>ywn be there for Brat to help calm her down when she throws a tantrum
I want to eat a tomato
Except nips love spoiled children, especially little girls, as their proverb "the more selfish a girl, the cuter she is" proves.
Also, beating a child isn't considered alright anymore.
I want to murder Himawari and free Brat of her barbaric ways.
After the explosion what does Nishigaki-sensei do to Rise?
Yours is broken, you'll have to shoot it. She should look like this
Mine looks like this and makes a lot of noise. Any idea what I did wrong?
It looks like a large pink fungus known as "Chinatsu" has attached itself to your Akarin. This is fixable, all you need is a sledgehammer to get rid of the fungus. The fungus usually attaches itself to the genital area; after you've got rid of the fungus, pay special attention to this area of your Akarin and she should be fine.
I don't have enough brat, that's why I need somebody else to do it.
I tried your advice, but it seems something else is attaching to her.
I think this just made everything worse.
I'd love to dump what I have, but I've already shitposted enough to make the captchas unbearably annoying.
It's not worth the effort just for you, Anon.
The thing that's now attached to your Akarin is a rare occurence known as the "Onee-san". Contrary to what you may think, this is a very beneficial lifeform. It's very rare to see an Akarin with the Onee-san successfully attached. Your Akarin is now in the best of health and is perfect. To test this, wait for the Onee-san to rest, place a desk in front of your Akarin and observe the results. She should then look like >>141816052
ANON YOUR ADVICE IS TERRIBLE WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY AKA-
No, my advice is perfect. This is normal. You should learn the physiology of your Akarin before deciding to purchase one. This is the next stage of an Akarin's life; most never make it this far. The Akarin's version of "puberty" is having the Onee-san attach itself. This makes the Akarin grow into her next stage of life, where she prefers relationships with human girls.