>It's just your headcanon bro

>>139856890
>being a shipper
Die please.

>>139858878
I don't even need to say anything

>>139860084
Because I'm right.

>>139860508
>it's illegal to like/be attached to relationships/characters in a series
NO FUN ALLOWED

>>139860736
Why are you attached to such a shitty unhealthy and doomed relationship?

File: 1437859271770.jpg (106KB, 600x848px) Image search: [Google]

106KB, 600x848px

>>139856890
Shinji Ikari falls in love with a Asuka Langley Soryu.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the German girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression, asking, "Anta baka?" After some investigation, he finds out that the redhead he called is not the same bitch he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is Asuka Shikinami Langley, Asuka Langley Soryu's alternate universe counterpart, Asuka Shikinami Langley, who has fallen in love with Shinji's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of TSUNDERE.

File: 1460163036971.png (1MB, 1018x728px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1018x728px

>>139856890
>being a memelord

Here you go friend

>>139860736
Fuck off to Evageeks if you want to ship. Actually, just die.

>>139856890
>Shinji turned gay after that

>>139856890
it is you double nigger, shinji never had a loving healthy relationship with anyone, the whole point of eva is to take a big dump at dumbass shipper otakus such as yourself

>>139858878
or basically this

>post canon scene
>caption it with comment mocking angry NO-FUN ragers
>everyone gets mad
this is so funny

>>139862477
So that's why he saved Rei in 2.0

File: 1368447127907.jpg (34KB, 300x562px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 300x562px

>>139860855
>langley soryu
>shikinami langley
>AU versions

>>139863555
>trips of truth
/thread

>headcanon
>shipping
All this and more can be found among your friends at www.tumblr.com

>>139865148
I've yet to say anything, i merely posted a scene from the anime

File: 1459353408687.jpg (807KB, 848x1200px) Image search: [Google]

807KB, 848x1200px

>asukafags got cucked by a fucking beta who wouldnt get in the fucking robot

guess it's true, asukafags are all cuckolds

why did she kiss him

i don't remember

>>139866103
she was bored

>>139866103
Sexual frustration

>>139866103
Because Misato doesn't have a Sega Saturn in the apartment to keep Asuka from getting bored.

>>139866251
I really wish I could play Sega with Asuka. I really do.

>>139866103
misato was out with kaji with made asuka feel bad and she had a frustrating and complicated relationshit with shinji so just just went all out on him. the official reason she gave is that she "wanted to kill time"

it was far from a loving kiss too, she's pretty fucked up

You cunts have been doing this for twenty fucking years

>>139868177
DELETE THIS

>>139868291
Fuck you, all this waifufagging isn't what anno intended.
asuka best girl tho

my headcanon is that every lived happily ever after

>all this autism
Why do people go full retard about EoE's ending?
It's fucking left open, there is no way to assert what objectively happened after the Kimochi Warui, or, in other words, everyone can make of it what they want.
Asuka and Shinji being in love is one legitimate interpretation of the story, and it has some basis along with some inconstencies.
Same goes for them actually hating each other or being just horny teenagers with no real feelings involved.
However, people come here and state their opinions as if they were facts, and this triggers endless shitstorms, so fuck you all.

t. "shipper" with an open mind

>>139867671
Wow, Rei really DOES looks like a toilet.

File: 1432359992685.jpg (78KB, 765x570px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 765x570px

Reifags BTFO

>>139869718
>you will never be a Reifag
Reifags are put in their place. All's right with the thread.

>>139856890
I think you're lost. This isn't EvaGeeks.

>>139870156
Fuck off, thanks.