Making my way through the series. Just finished the first two arcs and I loved how ridiculously over the top and hypermasculine everything was.
Then Stardust Crusaders. I'm liking it so far but it's kind of jarring how much of a different show it seems like. Only a couiple episodes in, but I'm fuckin down to clown with the rest of it.
I'm glad you're enjoying it, anon. Getting into JoJo is a great experience. Now for your own sake, run before the spoilers come in. Come back when you've finished the whole thing.
I didn't know I wanted this.
Sort of, and yes.
It was a weird concept and aesthetic style but I love how it juggles this tone of being completely sincere and not taking itself seriously at all.
This series is full of the tropiest tropes I've ever seen trope but I'm inexplicably moved by all the characters. What the fuck is the magic and witchcraft behind why I like JoJo so much?
The closest I have are a few amiibos. This isn't mine but it's related
It's ok, Anon.
Just don't let it happen again unless you want to Bite The Dust.
This is my first actual official figure, not counting monster hunter blindboxes, but the quality on this figure was surprisingly detailed and its poseability I'm sure is as good as the other SAS
I saw that you fucking retarded faggot. You cant escape my watchful eye you dumb nigger
Part 3 should be Polpol's Bizarre Adventure. Prove me wrong.
>checking out all star battle because I'm relatively a newfag to this series and was curious about it
>find out that stroheim isn't playable
I was hyped to main him along with jonathan and josuke but now I feel broken inside.
He's playable in Eyes of Heaven. I've heard the game is dogshit though.
Is it really? I played ASB when I was a newfag and I didn't really feel spoiled. Mostly I just didn't understand shit.
I guess relatively isn't the right word. I did get into it recently but I had a fast pace and I'm literally on the verge of catching up to jojolion's latest chapter right now.
I didn't read parts 1-3 though, since the anime was there. I'll go back for those later.
Because he knows he won't live up to Killer Queen
So I'm rereading part 4 and just got to this part. What are the chances the anime is gonna keep it?
They probably will even though it'd benefit from dropping it.
Toilet humor is the lowest and most juvenile form of comedy.
So, the current translation for Part 4 is actually really trash. I'm honestly a little surprised, I don't remember it being this bad.
Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed this as well?
I mentioned this yesterday when I started rereading it as well. It's definitely better than duwang or the old part 5 scans, but it still has a shitton of problems and it's not anywhere near excellent.
I am just disgusted in you anon, Stardust Crusaders op and ed was pretty god tier along with the other 2 parts, nothing is wrong with them.
Let me guess, you disliked Walk Like an Egyptian? you disliked Last Train Home?
Because normally, casual tier scum dislike these things, just like how a few hated Round About.
Basically, the characters don't speak like regular english speakers would. It does a good job translating the direct meaning of what's being said, but it still sounds really awkward, and there are a lot of basic spelling and grammar errors as well
How will you react when Josefumi/gappy saves josuke in the end of Jojolion? D4C could go the parallel dimensions so it's only logical that the next main villain stand of sbr universe will also be related to space. (Like everyone in ph was related to time)
nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga IM [100% NIGGA]
NIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGA thats my stand rush
>goo goo dolls is the same stand as little feet
>Foo fighters stand doesn't have anything special at all it's only the arbitrary bomb bracelets that add anything to the fight
>Marilyn Manson is just the Darby fight but instead of outplaying each other Jolyne just beats her shit in
I can see why this part is one of the worst.
looks like the part 6 darby brat
Lady Gaga might be cheating
>got recommended by multiple people that part 5 was trash and that i should skip it until the new translation is done
>I'm completely against skipping anything but i want the best experience so i do that
>while i read the others i have gotten every major event and character in 5 spoiled
>Regret my decision and start reading
>It's fucking great, the crew is the best jojo crew and the stand battles are amazing
Why did i fall for the meme? I wish i could have read it unspoiled. Well it's the journey, not the destination that matters.
>Now when i think back about it i can't imagine in anyway why i could think it was a good idea to skip.
Because you're a fucking retard, we already mentioned that. Now go kill yourself. Save us all the pain and misery of having to suffer through your worthless DNA in the gene pool and fucking kill yourself. The world will be a better place.
>Before i ever read jojo i got spoiled that gyro dies in a thread completely unrelated to JoJo
>the pic with the post was when gyro is in Johnny's arms when the sandman attacks
>like one year later
>get to that part
>gyro isn't dead
>"oh it was a fake spoiler i'm really glad that gyro does not die"
Hey man that's not very nice, i don't understand why you get so angry over some post on the internet. I agree that what i did was retarded, but i really don't think one stupid decision is an indication of my character. You may have some anger issues my man.
