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what has happend to junior high textbook

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what has happend to junior high textbook
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All those retired 1 dollar a day anime artists that haven't killed themselves need food too.
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>Green -> Brown -> Elen
Couldn't they find a more fitting name for her?
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>girls thinking how creepy this is
>otaku fags being in love with Baker
>even lower birthrates

Banzai!
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I can only hope that with this meme the japanese will actually improve their engrish standards enough to avoid something like Zankyou no Terror
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>>139789318
Who is Baker-sensei's artist?
Is he tagged in sandpanda?
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>>139792435
>sandpanda
Sadpanda. Fuck I'm drunk
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Scans where?
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Where can I buy this? I, uh, need it to learn English.
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/ss/ when? Teacher x middle school boy makes my boner reach the stars
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So how big is your Ellen folder /a/?

105 here.
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>>139789318
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>>139792306
Ahh, "Thank you, no terror!" My favorite anime
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Anyone could translate this for me?
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>>139792583
475.
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Teachers are not for sexualising
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she really is cute. don't know if it's a bad thing but feel as if i'm losing touch with reality
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Now, what will Nip's government do if Ellen-sensei's H-doujin booming?
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>>139794811
Fap.
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There's also a cute brown Indian loli in the new books, whereas before we had a genki and annoying Canadian girl.
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Stop fapping to me!
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An English teacher falls in love with Japan.

Unable to confess, Ellen Baker is gifted by a deus ex machina with Japan's Twitter. Never minding the strange user name, she immediately tweets the country, and is overjoyed to find out that Nihon has a crush on her as well.

But, the next day, when she recounts the previous day's confessions to Japan, she gets no response because Japan is a country, not a person. After some investigation, she finds out that the nation she called is not the same nation she fell in love with. In fact, this Japan doesn't exist in her universe at all. This Nihon is the alternate universe counterpart of her crush, who has fallen in love with her AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as they strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip each other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of ENGLISH.
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>>139794888
Not until you become real and cuddle with me
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>>139792435
http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~vf4n-tnk/
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>>139794876
Yet nobody seems to draw them. They only draw that fucking teacher.
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>>139795087

That's because Becky was pretty boring. New Indian loli has an actual personality, which makes for a nice change. New textbooks are pretty shitty for shipping, though.
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>>139794876
Is this her?
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>>139794977
Of fucking course.
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>>139795116
I'm saying the indian loli has absolutely nobody drawing her. I've only seen one instance from porn of her. All I see is people posting the teacher instead. How fucking depressing.
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>>139795152

No, this is. Dunno who that is.

>>139795187

Yeah, dunno why the teacher has so much popular.
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>>139789408
>>139789318
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>>139794977
FINDS
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>>139795289
Oh, I see. Thought it was her since the artist page said that it's a rough character design for the NewHorizon stuff. Well, Mitra look very cute.
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Useless fucking pieces of shit, all of you.
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i wanna ask, is this meme/fad from Japan itself?
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>>139794977
Stop posting this because it already found a way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
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>>139794977
Only good one
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>>139795516
It's from a japanese textbook dude
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>>139795516
both Japanese and western Twitter
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>>139795566
Stop
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>>139796022
HNNNG
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>>139796022
How old is ms beker.
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>>139796022
>pull a sexual harrasment on sensei
>"young and pure"
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>>139794043
I spent my high-school years searching for those hot teachers porn movies promised me. Never find em.
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>>139795018
now I know what to do with back hair 63
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>>139789318
>tfw I still have to teach using Sunshine textbooks

Fuck this gay earth.
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>>139793934
>>139792583
Give now
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>>139797130
Just go on pixiv
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>>139797102
I want to join you aniki
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>>139793934
Now class, repeat after me:

>THICK
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>>139792785
But, that's not proper English, Ms. Baker.
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>>139797406
They don't teach proper english in Japan so that's fine
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based yanagi fumita
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>>139796022
HHHHNNNNGGGGH
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>>139793738
Is that an Israeli anime?
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Japanese news program.
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Nice crossover.
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>>139797601
>Ellenの弟
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>>139797601
TV anime announcement?
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>>139797644
I want to sexually harass Ms. Baker!
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>>139797601
Elen X otouto doujins, when?
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>>139794977
>The nature of English
It must be said that comparative linguistic is actually a thing.

