/ss/ when? Teacher x middle school boy makes my boner reach the stars
Ahh, "Thank you, no terror!" My favorite anime
Now, what will Nip's government do if Ellen-sensei's H-doujin booming?
An English teacher falls in love with Japan.
Unable to confess, Ellen Baker is gifted by a deus ex machina with Japan's Twitter. Never minding the strange user name, she immediately tweets the country, and is overjoyed to find out that Nihon has a crush on her as well.
But, the next day, when she recounts the previous day's confessions to Japan, she gets no response because Japan is a country, not a person. After some investigation, she finds out that the nation she called is not the same nation she fell in love with. In fact, this Japan doesn't exist in her universe at all. This Nihon is the alternate universe counterpart of her crush, who has fallen in love with her AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.
Hijinks ensue as they strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip each other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of ENGLISH.
Is this her?
I'm saying the indian loli has absolutely nobody drawing her. I've only seen one instance from porn of her. All I see is people posting the teacher instead. How fucking depressing.
No, this is. Dunno who that is.
Yeah, dunno why the teacher has so much popular.
Oh, I see. Thought it was her since the artist page said that it's a rough character design for the NewHorizon stuff. Well, Mitra look very cute.
I spent my high-school years searching for those hot teachers porn movies promised me. Never find em.
>tfw I still have to teach using Sunshine textbooks
Fuck this gay earth.
I want to sexually harass Ms. Baker!
Deepa a best!
What a lewd name.
Seeing how they have cute anime girl as mascot for tons of stuff, I wouldn't be surprise.
By the way this is from an English textbook aimed at adults from the same publisher
First time seeing Ms. Baker I though it's done by this guy
But they're the same person.
How does a guy with an alias like 電柱棒 get a job making illustrations for a children's textbook?
Ken falls in love with Yumi.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the Yumi, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she wasn't Yumi at all. She is actually Lucy, a gaijin blonde bomshell who is best friends with Yumi and has fallen in love with the Ken, who in turn has been blissfully unaware of her crush all this time.
Hijinks ensue as Lucy strikes up a deal with Ken to give him Yumi's darkest, most private secrets in order to equip him with the weapons he needs to conquer the heart of his beloved. While Ken chases Yumi, DRAMA ensues as he begins to fall in love with Lucy instead and question the NATURE of NTR.
>we have a new friend joining us today. This new friend of ours came from Canada / Australia!
>exchange student is Asian
>everyone goes back to what they were doing before
The first episode always gets me.
HOW DOES IT ALWAYS FIND A WAY?
Japan truly is an advance country.
Boob-sweater came first, wasn't it.
Well, at least she looks pretty cute, and the books look alright. They're not really cringeworthy, unlike those illustrated "how to draw manga" books and comics which are sold in my country.
You have to remember that anime refers to all animation in Japan, not just your stereotypical late night seinen CGDCT anime designs.
Which includes things like Sanrio, Anpanman, Doraemon, etc. By that metric pretty much every cartoon character is anime, and Japan fucking loves plastering everything with cartoon mascots.
>Please, for the love of God, please don't abandon this. I've read the twelve chapters twice already, and I have to admit, your "adaptation" of Keit-Ai has left a massive void in me.
>It'd be a huge shame if you dropped it, as I, and many others, enjoy this a lot, but if you're indeed doing that, please at least tell us what the outcome is going to be, since you said that you already had the whole story laid out.
A popular English textbook in Japan which has illustrations of people had these illustrations moeified. The teacher became a meme.
>Ms. Baker will never teach you proper english
>you will never become her favourite pet
>comparing japan's supreme memes to low rent negro vine memes.
The Baker Revolution is going to change to textbook industry on an international level. Boys around the world will fall in love with their textbook waifus and a glorious new Era will arrive.
>you stinking have the fece nothing was
>she was disorderly on the bed yesterday
>japanese textbook threads are better than 90% of the threads dedicated to actual anime and manga on this board
It's a shame real Indian girls have the bad, rough complexion typical of those with darker skin and also smell weird, but such is the nature of 3DPD.
Oh god this is too perfect.
I'm surprised they don't call her Ellen-chan-sensei yet.
Mary from Genki will always be my textbookfu
Woah did this meme just happen?
I checked pixiv and all the artist I follow are doing it.
Not really, this is just the new "It Girl," where people are impressed by cute anime girls showing up in unexpected places.
Maybe this is how we can get the negroes and poor people to actually study and stay in school, give them waifus they can only get more of from their books. Maybe even have lewds of them made to be awarded for high test scores.
