Welcome..to the「True Man's Thread」
Joseph getting gangbanged by the Pillarmen
can't wait for supersaiyan koichi. And we know it's happening because if you look closely in the original PV you can see his silhouette in the finger pointing pose from the kira fight
Why do tumblr artists always draw jojo characters with such retarded noses? You couldn't just admit that you have no original style and draw a normal looking character well so you had to add your Tumblr™ nose to try and give your art a sense or originality?
>most bullshit finale battle
>2 > 5 > 3 > 6 > 7 > 1 > 4
Part 2 - Kars rolled and got critical miss three times in a roll Part 5 - How do you beat a strong stand? By having one more broken than him Part 3 - Jotaro getting The World is believable since there is inheritance between the joestar stands. But he winning with rage alone, is not Part 6 - Empolion able to master Weather Report in that short span like it's his own stand from the start Part 7 - At least it's "believable" Part 1 - Generally speaking, Jonathan and Dio were close in strength Part 4 - Probably the most human lastboss in term of strength. Once his cover was blown, he got lynch-mobbed
Kissanime was my best guess, thanks.
Regarding CR, don't you have to pay for premium to access new episodes? I've never been pleb enough to even try streaming before
since I was 16 anywaymy animeonly friend always uses kissanime.
> it ruined traps
Literally impossible. If you are one of those sensitive little fairies who can't enjoy something if you see someone you don't like also enjoying it, you are probably from one of those shitty websites anyway.
Could someone explain this part to me? i understand that by using the golden rotation as basis Johnny manages to evolve his stand
but what i don't understand is, what's the point of him saying "i can't do this" 4 times and Gyro's buckle being the basis? this is really confusing
literally just search "jojo" into tumblr and look for any crudely drawn comic.
The only thing tumblr does worse than making up their own self insert personalities for already existent characters is drawing good noses
I know it isn't just a jojo thing but they can draw everything well except the noses and it pisses me off
They give you a certain amount of free episodes to watch but they're full of ads and are a pain to watch
I always assumed Gyro was copying some kind of ridiculous, masochistic, near-death training that his father had done to him. It had no real relevance in learning the Spin, but his father had put him through the same bullshit
Talking about tumblr like it's one person is pretty retarded, it's just a service thousands (millions?) use like a fucking sketchbook. Things that in the past would be private, now easily there and thrown in your face after a simple search, or posted on 4chan by someone looking to be pissed off by something.
Even the "tumblrnose" thing is really overblown, it's not THAT common, just every time anyone with any taste sees one it's like visual nails on the chalkboard.
See, here you can clearly see they're two different articles of clothing but in the other pic they blend together.
How the fuck am I suppose to color this?
I can definitely see him going through the same thing and passing it on to Johnny, yeah, which in a way is a really heartwarming show of respect, in the "tough love" way.
Keep in mind the Golden Ratio is the single most guarded secret of the spin, something that has been protected for centuries in his order, and he's teaching it to a random spoilt brat colonial boy.
Part 7 is at its core a coming of age story, it's all about how important going on THAT journey (even by a very, very roundabout route) is, as it's the journey that makes the man.
Finished part 5 earlier today, ask me anything.
OH I SEE
so that's why Johnny said this line
>"you are Mista now." Mista says, looming over Trish, his hat on her head.
>"But I don't want to be Mista, I want to be Trish!" Says Trish, whimpering.
>"No. You are Mista, now shoot Sale in the head."
>Mista puts his six shooter into her hands. She begins tearing up as she mishandles the heavy pistol, until a loud bang is heard. She has shot herself in the leg.
>"Look at that fuckin' Moron. You're a fuckin' mess!" Sale chortles.
>Doubling over in pain, Trish decides that the only thing left is to end herself. She deepthroats the shaft of Mista's pistol, and pulling the trigger, the gun jams. The metallic taste of the gun and the oils upon it has begun to arouse her.
>Shane and terror gives away to horniness as she once again repatriate the gun. Licking it's shaft, she has an idea. Releasing it's ammo from the barrel, she pops each bullet into her mouth one by one, and then she swallows. She almost cums immediately from the taste of the bullets. Stretching her wounded leg up to her face, she slobbers messily as she tries to lap up her own blood like a thirsty dog.
>Sale, taking action, summons Kraftwerk. "This is the end, Mista!" He cries, as he spears Mists through with Kraftwerk's fist. Throwing the corpse off, he turns to the horny, almost maddened Trish.
>"Come on, you pink sextoy. Come at me." Sale boasts.
>Trish sprints at Sale, tongue lolling as she jumps onto him. Dry humping him viciously, she chums as she does nothing but cares his body and babble.