So /a/, it's time for /lit/
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>>139798118
Get the fuck out of my way you goddamn prescriptivist sons of bitches.

LIVING LANGUAGE
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>>139795152
>>139795289
>>139795389

Deepa a best!
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>>139799335
POO
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STOP SEXUALIZING AMERICANS!
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>>139789318
Something wonderful
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its just a blonde girl with a side tail

shes cute but I don't see how she how she warrants meme status
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Can someone post the NTR scene in that one english text book.
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>>139799915
She's unexpectedly cute for a character in a fucking children's text book.
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>>139799942
I guess but everythings got a cute girl behind it pretty much, even windows
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>>139799977
Do you think Japanese classrooms just have fucking anime all over everything or something?
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>>139800015
You're telling me they don't?

Fucking hell japan get it together
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They work fast
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>>139799335
What a lewd name.
>>139800015
Seeing how they have cute anime girl as mascot for tons of stuff, I wouldn't be surprise.
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>>139794977
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By the way this is from an English textbook aimed at adults from the same publisher
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>>139792435
First time seeing Ms. Baker I though it's done by this guy
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>>139800272
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>>139800330

Post the NTR one
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final battle
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>>139800374
But they're the same person.
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>>139789318
I thought that was Armin fucking Arlert
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>>139800183
>>139800374
>>139800430

what the hell is going on
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>>139795152
>>139795289
>>139795389
>>139799335
DESIGNATED
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How does a guy with an alias like 電柱棒 get a job making illustrations for a children's textbook?

>>139800330
One more.
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>>139800330
Ken falls in love with Yumi.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the Yumi, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she wasn't Yumi at all. She is actually Lucy, a gaijin blonde bomshell who is best friends with Yumi and has fallen in love with the Ken, who in turn has been blissfully unaware of her crush all this time.

Hijinks ensue as Lucy strikes up a deal with Ken to give him Yumi's darkest, most private secrets in order to equip him with the weapons he needs to conquer the heart of his beloved. While Ken chases Yumi, DRAMA ensues as he begins to fall in love with Lucy instead and question the NATURE of NTR.
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>tfw you will never a a perfect Aryan like japan thinks you are
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Green > Ellen > Brown
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>>139800272
ALWAYS FINDS A WAY MOTHERFUCKER
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>>139800592
>>139800667

BIG
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>>139794977
>>139800667
Threadly reminder that you should stop posting that because it's a thing.

https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/
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>>139792785
>your
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>>139800851
>117 thousand words
he's really dedicated to that meme
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>>139800709
>we have a new friend joining us today. This new friend of ours came from Canada / Australia!
>everyone excited
>exchange student is Asian
>everyone goes back to what they were doing before
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>>139800851
>try to read it
>first thing it talks about a misinterpretation of Schrodinger's cat
>stop reading

Every time.
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>>139800521
Scat doujin?
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>>139800928
fck u
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>>139795566
The first episode always gets me.
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>>139789318
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>>139800592
>>139800667
>nips teaches about cuckolding
It's over for Japan. /pol/ was right.
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>>139800286

I thought it was created by Mitcher's artist.
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>>139800928
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it's been a while since i've been amazed by glorious nihonjin culture
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>>139800972
LINK!?
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>>139801096
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>>139800667
>>139794977
HOW DOES IT ALWAYS FIND A WAY?
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>>139801096
>I shiggy diggy doo
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Nips make memes out of the most odd things.

What was before this one? The cat-hole underwear and then the boob-sweater, right?
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>>139801096
>>139801257
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>>139800851
Did anyone actually read it?
I only read the first page and dropped months ago
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>>139801301
Who the fuck would hold his bat like that.
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>>139801229
Japan truly is an advance country.
>>139801299
Boob-sweater came first, wasn't it.
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MISS GREEN IS BEST
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>>139789318
Well, at least she looks pretty cute, and the books look alright. They're not really cringeworthy, unlike those illustrated "how to draw manga" books and comics which are sold in my country.
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>>139800015
Yes.

You have to remember that anime refers to all animation in Japan, not just your stereotypical late night seinen CGDCT anime designs.

