You now have a boner

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>>144144223

I would never think of the Keions in such lewd ways.

>>144144223
I do not because I am a homosexual.

>>144144223
I literally want to turn into Mio

>>144145302
I'm a gay man and I still get boners watching anime.
You're just a fag

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Why is KyoAni official art so lewd?

>>144146861
I'm scared of this happening to me. What did you do? How often did you do it? Did you death grip?

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>>144144223
>having boner from watching anime characters

pitiful

>>144146861
>>144147269
Stop fapping to hentai.
Massage with coconut oil.
Do not finish.
Give it a week or so.
.
.
.
Eruption!

>>144147338
Don't do this, it makes mustard gas.

>>144147517
/b/

>>144147338

thx anon i cum so hard it go thru wall and kill neighbur now im in jail thx much

>>144144223
I didn't until I read the spoiler, but now I do.

I don't get erections from looking at images anymore.

>>144147338
I fap using coconut oil all the time

I wish simple ecchi images would give me a boner anon. Maybe 8 years ago it would but now I can't get more than a half

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>>144144223
It's like you know me!

>>144144223
No I don't, because I have good taste in keions.

>>144147980
Don't finish, give yourself a week to recover.

>>144148366
Why should i torture myself?

>>144148453
It helps cure death grip.

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>>144148491
I had the same problem. Give yourself something to do to take up your time.
Get a hobby.

>>144148570
I have several. Ive been /fit/ for years, I play guitar and bass, theres always vidya/anime too, but I always make time it seems.

Its my only vice, but ill get it eventually I just hope theres no permenant damage becuase I probably have been death gripping for years until recently

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>>144148703
Good luck.

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>>144148813
Thnx man

>>144148703
Are you god?
Going /fit/ made me lose the urge to fap in whole, all my testosterone went to lifting that I had no desire to release man seed.

>>144147269
YUH

>Built for sex
>Hates sex

>>144148570
>Get a hobby
I'd like to find a hobby I can use to entertain myself indefinitely while disturbing nobody, and I've come up with nothing.

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>>144151971
>never had sex

She might like it if she gave it a shot.

>>144153418
Hiking.

>>144154567
You're a funny one.

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>>144151315
I mean I want to fap all the time, but I tried to limit it to once a day.

Honestly I think the stronger ive gotten the more I want to fap

>>144153884
Even Mio cant beat the cock

but she can beat mine

>>144144223
But i have trouble getting a boner. And i had a wet dream last night.

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>>144144223

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>>144144223
>>144156339

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>>144156339
STOP

>>144156268
Just what's wrong with me? Bloodflow blocked?

>>144156339
>already fapped 3 times today

>see this

fuck

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P-please stop fapping to me

>>144156628
I need to stop edging.

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>>144156628
I feel aroused knowing that I can make an anon fap

>>144156708
The face that launched a thousand faps

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>>144156708
Beg me to stop

>>144156741
I can't even erect and if i don't edge for weeks, i have a wet dream.

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>>144156780
P-please

>>144156741
Make that two anons.

>>144153418
Books, anime, manga, fitness, cooking, videogames, TV, movies, comics.

We have boards for this shit, you know? All things you can do by yourself, forever, not bothering anyone else.

>>144144223
I do, now what?

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>>144156708
Fap to me instead

>>144156833
Please what? You want me to please your naughty parts?

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>>144156927
Kooh?

>>144148491
>>144146861
Try exercising and eating healthier. Also, wash your onaholes, or at this point you should probably throw them out if you have any because you haven't taken care of them and they are a playground for fungi and bacteria.

>>144144223
That's not enough.

>>144146861
And I thought that my taste became so sophisticated that only some special kind of things are pable to give me an erection but now I think I'm going towards that same problem of yours.
I get hard instantly to things I've fapped to before though so maybe is not ED.

>>144148491
You're just getting old, anon. You can't really do much about that.

>>144156936
Mio is Missing?

>>144147338
>needing lotion to masturbate

cutfags will defend this

>>144157338
But all the old men in my doujins can still get hard

>>144157842
They do cardio in their spare time.

>>144144223
no shit sherlock

>>144157842
Viagra

>>144144223
No I don't actually.

Damn I've fapped so many times to Azusa and Mio stuff that other girls don't even do it for me anymore.

>>144158339
I can't attain erections. 4 weeks gone by and wet dream happens.

>>144158433
Now you know why Viagra is so popular.

>>144155701
>>144151315
>>144148912
>>144148813
>>144148703
wow, konfags are a bunch of stereotypical normalfags, like everyone in this board now. Very disappointed /a/

>>144158485
But my one testicle doesn't lower further enough and my brain signals give me a hard time to erect. Hell, i don't think the bottom bulge of my penis doesn't stick out. Maybe the tip of my penis is just weird.

>>144151771
LORD OF THE GAME

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>>144158562

>>144158646
I'm not going to talk about this on an anime board. Wouldn't i get suspended for these type of posts? I should stop edging and get back to regular activities. Sorry.

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>>144147269
OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT

>>144147269
What's death grip?
How do I identify one?

>>144147338
>>144147980

I really shouldn't be taking fapping advice on here.

>>144159054
What about JOI?

I've always had this problem with anime that no matter what fanservice scene they show, I won't get a boner for it in which the only exception being a TLR OVA and a Shinmai Maou OVA and that was only a one time deal, rewatching it doesn't really do it
I can only fap to hentai, doujins or h-novels
I've also never fapped to 3DPD and only fapped to my delusions once
Is this weird /a/ ?

