You have been randomly assigned to tour Kino around your city for three days and two nights.
What do you show her?
Eh, what is there to show?
The ruined war memorial that people want to tear down because they don't want to maintain it?
All the graves and cemeteries to dead soldiers?
It's fucking hot here but I guess downtown Phoenix would be nice?
Can I show her the outlying areas too? The local park has some Civil War history, when it was decided that the town would stay loyal via drunken firefight.
We also have the biggest tree in the world by volume, but that's in a national park within the county. It's nice because it's not as crowded as Yosemite.
I live in an ancient Portuguese gold mining citing in one of their colonies, so I'm pretty sure I could show some cool shit to her. Maybe have some drama happen in the hidden tunnels that exist under some houses/churses that people used to smuggle ore.
>The ruined war memorial that people want to tear down because they don't want to maintain it?
Actually that looks like a pretty good fit for a KnT episode, to be honest.
>not joining the Air Force
>not financially and career securing your future
I'd take her downtown on the first day for the Tech Museum and Art Museum we have there, maybe a tour of the local university, followed by an evening at a nice restaurant. The second day we'd go driving to a great hiking spot I know, and go to a lounge after dinner and maybe a movie at one of our several fancy-ass multi-floor cinema. Third day I might take her to breakfast or brunch at one of the diners on the outskirts of town to see her off.
Stay in and show her some anime
Some street food, the university I'm in that's on a mountain, some long ass stretch of road and maybe a beach.
The central square, the river, maybe the port. The Hermitage or Cabinet of curiosities - a professor at our Uni brings us there routinely, so we can get there for free and with no queques if the personnel remember my face. We can even see my Uni, it's old and pretty big, with a lot of cool sculptures everywhere. Also some rock bars and gardens.
Would you prefer Shaft Kino instead?
We've got a dam.
It's actually about one third of a dam, because in 1914 some hotshots thought our laconic prairie river could produce enough hydroelectric to power the entire province.
The project hit hurdle after hurdle and had to be more or less restarted three times, until it bankrupted the city. We were in debt for a hundred years, and what we've gt left is a few meters of concrete jutting out into a river. Most people don't even know about it, but nothing affected our town more than that.
We're just a small city with nothing of importance, but maybe it would make a nice picnic. Poor Hermes couldn't climb the dam with us, though.
THE BLACK SPUR TOUGE.
WHAT THE FUCK ELSE?
I ask her to shoot me in the fucking face to put me out of my misery
yeah I realized that as soon as I thought of it and it just made it more appropriate.
although thinking about it further, if she reads it as desperation rather than masochism, she might do it after all. kino is very compassionate.
I don't fucking know this town myself, I moved in here to study last autumn and I just hole up in my apartment on my free time. It's not a big place anyhow. I could show the town centre, the various other quarters of town, small as they are, and then maybe some of the sights of the sea at the shore or the bridges, but you could do that in one day.
Really, the most interesting qualities about this place to me are that it's slightly bigger than my old hometown, and it's on the seashore and there's seagulls everywhere which I enjoy.
I guess I could try and show off my apartment, I'm pretty proud of how nice it looks.