Which includes things like Sanrio, Anpanman, Doraemon, etc. By that metric pretty much every cartoon character is anime, and Japan fucking loves plastering everything with cartoon mascots.
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Ms. Baker is a bad teacher
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>>139801390
Wait a sec, that looks like western art
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>>139801390
TUMBLR...!
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>>139800592
I dont think is appropiate to show alchohol consumption in a hildren text book, or are these books aimed to adults ?
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>>139801329
>Please, for the love of God, please don't abandon this. I've read the twelve chapters twice already, and I have to admit, your "adaptation" of Keit-Ai has left a massive void in me.

>It'd be a huge shame if you dropped it, as I, and many others, enjoy this a lot, but if you're indeed doing that, please at least tell us what the outcome is going to be, since you said that you already had the whole story laid out.
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>>139801112
Japan never had anything going for them in the first place.
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I hope somebody draws her in the scout's clothing, from TF2.
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I have no idea what this thread us about, someone please give tl;dr
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>>139789318
Unemployed mangaka assistants need food monies.
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If Ms. Baker were my teacher things would be different around here...
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>>139801669
A popular English textbook in Japan which has illustrations of people had these illustrations moeified. The teacher became a meme.
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>>139800492
Hardcore memeing.
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>>139801669
It's /a/'s newest Keit-ai forced meme.
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>>139801669
old learn english book got found by someone's younger brother and got popular
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>>139797567
French
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>>139801721
>A popular English textbook
Not quite.
These textbooks are provided to schools for free.
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>>139801797
>/a/'s
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>Ms. Baker will never teach you proper english
>you will never become her favourite pet
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>>139801797
You're trying too hard.

>>139801959
I hope she can take the role of my mother to prevent me from fucking killing myself just like my old teacher!
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Is this new circlejerking, non anime related general?

/a/ keep getting deader each year.
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>>139801797
this, except it's more like twitter's forced meme

like "damn daniel" but from japan
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>>139802112
>like "damn daniel"
im watching vine shit(dont ask) and i still dont get that
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>>139795018
http://hobbyjapan.co.jp/hjbunko/series/111/
same artist
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>>139801669
It's (Japanese) Twitter's attempt at Baneposting.
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repostin
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>>139801299
I like ISIS-tan.
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>>139801959
>proper english
>from boston
yeah sure
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>>139802284
She's a cute girl
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>>139802112
>comparing japan's supreme memes to low rent negro vine memes.
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>>139802577

>no "za warudo"
>no "oh my god"
>no "yer kiddemg"
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>>139802577
>wanting jojo references in fate jokes
you got brain problems anon?
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>>139802410
Make cawfee version.
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>>139802112
yep
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The Baker Revolution is going to change to textbook industry on an international level. Boys around the world will fall in love with their textbook waifus and a glorious new Era will arrive.
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>>139793826
>you stinking have the fece nothing was
>she was disorderly on the bed yesterday
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>>139800374
This feels like FSN for some reason.
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>>139800374
THE TIME OF RETRIBUTION
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>>139800374
>>139803632
Punished Baker when?
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>>139802411
>isis-tan
>post yuubari
Is that a meme?
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Is Ellen Baker a rice cooker?
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>>139800272
Is this supposed to be Dark Horizon?
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>>139804502
This is New Horizon. There's no NTR.
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>>139802720
>>139802788
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>>139804015
...Yes.
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>>139803939
Don't you ever reply to me ever again.
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>japanese textbook threads are better than 90% of the threads dedicated to actual anime and manga on this board
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>>139805234
I'll reply to your son instead
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When I was a kid I had a Sesame Street book for learning English.

Elen sensei anime when?
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Why did she initially look like :^)?
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>>139805485
Full metal jacket reference.
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>>139800183
Ellen in MUGEN when?
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>>139794170
Good. Reality is for those unable to conceive of anything better. Join the moe side, and together we can rule the 2D realm of ideal forms.
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>>139805485
DROP YOUR COCK AND GRAB YOUR PANT
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>>139796022
DOYA
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>>139795289
>>139795389
>>139799335
>>139800215
It's a shame real Indian girls have the bad, rough complexion typical of those with darker skin and also smell weird, but such is the nature of 3DPD.
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Oh god this is too perfect.

