>overanalyzing gag anime
This is so fucking retarded, holy shit
It's official and from the fashion magazine spread, what you gonna do?
Besides, I'm not really sure it's supposed to be a completely cut and dry psychoanalysis of the characters as much as it's supposed to be a fun way to write about palm reading using the characters.
Because nips love that kind of superstitious stuff.
My thoughts exactly. People need to start learning how to use the goddamn subject lines.
Since I've been led to believe a lot of the people visiting these threads are general fags and crossboarders
myself includedI would've hoped that people had some basic fucking mastery of that.
It's official? Even worse. So apparently the fans will eat anything they come up with.
This isn't a general. If you're unsatisfied, create your own thread then
Are you guys going to throw a buck GB's way? Even though the goal has been met it would be cool given the work she has put in.
Also is anyone working on the fullbokko heroes? I'll gladly typeset if someone translates.
My favorite matsu wants to die so mum. Win win.
Why do they make these deep analyses and potential character development stuff, but then turn around and say "don't waste your time analyzing these characters?
Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining about how they use the characters, because I know it's a silly show, but I don't understand why they keep trying to make them complex, only to discourage fans from analyzing stuff afterwards.
Remember how some magazine said that Choro would start reading BL doujins a become a fudanshi? It's that kinda thing. It's not written by the Ososan staff, just a speculation by the magazine's staff to make people buy it.
Wasn't that just irino saying it was a waste of time? I remember the creators putting some effort so the characters are not so flat but they don't go overboard with it only tease it.
'Cause that was the opinion of a single VA, and even then it's been met with some criticism.
I'm somewhere in the middle of the road. The series would suffer under the weight of too many in-depth meta analyses, since part of the charm is that there are few rules and everything is loose and anything can happen, but...
It's also a disservice to throw out any notion of complexity. Fans kinda love the sextuplets because, probably as a completely unintended consequence, they're extremely well rounded and nuanced characters with lots of good and bad aspects.
That was from a spread featuring fan speculations about what episode 24 might be about.
Canon status depends on who wrote it and I'm 90% sure you're right in saying that the Ososan staff have nothing to do with this. Besides, the actual tone of the writing is speculative.
> It's based on their already existing characteristics and it's probably also a way you can compare your hand to theirs. Japanese school girls love this stuff.
This is exactly what it is.
My hands are closest to Karamatsu's.
The magazine itself had 26 fucking pages about palm reading unrelated to the matsus. They probably did the matsu palms just to tie it into the main feature of this issue.
Don't bother taking it seriously.
Honestly, like >>141556918 said, that looks like a load of bullshit in many ways. It's already a speculation anyyway but you can just look up the individual meanings of the things they pointed out or drew but not commented on.
Kara confirmed to have gone full chuuni and ruined all his chances at life.
And Oso wants him to stay like that so he doesn't look as bad in comparison. Truly the best nii-san.
As I promised, I translated the doujin which was posted a few days ago. The one where Oso fucks everyone. I apologize for the inconsistent SFX translations, I just really hate translating them.
What the hell?
>Your unique aura of isolation will appear mysteriously charming to women
>Get rid of all these things that makes you unique
>Just change everything, Ichimatsu-san.
How mean. But on the other hand didn't he do all those things at the end of Rental Girlfriend?
Thank you so much, you are the best anon.
will you translate niisan motto as well?
I'll get you a doujin of your choice if you like.
That's really wonderful.
I'm one of the buyfags that gets doujin and other Matsu junk every month. I don't mind at all to get you a doujin of your choice. So let me know what you might want if you do.
Pic related is April's haul, nothing lewd that month.
>sage for blog
>My mum is 400 pounds
Are you serious?
saving Ichi sounds like a waste
Are you the one who did the scans of these doujins? If so, thank you.
Also nice collection.
And thank you for the offer. Anything with good on-model art would be great, though I'm particularly fond of
KaraIchi. If you do buy anything and scan it, I'll definitely make sure to translate it.
the amount of jealousy i am feeling is unreal i want your collection
actually i just ordered choromatsu and jyushimatsu plushie keychains/mascots so i'll post pics when i get them
I don't, I pre-order most stuff and always use EMS. I do have a friend that picks me up other matsu goods for me in Japan though.
I am. No problem at all.
I'll do my best to pick you out something nice then.
thanks you so much anon, I love this doujin and love Oso being the top with all his brothers
What are they gonna do? Pave another shortcut?
