hato's stand edition
pastebin.com/CJPJP2Hi
>>141651080
Is her ability only just heels?
I hope not. It seems so limited.
Second for Asura would beat every single JoJo's ass
>early jojolion scans
>plenty of free booze
so far this birthday's been pretty great
>>141651116
I think she'll become a human porcupine, with spikes everywhere. Specially in her hair.
>>141651116
Her stand ability is probably being able to lengthen-shorten things at an extremely quick speed.
>>141651123
Wrong. As you can see, a Jojo character is at the top of this list.
>Putback vs. Powerman
Who wins?
>>141651200
But anon...Why would Powerman fight his own stand?
>>141651176
Pucci isn't that strong.
>>141651156
She's been lengthening things since her first appearance
>>141651154
Happy birthday anon
I miss Hamon.
>>141651230
I know what she's definitely lengthened.
>>141651200
It's a rock-paper-scissors match
Put Back > Power Man > John Cena > Put Back
Nijimura best girl
>>141651230
Any examples?
>>141651281
Yasuho > Kyo = Hato > Karera > Daiya
>>141651200
Instead of partaking in any powerlevel fantasy fight they just laugh at you and go for a beer together.
>>141651229
I was talking about this guy.
>>141651257
I miss you.
I want to californicate with Daiya.
>>141651316
I think anon may be talking about his dick.
>>141651316
Damo's dick.
>tfw no qt manlet to bully
>>141651361
Those are some nice pancakes.
>>141651281
That's not Karera or Yasuho
Putback is literally only stronger than "fictional characters." If Demonbane or Asura went universe hopping and met Putback, they'd kick his ass because they're not "fictional"
Best Jojo is here.
He is going to beat Damo next month, you know.
>>141651413
Demonbane and Asura aren't real, anon.
>>141651413
Man with salad beats all.
>>141651413
Putback operates on a metatextual concept of reality in which everyone is but a story told by someone else
>>141651176
>>141651229
That´s Joshuu.
>>141651413
If you were Rohan, you would be able to quickly write a manga about them, making them fictional in this universe.
>>141651492
Rohan is a goddamn hack.
>Instead of being original, he needs to steal the memories of others.
>Ripped off the idea of stands the moment he found out there were other stand users for his shitty generic shonen Pink Dark Boy.
>>141651413
Doesn't work, Putback was fighting against real characters during Bohemian Rapsody.
>>141651526
RIP Van Gogh.
Never forget.
Who would win?
Asura, The Destructor with fully charged Mantra Reactor
OR
Every single JoJo at he end of their partsthey made Mithra cry
>>141651492
Don't talk shit about based Rohan.
>>141651560
Batman with prep time.
>>141651525
Why don't you just fuck the fuck off? Rohan is the best mangaka of our generation and best husbando. Pink Dark Boy is 10/10
>>141651560
Why do you even care so much?
>>141651123
>tfw we'll never see CC2 make a Jojo game that plays like Asura's Wrath
>>141651560
Goku
>>141651608
>>141651595
Beaners found out about Jojo.
Expect a lot of shitposting about feats in the months to come.
Is it me...
>>141651642
What the hell does that have to do with Asura?
>>141651691
...or do they have the same face?
>>141651723
It's scientifically proven that beaners care more about fictional power levels than their own lives.
>>141651723
What does that have to do with JoJo?
>>141651560
Make a thread on /v/ about it
>>141651592
>Best mangaka
>Licks spiders
>Bullies little kids
>Lets his house burn down due to petty feuds
>Abuses his powers to read other people's private memories, including a ghost
>Was the one to have caused Cheap Trick to get loose from its original user simply because of his idiotic curiosity
ROHAN.
A.
SHIT.
>>141651541
does polnareff shave his eyebrows?
>>141651793
but they're only on part 4
POST
H A T O
A
T
O
That the hell was up with Nukesaku? Was his second face a stand or did he have a conjoined twin sister?
>>141652029
>>141652083
If she gets in the next Jojo game I seriously hope this is one of her taunts.
>>141652062
it's just vampire body manipulation probably
>>141652062
Vampire frankenstein
Joshuu is literally the most fashionable character
>black, straight hair, can be combed and stylized in any way he wants but chooses to keep them tidy
>sides are bald to prevent shoulders from getting dandruff, also easier cleaning
>doesn't wear piercing or tattoo to keep his skin clean
>Bowtie, the literal symbol of a gentleman
>shirt with really short sleeves to show his slender and masculine pecs, without losing protection against sun and dirt
>arrows pointing to his face on his sleeves to show that it's the brain that's important and not looks, even though his looks is beyond perfecton
>pussy magnet as bracelets, not even yasuho can stand up to it after touching
>colorful belt with 4 different colors, not even Jotaro had 4 colors
>black long trousers with slashes around and not only on the knees, shows that he is stylish from top to bottom
and that's not even describing his Stand
>>141652029
>>141652110
I never knew I wanted this
>>141651934
The eyebrows are seen in that one manga cover, but I don't think even his child form had consistent eyebrows.
>>141652167
>Joshuu is fashionable
>>141652190
kek
someone should make a Diavolo version of this
>>141652291
doc?
Why Kyo said that? Was that Norisuke's orders or she said it on her own? Maybe she followed Jobin's orders?
>>141652317
pretty sure she said why on the page before
>>141652291
Fuck i laughed harder than i should
>>141652167
Sure thing, Joshuu
Anyone remember King Crimson Requiem? If I recall it deleted you if you knew it's users na
Why the fuck didn't Joseph keep up his Ripple training between Parts 2 and 3? He could have been rusing rings around DIO and his henchmen instead of being a stupid old useless faggot who kept getting saved by Jotaro.
>>141651738
Sex Pistols' real name is actually Killer Queen Shoot The Lead
>>141652291
Killed me. Edit definitely needed. Should be Doppio as the poster, Diavolo as Ray Romano.