Reminds me of the chinese textbooks we used to have for all the stupid immigrant chinese kids who were forgetting their first language.
If I remember correctly, they introduced a token black kid in volume two. The teacher was hot though.
Wish I could remember where I put my copies.
>that pose holding a bat
>that squiggly, curved pointed open smile
>scrunchie with a side ponytail
Jesus christ, how can a teacher be so damn adorable? The artist nailed it.
Here's the original tweet that started this whole meme. For new fags.
Translation: "Huh? Is this my brother's new textbook? Why are they so cute??? And this is Ellen Baker I lover her."
Open at own risk
I should have stopped when I saw the facebook filename
>Maybe she did, Ken. I have
I know there's probably more text after this since no punctuation, but ending it like that makes it sound so sad, like she saw his his concern for Yumi seeing then like that and noticing Ken had no feelings for her.
Japan doesn't give a shit apparently. Weekly Shonen Jump is aimed at kids, yet one of their authors is a former hentai artist and another one has a history of buying underage hookers.
The books are for a more experienced person i belive, or an "adult" version of said books, which contains this little story arc of a love triangle in each lesson.
Goes for a more day-to-day use of english.
The grey screen is killing me.
>three baker threads
>200 new entries on pixiv every day
It's getting kind of hard to keep up.
Why do Japs have obsessions over blonde, blue/green eyed women?
Do you guys remember Natalia?
Then there was that American supermarket girl, not too long ago.
Now it's this.
I get that we are used to blonde women but how rare is it that just a generically cute blonde girl can generate this much traffic?
People from europe and america = blonde, blue eyes
Holy shit she really does
Yes, but we don't find a picture of an Asian girl and draw fan art of her, no matter how rare she looks.
At most we get 3 threads on /r9k/ and 1 on /fit/ about how the Kazakistan volleyball team is full of qts.
Our obsessions never reach mainstream news networks nor generate this much content.
No, there are plenty of nips that think gaijins are gross looking and have big hideous noses. It's just a niche fetish some people have, like how some white guys have an asian fetish, or a delicious brown fetish.
Imagine a real woman with naturally green hair and bright purple eyes. Not some dye job, but some sort of alien-like woman, who's also somehow cute. The west would go nuts over her.
It's like that. Japan is so starved for variety in appearance that blondes look like aliens.
Exactly the same colour scheme
I don't get it /a/.
How exactly are these pixiv/twitter memes born?
There must be some science behind this.
>Japan is so starved for variety in appearance that blondes look like aliens.
Yeah, no. Maybe a century ago but they're too much used to see real ones on TV and Internet nowadays.
>tfw you'll never hold sensei's cute feet in your hands like this
Damn right it is, her ankles are perfect sized considering her height and (apparent) weight, the artist has an eye for finer details.
>I came in babies
Engrish is so amusing.
Natalya, Sabyna, and Katya are all prime post-Soviet waifus. We just need more Western drawfags.
Had it been a mistake?
Ellen knew the risks of a sexual relationship with one of her students. But last night with Ken had been one of the most magical experiences of her life. Over dinner (after half a bottle of Kirin) she had told him about how she and Steve had been growing apart ever since he had been promoted to second chair in Harvard's Asian Studies Department, and how catching him in the act with one of his undergrads had been the final straw. (She didn't mention how her mom often had lectured her on her emotional neediness and tendency to latch onto the first good-looking man to complement her while on the rebound.) But Ken...he had listened. He wanted to make her happy...and sure enough, afterward they had bought a bottle of champagne, went to her apartment...and took it nice and slow.
It had been almost a day. Though part of Ellen told herself that she would be crawling even further out on a limb and that this would be the logical limit, she still wondered, would it be worth it? There would have to be some deft cloak-and-dagger maneuvers, but could she make this relationship work? She had felt a happiness with Ken; a happiness she hadn't felt in a long time. Certainly happier than she had ever been with Steve back home.
Not knowing what exactly she would say, she dialed his cell number.
The recorded voice at the other end said, "We're sorry. The number you have dialed is not available."
>had an english teacher straight out of college
>still on mid twenties
only time I ever was attracted to one the rest were old people though there was a pretty hot male teacher in my school too
To be fair, most Indian smell weird because of the food they eat.
<-- textbooks then
textbooks now >>139800667
Threadly reminder that nobody gives a fuck about your shitty fanfic.
>there are people on /a/ who have never cried in their whole life and think its just your eyes getting wet