Can you wee/a/bo follow Ellen Baker's way?
Damn elevens making her speak engrish. She's from Boston, not Okinawa.
Baker-sensei needs to improve her Japanese first.
>Ms. Baker will never teach you sex ed
>you will never become her favorite pupil
Some of her fans are worried about the overexposure. If she gets a lot of porn she might be removed from the textbooks. The original artist was apprehensive too.
They probably want to share the latest memes cooked up by Japan's Twitter.
Seriously? this is worse than when people were fawning over that Russian whore.
Stay mad Ukrainian.
>more of her in red sox gear
I've only seen the one pic, are there more?
>don't get her appeal
>closest to perfection a 3D can get
>MILF + military uniform
>career on fast track, hardworking
>wants recognition for what she accomplishes rather than her looks
>beaten by the mob but not intimidated, returns to duty
>plays piano https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxzPNq_G4GM
>"I am not a Pokemon"
Biography by KyoAni when?
>tfw my baker thread got deleted
When are the mods going to make up their minds? It keeps switching from allowing like three threads up at once to purging on sight.
>Her teaching career is in ruins
>Not enough money to return to the states
>Has to resort to "tutoring" at those seedy cafe's
>Gets brutally raped and left for dead
I'm really hard right now
Why did you post this my man?
I remember just about the same thing happened in
People started making so much art that the officials had to step in to tell them to stop.
If they want it to stop, they will simply change the art style back to shittier drawings and change all the names of the characters in the next edition. Baker will become forgotten like proseCUTEor soon enough anyways.
I really hate how you South Koreans are so two-faced at times. Why is it that your people can manage a complete rejection to your past as a semi-tributary state to Ming China during Joseon years (loyal to the point of not giving the Manchu up yours even after being subjugated) yet you still cling onto Confucist backward practice harder than the godless atheists in the PR of C that's claiming to be full descendants of China?
Bah. meant to say not giving the Manchu a shit.
But seriously, why still being so beholden to that Chink originated Confucian practice, especially when the ChiCom are claiming that they inherit that sort of blind filial piety to the parents, the state and then the sovereign? South Korea can get rid of Hanja and move away from the Sinosphere, so why couldn't you get a grip and loosen up already?
We could come up with something interesting like
An American falls in love with Japan. Unable to confess she is gifted by a deus ex machina with a teaching position at a Japanese middle school...
Found the retard that didn't go to school strapped.
Might as well just throw yourselves to the wolves at that point.
I live in bumbfuck nowhere flyoverville and even we had a fatal school shooting and two bomb threats.
>Being professional about it
The Japanese schools are notoriously unprofessional in the handling of any kind of bullying or any sort of scandal. You'd be surprised at just how accurate this scenario is from their viewpoint, for their society is not one where you get fired and then you lawyer up to go to the bitter end.
I'm in high school (18) and here's what I left on my dresser on Friday
dumped out my pockets and took a pic. This guy will get eaten alive after highschool when he doesn't have school guards in spitting distance
I think I found her guys?
>I'm a welfare queen that could barely pass highschool and think that fact somehow puts me above the actual taxpaying citizens
I roll with an m70ab2 just about everywhere I go, bitch nigga.
>not hiding them in your sock
Are any of you this guy by any chance?
If they made belt fed automatic M82s, I'd sell my soul to Barrett
BUT I WANT TO KEEP THE LOOK OF AN M82 WITH THE SCOPE AND WHAT NOT
>Not into incest
Tippity toppity kek.
>bongs still can't get over the fact that the country that rebelled and beat their ass despite being grossly outnumbered and outgunned is also the one that Britain had to come crawling to for both world wars
I prefer my furries intersex, or at least male.
>Self insert love interest
YEP ALL HOPE IS LOST
I HOPE WHOEVER MADE THAT, DIE IN THE MOST PAINFUL WAYS
fuck you. I just wanted happy genki smile ellen baker pictures. Not all this suffering and despair
disappointing and disgusting
Dropped harder than my dick in your mums cunt.
If they wanted her to appear classy and refined then they picked the wrong fucking culture.
Speak for yourself cunt. Everytime I talk on mic fuccbois cream themselves.
>They say that the president will resign
Putin? Hell no.
Icelandic Prime Minister is not the president!
I've not heard of any case where any corporate president is coming down due to the Panama Paper scandal yet.
>We are certain of her success
Ellen Baker's success? Hell no. Not even her creator is really certain of that.
>It really looks as if that I was fanning a sense of insecurity because the details of that interview had spread out.
>I am really sorry [about the overreaction], I didn't really think it through. At any rate, everyone should just take it easy and enjoy.
>not realizing that ail is an english word
>not realizing it sounds nothing like I'll
Would you rather everyone spam Keit-ai?
Then I'll start: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
Because she is the most kawaii prosecutor ever
There he is. There he goes again.
Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little keit-ai post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just choose the picture. Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic flip phone isn’t it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a shitty fanfic. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic cuck NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is “KEK KEK KEK”
You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.
And that’s all you’ll ever be.
There's too much happy Ellen Baker pics
Here, have an unsure Ellen Baker
Thanks for the new wallpaper
That gave me an idea.
Is it possible to make the wallpaper change according to charge level?
You could make it so that on low-charge levels, your wallpaperfu starts to cry or fade away, making you hurry to the charger.