>>141652397
the only thing Joseph hates more hard work is working hard
>>141651281
Hato > Yasuho > Kyo >Daiya >Kaerara
Anyone who disagrees is objectively wrong
I wonder what happened to the Pillar Men in the new universe. Have they been mentioned at all?
>>141652317
I find this way funnier than I should
>>141652490
Hato genuinely deserves place at least in the top 3 for how unexpectedly she subverted everyone's expectations. Also she's trying her best and doesn't manipulate people or force herself on them which is a big plus
>>141652565
No pillar men and no vampires, just rockmen and Jesus in America
>>141651176
>Popeye could beat Giorno
>Dio loses to a fucking janitor
kek
>There will never be a part set in ancient Egypt.
Shame.
>>141652490
>Karera last
I'll fuck you up
BARBED
CAT
DICK
>>141652636
*rockmen and dinosaurs
>>141652805
>>141652805
SCHIZOID
>>141652798
Your taste is shit, anon
Just like her musk and likely taste
>>141651281
Yasuho>Daiya=Karera>Kyo>Hato
>>141653073
This is a list I can get behind.
Reminder that this is a real ad in tokyo
>>141653185
>Starring Meme Banana
Is anyone surprised?
>>141652392
So it's basically Bites The Dust?
rate my shit taste
>>141653038
fuck you bitch
I want to hug Jolyne
I want to kiss Jolyne
I WANT TO MARRY JOLYNE!!!
I just had a thought while on the shitter.
So in Part 4 Rohan tells Joseph that his manga isn't translated into English because Americans don't appreciate it or something like that. Since the normies have started discovering Jojo will the Rockman mangaka make some comment about how his manga is being adapted for an international audience?
>>141653349
>joseph least favorite
you fucked up
>>141653349
>joseph least favorite
yougot great taste
>>141653428
I want to see a rockman shouting "READ THE MANGA" at Joshuu
>>141653349
>Mariah
that's some incredible shit taste right here
That's a lot of bugs he's got
>post yfw rockman mangaka is literally Rohan with no changes to him whatsoever
>>141653349
>The REAL Kakyoin as your main
I don't even care about the rest, you're my nigga
>>141653349
>Joseph least favourite
Good taste, anon.
>>141653792
Post yfw eockman mangaka is a polar opposite of Rohan: nice, helpeful and well-adjusted to daily life
>>141653792
This would be even worse than Alt Diego
>>141651257
Well, then you can go watch/read Naruto/Bleach/HxH and many other shonen with literally the same concept.
>>141651934
>>141651934
Avdol burned them off during their fight
>>141653349
Probably the best one of these I've seen in living memory
>>141652062
Vampires and pillarmen had protostands
>>141653873
So a real Araki insert?
>>141652805
>>141652973
How many times do you think he's been raped to death?
>>141653873
Araki loves Rohan how he is too much to change him. We are getting Kohan Rishibe, mangaka author of Pink Dark Man.
>>141652291
Done
>>141654114
perfect
>>141653743
A murderer, that's what he is.
>>141651281
Okuyasu is pretty good, yeah
>>141652317
>doki: heartbeat
>>141653743
>Jobin isn't a yanki
Main villain confirmed
>>141654114
You beat me to the punch anon
well to be fair I didn't know what the fuck to edit with Ray's wiki page
>>141654114
>Ignition-One Scanlations
top kek
>>141654114
nicly done
>>141652291
>>141652450
>>141654511
thanks doc
>>141651281
Kyo > karera > hato = daiya > yasuho
If Hato wasn't used goods she would be higher
>>141654511
Diavolo's last name is Bianchi
>>141651833
you shut up emily
>>141654645
I forgot. Did they ever state this in the manga?
>>141654688
Rohan and Kakyoin are both shit, and so is Diego.
>>141654820
>>141654880
what the fuck guys i was lying
>>141651176
>Saitama that low
Confirmed a list made by some buttmad kid
>>141653924
>implying punch ghosts are better
>>141654927
Damn I didn't even notice.
>>141654943
They are if you read past 3.
>>141654943
They are. Pure ability stands are ideal but punchghosts are better than hamon by a large margin
He did it again.
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znP7cOuq4yY
>>141655010
>Pure ability stands
Speak for yourself. Stands with physical bodies are more interesting than standard superpowers.
Even if the Joestars died while battling DIO, did he even had a chance to conquer the world? he has a weaknesess to fucking sunlight and his "impresive" army of stand users was defeated by 5 people
>>141655198
DIO's stand user army would have been wrecked by Passione the moment they tried taking over Italy.
>>141655132
Everything past Part 3 you really can't call a 'standard superpower'
>>141653349
Not bad. Here's mine.
>>141655198
>>141655233
I'd imagine Josuke and Giorno would've done something about Dio.
>>141655042
God dammit Jobel stream episode 7 already
>>141655042
He's killing duwang for good
>>141655258
What I meant was that stands were an interesting spin on psychic abilities by having them manifest as secondary bodies.
Just having the power isn't as interesting.
I swear in Part 6 I thought Rohan died as the grandpa in the panel after the mangaka was thinking of someone to help him.
>>141655198
Considering most Passione and Morioh users didnt have stands at the moment it was just a matter on how fast he could do it and with the Joestar blood he could increase his stopped time beating the 10 seconds of skipped time of Diav
Who's the purest character in JoJo?
>>141655405
Okuyasu
>>141655455
>Okuyasu
>pure
Nigga is into necrophilia.
>>141655405
Me in the left
>>141655321
But when a stand has a physical body a lot of the time its most useful application is to just punch the fuck out of somebody, which is boring. Although Part 8 has managed to have punchghosts that don't punch that much, I guess
>>141655459
>KNOT IS SHOWING
MODS
>>141655459
Someone call the police.
