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You have just been branded. Dafuq you do /a/?

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You have just been branded. Dafuq you do /a/?
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>>139763596
Probably die.
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I would probably just kill myself
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>>139763596
OP here
Do they continue to suffer after they die? That one line he said "To the last drop of blood" confused me
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Be fodder for corpse raping demons
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>>139763596
>Dafuq
plz go
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smear myself in shit to try and seem more displeasing to man eating demons

>>139763824
yep, endless suffering in hell, that swirl of souls that appears a couple of times in the manga
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>Dafuq
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>>139763824
Of course they do. Everyone linked to the brand ends up in hell. Actually everyone linked to the bejelit.
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Here's something I've always wandered about the Brand, knowing it's a physical thing on the body isn't it possible to just remove it? You know just cut it out.
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>>139764106
Well that fucking sucks. How come evil deities are the only deities present in a lot of manga? The anime is so much more depressing with the lack of our friendly neighborhood Puck
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>>139764204
what if you cut it off only for it to appear in the same spot again, and a new spot as well.
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>>139763596
Have people ever just told the God Hand to go fuck themselves?
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>>139764223
Japan is pretty laid back about religion. To the point that the idea of a church being a powerful organization, or a deity actually expecting you to follow his commandments, kind of scares them.
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>>139763596
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>>139764262
Then I guess your fucked, i just thought that it's weird that no one has tried this before hand.
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>>139763596
die to the inevitable demon rapetrain
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>>139764413
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>>139763596
>Dafug

learn to write.

>You have just been branded

Probably get raped.
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>>139763824
No, there's no evidence for that anywhere in the manga.
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>>139763596
Go all Krauser on them and rape'm 11 times a second.
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>dafuq
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>>139763596
It not going to work on me. why I have a character in my mind you don't want to fuck with. someone that is saitama equity opm was made in 2009 my character was made back in 2003.
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Somebody must have an extremely pathetic life or be a very very sad person if I'm important enough to be branded by whomever sacrificed me to get a new demonic body.
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>>139764293
Probably. And it probably ended very, very badly for them.
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>>139763596
Try to bang the lady God hand before my horrible and brutal death
>>139765926
KRAUSER IS RAPING THE GOD HAND
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>Guts haven't killed a single god hand in 27 years.
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>>139763596
Dress up as Kirito then fuck my sister, then maybe suck my own dick. I don't really know
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>>139766739
Jesus that makes you feel
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>>139766739
>berserk is older than some people on /a/
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>>139766252
If two fight this will happen.
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>>139763596
Kill all the demons.
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>>139763596
Masturbate in front of slan
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>>139763679
You go to hell afterwards. Stay alive as long as you can.
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>>139767162
On what kind of toaster or browser is that pic going to crash a browser?
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>>139767229
Why not masturbate inside of Slan?
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>>139767229
Literally this right here.
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Become like that one guy in that horror movie where he replaces his hand with a chainsaw
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>>139767347
Slan would be a crazy fuck
And by crazy I mean her ripping you limb from limb as you came
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>>139767162
Chaika, no! Chaika is not Chaika, Chaika is demons!
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>>139767162
the pic cannot be bigger than the screnn so you're not gonna crash anything son
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>>139767425
Groovy
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>>139767478
Well its the MANLY way left to do, anon
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>>139763596
i got sickass tatoo and its time to hit the club! oh yeaa!
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>>139764366
Sounds about right. A lot of their old monster stories are "Wow you fucking asshole you managed to piss off the god of this thing/shrine/place super hard, brace your anus"
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>>139767606
I mean you could always poke Void's head with your finger too
I bet it's squishy
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>>139763596
I'd kill myself.
I never cared for heaven, so don't look for me to cry.
And I will burn in hell, from the day I die.
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>>139767534
tfw berserk movie starring Bruce Campbell never
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>>139764502
This and try to enjoy it. ; ^(
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>>139767657
>tattoo
GO TO HELL YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG!!!!! GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>139767722
>poke
Actually i want to lick it and see what taste like
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>>139767705
Plenty of shrines in Japan house some sort of sacred rock or whatever whose only apparent purpose is to curse anyone who tries to steal it. I'm down with that religion.
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>>139767923
Yeah, that's how I want to rave on in the club.
You got the right idea, mate!
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>>139767972
>THOU SHALL NOT STEAL THE ROCK FROM THE TEMPLETH
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>>139764366
Yeah well:
>you must obey these rules, some of which don't even make sense, or you'll suffer for all eternity with no hope for redemption whatsoever, but remember, God loves you. *tips fedora*
I can't blame them.
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>>139764204
It's a brand on your soul that materializes a physical wound.
You can't just remove it.
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>>139767934
Why do you want to taste it?
Do you think it'll taste good?
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You know, i have kinda the impression that god hand would have a pretty fucking hard time to deal with anons, used to masturbate at anything from crowbars in rusty buckets to tiles and without any kind of self-preservation instinct
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>>139768135
I have no idea what's gonna be the taste, but sure as hell his brains are gummy and not jelly
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>>139763596
>laugh
>point to god hand fags
>"you have no power here"
>grope slan and insert myself into her vagina
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>>139767301
Doesn't everyone whose not a wizard go to the magic spiral once they die? Berserk is all about hopelessness
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>>139767972
RETURN THE SLAB OR SUFFER MY CURSE
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>>139763596
I don't know, probably... go get a drink.
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>>139768514
Normally, when you die, your soul lingers in the boundary between reality and the astral realm. As you stop giving a shit about your former life, you go further into the inner ethereal realm, meeting elf waifus and husbandos, elemental beings, trolls, and other weird stuff. Then, after you've stopped giving a fuck about that after a long time, you go further to the center, having mellowed out by a considerable margin. Then you meet perhaps even weirder shit, but since you've come to accept it and don't really have any lingering feelings anymore, you shrug. And then, at the end of your journey, you enter the abyss, and you're just part of the endless sea of souls, a drop in the vast ocean, calm and serene, your personality having long since extinguished.