Are you the guy who was trying to learn how to bait a while ago? Just to let you know that's the shit you are trying to pull in this thread is the most pathetic attempt I've seen in a long time.
The only problem with the current translation is in the later parts where the translator couldn't figure out what the fuck people were saying and was just going with guesses that turned out really shit. The action is just the same and some of the dialog makes sense and then you get to things like Giorno talking about conciousness when he wasn't saying anything like that.
He was actually talking about Mista making the path to victory and it's actually a compelling moment in Giorno's character. Before this part, Giorno is trying to be this beacon and guiding everyone else in the group. He (and Bruno) are the guys with the plan and he's trying to build up the trust he has with the others. When the White Album fight happens, Giorno screws up, BIG TIME and he's actually panicking and doesn't know what to do because this is the first time that his stand has been completely useless. It's MISTA that plays the big damn hero, he's the one with the plan, he makes the badass plays and gets Girono to make the grass carpet so he can get onto land. He's the one that figures out the air hole and Girono simply capitulates on it and finishes what Mista started and it's when Girono finally realizes that he can't just simply rely on himself and be this pillar for the others, he needs to learn to trust them too, that they can do the job and are just as capable as he is.
It's an amazing moment that is completely ruined by a shit translation and part of why people seem to think that Girono is this flat emotionless character that only exists to move the plot forward.
Notice that after this, Girono doesn't try to just take the lead on anything anymore, he always asks the others for their opinion, or if they can do things and he teams up and works together instead of just going ahead and doing something and thinking "Man, I'm such a badass, the others are probably really impressed"
>"Man, I'm such a badass, the others are probably really impressed"
Too bad, if Giorno had Star Platinum he would be able to say that.
>how the fuck did joseph survive a knife to the throat
>how did jotaro manage to stand up after dio broke his bones
>how did johnny survive a gunshot to the head
ls Kurohara still working on the part 7 MAD?
Who's the best stand user to defeat an enemy in the most stupidly simplistic manner? For example, have Iggy using The Fool to just send sand flying into an enemies eyes then chewing them to death or Giorno using Gold Experience to turn a bag of marbles into venomous spiders to drown an enemy in?
Call it morning driving through the sound and in and out the valleyyyyyy
My bad, I hadn't seen that other post. Have a lewd Yasuho for compensation.
Thank you Anon,, I rescend my sarcastic remark
>all this talk about which song will be the ED
>i'm actually way more hyped for the OP
All the OPs were god tier so far
i can barely wait for tomorrow so i can watch the new one and repeat it until i'm sick of it
>David ran out of budget to out-source the OPs
>all the intro's will now instead just be Kira's morning cooking show.
The main reason is because Jolyne isn't a typical female protagonist, they thought she was really 'improper' and not in a cool way like Jotaro. And they thought her power was really gross for some reason. They also dislike the fact that Jotaro dies, and that his daughter hates him. A lot of nips can't into subtext and hate Jolyne simply because she didn't love her dad straight off the bat. Also they don't like the crew. To be fair, they don't get much time to interact given how, even during slow bits, Stone Ocean is always advancing the plot and doesn't have that much filler.
It boils down to not being able to project onto Jolyne because she's a chick and being the exact opposite of what they'd want out of a woman. Part 6 is more liked elsewhere because there isn't as much of that autistic devotion to Jotaro-sama amongst the fanbase and you don't have to fap to someone for them to be a good character (but if you don't fap to Jolyne then I think you're gay).
The anime is objectively better than the comics. Only pathetic hipsters who are desperate to look cool pretend that the comics are any way better. They are made completely, COMPLETELY obsolete with the release of the animes.
Shit, only skimmed. But Jotaro still dies
That bait is TOO obvious. 'Obsolete' is too strong a word to use, try redundant, and drop the second 'completely'. And 'comics' gives you away too, if you use the term 'anime' then NOT using 'manga' is a surefire way to give away the fact that you're baiting. And don't get me started on 'objectively'.
>The anime is way better than the manga. Only pathetic hipsters who are desperate to look cool pretend that the manga is any way better. They are made redundant with the release of the anime.
See? it's not perfect but if you follow my advice your bait will be improved tenfold. Now get back out there and have fun champ.