I'm surprised they don't call her Ellen-chan-sensei yet.
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>>139795332

D O Y O U L I K E H U R T I N G P E O P L E
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>>139799596

LOO
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>>139789318
Mary from Genki will always be my textbookfu
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>>139807531
IN
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Woah did this meme just happen?

I checked pixiv and all the artist I follow are doing it.
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>>139807799
last week
2011 really
somewhere in the 1900s really really
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>>139802077
Not really, this is just the new "It Girl," where people are impressed by cute anime girls showing up in unexpected places.
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Comiket can't come soon enough.
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>>139795018
>>139802246
I wonder if he'll get more work now that his illustrations have become a meme.
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>>139802982
Maybe this is how we can get the negroes and poor people to actually study and stay in school, give them waifus they can only get more of from their books. Maybe even have lewds of them made to be awarded for high test scores.
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>>139807960
reminder of that new yorker article by the weeb who was trying to explain lolis and lolicon using that video.
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https://vine.co/v/iIXb6Y3HPU6

so i found this
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>>139795018
http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~vf4n-tnk/works.html

ooh, you can order his book here, unless someone has already scanned it by now.
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>>139807949
>2011 really
Are you that retard from the previous thread who thought these books were released in 2011?
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>>139809505
im that retard but i am a retard
my name is Retard R. Retardson pleasure to meet you
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>>139805485
OH MY GOD
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>>139800667
Wait. "Try it!"??
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>>139805511
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>>139810021
http://maritan.ytmnd.com/
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Reminds me of the chinese textbooks we used to have for all the stupid immigrant chinese kids who were forgetting their first language.

If I remember correctly, they introduced a token black kid in volume two. The teacher was hot though.
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>>139789318
Oh so she's some English Textbook character, I was wondering who the hell she was, been seeing her around a lot lately.
Man I would have went wild if I had this in school.
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>>139810936
Wish I could remember where I put my copies.
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>>139800374
that's not Dekinai chan
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>>139795389
http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~vf4n-tnk/
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>>139810283
You can scan that with your phone and you get a small video
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>>139799335
>indian enjoying japanese "curry"
She would slap the shit out of him
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>>139800667
So who wins?
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>>139807259
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>>139801096
>>139801257
>>139801301
>that pose holding a bat
>that squiggly, curved pointed open smile
>curly bang
>scrunchie with a side ponytail
Jesus christ, how can a teacher be so damn adorable? The artist nailed it.
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>>139808052
She's not gonna survive that long
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Every thread until you like it
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>>139812394
Perfect now of you go to 2ch.
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What's the pixiv tag?
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>>139802982
Watch as literacy rates jump through the roof in the coming years.
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>mfw Baker lewds
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>>139802982
But will there be husbandos for the girls?
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Here's the original tweet that started this whole meme. For new fags.

Translation: "Huh? Is this my brother's new textbook? Why are they so cute??? And this is Ellen Baker I lover her."
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>>139813510
Who the hell is Mike Baker?
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>>139813796
Her brother

Also 0:30 for her voice
http://ten.tokyo-shoseki.co.jp/text/chu/eigo/sample/files/tr-02.mp3
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>>139813796
Ellen's brother
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>>139813861
>>139813878
>no Baker-sensei incest doujins

Hopefully soon
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>>139813861
>Mike is cumming
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>>139813510
>Alex Green
>Literally wears a shirt that says Genki aka GAINS

Oh look we found the /fit/ character.
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>>139813861
Does her whole family live in Japan? Why the fuck would a chadded out white boy like Mike work at a Chinese restaurant of all places?
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>>139814606
Boston?
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>>139814606
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>>139814606
B O S T O N
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>>139799335
Jews trying to introduce multiculturalism to Japan as well I see.
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>>139796909
>sexual interest in young teens is sinful and dirty

Spot the dumb fundie.
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>>139814606
>Women rush at the lastest thing to stand out and get extra attention
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I don't understand how even 2D can make girls from Boston look cute.
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Lucy drawn by Ellen's artist.
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>>139814606
I should have stopped when I saw the facebook filename
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>>139800667
>Maybe she did, Ken. I have

