>5 million year old goddess >in love with a 14 year old boy

>perfect platonic ideal of a woman devoid of any 3DPD flaws
>in love with you

>>139757574
what a gilf

It's great right?

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She wants the young diggu

Who isn't in love with Beru? He's best girl for a reason.

>>139757574
>5 million year old VIRGIN goddess

Fixed.

>implying anything in the known universe can resist the power of a shota

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>>139757897
It's really, really great.

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>>139757574
>He doesn't want to tenderize Bell-kun's boipucci.

>>139757574
i think the boy has some spell that makes every woman in a 10 mile radius want his dick because they literally fall on it every chance they get

Bell is cute as fuck.

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>>139757574

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>>139758102
I am assuming it's just the Zeus effect.

>>139757574
The concept of age doesn't apply for gods and goddess.

>>139757574
You forgot
>raised by zeus

>>139757574
She loves him as a mother
A possessive mother

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Why would Bell even want used-goods goddess when Aiz Wallenstein is literally right there?

>>139758369
wait he was raised by Zeus? When does it say that cause I don't recall it from the manga.

>any girl being in love with a 14 year old

>>139758005
See, by that time it's a statistical improbability that she hasn't entered in a rube Goldberg machine of pratt falls and landed on an erection.

>>139758290
being a virgin that is that old does. bitch is 5 million years old and never wanted a dick?

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>>139757574

>>139758393
>>139758461
Why is DanMachi the only light novel you guys refuse to read?

>>139758577
I read the manga, but its slow

>>139758451
Why did Bell even like Aiz Wallenstein? She's literally the definition of plain.

Liking Aiz is like liking vanilla ice cream.

>>139758577
Because the kid has it all and it makes for a boring story I just read it in hopes he does lewd shit to one of them and I've read all the shit that interests me already.

>>139758654
he just likes that she is stronger than him

>>139757574
Gods "fell in love" with mortals all the damned time in greek mythology.

>>139758465
This. I can't believe NGE taught you guys nothing. The 30 year old was the harem MC. Even the middle aged father had a harem too. And he fucked them all.

>>139758711
they also turned into animals to fuck women, but you dont see that in anime

>>139758657
I don't read anything but summaries either but I find it weird that people read Mushoku Tensei and Bahamut but not meme girl series.

>>139758794
unfortunately. maybe one day

>>139758864
>maybe one day
One glorious day...

>5 million year old goddess
>virgin

>>139758794
i'm ready for it

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>>139757574
>30 year old man
>in love with a fictional waifu who was created only 1 year ago

>>139758654

Vanilla is a rather strong flavor, you know.

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>>139758794
Kidan no koi is one of my favorite romance manga.

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its funny, in the LNs its already stated shes only 52

which is noted by the other gods as really fucking young

Aiz cream anime when

>>139758695
And that she's 10/10 bangable but that's her entire character anyways.

>>139758177
So perfectly accurate.

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>>139759073
Well, there's that spin-off manga about her. That counts, right?

>>139758840
Bell wasn't an otaku in his previous life.

I guess people love that reincarnation aspect since they can relate more.

>>139759103
10/10 only means shit in the real world in anime everybody has the body of a supermodel so with her body and shit personality she is only on par with everyone else in the series

>>139759183
Its getting adapted

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>>139758986
i like dat little furry

>>139759218
Apparently not though since everyone talks about how smoking she is. In-universe she's a 10. Hestia is like a 7.5 Lili is like a 6.

>>139758913
>you will never pounce on your waifu in a back alley
>she will never slowly loosen up to the idea of letting an animal like you take her
>you will never knot your waifu
>she will never take you in and begin a deviant secret relationship with her new pet

why even live

>>139759183
>blonde hair
>no blue eyes

>>139759241
S-source?

>>139757574
I know, right?
It's just too stupid.

I'll explain it. Living that long, you develop habits anyway.

You know how you sometimes take time out of your day to masturbate?

The years of this mortal boy is like that to a 5 million year old goddess. It's just a disposable toy to her. A fetish.

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>>139759244
Same

>>139759297
that's because weebs just latch on to whoever gets the sparkly background from the MC first they are all really the same in terms of assets

>>139759329
http://myanimelist.net/anime/32887/Dungeon_ni_Deai_wo_Motomeru_no_wa_Machigatte_Iru_Darouka_Gaiden__Sword_Oratoria

>>139759345
I'm just saying that gods fall in love with Aiz for a reason.

>>139757574
It is great to have 5 millions years and knowing how it feels so my criticism is spot on on something i totally know.