>Shining Kraftwerk once again, it floats above her and shoved it's strange, robotic cock down her vice-like throat
>She cums instantly as it enters her mouth, and as long as it's there the orgasm continues.
>Kraftwerk is holding Trish's head in place, she can't breathe. As she suffocated, Kraftwerk finally chums, injecting so much sperm into her pump of a throat her stomach bulges and her skin begins to tear the slightest bit from the stretching.
>her eyes roll back as she falls unconscious at last.
There are also biblical connotations with the "you will ask three times again", fuck the same thing returning three times is one of the oldest tropes in storytelling, stretched to 4 in SBR because of the golden rectangle maybe?
>I read part 4 and then 7, went back to read 5.
HIT THE FUCKING DECK
>I read part 4 and then 7, went back to read 5.
Sometimes I wish that Kira got to live a quiet life with his new family.
Everyone, I'm from the future. Not long but maybe about 6 months. Everyone, enjoy Jojo why you can as you can now because things get bad.
First off, congratulations faggots. Smashmouth is the ED. With that more and more memelords invade the anime. JoJo ends up trending on Facebook a few hours after the CrunchyRoll subs hit piggybacking off Smash Mouth trending a few days ago.
For months JoJo is now considered the "meme" anime and the translations in the states get worse. CrunchyRoll begins sneaking in references and jokes (similar to Phoenix Wright) into the Part 4 subs and Viz's subs for Part 1 & 2 drops and it's filled with memes (Think US All-Star Battle.)
So please. Enjoy these last few hours. Don't look down on the current secondaries because soon, you'll be all each other have.
Not to mention the obvious spiritual connotations of having a part centered around a cripple learning to walk again, or the supposed link between the golden ratio used to power up the spin and intelligent design. Part 7 is a lot less heavy-handed with its themes compared to part 5, where Giorno and Diavolo both go on long rants about resolve and fate over and over.
Because the more popular JoJo gets that is apparently a bad thing, even though it's given us western releases of games, more art than ever before, simulcast speedsubs, new scanlations of the whole magna, etc etc.
maybe have it divide around this part?
It ties back to Mista's speech about the taste of a liar from the very beginning of the part. If you really read part 5 you would've remembered.
i try to ungay it but hot pants isnt enough
"""Woman""" literally mistaken for a man by everyone """she""" meets.
Pretty gay desu senpai.
Have a proper waifu instead.
Don't mind me, just posting my fav Kira/Shinobu fanfics
I want to believe
Despite the song being a mega meme at this point, it actually fits DiU quite well in my opinion,
>the ED won't be Only a Lad by Oingo Boingo
Makes me sad senpaitachi
Whoa man calm down.
There's no need to be so hostile.
You fucking shit eating homosexual shitbrain
We need more lesbians
It's a bit too early for something like Soul'd Out.
Do you guys have specific songs or albums that you listen to when reading certain chapters/arcs?
Like when reading "Dio's World" or "Another One Bites the Dust"? Do you listen to the song or album of whatever the stand is named after?
>ED is Canned Heat
>plays over a 90-second video of roto-scoped Josuke doing the dance from the end of Napoleon Dynamite
Post scenes/fights you NEED to see animated
If it's off the clock, it's good for the cock
anon, moot doesn't live here anymore.
The thing is more that not everyone who posts on tumblr draws those noses, but if you see someone drawing them it's almost 100% guaranteed they go to tumblr and usually are a part of the very obnoxious ones as well.
Anyone have the wallpaper-size image of the colored Part 8 crew from the last thread? I forgot to save it.
What pisses me off even more then tumblr noses, is tumblr's insistence in making every character FAT. There is so much jojo artwork that has Jonathan, the pillar men, Johnny, etc fat as all fuck. And its supposed to be 'glamorous'?! Jojo should either be ripped or slightly muscled models.
Yeah fat characters are infinitely worse than tumblr noses
A popular pairing to fujoshi yet nobody here remembers them.
>making characters fat
>making them ugly
>making females hairy as fuck
>making everyone into some bullshit unique snowflake sexuality and gender
>completely overriding the established personalities with your bullshit headcanon
Comic anon from last night is back.
Redumping because I have no life
So it's safe to assume we are getting 2-cour out of part 4? I don't think we can do with just 1-cour.
So we're getting Nijimura brothers today, right?
There are subs for all JoJo anime blurays anon.
However, the censor "removal" on the blurays isn't always very good. Some things remain censored
(it's not really removing because they add the censor rather than uncensor)
I know you're not telling the truth, but part of my is actually concerned that I'm in the Twilight Zone and Part 4 isn't actually being adapted right now and I just dreamed the whole ride.