>Kara and Ichi would both be popular with girls if they just dressed better
How the fuck does mastering yourself to be an otaku a good point? I do agree he should be more confident and not worry so much about what people think of him.
I hate how confident they make Jyushi at being the only one to get laid. If that were the case he would lost it a long time ago even before dating the used goods.
Who knows its a grown ass man who always has his arms up like a t-rex. Lets ignore the fact he talks like an autistic fuck especially about baseball a game he never really played.
I think they are making a poll for the birthday.
Yet that means nothing when he doesn't even utilize that knowledge. I will not use Kun as a reference to his smarts if it has not a occurred. The man took dangerous grunt work when he was desperately trying to move like his brothers. If it was so easy for him to make use of it he take some exam and pass it with flying colors.
So Kara and Ichi get praised in some poll for their birthday while everyone else eats shit for theirs. Thankfully they are not real or this would be really shitty of the people throwing the party for them.
Come on lets be real it probably be
Kara or Ichi first with Jyushi being third usually. Oso will highly likely be the fourth. The one that always switches places is Choro and Todo. Probably Choro will be last but sometimes he beats out Totty.
I never said it was right even as a Chorofag I don't expect Choro to beat anyone. But I have seen several polls seeing him beat others until someone whines about it and we are forced to have a pity poll. Beside that it doesn't really matter since they are still both bottom of the totem pole.
Japan shit taste like always.
>Oso will highly likely be the fourth.
We don't know about that. I feel like now Oso is more popular than Jyushi among Nips. My bet is Kara > Ichi > Oso > Jyushi > Choro > Totty
I am not even shocked this is a thing anymore.
Why Karafags and Ichifags are like this?
Horrible AU mixing with off model to boot. Why is it always with Kara and Ichi?
Sure once all Kara and Ichi fags do the same.
agree choro todo and
osoare great matsu
The Chorofags are so full of hatred, though...
And so easy to rile up.
Better to feel hate then be an emotionless dry monster.
Didn't a lot of people identify with Choro but disliked him anyways? I find it to be pretty amusing.
It was when people started taking those personality tests and a people usually got Choro or Ichi. Yet hardly nobody could get Kara unless they purposely lied on the test to get it.
Yet so many women always identified themselves as Kara despite everything. Shit was pretty pathetic to see.
They are each pure virgins who have never felt the touch of another.
Just tried, and it seems about to be about the same time with Choro. He seems like more trouble than he's worth, though, since unlike Kara he dies almost as soon as he hits the front. Maybe it's just because I have a gold Kara and my Choros are all silvers.
>Maybe it's just because I have a gold Kara and my Choros are all silvers.
Yeah, that might be it. Choros aren't as sturdy as Karas but they hit harder, you can kill more enemies and he's fast so that saves up few seconds. Leveling up the Ichis will help too, obviously.
Need Oso,Ichi, and for once Totty. I am already at 51 golden oden without buying gems. I still find it funny even after this huge update they are still useless.
Feels bad being a Backgroundfag.
Sundress Ichi is cute so it's fine
Last of the Pachinko Police hesokuri previews.
Stealthy faggotry, nothing wrong with that
it's actually Oso in that image, I think.
It's Oso and Ichi, not Kara and Ichi I meant.
Can't remember the source but since it's between two other OsoIchi pics in my folder, it's probably from the OsoIchi bot on twitter
Just check the tag on twitter
I saw how many pages there were and was like "oh shit, this is going to take forever" and then remembered that the pages are already clean and typesetting is literally the only thing that needs to be done.
Is anyone collecting the descriptions for the non-screenshot cards in Osomatsu Party? I'm able to rip the card art, but the descriptions only come with the card once you actually obtain it in-game. I saw a screenshot for the Hana Yori Karamatsu card a while back on one of these threads.
In the meantime, here's the latest card.
I think people think that since they're degenerates in some areas, they'll be degenerates in them all. Happens a lot with fucked up characters. Look at the Danganronpa 2 fandom for example.
They are clown to begin with though.
I read somewhere that the traditionally japanese version of a clown is a male geisha.
> forced romance/declarations of love
> continues typesetting, but sweating heavily
This shit is 100% up my alley and even though it should be common in theory, I hardly ever see it in practice, let alone featuring favorite characters. This doujin is great.
As an OsoChorofag, this pleases me greatly.