>tfw just finished Part 4
>tfw you will never have a bromance like Josuke and Okuyasu
Part 5 isn't as bad as everyone says, though the second half is still shit scans. And they got KC's power COMPLETELY wrong. Now fuck off before you get spoiled and enjoy yourself you little shit.
How cute, there's even Joshuu in there, laying right beside Gappy
>being the exact opposite of what they'd want out of a woman
>there are Nips that don't want this
If only Crazy Diamond could fix shit taste
Most don't want that. There's a reason their birth rate has plummeted and there's no possible way to increase and the country will collapse within 50 years. Enjoy anime while you can.
>reread Shigechi's Harvest
>feel terribly bad for him because no one ever compliments him and he has no friends
>then a moment later he becomes extremely greedy and petty
Yeah fuck that guy.
I didn't mean you I meant people in general. I remember an underage getting caught here a few years back because he was talking about how Shigechi deserved everything got and someone asked how old he was and he said 16. I could probably have phrased my other post better. Here's an apology Yasuho.
Shigechi didn't deserve to get murdered but out of every character that could get killed off either him or lock guy were both unlikable.
The least Araki could have done was have Josuke tell Shigechi to wipe his damn nose.
End of THE WORLD was the best opening by far, and Walk Like an Egyptian fit the themes of Part 3 better than Roundabout did for Parts 1 and 2. The lead in was cool and it's a good song, but the lyrics really had nothing to do with the stories.
Well, i for one agree with this anon, Bangles, fit perfectly to the whole part and Last Train Home is really bittersweet, because you know what's coming and ending itself, foreshadows everything, tickets in Joseph's hand for example. On the other hand panning shots of aztec wall and characters up front with no meaning at all and to do that two fucking times, now that's just bad and Yes does not help here, the only way Yes can help is to make that dank transition like in Zeppeli accepting his faith, even though people memed the shit out of this, which just leaves taste of ash in your mouth. I for the love of god will never understand why Roundabout ending is held so high.
My vote goes to Polnareff
That guy wasn't me though, I only got back just now.
And Shigechi is retarded and I did feel pity for him initially, but he's still a greedy fuck who immediately becomes an asshole when something good happens to him for once.
Post your top 3 favorite stand battles from each part that is not with the main villain
3: vanilla ice, d'arby the player, Petshop
4: Highway star, Enigma, Bad company
5: Train fight, kraftwerk, man in the mirror (because purple haze)
6: Planet waves, Jail house lock, Heavy weather
7: Ringo roadagain, Blackmore, tubular bells
This. It already reuses so many fucking assets from ASB that it would have felt less blatantly offensive as a fan and customer to just add new characters and features than just arbitrarily change genre to try and pass it off as something entirely new.
3: Bast, Sethan, Cream
4: Bad Company, Love Deluxe, Enigma
5: Kraftwerk, Grateful Dead, Green Day
6: Marilyn Manson, Jail House Lock, Underworld
7: Mandom, Catch The Rainbow, Chocolate Disco
8 (so far): Born This Way, I Am A Rock, Speed King (didn't count Damo since it hasn't exactly been a 'battle' so far)
My nigga. I loved that fight because of how short and out of place it was.
Same. I liked how it seemed like ANOTHER Stand battle when all you wanted was Valentine to show up, then BAM; it was a chapter long gag fight and next chapter you get Valentine. If Araki saved the concept for a full fight, it could have had some crazy shit going on too, though I'm fine with how it was implemented because it was entertaining and retarded at the same time.
3: Osiris, Magician's Red vs Silver Chariot, Thoth and Khnum
4: Highway Star, Cheap Trick, Harvest
5: White Album, Baby Face, Green Day and Oasis
6 (currently reading): vs Foo Fighters, Marilyn Mansn, Jumpin' Jack Flasho
3: D'arby the Gambler, Death 13, Anubis
4: Highway Star, Enigma, RHCP
5: Beach Boy + Grateful Dead, White Album, Man in the Mirror
6: FF, Jumpin' Jack Flash, Bohemian Rhapsody
7: Ringo, Scary Monsters, Civil War
8: Fun Fun Fun, I Am A Rock,
It may not be all 5 chapters, but I can hope. If it is then I'll get to see Bad Company animated next week, if only for a bit. I'm more excited for that than seeing how Okuyasu looks in anime form.
Can't decide a background for this. Should I go for The World or the yellow aura thing?
3 - Vanilla Ice, Death 13, Hol Horse and Hanged Man
4 - Josuke/Ayy Lmao vs Rohan, Highway Star, vs Bad Company, Tonio isn't really a fight but sure fuck it.