>>141655459
>tfw Koichifucker has moved on to drawing lego porn
>>141655470
You numbnut Okuyasu was just calling that chick attractive he didn't say he wanted to fuck her
>>141655459
MODS
>>141655198
Post the Hol Horse/Polnareff one.
>>141655599
here anon
>>141655459
MODS
>>141655633
it's as funny as I remembered it
thanks
>>141655459
check out my fresh hot pics bb
>>141655377
Morioh would never have most of its current stand users because DIO's death was directly responsible for Keicho using the bow and arrow
>>141655459
ERASE THIS FROM EXISTENCE
>>141655839
Koichi x Police
>>141655839
koichi really fucks dogs?
>>141655753
This is probably the first porn of Crawling King Snake
>>141655858
no dignity
>Yasuho's lips
>Daiya's breasts
>Karera's strong sexual musk
>Hato's ass
>Kyo's muscles
>Holly's love
If I put these things together, would they make the true best girl?
>>141655898
Yasuho should provide the love
>>141655861
*hard king snake
Hopefully, it is a proud achievement to be credited with the first porn pic of a character especially with a franchise like Jojo
Why is he so perfect, /a/?
>>141655898
only one way to find out
>>141655839
IMMORAL THINGS
I REGRET THE TIME SOME ANON POSTED THE PIXIV ACCOUNT TO THE KOICHI FUCKER
>>141655926
Here's an artists representation of Gappy x Yasuho
>>141655898
Add Reimi's mole on her left breastand the cuts on her back if you're into that sort of shit
>>141655970
He's a French man that respects people of any nationality.He's also not Kakyoin.
>>141656021
please dont post this again
>>141656059
u cant stop me
>>141656021
Now draw one where she's pegging Gappy and crushing all four of his balls.
>watching Yu-Gi-Oh!
>Dio Brando's voice actor is the same of Pandora (DM) and Takuma Saiou (GX)
>yfw "Thousand Knives" Magic Card
>yfw "Arcana Force XXI - ZA WARUDO" ace monster
>>141656094
>femdom
it's shit
it's complete shit
BAAAAAAARRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOO
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>141655470
>Okuyasu is a ghost hunter
Enough of this slander. Why do you think he laments not being born 15 years earlier?
>>141655970
He's not Kakyoin and his characterization is more consistent than Avdol's
>>141656117
What about femdom where the chick is caring and motherly while she plows you in the ass and whispers that you're a good boy in your ear?
>>141655970
He saved Part 3 from utter mediocrity.
Thank you, Benimaru.
>>141656191
it's__shit__
>Teru is still not in Stardust Shooter
Shit game until then
>>141656239
I agree, SNR Norisuke's wife is very underrated, even though she's an unseen character
>>141656222
Even if she provides aftercare?
Araki sure does default to this belt design a lot.
>>141656021
I can't imagine either of them being into this sort of thing at all.
>>141656299
Well, with that added on, I guess I'll have to change my opinion to it actually being pretty___shit
Futa's alright, isn't it, mods?
>>141656094
Any more requests?
>>141656351
That artist actually did actually draw futa Yukako fucking him in the ass
>>141656362
Jotaro star fingering you're waifu
>>141656343
What a weak-ass opinion, no dignity.
>>141656362
Diaya mindwiping Yasuho with CKB
>>141656426
Yep, just posted it. You replied, even.
>>141656362
fem Giorno x ara ara~ fem Dio
>>141656013
I regret missing whatever happened. I will probably never find the source of this
>>141656362
Dio strapping knives to his Dick.
>>141656519
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=49058145
Happy fapping, anon
>>141655264
>Paper Moon King
My goddamn nigger.
>>141656362
fem Giorno pegging mista with his gun mista
>>141656608
If I see any images from that damn profile im blaming you
>>141656021
Why's he doing that to Diavolo
>>141655999
Araki is really showing his inner Yes fanboy this part.
>>141656489
Anyone have the original pic?
Does anyone have a large size image of just the wall eyes, or Morioh scenery? I need a new wallpaper.
I feel like such a fucking retard. I only just realized Jolyne's Stand power is probably one big reference to that one CLAMP doujin.
>>141656773
>>141656426
>>141652317
Which female has the sexiest body in JoJolion? Hato, Daya, Yasuho or Kyo?
>>141656829
It even smells like soap.
>Speed King doesn't add "heat" to things
>it adds "energy"
Suddenly bicycle head is far more dangerous, and it's name fits much better.
>>141656855KareraorDaiya
>>141656855
Karera
>>141656855
the bathtub girl
If Hato is heart, and Daiya is diamond, then why aren't Jobin and Joshuu club and spade?
>>141656817
Thanks, anon. I was hoping this would happen.
>>141656940
because crazy diamond is full of hearts but doesn't have clubs or spades
>>141656883
This, increasing kinetic energy of particles is its true ability. It's a reverse White Album.
>>141656940
Mitsuba is club and Tsurugi is the spade
>>141656855
Hato>Daiya>Bathtub>Yasuho's mom>Yasuho>Kyo>Water fountain lady>Karerra
Im starting Diamond is Unbreakable.
Last thing I saw was Jotaro saves Joseph, and they leave in a plane.
Now hes got white clothes and is looking for a house.
Did i miss anything?
>>141652062
Vampires all had a super power. Dio had ice and Wired Beck had spikes. I honestly forget the rest, but I do know you can't count Straitz power as Le Lazors Vision™ as all vampires technically can use it.
>>141657057
10 years of Jotaro's life
>>141657057
You missed the part where they have to stop the 36 Kars on mars
>>141657057
Yes, you missed Part 5. Go back, you fool.
