Today is hymen inspection day in your school. What do?

Ask the professor to install a hymen on you.

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time to get a new one

>>141690701
Submit for inspection and be shamed when I'm found not to have one, I guess. Is there a better option?

>>141690701
Would you be urbane enough to provide the source?

>>141691342
Yes

>>141691292
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_hymen

>>141690701
Nothing because I'm a guy

>>141690701
Inspect hymens.

>>141691433
you can
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>>141691412
Oh, how exciting. I didn't know those existed.

>>141690701
I don't inspect hymens, I break them.

>>141690701
Well for some reason this feels strangely familiar.

>>141691433
>not having a hymen
What a slut!

>>141690701
Complain that this is a gross invasion of privacy, barbaric and holds no purpose other than to shame sexualy active women and invade upon the rights of all female students forced to take part in this sexual assault.

>>141690701
Enjoy owning my school while it lasts

>>141691982
spoken like a true CIS hating empowered feminist

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>>141691982

>>141691531
That's not even your only option.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hymenorrhaphy

>>141690701
Pop a cherry and say i accidently broke it.

>>141691982
O god, feminazi detected.

I wonder how it feels to fell to such a visible bait

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>>141690731
>>141691018
>>141691292
>>141691982
What a bunch of sluts.

>>141691433
Bullshit.
You're not getting away with lying here anon, now lift up your skirt and provide proofs of your maiden innocence.

>>141692165
That's cute.

>>141690701
Attempt to convince everyone I used to do dressage to avoid shaming.

>>141692165
Nigga I have a dick.

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>>141690701

My nipples are hard just thinking about it.

>>141692229
You think that's an excuse for breaking your hymen?

>>141692229
A very feminine dick.

>>141691342
Source is Iinazuke Kyoutei

Source is Iinazuke Kyoutei.

I'm sharing because it wasn't easy finding the name.

>>141692252
Do asspussies have hymens?

>>141692165
>What a bunch of sluts.

Is it a bad thing?

>>141692307
Source is Garbage, actually
just Garbage

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>>141692358
>is premarital sex a bad thing?
Not at all goy!
By the way Tyrone is currently looking for a partner so you should absolutely let him cum inside your vagina.

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Haven't read this manga in a while. What's best girl doing?

>>141691982
This is the clear difference between men and women. You don't see guys causing a shitstorm over penis inspection day.

>>141692523
/pol/ has made me unironically hate the jews.

>>141692677
4chan has made me hate /pol/ and /pol/acks.

>>141692637
Anon...

>>141692677
/pol/ has made me unironically like the jews.

>>141690701
https://youtu.be/1ikXim4wevc

>>141691531
Now even more women can whore around and trick husbands into thinking they arent sluts.

I would care, but Muslim women are the biggest customers so I just find it funny. Abdul isnt getting the virgin bride he wanted. I would feel bad for him, but uslim guys sleep around, you cant expect others do do what you wont do yourself.

>>141692632
Losing.

>>141692766
Its not like anyone besides the neighbor has a chance

>>141692637
It's just their pride that hold them not to cause a shitstorm here during penis inspection day.

But in reality, we all know that we always so panic, knowing that our measurements will be announced during class. Damn that nigger he always so coky because of his size.

>>141692523
>By the way Tyrone is currently looking for a partner so you should absolutely let him cum inside your vagina.
Funny you should mention this.

Why does it seem like cuck porn is being pushed on various porn sites? I have looked for unrelated shit on pornhub and xhamster, and am still getting shit like
>Asian wife takes first bbc
>Wife first time experimenting with bbc
And so on.
I think i'm going to give up on 3d porn entirely.

>>141692758
Why not use it as a selling point when picking up guys, instead of just convincing one?

>>141692788
Feels kind of bad.
The blonde is crazy about him while the neighborhood girl's just a shitty tsundere.

>>141692829
Yep, blond is my favorite

Im hoping for a harem ending of some sort, but it seems impossible because he cant marry them all and he doesnt want to

>>141691982

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk

>>141692805
BBC and cuck porn are two different things - unless you delude yourself into the fantasy that all non-black women automatically belong to you.

