This is your cake for the night or for life, if that's what

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I choose for life

>>144184525
>tfw both awful smokers

It'd be a short life for both of us but I'd still go in for life

>>144184813
> Life
Cakes are literally meant to be traded in for the newest models. They're like phones.

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>>144187671
>He doesn't want to marry a christmas cake, and spend his life cuddling and gently bullying her

>>144187800
Yes, that is indeed a thing that neither I nor the other anon want to do. Very observant of you. You should try becoming a detective.

>>144185548
Well if it's Maya then I'll take her for life.

>>144187354
I wish real life was like this.

>>144187944
>neither I nor the other anon
you're not fooling anyone

>>144188231
But it actually is for about 0.2% of the prettiest and most powerful men.

>>144184525
How pathetic do you be do want a christmas cake?

>>144188285
No, not really.

>>144188433

What's pathetic about wanting a woman younger than you?

>>144188467
> He's never seen a man with hundreds of conquests
Silly goose.

>>144188725
Look, she's problem already been fucked dozens of times like any other female whore. You're just accepting used goods.

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>>144188893
>conquests

>>144188893
>he can't pay attention to detail

Silly goose.

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>Sensei end never

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>>144188898

8man should end up alone.

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>>144190442
>Should end up with best girl Sensei
Fixed that

Why is shota and cake the best combo /a/?

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>>144191489
Because Older Lady /ss/ is a sacred thing