>>144159446
Fug most of this probably applies to me

Thanks anon

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>>144159446
That's some pretty in-depth analysis anon.

Why'd this get deleted?
I'm guessing that its because its considered 'blogging'

>>144159661
Some people eat shit for kicks.
You've got the long straw anon.
>>144159446
>cont
>dat lucky 7
9. Also if you absolutely can't hold out anymore (usually when you start to have whyboners all morning and often during the day) - you should not fap in the evening or at night.
This will deprive you of energy and motivation for the next few days.
If you can't go around doing it - do it in the morning and take your time so the next combo breaker won't come in a while.

Somehow I never was able to bring myself to watch music, sports or cooking anime.
I started K-ON and Shigatsu no Uso a few times, but dropped it.
Even titles about mangakas does not seem so appealing to me.
Why do you think is that, anon?
Could it be because I don't have any hobbies except for anime, manga and LN?

>>144156991
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14hYlfPjlit

>>144144223
I don't have a boner

just came inside mio, any questions?

>>144160510
How much

>>144159833
Needed to spoiler. This is a Christian board.

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>>144158899
It's wonderful.
It makes your skin soft and it's easy to clean than some of the more artificial goos available.

I will bookmark this thread and going to fap in three days from now on. I will not lose to your enticement

>>144156908
Is this official?

I want to sexually put my penis in Mio's butt.

>>144145331
tfw me too

>>144162285
>Not Mugi

Gay.

>>144162563
No one's a literal nigger here

>>144162750
>Mugi
>Niggers

Please stop, she's pure.

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absolutely no filthing or lewding her SHE IS PURE

>>144144223
No I have not

>>144162956
How many times has she taken Ritsu's drumstick?

>>144162956
How so when she has such a sinful body?

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>>144162956
Mio is pure.

>>144163576
Mio's body is pure sex!

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>>144163378
never because she isn't a bully and if you're implying lewd implications then consider pooicide

>>144163576
she doesn't you're just a lewd meanie who wants to filth the fragile sponge because you're filthy

>>144163778
I want to creampie her in a beach side cave.

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Oh, teewhee! I'm such a klutz!

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She likes them big and black

>>144163826
>i can't get married anymore
>implying she wanted to get married in future
.
.
.
slut

>>144163778
What are her parents feeding her?

>>144163787
What's this sponge thingy about.

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See who she's sharing VA with? Coincidence? I THINKETH NAHT

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>>144163778
>Mio is pure.
yes
>Mio's body is pure sex!
absolutely no

>>144163791
nonono

>>144163826
do NOT remind me/her

>>144163872
delete

>>144163890
delete

>>144163947
she's spongy

>>144144223
>You now have a boner

I already had one.

>>144164498
Damn.

reminder Mio is 25 years old

>>144164784
And very much available

I would never fuck a bassist.

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What have you done? I now crave for anime lewdness.

>>144165592

Shut up Aya.

>>144165771
You know what must be done.

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>>144165771
Hey, leave Azunyan out, you degenerate

>>144165980
I want her to purify me of my immoral thoughts.

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>>144165980
Biii~

>>144144223
Not
> You are now having an erection manually
Work it out senpai.

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>>144156339
muh dick

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>>144165980
I want to pet this pussy

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I do have an erection but I want Mugi to relieve my sexual frustration.

>>144166193

>but I want the worst Keijon to relieve my sexual frustration

Sickening.

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>>144166399
>Mugi
>The worst
>Not Azusa a.k.a Mio 2.0 with no personality

>>144166470

Give me the source.

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>>144166585
>no saucenao
You only have yourself to blame

>>144165980
>>144166022
It's always the small flat chested one that gets me the most!

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>>144164784
she's 24
I know because we were born in the same month

>>144167788
Mio is old already

>bought an onahole and some lube
>haven't even had it 24 hours yet
>hardly had it 12
>have used it five fucking times already

pls no

you are now breathing manually

>>144170582
Jokes on you. I just stopped breathing.

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I had a dream where I held hands with Mio
Why is she so beautiful yet pure?

>>144170484
Mine said to have only 50 guaranteed users.
What is this, a week!?

>>144170484
How good does it feel?

>>144170801
Not as good as a real vagoo but fucking shit ton better than my hand.

>>144151971

She doesn't hate sex. She just hates men see >>144168213

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>>144170874

>not as good as a real vagoo

Kill yourself.

>>144170959
It's just not as warm senpai. But it's the best I'm gonna get for a while until I start seeing some progress at the gym.

>>144171029
>>144171004
More Mugi

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Nope but this makes me

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Post more Mugi

>>144170736
Because she has flaws like the rest of us

>>144171003

>3DPD
>3DPD
>3DPD
>3DPD
>3DPD

Kill yourself.

>>144171186
>>144171226
this artist is justice

>>144171297
Did she used knife to raped them? Otherwise good flesh gone to waste

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>>144171335
Hmm

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>>144144223
>>144145235
I need to inseminate Mio and have her bear my offspring.

>>144162546
Me three

I WANT TO MARRY MUGI AND TAKE CARE OF HER

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>>144170748
>only 50 guaranteed users.
I hope you cleaned it well.

>>144171963
You must have at least 50% mongol blood

>>144173201
I thought it was 101% kongolese blood?

>>144144223
Jokes on you, I already had a boner.

>>144151315
What the fuck? If anything exercising makes me horny as fuck, I could literally rape someone if I don't restrain.