Oh boy. I've been ready for this for a long time.
That one is boring now. We need fresh ones every time.
Okay imma need a sauce for that one.
Imagine Itou Shizuka saying that. Jesus Christ.
Oh cool, I wasn't expecting this. I got a couple to add to the wall if you want.
This quote from the last such thread started a long chain of events that ultimately got me interested in Puella Magi Madoka Magica.
No it's just as funny in Japanese
Though anyone who reads doujins or manga at anything more than a casual level should probably learn the language since it doesn't actually take that long to be able to read most doujins and SoL or shounen manga.