What happens when you die because of the influence of evil is that you go straight to the abyss. No meeting ups with other dead people. No elf waifus. No chitter chatter with elemental kings. No interesting philosophical banter with toads wearing hats. No mellowing out.

You are dragged to Hell, which is everyone complaining forever how much their life sucked and how it sucks now and how everything is unfair and that it's everybody else fault or how it was just god being a dick and whatever. They will continue doing that as long as their personality still remains strong, which is very very very long. And even if after centuries of constant screaming and anguishing your immediate neighbors finally cease to exist, new ones take their place to forever scream their rage at how much life sucked, which you will endure by having to listen to it while you yourself annoy all the others from your constant whining how much your life sucked.
It's like being forced to watch and participate in unironic /r9k/ reeeeee-posting, unable to ever log off or at least browse other sites. The unfunny kind full of stale repeated copypasta with absolutely no variation.
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>>139767923
Underrated post
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>>139769090

>The unfunny kind full of stale repeated copypasta with absolutely no variation.

So basically, infinite Rebuild 3.0 generals?
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>>139769328
>Shinji, the instrumentality project.... is...... the rebuild..... of evangelion
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>>139770211

I swear to god, if someone forces me back into that Hooters in Shibuya. Even though I'll probably move back in for the 3.0+1.0 generals.
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>>139768439
Thank you, Immunity Cat!
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>>139763596
1. Take the author as a hostage
2. Get written in as an omnipotent and omniscient god
3. Destroy all evil with a thought and leave
4. Go back to shitposting on 4chan
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depends on what i get
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blade_Storm_Generation
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>>139771893
cool i got rape powers, WHO GOING TO DO THE RAPPING NOW BIATCH
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Orifice_Invasion
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>>139771893
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnikinesis

Griffith gettin' raped.
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>>139767867
>never
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