Don't be silly. Choro's a filthy otaku, a wishy-washy piece of idol-propagating scum that wouldn't even get scraped off the road if people cared to look at it. Calling him shit would be an insult to shit, as at least excrement can do something by helping plants grow. Just treat him like the back alley abortion he is and get rid of him.
Finally an anon who only speaks the truth.
This is actually impressive, good job.
Like an Ichi from an opposite timeline.
Imagine editing all of Jyushimatsu Festival so that all the skits noticeably leave Jyushimatsu out of it. and replace his scenes with scenes of the others.
>Not editing baseball equipment in to make it part of Coachmatsu's training
Otherwise, well done.
Nobody really knows if that was intentional or not.
I choose to believe it personally though, since I somewhat prefer S1 Ichi and it's easier for me to swallow his "nyaa nyaa~ i am a cute cat~" act as being a nod to his predicament in ep 16.
I believe this has something to do with it.
This isn't about Choro it's about beer. Fucking Chorofags.
Either he now has to pretend because of Kata or Kara helped him break the ice and he started behaving like he always wanted to, you can find arguments for either but no solid answer.
This is /a/ not a Choro appreciation zone, deal with it.
not necessarily but it's still kind of funny.
Yes but you cunts take choro hate pretty seriously. I only visit occasionally after the season ended and there's always choro or Totty bashing. You just can't help yourselves.
Totty is based because he is horrible and knows it but just choose to pretend otherwise. Choro realizes he is a shit later but he took his sweet time and it wasn't very funny. He was funny in the last episode though so it's okay.
I wonder if it's their voices that makes the difference.
All the Oso bashing came during etter and all the Kara bashing was mostly done during early season 1. All that's left is Juice and Ichi, but Juice is shitposting incarnate and got the short end from the threads during Interview and late season 2 and there's not much to do with Ichi.
Sounds like you're the one taking it too seriously. You're welcome to never visit again.
Maybe catfag should erase Ichi in the fist place since he's also a cat, it would be more up his alley. Then the cat could take his place since he can also say nyaa and not talk. I'm sure no-one would mind haha.
I like them both for different reasons. I don't think them become more similar to each other does credit to the roles they are supposed to play. If you like Totty, however, I can understand why you'd like to see more of his traits in choro, who you don't like.
There was hardly any Oso bashing, fag. It was all. "He's so boring, when are we getting more episodes. What's his character?" Once he got expanded everyone shut up.
Kara is intentionally annoying and deserves occasional bashing.
Okay bruv. I'll take that into consideration
Stockmatsufags, please calm down and don't fight. We're all friends here.
In a nutshell, if what GB and that one other translator said was correct, it's kind of a physical/visual representation of how much they care about how others think about/perceive them.
That's why Osomatsu's is cruddy and tiny (he doesn't give a shit), why Todomatsu's is quite large and sparkly, but he 'keeps it close to himself to not bother other people with it' (he cares a lot about his image but he also doesn't burden other people with it), why Ichi's is somewhat large but be buries it (he cares, but doesn't want to admit it/deal with it) and etc.
The jury is out on whatever Kara and Jyushi's orbs represent. Although I think the point of the latter is to be unexplainable.
Fuck you! Don't tell me what to do!
Jyushi got serious hate in Kerosene but won back some of the crowd in Letter. Ichi's character development is so fucking absurd it's hard figure out if you hate him. With Juicy it was because there was too much of him and his quirks but Ichi's character is like Cerberus, one head for darkness, one for moeblobbing and one for a trans-species kitty operation. He just stays fresh and really weird.
>Jyushi got serious hate in Kerosene
Really? From what I've seen, a lot of people thought it was nice seeing a different side of Jyushi.
A lot of the hate that I've seen are from Interview and some of Festival, because he got too lolrandom and annoying to some people.
No problem, I don't blame you. It really didn't help that the official subs translate it as "self-awareness", so until other translators stepped in to explain the context more, non-nip speakers were just scratching their heads over the whole thing.
I only edited out Choro because it was a requested joke, mistake.
Just kidding guys I just have a small dick and crave attention.
Slow down anon-chan...
Please. You saw two people write in lowercase with punctuation and assumed we were the same? Asians and black people must hate you.
sorry i was on my side.
It was more of a, wow that's a smooth edit. I hope it doesn't become a 'thing' like cats though. I don't think that's dramatic or over reactive. Perhaps you're attributing an emotional reaction that just ain't there.