>>141692815
What? You mean use the virgin part as a selling point?
Simple, they dont use it as a selling point becuase they want to have their cake and eat it. They want to whore around and have fun, then get married to some guy and play the pure housewife. I wouldnt care if they were honest, but ti's the selfish deception that pisses me off. Still it's a bigger thing for muslims than non muslims, and as a person who isnt a fan of that bunch I cant say I care.
I'm already reading up on Buddhism anyway, apparently you can kill your sex drive by meditating on how ugly everything is, and how it just ends up as a corpse and dust eventually.
Sounds like a plan, I dont enjoy masturbation I just do it. I much prefer experiences I enjoy for other reasons, not just dopamine.

>>141692829
Neighbor is the fucking worst. The absolute worst kind of tsundere with the worst personality to back it up.

>>141692924
A husband and wife probably wont upload their first time on the internet. If it's the womans first time fucking a black guy, it's not the husband.

>>141692805
Kill yourself, retard.

>>141693030
>The absolute worst kind of tsundere with the worst personality to back it up.
Thats how you know they are going to win. Japan has appauling taste.

>>141693077
Found the cuck, Maddox is that you?

>>141693109
The fact that you believe that's the reason I told you to kill yourself further reinforces why you should fuck off back to the shithole you came from. Fucking newshits.

>>141693044
Still not cuck unless the husband plays an active role.

>>141693030
What? She was the most sane one of the bunch, and unlike the others MC didn't forget her kinda hard since they see each other everyday recent to the current story..

The major thing is that MC is a fucking wimp who lets the crazy ones drag him everywhere, instead of putting a stop to it early on, since he never wanted to be a part of the crazy scheme, aside from the fact that he also liked neighbor better. I read it until the part where they were at the beach i belive, after MC and freckles were sitting under the umbrella and he was applying lotion on her and ended up fingering her ass by accident, up until that point she was the most sane, so unless she changed afterwards i have no clue.

>>141693197
>Still not cuck unless the husband plays an active role.

>Not a cuck if she's being filmed by her husband fucking another guy
Thats exactly what a cuck is, you idiot. I know this entire site has been retarded with the word, but a cuck is someone who gets aroused by seeing his/her partner fucked by someone else.

>>141693283
>>Not a cuck if she's being filmed by her husband fucking another guy
You are retarded if you don't realize that if the audience is made aware of this it would actually give him a role
If the audience is not made aware of it, then it doesn't exist on film and thus is not cuck.

Assure them that it is intact considering that I'm a good Catholic. I will of course not provide proof and stay pure until marriage.

>>141693283
Isn't it simply someone who got cheated on by her wife? I don't think he has to enjoy it to be a cuck, or allow it to happen.

>>141693367
Oh yeah, I'm sure shitty amateur tier thumbnails are by pro companies, and not some guy with a shitty camera.

>>141693379
Catholic girls are slutty as hell, I went to Catholic schools and several girls my year became teen moms. Lots of Catholics in South America will also just do anal so they can claim to be virgins.

>>141693383
Thats one definition, but in the sense of a fetish it's arousal.
Kinda like how you can be a sadist in a non sexual context, and a sadist in a sexual context.

>>141692288
>On the first day of school his past catches up to him in the form of three childhood, female, friends whom each want to marry him.

Why is it that hentai artists always make the most stupid cliche non-hentai series when trying to make it into the mainstream?

>>141693463
>and not some guy with a shitty camera.
And every "some guy" is married to the protagonist now?
You are so cuck crazy you are literally creating it by making up a background story for the camera man.

>>141693517
>You are so cuck crazy you are literally creating it by making up a background story for the camera man.
You should have understood how fried his brain is due to over-exposure to memes on other boards from the rest of his posts.

>>141693463
>America
No one cares what Americans think or do, you're all a bunch of heathens.

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>just one mention of tyrone and now the thread has degenerated into discussing cuck porn
I should have expected this really.