I don't remember poorly removed censorship in Part 3. I watched the BDs in a week so maybe something escaped me. But in general it was a lot better than Parts 1 and 2 which really had uncensored bits left.
Also they left Pet Shop gouging a dog's eyeball out, I doubt Kira blowing people up will be a problem.
I have access to a 3d printer, what Jojo related item should I print?
I think the mask would be too big so I'm thinking of this
I want to go inside Narancia's Hot Pants
he's the very first dude that I've ever fapped to
>implying gril johnny wouldn't have DFC
The original universe is finished, there's no more stories to tell. As much as some people may want it it's not going to happen. Part 6 was the culmination of the all themes the series had, and was an excellent thematic conclusion and continuing after it would devalue the rest of that universe and what it stood for as well. It's dead anon.
I agree with you, but I wouldn't be surprised if Araki decided to revisit it some day.
If he does, I doubt it'll be something as straightforward as "Part x is set on the original universe", he'll cook up some bullshit space-time stand to bridge the two.
The belt buckle was never the basis, it was a lie. The whole point of it was for Johnny to be driven into a corner and realize the rectangle is in nature and can be referenced in practically everything around them. Gyro never intended to give Johnny the belt buckle, because right after mentioning it, he tells Johnny that he already has other ways of referencing the golden spiral, so why would he need the belt buckle? It was both a combination of Araki making weirdly specific things happen during fights, and also Gyro giving Johnny a crash course on the spin.
A few days ago the official Spanish site or some such shit supposedly confirmed the 39 episode rumour. That could mean we get a second season of 12 or 13 eps which would make DiU 52 episodes. The extra 3 or 4 might be needed for the extra 20 chapters DiU has over SC.
"Fuck you, you didn't do it, now go, enjoy your death loops for eternity" is not over the top? You have weird standards in this matter, it's nothing but glorious asspull that delivered very good the fact that it acts on its own, is remarkable too.
People say "Because It's a popular song from the 90's".
But somehow I doubt people would've brought it up in the first place if shrek wasn't a meme.
I wasnt saying GERs powers arent asspull, but the whole fight is for the arrow and it's pretty much shown that whoever gets it first will win in some way. So it seems pretty straightforward that once Gio got the arrow he pretty much just wins.
It's true though, pal. You're not fleshed out very well. I blame the part you're in being purposefully short and the fact you had to die for it. Caesar however, has zero excuses for being a shit.
I mean, we knew about the bow & arrows since part 4 and that it results in a power up.
The arrow is more or less a big deal throughout the entirety of vento aureo since Black Sabbath,
so I can't really see that as a complete asspull.
I only just realised that Our House would be the perfect ED for the first half of Jojolion.
I was talking more about the fact that Gold Experience Requiem is both automatic and works all the time, even in whatever time-space King Crimson operates. Besides Bohemian Rhapsody, it's just the strongest Stand
Something something hair
Like Eucalyptus, since they're eucalyptus trees. If you've never smelled eucalyptus it's like menthol and plant smell mixed together. It's also poisonous in large doses. Koalas love that shit though, it actually gets them kinda high iirc.
They're surprisingly chill cunts, you can get right up to them and even pet them and they'll just fall asleep like a baby. They don't have many natural predators so they have no survival instinct. They carry chlamydia though, so you probably shouldn't try fucking them if that's your kinda thing.
I'd say it's the same as ASB.
A shitty game that is only worth playing due to the 10/10 fanservice
>starts off with regular REEEEEs
>turns into demonic death sounds
what the fuck
for some reason the number of anchor symbols on Jotaro's hat changes to three in the middle of the first chapter of SHA
Since it's JoJo (funpost) Friday let's do something together
Come join a group draw: flockdraw .com/2ruufd
For the last time; THAT WAS ONLY ROUNDABOUT. David have said before that they picked Walk Like An Egyptian and Last Train Home because they thought it would fit with the themes and time period. Araki probably did listen to them while writing SC but they weren't chosen for that reason.
Man, I distinctly remember there being more of this shit, and it was fucking gureato
The whole Giono vs Leaky-Eye thing was golden
>I can even the a rock into The Rock! What are you gonna do, hit me with that shovel?
>I just had a golden experience in my pants
I'm beginning to understand why the Japs hate this part.
Because Japs have actually come here and said thus. And those among us who can speak moon and have gone on 2chan, been to Japan and spoken with fans etc have all heard from the Japanese fanbase that Stone Ocean is by far the least popular part, and hated by many because Jotaro dies and Jolyne isn't perfect waifu material.
