You are Beerus.
You have travelled to the planet of the last anime you watched to determine whether or not you feel like destroying it. The main character of the episode or film you watched provides you with your impression of the planet.
How fucked is it?
Madoka Magica -
"Grettings humans. I will blow up this universe if you don't give me food!"
Madoka, and only Madoka: "Oh, But of course! I love cats!
Have some food, kitty!"
Sayaka would get us killed.
Mami and Kyoko would be a lucky guess.
But, if Homura starts acting like a bitch and attempts to shoot Beerus or some shot like that, everyone dies.
Umaru would save the universe with her junk food, also, she is lazy just like Beerus.
Local God loses to the power of song.
As if that new world wasn't fucked enough.
Beerus will die
>Beerus' wish at the end of the tournament arc
I love this guy. Too qt. Quickly becoming one of my favorite characters in the entirety of Dragon Ball.