I know there's probably more text after this since no punctuation, but ending it like that makes it sound so sad, like she saw his his concern for Yumi seeing then like that and noticing Ken had no feelings for her.
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>>139814752
I hate it
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>>139814764
2D is always superior to 3D, you should know this by now anon
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>>139801301
>not Costanza edit
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>>139799335
Doujins by Rustle when

He's not blind yet is he?
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>>139814834
HE HATES IT
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>>139814833
http://www.tokyo-shoseki.co.jp/books/miraikei/download/ch05_lesson17.mp3
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>>139801333
A red sox fan
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>>139814927
Ken's voice is awful
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>>139814606
Hair looks annoyingly fake but other that that it's not bad
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>>139806668
>reference
The entire book is like that.
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>>139814927
Ken sounds super forced
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I don't get it, she looks very generic
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>>139808052
Do I spy a Bubuzuke?
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>>139794876
That's about right, Canada might as well be called New India right now anyways.
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>>139814606
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>>139807549
i want to ntr Takeshi-san
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>>139815088
>generic
>blonde with green eyes and sidetail
>cute as fuck

literally a miracle of the universe
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>>139814833
Damn now I see it too. ;_;
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>>139800667
This HAS to be made into an anime.
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Siddown, Wal-Doh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M4_Ommfvv0
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Ms. Baker is 2 days away from retirement
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>>139814927
Ken sounds like he should be the announcer for a fighting game.
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>>139814606
Ms. Baker has blue eyes, who the fuck is this slut?
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>>139815357
Nice
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>>139800592
Japan doesn't give a shit apparently. Weekly Shonen Jump is aimed at kids, yet one of their authors is a former hentai artist and another one has a history of buying underage hookers.
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>>139815443
>blue

get your eyes checked
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>>139815556
which one is the one with the hookers?
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>>139801461
The books are for a more experienced person i belive, or an "adult" version of said books, which contains this little story arc of a love triangle in each lesson.

Goes for a more day-to-day use of english.
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>>139807407
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>>139815556
american comic artists draw porn on the side all the time

or at least they used to
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>>139815556
by hookers do you mean those high school girls that moonlight as escorts?
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>>139815556
> and another one has a history of buying underage hookers.
kwsk
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>>139807407
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>>139807484
Green tea.
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>>139815556
Like 90% of the anime/manga industry has been involved with porn at one point or another
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>>139800856
>you are waifu a shit
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>>139815849
yes that is correct
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>>139814821
>collar
Cute slut
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>>139815875
This would imply you are the waifu, and a shit
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>>139816287
yes that is correct
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>>139814606
I'm fine with this.
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>>139800592
Electric Column Rod? What's wrong with that?
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Ellen a cute.
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>>139817044
The grey screen is killing me.
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>three baker threads
>200 new entries on pixiv every day

It's getting kind of hard to keep up.
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Why do Japs have obsessions over blonde, blue/green eyed women?

Do you guys remember Natalia?
Then there was that American supermarket girl, not too long ago.
Now it's this.

I get that we are used to blonde women but how rare is it that just a generically cute blonde girl can generate this much traffic?
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>>139817898
I guess you're not aware, but 99% of people in Japan have black hair and brown eyes. No blonde is generic to them.
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>>139817898
People from europe and america = blonde, blue eyes
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>>139815640
Toriko guy
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>>139817898
>American supermarket girl,
I don't remember that one
>>
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>>139800446
Holy shit she really does
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>>139818113
>>139818156
Yes, but we don't find a picture of an Asian girl and draw fan art of her, no matter how rare she looks.
At most we get 3 threads on /r9k/ and 1 on /fit/ about how the Kazakistan volleyball team is full of qts.
Our obsessions never reach mainstream news networks nor generate this much content.
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>>139817898
It's an easy way to visually point out that a character isn't Japanese
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>>139818325
Japan has a different culture than America
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>>139817898
It's the same when we get crazy about a tanned/brown character in anime.
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>>139818325
>Yes, but we don't find a picture of an Asian girl and draw fan art of her, no matter how rare she looks.
That's mostly because 99% of /a/ can't draw for shit.
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>>139818325
Because western internet is shit.
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>>139818275
>sample
senpai
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>>139802112
Except actual content comes out of Japan's dumb memes like all of this art.
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>>139818344
We're not your personal army. Fuck off.
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>>139818655
>pictures=content
>video=content

???
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>>139817898
Japan loves white people!!
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>>139818325
Arrogance!!
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>>139818846
No, there are plenty of nips that think gaijins are gross looking and have big hideous noses. It's just a niche fetish some people have, like how some white guys have an asian fetish, or a delicious brown fetish.
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>>139794977
It just can't keep finding a way like this!
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>>139789318
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>>139789318
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>>139818325
Imagine a real woman with naturally green hair and bright purple eyes. Not some dye job, but some sort of alien-like woman, who's also somehow cute. The west would go nuts over her.