>>139758071
Bell kun would make an ideal seme

>>139759392
I don't see any dates. When? WHEN?

>>139759476
Thats why i originally asked "Aiz cream anime when"

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>>139759244
I wonder how many adventurers raped that little pussy.

>>139759297
>Apparently not though since everyone talks about how smoking she is.

Fucking hate when this happens.

>blonde character that's school diva/foreigner transfer student/student council president
>girls and boys alike in the school creaming themselves over how beautiful she is, don't forget obligatory sparkles and hair over shoulder toss
>looks plain compared to other girls in the show

Stop forcing this shit on us just because you find blonde hair exotic Japan.

In greek mythos, Hestia is related by blood to Zeus, which makes here pretty incesty.

>>139757574

Age is irrelevant when you're immortal

>>139759599
All greek gods are related, so no big deal. So wait, is bell kun zeus son or grandson? If the latter, is hercules bell's father?

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>>139759543
Please stop bullying Lili.

>>139759599
genetics don't mean shit to a god since they remain perfect

>>139759834
I mean, it seems sorta canon. Adventurers can do whatever they want to the helpers, and nobody is gonna help them. I would be raping that little dog (?) Pussy on the regular.

>>139758033
>kamisama getting a cop of that Bellbottom

>>139757574
>Pedo goddess
Where do you think you are?

>>139759392
>>139759476
I want to know too. The scanlations are slowfag.

shota's a best

>>139759732
He was adopted.
>>139760153
It's a monthly manga you autist.

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>>139759543
>>139759834
And they raped it lot

>hestia
>virgin goddess

They will never

>>139757727
What?

>>139759915
>>139760514
>rape
>not making her fall in love with you through kidness and devotion.
Why?

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>goddess older than all of existence
>in love with a 15 year old boy
Come back when you're just a little bit older, Hestia.

>>139759915
Yeah, she was an orphan in a scuzzy familia, they probably broke her in well even before she was old enough to go into the dungeon and have adventurers use her for stress relief.

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>>139760572
>not making her fall in love with you through rape

>>139760672
Yeah. I mean, i wonder if the author meant for the implication to be that she has probably been used as a cock sleeve by hundreds of men.

>>139761066
There's not that many men in her familia and she probably hasn't worked with a huge number of adventurers, so it's probably more like she's been used as a cock sleeve by dozens of men (hundreds of times).

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>>139760572
Even if she love you. it doesnt mean she give you a pussy.

>>139761445
>rape
>guaranteed pussy
Vs
>white knight
>she may possibly consent to letting you touch her used up holes if she feels like it
The choice is clear.

>>139757727
>platonic
>in love with you
???

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if lili try steal my dagger. im gonna fill her mouth with daggerhoney

>>139763057
Seconded

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>>139760572
She's in debt so it's rape time. Who's gonna help a poor support class in debt? No one!

>>139759834
She's got a better Hestia by far. She is perfectly proportioned in her petiteness. And no, she's not furry. The ears and tail are a magical disguise. She's basically a halfling. A smoking hot halfling. I'd go for her over Hestia, or any other girl in the series any day of the week.

I'd save my weekends for Guild Elf.

>>139763787
*a better body than Hestia...

volume 5 in a few weeks... still covering the events of the anime.. yay..

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>>139763666
and she needs use her body to pay her debts!

>>139763929
God, i want to make her cry so bad.

>>139758654
Vanilla Aiz Cream is my favorite flavor though.

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>>139763929
>I got raped again
>I don't even feel it most of the time now

Also she's a thief so it's payback too.

>>139763838
wait does nobody translate the novel?? why

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>>139763995
>>139764168
And she will fucking love it!

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>>139764229
Don't wanna fight against Yen Press I'd guess.

>>139764229
because theyre scared of yen press. honestly i have no fucking idea but waiting for these releases is a pain in the ass

>>139764449
I'd be fine with Yen Press if they weren't horribly slow. Slower than dead translate groups. Because of they're small staffing, you can tell they pinch their pennies hard.

>>139764526
well i for sure never gonna buy from jewpress

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>>139764720
I just don't think it is popular enough in America for them to be going in the hole.

>in the hole

>>139764526
they did just delay NGNL's next volume, likely to work on their recent announcements like re:zero

>>139757574
Also a terrible show can't forget that

>>139766714
I wouldn't call it terrible. It was comfy and fun.. more than you can say for most of trash light novel adaptation out there

s2 when

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Loki is best girl

>>139767095
>opening her legs in public
Slut.