>>141657057
10 years of Marine BiologyPart 5 backstory
I'm reading through steel ball run now and I wanna read it at a reasonable pace. Would you recommend 2 or 4 chapters per day? I do wanna catch up to JoJolion, but I don't want to breeze through SBR, I'm only at chapter 20, and I'm already warming up to the story.
>>141656502
>>141657057
Im starting Battle Tendency.
Last thing I saw was Jonathan and Dio dying in the boat while Erina survived.
Now she's old as shit and has a grandson.
Did i miss anything?
>>141657057
you saw as much of Jotaro's life as Jolyne did
>>141657190
There was a Speedwagon spinoff that's a few chapters long.
>>141657085
>>141657110
>>141657124
wait what?
It says SCD is part 3, then Diamonds is part 4.
>>141657057
>he skipped the entire section between parts
Holy shit anon, what are you even doing?
>>141657317
anon it's common knowledge that part 5 is supposed to be read before part 4
>>141657317they're memeing, you didnt miss anything.
read the manga anyway
>>141657164
2-3 more likely. The chapters are slightly longer in part 7 so it's kind of exhausting when you finish one.
>>141657346
Is common knowleadge that you can skip every part straight to part 4
>>141657317
It goes part 3, part 3.5 which is commonly referred to as part 5, and then part 4
>>141657067
Bruford had Love Deluxe. But he's a zombie so it doesn't count.
THEORY: There is no such thing as Rock Disease or the Higashikata curse. Not literally anyway.
The Higashikata family got involved with the rockmen generations ago, and have a deal for the family's maintained prosperity in exchange for something important from each generation. Typically the firstborn child, but in Norisuke IV's case, his mother volunteered to be taken instead of him, and child Norisuke misunderstood it as a disease that was cured through equivalent exchange instead of payment to the rockmen.
>>141657421
Reminder that Jojo is a fruity dessert for girls and
SKIPPING
PARTS
IS
W R O N G
R
O
N
G
>>141657317
>>141657386
I'm not memeing. 10 years have actually passed since SDC.
>>141657419
So that's a month till I finish SBR, and another month to catch up to Jojolion if I continue at the same pace.
>>141657317
You missed nothing. Keep watching, it gets good and new episodes come out every Friday. Don't spoil yourself by looking at the wiki.
>>141656571
>>141657490
>skipping parts
>wrong
But that's not what Araki-sensei says.
>>141657067
Straizo's power is suicide
>>141657526
That's a nice Guanglai Kangyi you've got there
>>141657516
It took me like two months to finish SBR so your fine.
>>141657541
reminder that this is just part 4
>>141657540
He said knives, as in plural.
I only see one. You have failed us.
>>141657526
>>141657448
>>141657346
>>141657386
i dont KNOW WHO TO TRUST
also ive been watching it. I guess ill watch the 8 episodes of diamond, then read diamond and go to part 5
If you people want to post disgusting fetish crap then just post the fucking Rohan weight gain/mindbreak fanfic and be done with it, it doesn't get worse than that.
>>141657541
Reminder that the parfait came after. He clearly changed his mind and retconned his original sentiment.
>>141657596
>weight gain/mindbreak fanfic
This is my first time hearing of this.
And I have become morbidly curious...
>>141657578
He already shoved the other ones up Jotaro's ass, you just didn't see it because the drawing was in stopped time
>>141657567
Oh lawdy, please don't let JoJolion be shorter than SBR.
>>141657588
yeah that's the right move, good on you for reading
can't get my shithead animeonly friends to read anything
>>141657490
>part 9
Alright gentlemen, place your bets on what it is going to be.
I personally think it will be a retelling of Pink Dark Boy.
>>141657588
That's probably the best course of action.
>>141657588
Why'd you even come in to ask about this stuff? You could've at least waited to finish the first ep and realize a time skip happened between parts (like it always has) and what Jotaro is up to
post bossu
>>141657645
Well...that certainly explains Jotaro's face.
>>141657588
Have fun anon, now scram before you're spoiled. Come back when you're caught up, and good on you for wanting to read.
>>141657670
The serialized adventures of Joseph Joestar annihilating rockmen and rokakaka during WWII
>>141657653
It's already been going for nearly as long and doesn't seem to really be going anywhere
>>141657740
JJL has been going about half as long as SBR so far, chapter wise.
>>141657482
We do know the fruit business was started by Norisuke I and that the rockmen were around for longer than human civilization so it's not impossible, why would they need human sacrifices though?
>>141657695
just wanted to know if messed it up somehow
also you guys are my friends :^)
>>141657740
I wouldn't say it isn't going anywhere. At least we learned a lot about Josefumi's past.
>>141657621
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6535711
Curiosity killed the cat, just a warning.
>>141657670
Part 6 but set in an all-male prison in North-Dakota. Pucci is replaced by Wired Beck with a gun.
>>141657696
why the hell do japs like diavolo so much
>>141657795I skimmed it. Was the foreigner Tonio?
>>141657828
Japs love part 3 and 5 above the rest.
>>141657828
They can relate to his loneliness
>>141657670
Protagonist is the daughter of Kyo and an Italian man named Giovanna, one of the allies is a Pucci, there's some sort of Foo/Mikitaka callback too
>>141657828
He is one of Araki's top favorite characters.
>>141657828
Ryona fetish fuel a really cool stand
>>141657795
>The foreigner stepped down and made his way back to the kitchen, turning just as Rohan pushed the massive glob of cake into his mouth. The bright-red sauce was being replaced with smeared streaks of hot pink frosting, covered in sprinkles and sugar dusting. Chunks of cake fell from around his cheeks, loud smacking sounds showing just how much he appreciated the treat. "MmmfffFFfff, oooouughhffmmmm, mmmnnnARRrrmmff, BUUUURRRRRRPRPPP -” a burp interrupts him, and he sprays damp chunks of chocolate cake out onto himself. Immediately, he resumes shoveling the cake into his mouth, farts violently erupting from his behind, this time shorter in length and rapid-fire.