Are you really this pathetic? If you weren't really a samefag then you probably would had already let the matter go and not be so assblasted by starting photoshopping shit. I was thinking for a sec that maybe i made a mistake by calling you a samefag but now i'm definitely sure. This subject is just blown out of proportion now and i'm going to stop.
No no I don't take anything seriously or badly, all comments are funny. It's just a shame that it led to yet another Choro argument when everybody has a different character preference and it doesn't matter. But I think I'll not totally edit out characters from now on except for that one fucking thing.
Shit was already starting. Your edit wasn't the cause merely the focal point. If it's funny do it. The edits are decent enough to be considered good Oso solo pics rather than purely joke edits anyway
>It was more of a, wow that's a smooth edit.
>Choro doesn't need any more shit.
>explain my statement in two sentiments
>express two sentiments
>you quote two sentiments
I'm not seeing an issue. Sentiment one was the edit was good. Sentiment two was hoping choro was going to take over cats in the editing out trend.
While neither were as descriptive as they could be there's no case in suggesting they aren't both clearly present in that response and distinct from one another.
Are you autistic?
>mfw you will never tell him this and see his reaction to it
I mean he probably would shit on a table or something but still.
Stop fighting, please. It's hard times and matsu monday - the matsu on top of it, but surely there is a better way.
Looks like an earthquake in Japan finally killed Ichimatsu.
Is this a bad omen? Like Akatsuka-sensei's picture falling and cracking? I've seen it in anime before.
I feel bad for whoever owned that. Shit.
> shitting on a table
Nah, I don't think so. He does that when he feels pressured or stressed.
Based on what we've seen in the anime and his docomo app, I think it's more likely he'd just scoff. He might want to be complimented, but I don't think he'd believe/buy compliments most of the time.
I wonder what it'd take for him to believe a compliment/affection was genuine.
Does everything have to be an "issue" with Chorofags? If you're not over reactive why even bother replying to >>141599711 to clarify >>141598281 which clearly is just being autistic about Choro as usual. Let edit anon live and edit whatever they like.
I just wanted beer and fucking chorofags always gotta twist things and act persecuted.
>I wonder what it'd take for him to believe a compliment/affection was genuine.
Ask Osofags. Oso is the only one who has managed to do it. Maybe Jyushi too.
Now that's a good way to get him table-shitting, probably.
It's ok though I'd do it too.
So basically know him for years and inside and out, got you.
Ichi is good at talking to Totoko. He also waved at one of the baristas, told Chibimi that she still had juice left and talked to girlfriend-chan sort of. It's scary how fast his love power is growing.
Is there a higher res of pic relared? Ichi is really cute in this.
Here's my largest but there may be a bigger one.
So you admit you were being dramatic and over reactive now?
Just chill and ignore, kicking up a fuss just fuels choro haters. Anyone who can't handle the editing out of their favourite matsu shouldn't be on /a/.
Ososan for sure.
I freely (heh) admit I enjoyed Free!, almost purely and solely because I felt like I was vicariously living out the swim team fantasies I've always had. I was too chickenshit to actually go the swim team in high school, though. I really feel like I made a mistake.
I never thought about Free again once it ended, though. At the end of the day it's pretty cut and dry "lineup of boys with archetypical personalities".
So Kara,Choro,Ichi,and Jyushifags should not post on /a/ then. Since none of them could handle that shit. Osofags don't exist since he is always someone number two then one unless you are lying through your teeth.
I feel like Karafags wouldn't get that angry since being ignored is a part of his charm. If the posts where Ichifags wish Ichi death are anything to go by, they'd just make fun of that. Jyushifags are so rare nowadays, they'd probably stay quiet.
Are you okay anon? It's 4chan, cesspool of shitposting, why are you taking things so seriously?
Chill, offer up a funny edit request and test out your "none of them could handle that shit" theory if you're so inclined.
I don't think ichifags would give a fuck. Ichi is so popular and editing him out wont do anything to his fans or his popularity. We all know it's just an edited picture anyways and that edit would not even become that popular in the first place since a big portion of the fandom would not save/support a pic without their favourite matsu in them. Chorofags are mad because he's unpopular and editing him out and giving out a message nobody cares about him since it's getting attention and that hurts chorofags even more.
Honestly this whole thing is stupid.
Yeah don't kid yourself people don't want to see Kara get hurt. Since he is a pure saint in their eyes no mater how much this has been proven wrong.
why be a cunt when matsus get a cute pandery picture? Oh right that's because it isn't about the picture but the whole abomination that was already the previous thread with all that shitposting fun had.