Least popular does not mean hated. 4chan just likes to exaggerate the fuck out of everything so eventually morons started thinking that even mentioning SO in Japan is a fucking social suicide and the government will execute you for shit taste.
I'm not saying the hate is that bad, it is pretty exaggerated. But from Nips that I've spoken too and those who've also spoken to fans in Japan, it's apparent that there is actually a sizable part of the fanbase that shits on it like there's no tomorrow. It goes beyond people just shitting on a part because they don't like it, it's unbridled hatred. It's only a vocal minority though, albeit a sizable minority. The fact that 6 is the least popular also leads to people exaggerating, which is the issue here.
Your friend deserved to be executed for saying something like that
Hey, can someone tell me the stream for the RAW as well. I haven't been very active for months and the old archive is dead for some reason i don't know. Help would be appreciated, thanks in advance.
This fight could have ended instantly if Jolyne and weather report just beat Jack's shit in together but instead Empoleon told them to hide and get picked off because Araki is a hack.
I listen to the ASB/EoH OST.
>Kosaku's ASB theme for Bite the Dust's reveal
>Kosaku's EoH theme for the final fight between him and Josuke
>Funny Valentine's EoH theme for the part of his fight on the train
>Gyro's EoH theme for his part of the D4C fight, and Wekapipo.
It actually works REALLY well
I listen to this when I read the Made in Heaven fight and it fits so well that I wouldn't have it any other way if it ever got animated.
It's a tiny majority, basically about as many as we get here, but more analogous to Pre-New-Scans Part 5.
It has basically no husbandos which is one thing that makes it seem a lot less popular, but Jolyne is one of the most popular characters from JoJo in Moonland.
New pics are up for the episode on david's site
>mfw the ED turns out to be all star
Sorry you feel that way.
This is the song that plays when Kars first turns into a god and I think the levels of despair are expressed perfectly with the choir mixed with the dubstep.
I thought after posting that part made no sense, kill me
>my face when I shit up the thread for months with shrek posting if it is
Anasui is the best
>my Stand power is to create and transform life
>when my Stand reaches Requiem, I can reduce anything to 0 which means I can move in time that no longer exists which works because I say so :^)
Requiem in general was a big asspull. Requiem powers have no consistency with the original Stand, so Araki could just do whatever the fuck he wanted
And thus GRE is the most broken, retarded Stand in the entire series.
You think this is a motherfucking game, Invincible Trio?
King Crimson is fucking easy dude.
He can only do three things;
Make you interact with yourself of the future (making you punch your 3 minutes future self)
Make inconsequential events consequential (Imagine a 3 panels comic strip where the hero prepares to strike a punch, flies to the enemy, and then strikes a punch; KC "deletes" the central panel and the hero DIRECTLY fucking punches the enemy in the face without any warning)
See into the future (this one is easy, since KC can delete time, he can stare at how future events turn out and can "rewind" time, so he knows what will happen and can make adjustments to prevent it.)
That's.. Wrong. COPYPASTA TIME.
Epitaph sees what's fated to happen 10 seconds in the future. If Diavolo sees something bad like he kicks someone in the dick then gets kicked in the dick in return, he will activate KC. Since Epitaph predicted what would happen and he activated KC, during the erased time everyone BUT Diavolo will be forced into carrying out that fate. So the guy will reel from getting punched in the dick despite the fact that Diavolo actually got up and walked behind him, and will then lash out at where Epitaph predicted Diavolo to be standing. When the erased time comes to an end, Diavolo will have gotten up and walked around behind the guy, but he still would have acted as if Diavolo was where Epitaph predicted him. Additionally, since that time was erased the guy will have no memory of the event. To him, it was just Diavolo walking up to him and then all of a sudden he's standing up with his arm outstretched and a sore dick, with Diavolo right behind him.
So in effect, it locks everyone BUT Diavolo into fate for 10 seconds. Since he saw his fate he's free to change it by moving wherever he wants, but he can't change the fate of others which is why they act out what Epitaph predicted and he can't hurt them. Once the erased time is over, Diavolo becomes bound by fate again but a different one from before the erase since he changed it's outcome for him.
It's a dude on
tumblr, obviouslywho draws jojo characters pissing on each other or themselves.
there's a lot of it.
You know posting tumblr shit ironically will eventually (and has already) bring the actual tumblrites here since they think they are in good company.
>two and a half hours
I can't decide if I want to watch it on stream, or avoid the thread after the stream so I don't get the ED spoiled and watch it in 720p.