>As the foreigner turned to leave the room, they couldn't help but admire their handiwork. Evidently, their stand had come in handy after all - it did the thing no one said it could.
>It had tamed Rohan Kishibe.
>>141657670
Two Joestar children, a boy and a girl, named Joshua and Joanna. I don't know what they would do. I just think a twin jojo situation would be neat.
>>141656659
>>141657892
>SBR Pucci being SBR Giorno's ally
I like this
>>141657906
>ryona fetish fuel
>King Crimson
>>141657892
>The FF/Mikitaka callback is actually a re-awakened Baoh.
>yfw
>>141657958
Ryona fetish fuel and a really cool stand
>>141657864
No, just some random dude who wanted to make Rohan a hulking mass of retarded fat who can't do nothing but eat and fart while orgasming from doing so.
>>141658007
Ah, okay that makes more sense now.
>>141657828
Everything about part 5 is beloved in Japan because it's the part that 90's kids grew up with.
>>141657726
>Joseph massacring an entire indigenous species. Two of them.
I always knew he was the worst Jojo.
>>141657795>tfw extreme weight gain is my fetish and this would be perfect if not for the boner killer slob stuff
>>141657892
Villain needs to be two people pretending to be one to archetypically reference both V and VI
>>141658096
It also had a lot of purely lethal stands and great fights while the parts before it had their fair share of comedy relief ones.
>>141657726
This'd make him the worst Jojo considering it's quite likely rockmen turned evil solely because someone massacred their trees
Which Jojo has the best ABSOLUTE MADMAN moment?
>>141657670
Josuke's son marry's a descendant of that abdul character from part 7. They have a black son (complete with star birthmark) named Joab Higashikata. He has some kind of Lion-humanoid looking stand named Africa and has to stop and the villain is an evil stand user/witch doctor with some kind of stand-giving artifact.
>>141658205
Josuke running into one of Kira's air bubbles head on
>>141658205
Jolyne's moebius strip and setting herself on fire were pretty great ones
>>141658205
Jolyne with lighting herself on fire or the mobius strip trick, along with probably having the most suicidal stunts out of any character in the entire running of the manga.
>>141657670
It is litteraly impossible to predict.
Who called that, after part 7, part 8 would take place in Morioh, with a 4 balled amnesiac josuke, made of half kira, with sexy koichi?
>>141658205
>Johnny shoots himself and has his horse kick him into the air
>Jolyne sets herself on fire
>Giorno drinks piss
>>141658119
They're described as biologically incapable of living alongside humans. Rockmen are monsters. You kill monsters. Joseph is a hero.
>>141658254
And she basically embraces death, Pucci, knowing full well that she was going to die.
>>141658336
So basically super intelligent niggers ?
>>141658336
They're not monsters by default, they easily become monsters after being forced to coexist with humans by circumstances though. Aisho wasn't necessarily an outlier.
LIVE ACTION SBR CONFIRMED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjIMIXO3eyw
>>141658124
also, hi lobotomy anon.
>>141658419
fuck, I mistook you for someone else
I'm thinking of getting into Jojo, but the problem problem is that I'm only interested in in Act 3 and onward because of the Stands. I just think it's all a cool concept. Are the first two acts worth watching?
>>141658632
>Acts
And also
>Skipping parts
>>141658632
Kill yourself faggot
>>141658632
>he likes Act 3
Act 3 is kind of a poser tough-guy asshole. Unless you mean Tusk Act 3 which we see for like a single chapter and has nothing special going on.
>>141658683
>>141658694
Gappy, you shitposting asshole.
say one good thing and one bad thing about all the parts you've read
>Phantom Blood
Dio Brando
Takes a while to get going
>Battle Tendency
Joseph ruses make for interesting fights
Caesar got character development too late
>Stardust Crusaders
Final fight is probably the best in the series
Drags on forever
>Diamond is Unbreakable
Best character interaction in the series
The Hand is wasted on okuyasu
>Vento Aureo
Best overall fights in the series
Giorno, despite being the son of dio, is rather bland
>Stone Ocean
>Jolyne is a pretty good protag with a pretty cool stand
>useless jotaro
>Steel Ball Run
>Gyro Zeppelli is the best brojo
>early chapters are a slog to get through
>>141658632
The first two parts are contained in 24 episodes, they're pretty fun, if you skip directly to part 3 you'll think that some characters have weird backstories, especially the villain.
>>141656122
Isnt this cannon in the jojoverse?
>>141658632
Watch parts 1-3, watch 4 and read the rest of the parts. All parts are worth reading, stands only get amazing though starting part 4. Now get out and have fun, newfriend.
>>141658803
yes
>>141658632
Definitely worth watching. It's good to know what's going on and why.
This is a Doppio thread now
post best ship
>>141658803
maybe
>>141658865
>>141658890
>>141658933
I DON'T KNOW
>>141658912
I hate this "aesthetic" cancer.
>>141658763
>Phantom Blood
The setting is cool
The MC is boring
>Battle Tendency
Joseph is a cool MC
Kars is a weak villain
>Stardust
I like the adventure feeling it captured
The first half is a slog
>Diamond is Unbreakable
Best crew, best setting, best part
Before Kira is kind of boring to some people
>Venti Oreos
Cool fights, cool concept
Boring JoJo, shit translations
>Stone Ocean
Jolyne was cool I guess
Art and pacing was questionable at some points
>Steel Ball Run
Best writing characters, cool villain
Everything between the first stretch and Mandom is kind of boring
>JoJolion so far
Art is top tier
Araki didn't know what he was doing at first
>>141651738
You might be on to something here.
>>141658929
Thought this was Prosciutto for like a solid minute
>>141658803
Can you repeat the question?