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>I feel like i know this art style
>Try to remember what i find it familiar to
>Remember Honey blond, Soushisouai note and Love me do doujins art style
>Name check outs

Huh, i didn't know it was him until after i checked this thread and remembered the manga. He did a lot of excellent hentai doujins, pretty vanilla stuff too Fukudahda makes the best girl orgasm faces ever

Too bad he's doing something so cliched now, he honestly should just keep to short love stories, cause this whole thing is really not that good.

>>141693602
I said south America.
I'm not American, nice try.

Please enlighten me, what morally upstanding country are you from, becuase I garuntee you're just as hedonistic as America, only you're too porn to have the level of excess they do.

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>>141693681
>you're too porn

>>141693681
>you're to porn
Either a typo or a really sick insult.

>>141693681

>>141692805
They want to promote interacial relationships and dillute the other races with nigger genes.

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>>141693655
Woah, I didn't make this thread to find a connoisseur.

Thu are scholar anon, keep up the good work.

>>141693810
BBC is one of the most popular porn search items among men.

>>141693838
They have already corrupted so many minds.

>>141693712
poor

>>141693764
Typo.

>>141693888
Traditionally, males are rather fixated in their sexual interests and don't really adopt new likings because of peer pressure.

Stop listening to /pol/.

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>>141693823
Aww thank you anon. I honestly didn't expect anyone to consider my tastes good with that post myself. I just happen to find most of his past doujins to be pretty good, since i like vanilla and the art style is pretty appealing.

>>141693928
>don't really adopt new likings because of peer pressure
Beta males show otherwise.
Even if it's them chasing sex, it's still peer pressure.

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Can we drop the whole cuck discussion and /pol/ memes and go back to talking about silly shit? It was honestly much better than what's currently happening.

>>141693981
You are confusing two different things.
They had their sexual fetishes BEFORE they were pressured into going out and trying to get laid.
Doing something and wanting something are not the same thing.

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>>141693953
The day he stopped drawing porn a star fell from the sky.

Here's hopping he regains his sanity and begins a new.

>>141693928
Not really. People adapt sexual fetishes based on culture.

>>141694087
*based on the culture they grew up in
ftfy

>>141694123
You are right, thank you.

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>>141692030
>>141692031
>>141692082
>>141692637
>>141692893

>>141692802
>that one nerdy black kid with the small dick
>we laugh at him for the rest of high school

>>141693624
So you want to discuss hymen inspection day instead?

>92 replies
>14 images
/a/ disappoints me again

>>141694237
Anon, YOU made that 92nd reply.
And you didn't post an image.
It's all your fault. You are the Ikari Shinji of modern /a/.

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>>141694054
Yeah, he was one of the few who did kinky vanilla stuff that felt right. He stopped drawing porn completely? That's too bad, hopefully he does come back, the girls he drew aside from a small problem of sameface were still pretty cute and sexy.

>>141690701
Try to clean all the semen out of my colon in case anyone notices.

>>141693109
>Maddox
>Cuck
I haven't been listening to his podcast, what happened?

>>141694193
Sure.
I think it's a pretty cute concept.

>>141694642
There's so many different body parts on cute girls that deserve their own inspection day.
What's with the preferential treatment of hymens?
Why no bellybutton inspection day?

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>>141694681
Hymens are special anon, when you see one (if you are fortunate enough) you will realize how important is to safeguard them.

>>141694681
Not all girls have belly buttons you insensitive prick!

>>141694931
That's why I don't have sex with girls, I want to protect the hymens.

>>141695003
Are you being retarded on purpose? The belly button is a scar of the umbilical cord being cut. If you don't have that scar it means you did not have an umbilical cord.

>>141694514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE6jy78tV78&list=PLJ2fDHMSFWCYaC9AEdKwM1HzrtKHsUJg6
>There's nothign shameful about being a cuck guys

>>141695148
C section

>>141695148
In anime there's 2 kinds of girls without belly buttons:
1) monster girls.
2) girls that got theirs stolen as per Japanee folklore.

>>141695148
>If you don't have that scar it means you did not have an umbilical cord.
That's no reason to shame them for it

>>141695189
No, C section would still leave you with an umbilical cord. That cord is not attached to you upon leaving through exit A just so it can be cut off again 2 minutes later.