>>139767163
I'd still cum inside her

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>>139767095
>get Loki in bed
>find out she has a dick

what do?

>>139767294
fuck him

>>139757574
It's Greek Mythology anon

Zeus literally fucked everything he laid his eyes on

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>>139767294
Frotting

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>has an ability that basically boosts his XP gain astonomically
Ok I can get on board with that, maybe the story will play on it; there might be consequences on the body/mind for the unnatural stat progression. Perhaps he willl reach a point by wh-
>gets an ability that instantly kills anything he wants
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND IT'S SHIT

>>139767095
that has to be the thinnest tube top I have ever seen

>>139757574
That's the great thing about gods, they don't have to give a fuck.
>you'll never be raped by Zeus in the form of a goose

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>>139767466
>Gods called Freya and Loki
>implying it isn't Norse mythology

>>139766891
Sword Oratoria, more probably

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>>139757574
I want my own Hestia.

>>139759297
>Hestia is like a 7.5
Bullshit.

>>139767670
It's literally everything, one of the episodes revolved around shit going down at Ganesha's house

>>139767882
None of the godesses/gods think she is all that good looking. Maybe a point above loki

>>139758654
Shes not plain. She's an airhead of the highest caliber.

>>139767945
Who ever said she wasn't pretty?

>>139767953
What's the point of an intelligent woman? Being an airhead makes her even hotter.

>>139768192
I agree with you there. You expect her to be some cold, intelligent calculating woman and then she turns out to be a complete airhead. Works perfectly.

>>139758451
Umm correct me if i'm wrong but is not Hestia the Goddess of Virtue and Purity.

Doesn't matter. Had sex

>>139768380
>you will never pick up Hestia and use her as a living onahole

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>>139767095
Wrong series, friend.

>>139768076
Nobody. But nobody has mentioned her as being particularly attractive either.

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>>139767095
>Cannon horse fucker.

>>139768543
That doesn't mean she is not 10/10 she is a goddess. Seeing a super hot mortal is rarer.

Zeus probably gave him an extra hidden ability.

>>139767736
>>>/r9k/
Fuck off with your frogshit.

>>139768339
She was until she met Bell. Before she descended to Earth she was notorious for not having any interest in men.

>>139767539
You type like a 12-year-old from MAL and seem to be a faggot who has only watched the anime.

>>139768978
preach

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Would you have forgiven her for repeatedly betraying you and leaving you to die, /a/?

>>139770420
No.

>>139770420
She can earn back my trust.

With her body.

>>139770420
Yes, because it would make her feel bad. If possible, i would try to die in the process, with my last act to brush her hair out of her face and tell her i love her.

>>139770420
I'll consider it after I unload inside.

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>>139770897

>>139770420
If she becomes my pet.

>>139757574
>in love with a 14 year old omega beta faggot

FTFY

>>139770821
She clearly did this too by buying slutrags immediately afterwards.

>>139770897
I wonder how bad this would fuck her up. If bell kun had died trying to save her from the ants, and when she asked why with tears in her eyes, he said because he loves her.

>>139770897
Are you a fellow anon who would've liked Koe no Katachi better if the MC suicided in the beginning and left a scar in her heart? That would've been delicious.

>>139771522
No doubt. Seeing a girls heartbreak out of guilt really does it for me.

>>139758005
How the FUCK do you go 5 million years without getting laid ONCE?

Fucking purityfags I swear

>>139758794
do tentacles count as animals?

>>139771657
If i went 5 million years, i doubt a girl would willingly ever have sex with me.

>>139771657
cucking each other is a favorite past time of goddess.
Athena was suppose to be a virgin as well.

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>>139771560
I feel you, too bad it mostly happens as a roadblock in series where the girl moves on to another dick in the end.

Clockwork Planet's scene got me diamonds though.

>>139771792
Damn, will have to check that out. Thanks man.

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>>139764019

>>139758960
Underrated post.

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> there are females on this planet that don't want to love the shota

It's like they want to be treated like shit instead of being loved unconditionally.

>>139771731
You would have enough time to acrue so much capital that you literally would not be able to avoid getting laid
Put 100 bucks in an investment fund and you'd have enough money in 500 years to get laid 5 times over

>>139773233
I doubt it. No woman would willingly touch me with a 10 foot pole, with all the money in the world. Rape is pretty much my only option.

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Freedom descending to Earth and kick everyone ass. Best gundam moment ever.

>>139757727

>platonic

>so pure that zeus himself said no one, not even himself, will defile her cooch

how does one get to be so pure?