>>141658912
When will the Vapormeme die?
>>141658861
>watch 4
No. Just read it.
>>141658763
>Phantom Blood
1) The idea of martial arts in an 1800s British setting is pretty neat, especially with vampires.
2) The fights and artstyle are generic
>Battle Tendency
1) Joseph and the Pillarmen
2) A lot of the crew is lackluster and don't do anything of importance
>Stardust Crusaders
1) Most iconic ending battle
2) Some of the most boring stands in the series and was much longer than it needed to be.
>Diamond is Unbreakable
1) The characters, stands, and fights are all a massive improvement over part 3. Kira is also awesome.
2) A lot of the arcs can be seen as "filler". It takes a long time to get to the true main villain.
>Vento Aureo
1) Some of the best stands introduced
2) Diavolo could have been a better villain.
>Stone Ocean
1) Lives up to the bizarre name
2) Some of the worst stands introduced
>Steel Ball Run
1) Last fights/scenes, while not as iconic as Part 3's, is more emotionally packed and exciting.
2) Johnny is prettylame
I don't want to rate Jojolion before its finished.
>>141651560
GER solos
>>141659018
>>141651738
>>141651691
P4RT
F O U R
O
U
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>>141658929
Why do people make Kira gay? He is obviously a female hand-sexual.
Posting true best ship.
>>141659064
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
>>141659018
>to live simplyMain villain of JJL will be SBRverse Mista, who has a fetish for hairy hands.
>>141651333
Joshua best JoJo
>>141658763
>Phantom Blood
Dio's build up and execution is great
Too short
>Battle Tendency
Joseph is fun to follow
Everyone else beside him is boring
>Stardust Crusaders
The entire Egypt arc is amazing.
Fuck the Tarot card fights.
>Diamond is Unbreakable
Kira is an amazing villain and the setting is amazing.
Takes a while to get going
>Vento Aureo
The mafia and Italian setting is great, Diavolo is a great character
Giorno is useless
>Stone Ocean
Pucci held a presence and every scene with him shit went down.
Dragon's Dream fight.
>Steel Ball Run
Best character depth and some of the most tense fights in the series.
Everything up to Scary Monsters is bland.
>>141652392
That's bullshit, I'm not deleted and I can tell you the user's name is Diavo
>>141658763
>PB
It's a classic
It's also pretty generic
>BT
Seeing Joseph Joestar in his prime
Joseph is the only good character
>SDC
Probably the best part because it's about the downfall of DIO
The first half will bore you to tears
>DiU
Other contender for best part, best example of what Araki is capable of
same issue as SDC in that the first parts are kind of boring
>VA
Some of the best fights
Most of the worst translations
>SO
Good Jojo
Bad ending
>SBR
Everything is all shiny and new
Gyro should have been the Jojo
>JJL
Tamaki Damo
almost too mysterious
>>141659121
>No one even got a 4
Bitch please.
Witness, the power of my stand.
>>141659096
It's not rating it, it's saying what you like and dislike about it so far
>>141659220
Good job faggot but not even my point.
PART 4
The Boss' name is Diavolo!
The Boss' name is Diavolo!
The Boss' name is Diavolo!
The Boss' name is Diavolo!
The Boss' name is Diavolo!
I just want some good Yukako lewds. Is that too hard to ask for?
>>141659311
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>>141659326
This is the work of an enemy Stand
>>141659311
>>141659312
>>141659313
>>141659320
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>>141659326
>Sticky Fingers
>Power isn't causing things to stick together.
>Crazy Diamond
>Neither crazy nor a diamond
>Spice Girl
>Doesn't make things spicy
What the fuck Araki.
>>141659311
>>141659312
>>141659313
>>141659320
>>141659326
YOU FIVE KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT ME, NOW I HAVE TO ERASE YOU
>>141658763
>Phantom Blood
Dio.
Too short and is kind of generic.
>Battle Tendency
Joseph was a good character that made Hamon slightly less generic.
Caesar and Lisa Lisa are just kinda there, not really doing much.
>Stardust Crusaders
When it gets good, like the D'arby/Vanilla Ice/DIO fights, it's some of the best in the series.
Everything else is some of the worst in the series.
>Diamond is Unbreakable
The entire crew is great.
Okuyasu didn't get to fight RHCP by himself.
>Vento Aureo
Mista
The translation
>Stone Ocean
Same exact problems as SC. All of the Pucci fights are amazing, but then you have shit like Yo-Yo Ma.
>Steel Ball Run
The character development.
The dropped plot points and characters, like Pocoloco and Sandman.
>>141659439
>Red Hot Chili Pepper
>not red
>not hot
>not a chili pepper
>>141658419I'm not lobotomy anon, I just want to fuck a morbidly obese Rohan
>>141659311
>>141659312
>>141659313
>>141659320
>>141659326
Who let that faggot Giorno and his little band of traitors have laptops?
>>141659439
actually sticky fingers is a reference to the album cover that has a zipper on it
>>141659440
ANONS
LEAVE HIM TO ME
>>141659485
DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN STAND AGAINST THE ONE WHO IS AT THE TOP
>>141659096
for some reason i really like Johnny. even after getting crippled he still kind of acts like a jackass which i like. his interactions with gyro were great, and i really liked his fight against Civil War.
>>141658767
>The first two parts are contained in 24 episodes
Really? Shouldn't be a problem then.
>>141658861
Yeah, I know that they only just finished animating part 3, and started on part 4.
>>141659485
>>141659375
What is this face trying to convey?
>>141651080
So is Hato's Stand's name confirmed for Crawling King Snake?
>>141659520
>>141659618
Not yet. Wiki editors jumped the gun as usual.
>>141659618
No. Everyone here just thinks that's what it is.