Ken falls in love with Yumi.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the Yumi, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she wasn't Yumi at all. She is actually Lucy, a gaijin blonde bomshell who is best friends with Yumi and has fallen in love with the Ken, who in turn has been blissfully unaware of her crush all this time.
Hijinks ensue as Lucy strikes up a deal with Ken to give him Yumi's darkest, most private secrets in order to equip him with the weapons he needs to conquer the heart of his beloved. While Ken chases Yumi, DRAMA ensues as he begins to fall in love with Lucy instead and question the NATURE of NTR.
Why is a very typical drama love triangle suddenly NTR? Nobody is in a committed relationship.
Goddamn, what a tired meme. Time to shove NTR into a grave with terms like autism that have lost all sense of meaning.
Ｒｅｐｅａｔ ａｆｔｅｒ ｍｅ ”Look harder”.
>Anon, please don't be like Ken.
please do not toy with a boy's heart
>Ever doubting ken-sama
Is no one else annoyed by the fact this Ellen Baker meme is essentially making all American girls look like sluts?
You assume that the SJWs can make the cut to teach at Japan. That's where you are wrong. SJWs are stuck trying to get into 'gaming journalism' where there's no real requirement whatsoever, not so when you are teaching officially as you will need to have teaching certification.
tl;dr: you overestimate the academic credentials of the rank and file of the SJW.
I want to destroy my liver with Baker-sensei
You're in the wrong place, bucko. Go back to whatever containment board you hail from.
>implying all American girls are not sluts
Boy: "Ellen Sensei"
Boy:"Please teach me how to read this one"
Girl: "This part... Ha?!"
"I love you"
Boy:"I.I am sorryyyyyyyy."
Hopefully Ms. Baker has that authentic Bostonian accent.
I want to be Baker-sensei's star pupil and stay back to discuss literature with her so I don't shit up the rest of the class and end up sharing a sweet kiss and embrace with her and then stop there because we're students and it's wrong.
However when I graduate from high school she helps me graduate from virginity with a night of tender lovemaking and we end up going out while I'm in university.
Is Baker invading anime?
>not being her fellow cynical JET member who is disillusioned with his impotence against Japanese rote teaching and dogma
>not letting her genkiness reignite your passion for teaching
>not falling in love with her as mature adults in a foreign land with a common passion for literature and Japanese culture
Flo kept on going strong LONG after porn of her started getting circulated!
It's not us, you retard. Go yell at the nips instead.
>It's going to be just like the esurance girl all over again.
Different situation, stop comparing them like they're the same thing.
Kind of reminds me of the giganigga who taught English to JSes and had a great time with them.
Also I work as an IT guy in an international school and I wish I had a Baker-sensei to flirt with as I helped with her computer troubles.
I'm hoping to return to my high school as a relief English teacher. I have a reference from my ex-teacher calling me amongst the most brilliant humanities/language students to ever be educated there, so I stand a decent chance. It was a boy's school, but has started accepting girls of late. No Baker-sensei, but JKs everywhere. I anticipate fun times. /blogshit
How should there be any doubt to Ms. Baker's statement when you consider what Alpha Go was able to accomplish against that Korean pro Go player? Humanity have better come to terms with robots and AI, and we better do so fast.
Soft tennis. Because it would be absolutely terrible if MEXT issued English textbooks that actually covered anything that isn't Japanese.
These textbooks really are highly exploitable pieces of shit.
Could Ken can be so dense? Holy fuck.
She just wanted to teach
I always got into trouble for drawing over my textbooks, this is some hilarious shit.
Good luck anon, hope you make some girl smile and thank you for being her sensei.
College course books generally don't have pictures, unless you're in some fluffy biosci shit.
Collage coursebooks, however, are straight-up designed for decoupage.
Most college level textbooks don't have anything to vandalize; more importantly, you can foist those textbooks off to junior students and drawing on them makes them unresellable.
You know that it's a race against time as the texts always gets updated. I've been nailed with that way too many times that it pisses me off that I couldn't just pirate all the texts that I need.
They're usually good for a couple of years or so and some freshies buy their textbooks before the prof tells them which version to use. Sometimes, there's no significant changes in the relevant chapters too, so old versions can still be used.
But fuck if they aren't heavy. One of my friends was smart and set up a scanning/photocopying rig for all his textbooks, so he only had to carry his tablet instead of 15 kilos worth of books.
But back to the topic, I want to spend the evening cuddling and making out with Baker-sensei.
Sauce you motherfucker please
Muh fucking dick
T-thanks. I don't expect to find my Baker-sensei, but I hope to expand their horizons with my teaching.
Thad is not the Gaijin Smash guy. I'll confess I actually forgot about him and the first black weeb that came to mind was Thad. It was a shot in the
Fun fact: Japan historically has never associated robots with the apocalypse as much as the US has, in fact it tends to be the opposite, where robots are usually either the hero or controlled by the hero.
So uhh, are otaku actually learning English proficiently because of this now?
>Japanese NEET potatoefaces speaking perfect English
That'd be quite a sight.
I drew, without the whiteout.
I don't know Thad, but the Gaijin Smash guy is a giganigga who went to Japan to teach English and had the most adorable class of students.
It really is, isn't it? Reminds me of old /a/.
>remembering back to some of our dank memes
>remember that meme wasn't sad, even ironically