Some say she's been a high school student for 20 years
Some say her areolas are in the shape of the Nurburgring
Bike Karen best girl.
Some say her curls come from another dimension, where idiots don't ride motorbikes.
>tfw no suzukifu
Stig-chan is the coolest.
>these faggots not doing the intro right
You shame Saint Jeremy with your feeble imitations.
Two things, guys, it's got to be two things. Jezza died for your sins so it's the least you could do to do it right.
Some say she has a Suzuki "S" shaped birthmark on her ass and that her breasts hold the secret to immorality.
that's probably closer to the truth.
>There can only be one thread about one thing at one time
Kill yourself faggot