>>141659618
It's confirmed to be Crawling In My Skin
>>141658763
>PB
Will is a great teacher
generic as fuck
>BT
Really fun to read once or watch with friends
unremarkable supporting cast
>SC
D'Arbys are god tier minor villains
unremarkable crew again, especially Kakyoin
>DiU
fantastic atmosphere and character interactions
Okuyasu doesn't fight or befriend any villains on his own like Koichi
>VA
most of the crew is great fun
Trish is among the worst female characters the series has to offer
>SO
incredibly creative stands and fights, almost very single stand has something cool going on
pacing is horrid
>SBR
outstandng character depth and development
stuff prior to HP's introduction/Ringo fight is boring
>>141658763
>Phantom Blood
Excellent setting
It's too short
>Battle Tendency
Interesting fights with using Hamon
It's too short x2
>Stardust Crusaders
Polnareff
Boring
>Diamond is Unbreakable
Provincial town with mysticism
Too long
>Vento Aureo
Best fights
Worst fight with main villain
>Stone Ocean
Joline amazing
Unintelligible narrative
>Steel Ball Run
Gyro
????
>JoJolion
Interesting story
Araki can spoil everything
>>141659455
>Okuyasu didn't get to fight RHCP by himself.
But he did, and was almost killed
>>141659091
End your life.
Leave Hato to me
>>141659712
>forcing yourself to wait a week for a new episode when you can just read it
>>141659712
No you, animefag
>>141659111
but anon...they made mithra cry
>>141658998
>>141659068
If you're taking vaporwave seriously, killyourselves faggots. Vaporwave has been dead for years
Whats that one arc you can't stop re-reading? Why does it bring you back everytime?
For me, it's True Man's World. I love to just re-read it every now and then.
>>141659834
same desu fampai
>>141659791
Doppio a cute
>>141659742
>Leave Josefumi to us
>>141658763
>Phantom Blood
Dio and Jonathan's relationship
Zeppeli was awkwardly introduced, developed, and killed.
>Battle Tendency
Joseph
Lisa Lisa jobbing
>Stardust Crusaders
Dio's world
The three-four enemies not very interesting4
>Diamond is Unbreakable
The chill atmosphere
Kira is shit
>Vento Aureo
The crew's interaction
Sleeping Slaves awkwardly placed
>Stone Ocean
Pucci very interesting villain
The crew is shit
>Steel Ball Run
Gun fights
first few enemies not that good
>Jojolion
Exciting story
Aisho arc not that good compared to the rest
>>141659474I don't get why anyone would want to fuck fatties. And I say this as someone that is fat as fuck.
>>141659834
I've been going over the last few JJL chapters at least once a week, specially Kira blowing up the boat
>>141659834
Bites the Dust/The Invincible Crazy Diamond for me. This shit got me hype.
>>141659834
The Doppio Metalica fight. So good
>>141659647
NOTHING WILL STAND IN MY WAY
>>141659877
>Kira is shit
Please explain
>>141659875
Aunt ?
>>141659863
Yes, yes he is
>>141659877
>Kira
>Shit
>>141659875
>leave Josuke to me
>>141659834
Sugar Mountain
This arch is perfect from start to finish. In it the concentration of everything that I love in SBR.
HIS STAND IS KING CRIMSON, IT CAN ERASE TIME!
HIS STAND IS KING CRIMSON, IT CAN ERASE TIME!
HIS STAND IS KING CRIMSON, IT CAN ERASE TIME!
HIS STAND IS KING CRIMSON, IT CAN ERASE TIME!
HIS STAND IS KING CRIMSON, IT CAN ERASE TIME!
>>141659948
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>>141659954
>>141659957
>>141659877
>Kira is shit
>Aisho arc not that good compared to the rest
All that shit taste in one place
>>141659834
Another One Bites The Dust and Crazy Diamond Is Unbreakable
>>141659948
>>141659952
>>141659954
>>141659957
>>141659977
I want to get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride.
If part 5 never happened and Pucci's end of the universe was happening, what would happen if right before the universe ended King Crimson skipped time?
>>141659948
>>141659952
>>141659954
>>141659957
>>141659948
>>141659952
>>141659954
>>141659957
>>141659977
WHAT IS THIS NEW STAND
>>141659940
I also absolutely love Blackmore's arc. He's such a cool looking character.
>>141659948
>>141659952
>>141659954
>>141659957
>>141659977
>>141659948
>>141659952
>>141659954
>>141659957
>>141659977
>>141659900
>>141660002
It would still happen.
>>141659900
STAND?!
Dojyaaa~~n!
Dojyaaa~~n!
Dojyaaa~~n!
Dojyaaa~~n!
Dojyaaa~~n!
>>141659948
>>141659952
>>141659954
>>141659957
>>141659977
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>>141659952
>>141659954
>>141659957
>>141659977
IVE TAKEN CARE OF POLENAREFF, YOU ARE NEXT. NONE CAN STAND BEFORE THE EMPORER
>>141660068
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>>141660079
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>>141660079
VALENTINE IS SHITPOSTING IN DIFFERENT UNIVERSES
EVERYONE FUCKING HIDE
>>141660068
>>141660069
>>141660070
>>141660077
>>141660079
>>141660068
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>>141660079
D4C, EVERYBODY SHITPOST AT ONCE
>>141660068
>>141660069
>>141660070
>>141660077
>>141660079
Fuck off Funny Valentine
>>141660068
>>141660069
>>141660070
>>141660077
>>141660079
>>141660130
i will take the first napkin
>>141660130
i will take the first napkin
>>141660130
i will take the first napkin
>>141660130
i will take the first napkin
>>141660130
i will take the first napkin
COMBO BREAKER
>>141660132
who is pucci waiting for
>>141660124
>>141660156
>>141660163
>>141660167
>>141660180
>>141660181
WHAT,WHO ARE YOU
>>141660184
To late.
