>144198031
B-but if you put you grasses on nothing will be wrong, r-right?

>>144206418
Now that's some figure 8 drifting

>>144209666
Well the boat didn't do anything wrong. I tjust sailed. Nice Truck would probably wreck it.

>>144209666
Nice Cellphone

>>144207865
Baby truck!

>>144210499
IT'S AWWWWRIGHT

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>>144201935

>>144206359
why

>>144198031
>no mark of the exalt

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I believe the best way to deal with trucks is to introduce lot lizards into their habitat. Offer ass as a sacrifice and the problem will solve itself.

>>144206998
This is probably related to the scp that turns you into a muslim. That's why I left that godforsaken website.

>>144206574
Fuck you France. I can't take this shit seriously.

>>144210034
FINDS A WAY

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>>144207865

The truck dies and gets reincarnated into a fantasy world where it will become the legendary demon truck.

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Too bad, if it happened only 1 month later, at least all of them would have maybe survived....

>>144212427
> *half of them

>>144212427
You talk like it being today was an accident.

>>144206359
Still not over it.

>>144207060
Are you a truck?

nice truck

>>144212427
I'm not sure to really remember, but I don't recall the Kagerou daze to only occurs on accidents.

>By the way, capchat just asked me to select all the photos of trucks.

>>144207415
No. MC is truck-kun and we see him go on his daily route as we see snippets of other storylines in that world get crushed under his wheels.

>>144207200
Keit-ai is probably one of the worst "memes" /a/ has been graced with. I hate it because you can see how forced it is and posting it makes threads often derail from the topic at hand.

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Manga when?

>>144203820
No it was the ghost of the little girl. There's bloody footprints at the end.

>>144212427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPvwla-oLig

>>144207493
The anime turned her dad into Spinzaku.

>>144197856
kekd

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ISIS
YAMETE

I wish we lived in a world where trucks did 9/11

>>144197856
Is Nice Truck Nice Boat's cousin?
Was Nice Truck under the influence of eurobeat and D (drugs)?

>>144207200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLUjMWRCzic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycfdfinG_P8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXDNGS9V4Us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4DyTjrruVo

>>144207481
I think it's like that in most of the world.

>>144197856

Nice truck kills hundreds of Frenchmen.

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>>144213737
>D (drugs)

Japanese truck vs Japanese Katana
Who wins?

>>144213876
A Japanese truck delivering katanas.

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>Okairi!
>Good job today Tracku-sama!

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>>144210833

>>144211944
>scp that turns you into a muslim
Is it really that bad now? I left when one guy made an SCP his waifu and started writing cringey self insert stories where he became its boyfriend

>>144213876

It is the symbiotic life cycle of both the truck and katana that each can only live when the other prospers.

Since the dawn of Japan, there was the truck, and there was the katana. made inside the great forge of the sun Goddess Amaterasu, the trucks were tasked with the duty of delivering infant katana within the cradle upon their backs. Together, they lived in harmony with the noble samurai people of Japan. Truck, katana, and samurai... However, this fate was not to last.

The samurai people turned their backs upon the trucks, keeping only the katana at their side. Riding upon animals, they believed that they could leave the trucks behind and use only the honed cutting edge of the katana. The Samurai had gotten greedy. Carrying one at first, they went to two, and some even went to hold six upon their belt in search of ever-sharper cutting power. Hedonistic toward the katana did the samurai become, throwing the entire of the islands into conflict and war that lasted a thousand years. Only after the careless splitting of the atom did the samurai realize the error of their ways, learning to once again respect the katana in moderation. Trucks returned to the islands, entrusted once again to carry the katana and samurai people. Peace and prosperity lay over Japan. However, not everyone is so kind to forget the past.

To this day, trucks can be seen acting upon the resentment of their fore-bearers. Taking back in blood the thousand years of hardship they faced in exile, it will never be enough... Today you will rarely see a katana upon the streets of Japan. Once again the Samurai forgetting the symbiosis that is necessary for their people. The katana roams the Earth in search of belonging, and the truck now follows in search of those exiled.

The story of the Japanese truck and katana is a sad one. Few can say for sure if it will end in happiness or tragedy.

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>>144214671
What.

>>144214720
It seemed pretty clear to me.

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>>144214671
>the careless splitting of the atom

>>144214076
It's an inferior korean scum truck

>>144199233
Dude a Canadian Game Designer I knew took a vacation to Japan and got the JCC. HE WAS DOWN FOR 2 WEEKS! That shit isn't a meme!

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>>144198695
At least the japanese co-evolved with trucks and thus are not as susceptible to their attacks, unlike the cheese-people who have no immunity to them

>>144197856
There is a known way to survive truck attacks. It's actually fairly simple.

You just need to bond your soul to a self-aware autonomous doomsday device that siphons off your lifeforce to sustain itself. In exchange it will protect you from trucks as long as you survive and provide it with regular sacrifices.

How do trucks migrate from a island? Have they learned to fly?

>>144199233
>driver still drives while sick
>collapses on the wheel
>truck pretends to be out of control and seeks out the nearest crowd
You only made it stronger.

>>144217821
similar to rats, they sneak onto ships.

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>>144197856
this is the fate you choose

http://www.worldlifeexpectancy.com/cause-of-death/road-traffic-accidents/by-country/

Sweden Master Race

>>144217932

If the death rate by road accidents in your country is over 1 per 100,000 you're basically a third-world country.

>>144218078
they cant afford cars anon. leave them be

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As french this thread trigger me.

#NotAllTrucks

>>144197856
Je suis Truck

>this thread hasn't devolved into /pol/ circlejerking yet
Impressive.

>>144218400
da j00s

>>144209666
Chill out, Satan, god damn.

>>144218400
Because there haven't been any posters complaining about the /pol/ boogeyman yet. See how nice threads are when people don't complain about inane things?

>>144199233
What the fuck is up with that virus?

>>144201935
GATTAI

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>>144218243

>>144199758
This video pop in my head when reading this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3s9RgZFmEk

>>144222222

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>>144197856
#NotAllBusDrivers

Most are hard working and just want to be left alone.

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>>144197856
>Watch news
>Nice terror attack

Oh my.