It's like that. Japan is so starved for variety in appearance that blondes look like aliens.
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>>139819383

Obama.
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>>139819571
Sure is. Good work, anon.
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>>139819383
Obama special
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>>139819383
>Repeat after me: Obama is a nigger
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AV-chan can't into english
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>>139820102
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>>139820102
Honk's mouth took too many cocks.
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>>139820102
this is what happens when you have a semen encrusted voice
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>>139815088
>>139815204
but she is also a teacher so /ss/
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>>139820359
>>139820400
The summer Comiket is going to be a blast.
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>>139818284
Exactly the same colour scheme
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>>139820102
She should brush her teeth and clench her stinky asshole harder.
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>>139805485
>Fuck off! 行ってらっしゃい!
W-what?
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>>139818484
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>>139819636
Obama isu a nigaa.
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>>139819383
>peace piece
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>>139817898
>Why do Japs have obsessions over blonde, blue/green eyed women?

Because they're objectively the most beautiful?
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Sensei's cute pits
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I don't get it /a/.
How exactly are these pixiv/twitter memes born?
There must be some science behind this.
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>>139821336
Have you never read a book on how trends happen, anon? There is science and proof behind how it works.
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>>139820775
I can't unsee it
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>>139817898
Because Japan (and the entire world besides Europe) only has dark hair/eyes.
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>>139819424
>Japan is so starved for variety in appearance that blondes look like aliens.
Yeah, no. Maybe a century ago but they're too much used to see real ones on TV and Internet nowadays.
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>>139820102
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>>139821744
>besides Europe

Don't worry, in 20 years Europe will be full of dark hair/eyes shitskins
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>tfw you'll never hold sensei's cute feet in your hands like this
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>>139821910
>20 years
Try ten.
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>>139822083
I think they would be bigger than that.
>>
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>>139822083
This is lewder than handholding
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>>139818275
>>139818484
>>139822189
FUCK THE RED SOX
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>>139819276
t. delusional weeb
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>>139822149

I hope not
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>>139822422
that's a nice drawing
>>
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>>139822673
4 u
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>>139822673

Damn right it is, her ankles are perfect sized considering her height and (apparent) weight, the artist has an eye for finer details.
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>>139821191
rainbow haired purple eyed woman are better
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>>139822914

Speedy Cloud, pls
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>>139822363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBXzHx-jAIo
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>>139821336
People like something and tell other people about it.
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>>139796906
according to >>139797601 she's in her late 20's
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>>139802410
Nice
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Where did this meme come from?
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>>139823862
ur mum
>>
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>>139814606
Triggered
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>>139823897
>I came in babies

Engrish is so amusing.
>>
>Being attracted to your school teacher

Is this actually a thing?
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>>139824067
Why wouldn't it be?
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>>139824067
How is it not a thing
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>>139824067
This IS a thing.
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>>139824067
>he never had the hottie student teacher from the university

God, she made my dick so hard.
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>>139820102
Kek
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>>
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>>139824214

best one
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>>139815443
You should be more worried about your own eyes.
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>>139809825
What's your middle name?
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>>139824067
>he never had a pretty teacher
Man, history class was such a riot back then.
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>>139824067
How does it feel being a-sexual
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>>139789318
I'm in love with Ellen Baker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>139824214
Sabah, please
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>>139818325
Natalya, Sabyna, and Katya are all prime post-Soviet waifus. We just need more Western drawfags.
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>>139800330
>>139800272
dammit, why do I have to already be fluent in English?