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>>141695189
you are retarded

>>141695191
if the monster girl is a mammal/reptile base she does have one

>>141695211
this is bait

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>>141695149
>Comparing watching porn to being the same as a cuck

What the hell?

>>141695278
>if the monster girl is a mammal/reptile base she does have one
Not necessarily.
I just read a yuri manga where the protagonist had to cover her stomach at all times because she had accidentally transferred to a yokai high school and would be eaten by the other girls if she was find out.

>>141695364
Youkai are halve ghost, this only applies to monster girls who are biological in origin.

>>141695348
Grasping at straws.
Maddox used to be edgy, now he's a joke. It's funny how I only heard of him again recently because people were laughing at him on here.

>>141690701
But it broke at the last /a/ slumber party.
You girls where too rough with me.

>>141695348
>>>141694514
4chan uses it as a general pejorative, so why not?

Hymens are a myth anyway.

>>141695364
*found out.

Friendly reminder that if you lost your hymen, you're a no good waste of existance. Unless of course, you married that cute guy you lost it to.

...you DID do it for the first time with someone you really loved, right girls?

>>141695554
t. a failed hymen inspection

I finger fuck the shit outta my pussy until it breaks. Then I try to explain that I am on my period and need tampons. Once I have the tampons, I fuck my cunt with the tampon.

>>141692677
/pol/ has done nothing but made me hate /pol/

>>141695552
That's not the point, the point is trying to make the correct idea behind cuck to look acceptable and comparing it to watching porn.

>>141690701
whats up with nips and their hymens

>>141695689
>look acceptable
Where do you think you are?
Where the FUCK do you think you are?
This is 4chan you asshole.
We do not want to be politically correct. Most of us have fetishes that we would be shamed for outside of this place.
Don't bring this shit here. It's not that you're threatening us. This is not a safe space. This is a space for perverts. You are looking fucking stupid. You newfag probably haven't even watched Boku no Pico out of fear it might make you gay.
Welcome to 4chan. We masturbate to what we want, and if you don't like it, we'll laugh at your reddit tears.

>>141692252

33 year old Wizard here. Do I still count as having my purity even though I fap relentlessly?

>>141695775
I am masturbating to this post right now.

>>141695364
And what is the name of this manga?

>>141692632
Don't listen to that faggot, she is winning.

>>141695775
Everyone here talks shit about cucks though?

>>141691292
If you haven't got one, it doesn't need inspecting. Ergo you've got the day off.

>>141695799
I thought fapping made your mana pool bigger.

>>141696083
This. Fapping is pure. (For guys, not girls.)

>>141696063

We talk shit about furries too. Doesn't stop /mlp/.

>>141695942
Tokimeki Mononoke Jogakuen IIRC. (I actually lied when I said "just". It's been a number of years)

>>141696268

Shouldn't it be pure for girls as long as they don't start sticking stuff into themselves? Same if a guy starts buggering himself, I don't think he'd still be pure.

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>>141696268
>implying girls who masturbate to their crush aren't the cutest

>>141696063
People talk shit about everything, yuri, yaoi, even hetero.
Then they go back to fapping to those same things.

>>141695189
>the fetus is not connected to the placenta before a c section
What the fuck am I actually reading?

>>141695189
You must be over 18 to browse 4chan.

>>141696368
Bless your heart anon

Idly wish I was at home playing video games while my best friend's harem complains that they still have theirs and he just pretends to be deaf, probably.

>>141690701
stop living in a seinen harem manga

>>141697723
>rival isn't aware im his rival
I think im stuck in a shonen manga to be honest.

>>141692677
/pol/ has made me hate /pol/ and the jews

>>141692637

but i did.

coach told me to either drop my pants or take a 0 for inspection day.

parents were mad that i failed but i got my principles.

>>141698196
>implying you wouldn't have gotten a 0 even you'd dropped your pants

This is how you recognize a reverse trap, anons. This "guy" is not a guy at all. Otherwise he'd gladly present his member to his peers.

>>141698285
Not wanting to show my dick to others makes me a girl? I can live with that.

>>141695775
Lurk for 2 years before posting.

>>141699703
I'm pretty sure I've been here for longer than you.

Call in sick. My parents would kill me.