So is this guy using a script or is it a bunch of people shitposting in unison together?
>>141660200
Waiting for DIO.
what the fuck
>>141660184
>combo breaker
>posts tusk instead of ball breaker
>doesn't actually break any combos
Ya blew it.
>>141660207
it's shitlord
>>141660200You
>>141660207
Autistic with 5 devices
I bet it's fucking Mista
>>141660240
that's nice of him
>>141660200
His bible study group
>>141651176
Is the Santa ranking a joke or is there an actual explanation to him being that high up?
>>141660298
Pucci is pure!
>>141660304
It's fucking Santa
>>141660304
He can track every single kid on the planet, that deserves some props.
>>141660329
>implying
>>141660304
Santa Claus has Made in Heaven levels of power. How else do you think he delivers presents to EVERY SINGLE CHILD on Earth in a single night?
>>141660396
>>141660396
>>141660430
I am still thinking how would it feel to be fucked by a cat
>>141660430
Araki knew about 9/11. He tried to warn us.
>>141660489
No bully the Donut
>>141660564
He was shit.
ZA WARUDO
TOKI WO TOMARE
>>141660489
Dio > DIO > Clown face DIO > Part 6 nigga lips DIO
>>141659879For me it's mostly a fetish, I'm attracted to the implications of weight gain and all the soft stuff. Aside from that I just find chubby guys cute.
>>141660652
>>141660614
>Pucci's collar has specific holes for his hair to go through.
I will never understand this.
>>141651176
>Gaav over Xelloss
Chart discarded
>>141660796
can you imagine how ugly pucci would look in real life with all that hair growing from his forehead?
>>141651405
i'm here for u bby, 5'3" reporting in
>>141660857
>>141660796
Was he an alien?
Hot _____
>>141660880
>>141660713
The fucking scriptfag left it's not my fault
>>141660880
, snug pussy
>>141660874
>By part 6 Mikitaka's people have completely assimilated among humans
My God.
>>141660874
Was blue hat a wizard?
Have we gotten any new art of Hato yet to celebrate her badassery?
>>141660945
dem farkin reptilians I tells ya
>>141660969
Blue Hat Man and Elf Lawyer Feedback novel when?
Can anyone beat GER?
>>141660880
This is the first decent jojo genderbend I've ever seen
>>141661011
holy shit i didn't even notice the male sign
>>141661006
>extreme larping with stands
I'd read it
>>141661010
The World over Heaven did in EoH.
>>141661010
Tush ask four
>>141661011
I...I didn't even realize that was a genderbend.
>>141660880
Varbuga
>>141661083
>Tush
infinite ass rotation
>>141661010
>>141661010
Maybe the time-stopping Stands if they move first.
>>141651738
You need to reduce the quality so it can be 44kb
>>141661123
That's why it's perfectly in character, if female HP could pass for a dude when clothed, male HP should look pretty much the same
>>141661158
>Psssh...nothin personnel...kid.
>>141661178
If GER can move in deleted time it can move in stopped time
>>141660969
Yes.
In a world dominated by stands, he was the last true master of magic, living in a world that shunned and ridiculed his art. Great "magicians" knew not the spells of old, but bastardized their concept in the form of parlor tricks to swindle money off the gullible masses, who actually enjoyed being tricked. He couldn't take it anymore, so he went into that magic show, and he showed them the true meaning of the word. He killed not only everyone in the building, but many law enforcement officials who arrived on the scene to stop him. A stand user had to be dispatched to defeat him, and he was imprisoned.
>>141661010
Tusk
>>141661158
>The size of the World's fist compared to GER's
Goddamn. It's like DIO is fighting a toddler.
>>141661230
Is there really any difference?
>>141661412
One is red. The other is usually black and accompanied by dubstep farts.
>>141654010
Oh God, I didn't even think about that...
I want to fuck Gyro so bad anons, please help me I can't control myself.
>>141661845
Get a lower spine injury and watch Brokeback Mountain.
>>141661845
>>141661845
Date a long haired Italian doctor/executioner
>>141661158
>Effortlessly stops Tusk Act 4 and GER
>Then promptly gets decked by Star Platinum
What the fuck Dio
>>141662093
Tusk wasn't rushing him, GER is slower.
Star Plat is probably on par with speed.
>>141661845
Get off 4chan, Johnny
>>141662093
le star platinum is strongest stand xD
>>141662195
go away Araki
>>141662195
Couldn't even stop best snake.
>>141662233
Would Whitesnake and Crawling King Snake be friends
>>141662255
>Crawling King Snake
don't jump the gun my friend
>>141662255
All snakes are friends.
>>141662255
Only until Hato finds out what Pucci's up too
>>141662195
If Star Platinum and Za Waldo are the same type of stand, isn't The World also the strongest?
>>141662322
Warudo Finger when
>>141662322
Araki said that King crimson is the strongest than za Waldo and Banana meme say that Star platinum is not as the strongest as Waludo
>>141662295
The kingsnake would disagree with you, anon.
>>141662295
>>141662416
So would the king cobra
I NEED THE FULL CHAPTER
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>141662416
That's a traitor obviously.
>>141662450
HERE YOU GO!!HOLY SHIT JOUBITN
https://hiwamatanoboru.com/2016/05/17/jojolion-54/
>>141662458
If I crush DIO with a house will his magic Banana Booties pass on to me?
>>141662458
he sleep
>>141662512
You'd get the shoes and the world.
>>141662512
Yes, but your hair will also turn into bananas as well. Such is DIO's curse.
>>141662416
/r/ing crawling king snake eating whitesnake
>>141662650
I'd rather not see stand vore today
>>141662695
Why not?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gkmjo4N32MU
Figured I should share this.... (starting at 23:20)
>>141660547
100% accurate.