Does this publisher have Japanese text books? Like Genki but with a waifu Tanaka-sensei?
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>>139825022
fact
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>>139822422
always remember it's rude to wear your shoes indoors and on the baseball fields in Japan.
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>>139824041
apparently Mrs. Baker isn't a very good teacher
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>>139825426
It is rude anywhere.
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>>139823897
I'm pretty sure that's illegal.
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>>139825651
Misdemeanor.
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>>139825726
For molesting a minor?
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>>139789318
Had it been a mistake?

Ellen knew the risks of a sexual relationship with one of her students. But last night with Ken had been one of the most magical experiences of her life. Over dinner (after half a bottle of Kirin) she had told him about how she and Steve had been growing apart ever since he had been promoted to second chair in Harvard's Asian Studies Department, and how catching him in the act with one of his undergrads had been the final straw. (She didn't mention how her mom often had lectured her on her emotional neediness and tendency to latch onto the first good-looking man to complement her while on the rebound.) But Ken...he had listened. He wanted to make her happy...and sure enough, afterward they had bought a bottle of champagne, went to her apartment...and took it nice and slow.

It had been almost a day. Though part of Ellen told herself that she would be crawling even further out on a limb and that this would be the logical limit, she still wondered, would it be worth it? There would have to be some deft cloak-and-dagger maneuvers, but could she make this relationship work? She had felt a happiness with Ken; a happiness she hadn't felt in a long time. Certainly happier than she had ever been with Steve back home.

Not knowing what exactly she would say, she dialed his cell number.

The recorded voice at the other end said, "We're sorry. The number you have dialed is not available."
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>>139822688
We'll at least he is the only one who tried to correct himself.
Best king.
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>>139824067
>Being attracted to your school teacher
it's literally vanilla tier anon
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>>139824067
It's pretty normal frequent around here, you see it in the news all the time

t. Arkansas
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>>139824067
>had an english teacher straight out of college
>9/10
>still on mid twenties
>big ass
only time I ever was attracted to one the rest were old people though there was a pretty hot male teacher in my school too no homo
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>>139820359
>>139820400
>>139820833
savage

>>139820520
comiket can't come soon enough with Honk AV and Baker doujins
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>>139801229
Is that the New Kindaichi/Tantei Gakuen Q illustrator?
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Have the publishers of the textbook said anything about this?
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>>139826879

>"GAIJIN PIGGU STOP SEXUARIZING CHARACTA FAAACCCKKK
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>>139807367
To be fair, most Indian smell weird because of the food they eat.
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>>139826879
"Thank you for all your cash"

Because of cute sensei-chan they'll be selling tons of books to people who aren't even in school.
>>
>Boston Red Sox fan

shit/10 Go Yanks
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>>139789318
<-- textbooks then

textbooks now >>139800667

What happened?
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>>139800851
Threadly reminder that nobody gives a fuck about your shitty fanfic.
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>>139827185
bucket of cells?
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She just wanted to teach English
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>>139827931
She taught my penis orgasms instead.
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>>139827044
I wanna hug.
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>>139827931
What are those results?
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>>139827931
and then there's this faggot
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>>139827931
>tissues
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>>139827931
Is she going to start a Patreon account?
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>>139814606
Not bad
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>>139800521
Semon demon?
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>>139823513
So popular.
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>>139824067
oh hell yeah
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>>139823464
delete this!
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>>139805485
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>>139827931
What is she using those tissues for
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>>139828443
blue steel
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>>139828861
Wiping her tears.
And her vaginal secretions after she masturbates to the porn of herself.
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>>139828861
Drying her face from all the tears caused by Japan defiling her and ruining her life
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>>139796906
>How old is ms beker.
OLD ENOUGH
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>>139827931
Is it wrong that I prefer Ms. Baker crying as opposed to smiling?

What does that make me?
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>>139805485
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>>139828925
No cry
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>>139794888

Kek

It were preordained.
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>>139805485

classic
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>>139829231
Beautiful
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>>139800667

Wow if learning could be this fun than no wonder average academic scores are high.
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>>139829182
Wait, is this one real?
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>there are people on /a/ who have never cried in their whole life and think its just your eyes getting wet
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>>139829391
No, that can't be.
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>>139807799
>dat lower left panel
I already can imagine how this would sound in broken nip-english.
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>>139817898
>Why do Japs have obsessions over blonde, blue/green eyed women?

The entire world is obsessed with women with those qualities.
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