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How would your life be different if Illya's mom was your mom?

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How would your life be different if Illya's mom was your mom?
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I'd be afraid of getting into cars
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I'd want to fuck my mom.
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>>141628147

I'd want to fuck my mom.
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>>141628147
I'd be 2.5D
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I'd want to fuck my mom.
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I'd hug Illya all day and fuck Kuro
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Nursing Handjobs.
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I'd want my mom to fuck me
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I'd be dead of old age
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>>141628147
If Illya's mom was my mom, that would make me Illya. And if I were Illya, I'd be sticking my tongue down Kuro's throat right after I finished typing this post.
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I'd really want to fuck my mom.
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I'd want to fuck my mom.
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>>141628556
Did Freud ever say anything about mothers wanting to fuck their sons?
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>this thread
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I'd be fucking my mom right now.
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>>141628147
My life would be an Utopia until Kerry kills her and I'll become an edgelord spending my life finding him
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I would be Illya and I'd be living the dream.
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Happy
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>>141628556
But Kerry is hotter than Shirou.

I don't understand?

Is it similar to how Kerry was cheating on Iris with Maiya despite Irisveil being a lot more attractive?
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>>141629623
No, it's just the "Mother has baby photos of his son" cliche.
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>>141629383
this
My dad would be tapping that shit and I would have someone that takes care of me.
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>>141628147
I'd have a mom
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>>141628147
I would probably have been molested a lot and lost my virginity to a maid.
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Rape the maids and Illya/Kuro and her friends, project swords from my ass
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>>141628147
I would be albino like her, probably.
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>>141629623
>But Kerry is hotter than Shirou.

>Kerry
>Hotter than Shirou

Wut
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>>141628556
>Iri just bullies Shirou the entire time.
I know it's just a gag show but it's fucking sad.
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>>141628556
Iri is the same age as Shirou right? I mean she's like 19 or so.

They're probably fucking.
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>>141630618
I want to impregnate Liz
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>>141630369
Okay I'd say he looks attractive here, but Prisma Illya Shirou isn't even close to being attractive.
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I'd be a cup, tempting people to drink from it, only to slap them.
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>>141630665
Why not both
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>>141628569

Good for you anon, helping to keep your imouto-neesan alive.
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Scary
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>>141628147
I won't let my mom drive me anywhere.

Captcha: cars
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I'd want to fuck my sister.
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>>141630618
I would rather a Sella
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>>141628635
Freud is such fucking bullshit. This guy literally thought "oh I wonder if I can make it big with some crazy bullshit" and the idiots let him because psychology is a joke field.
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still waiting for season 6
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>>141633122
To be fair, Freud wrote of a phase all children go through whether they desire the opposite sex parent and have a sort of rivalry with the same sex parent for the osp's affections. It may be another case of complex things being watered down or warped through popularity.
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Illya has one of the hottest moms in all of anime. And she's so fucking lewd, at least in Prisma Illya.

How does Shirou even survive in that household, he must be gay.
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>>141633768
Iri is draining him dry when he's asleep so he has no drive.
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>>141634132
Especially if Kiritsugu is always gone.
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>>141628147
Does that mean Illya and Kuro would be my imoutos?
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My child will not know if he/she should call me onii-chan, papa or grandpa.
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I would get horribly killed in mage wars
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>>141633768
Shirou is trapped. On the one hand, he has all these bitches teasing him and wanting his dick. On the other hand, it'll be trouble if he gives in. He tries to be good but these bitches just keep pushing themselves on him and make accusations ("Little girls love you, you're such a lolicon~", "Nice to little girls? Better not do anything, you pedo.")

Being Shirou is suffering.
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>>141628222
>>141628337
>>141628147
Desu, anon. I would be in jail for wincest everyday. And absolute halal muslims would rape my boi pussy in there.
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>>141630904
Drei's Shero is the least faggy of all Sheros, anon.
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>>141634132
She has Sella and Leys to do the dirty stuff for her.
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>>141635675
she's not taking pictures of him i various states of undress for laughs
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Did Illya actually stand a chance of being male because Kerry or did they control for that?
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>>141635403
This is the dumbest philosophy in the world outside of self hating fundie Bhudists.
>Buddhism, because Hinduism isn't solely about masochism
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>>141630904
Check those muscles >>141628556


Kiritsugu looks like a retarded manlet in Prisma Illya.
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>>141628147
>How would your life be different if Illya's mom was your mom?
>anonturnsintohotloli.jpg
Does this mean that I'm Illya now?
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>>141635779
If so, then first I'd get a hotel room, get dozens of old fat horny guys in my room where we'd continue to fuck even after I pass out.
You'd be invited too, anon. As long as you're fat, old and horny~
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>>141634527
Nigga has literal Mind of Steel in his household
>stepmom who frequently teases him
>2 maids, one is "deeply concerned"
>2 stepsisters who wants his dick
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>>141635312
>mudslims actually getting into jail
>implying jailing them wouldn't be racist
>implying any policeman or judge would want to lose his job
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I would teach her how to properly drive a car.
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>>141633122
Any psychologist I've talked to that wasn't batshit insane credits Freud with nothing more than popularizing the idea that the human mind can and should be studied. As one of them put it: "Freud did a whole lot of cocaine, but not a whole lot of science."
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>>141636036
And that's just the household. He has at least four schoolgirls all over him, not counting Miyu's thing for him.
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>>141638142
>tfw no Ayako's little brother hitting on Illya so that her onee-chan gets a chance with Shero in Prisma
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Next season will be fucking awful now that the edge and chuuni battles are starting
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>>141628147
I guess I'd fuck my mom, fuck my two sisters, fuck their sexy loli friend, and rape my two maids.
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>>141638259
Ayako's little brother is the same age as Sakura.
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