5 - Literally anything with Buccellati, White Album, Metallica
6 - Planet Waves, Weather Report vs Everybody, vs Sports Maxx
7 - True Man's World, Alt Diego , Blackmore
8 - vs Aisho, vs Daiya, vs That faggot kid
He softened up and got happier. After seeing some vampire in his great-great-grandpa's body murder all his friends and see his grandpa die in front of him, then immediately go through some assumedly stressful years in a university, his trip to Duwang and meeting Josuke and Koichi probably cheered him up a lot. Hell, he had an adventure for once where death was almost a non-issue.
Is there someone in Morioh that doesn't want to fuck Koichi?
Is Stone Free supposed to be a feminine or masculine stand?
Some artworks depict it with masculine pecs while others seems to actually give it more defined boobs
>It's a hit song
>It's from the late 90's
>It's not owned by Warner, but UMG and Warner are partners with eastern music distribution (hence Walk Like an Egyptian's use in Part 3)
>we have no idea if Araki likes Smash Mouth or would actually choose this song for the ED
Ehh, it could happen.
No I didn't, he doesn't actually watch the show often so I can just send him that fake one from a couple months back if it's not All Star. What do you think it'll be, then, though?
Wait, it's not owned by Warner! I thought it was, shit. I made my decision based on it being a huge hit, kinda fitting the comedic tones of the first half of DiU, and being from 1999, when DiU is set.
I still think it'll happen, but now I'm a bit less sure. I assumed it was owned by Warner because Shrek
Kind of a long shot, but it could be based off Bowie who had a 25 inch waist I believe. There was a show of some of his outfits and the mannequins had to be special made because normal men's weren't feminine enough. Even the feet had to be made to wear heels.
The thing with All Star is that while it would be funny for literally only the first time it would ruin JoJo because all the ebin shrekfags would flood the "fan"base.
That Bloody Shrek mashup was all the Shrek JoJo needs.
Yeah, honestly, this is my worry too, however much I want it. Honestly, I really, really feel like the track itself super fits DiU, though, while also being a really funny gag for the first couple times. Just like Walk Like an Egyptian was hysterical at first, but really fit at the same time.
I honestly can't think of any late 90s pop rock that fits better than All Star.
Somebody once told me, duwang ED's gonna be all star
I ain't gonna fall for the meme
Anon's was looking pretty dumb with his fingers and his thumb typing "SOMEBODY" on the keyboard
Well, the shitposts keep coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the anime onlys and i hit my desk screaming
Didn't make sense not to live for shrek
i bought the hype and now i'm done
HEY NOW YOU'RE AN ALL STAR ED, GET YOUR PHOTOSHOP SKILLS ON
POST JOJO SHREK, MEMES
Naw dude, he knows a guy on the force, it's cool.
Okay, One Week would be really good, the second I saw it. Yeah, okay. I'm down.
Though I'd prefer that for Part 6, if not just because I'd kinda like something referenced in the part. I'd actually prefer something Pearl Jam, U2, or RHCP over All Star, just because they're all referenced in Part 4.,
So much to do, so much to see.
So much room for activities.
Honestly I hope it's all star, my dad is a huge fan of the shrek meme and not much else, I could introduce him to jojo and we could sit down and watch it together I can picture it so well "Who's that guy anon?"
"That's Jotaro dad he dies in part 6 just like Gyro, iggy, Abdul, Jonathan, Ceaser etc. and then he would give me the CUMMIES I LOVE THE CUMMIES GIMME THEIR MMIE
Anon, Ive been watching you and noticed great Ripple potential in you, Im willing to train you in my greatest attack, The Thunder Cross Split Attack, an attack perfect in attack and defense. What do you say?
Haha thanks, but in all seriousness my dad really is in to Jojos, sometimes when we are on the couch watching tv and whatever he will do the Ora Ora thing to me and I'll giggle and THEN he gives me the cummies.
>ywn rip fat bong hits with Josuke and Okuyasu between eating pizza and playing video games
At first glance she looks ugly but if you actually look at her for more than a few seconds she's actually pretty hot. Fucking built, too. A lot of girls in SO are underrated. The Jail House Lock chick is actually really fucking hot when she switches to her normal cop outfit out of the cookie monster brain outfit with the skirt that says 'DELICIOUS' right across her ass.
Post your face when the ED is
Stand Proud hip hop remix with the lyrics switched to fit part 4
who's ready to /GET LIT/
I have been so desensitized to JoJo that I need to kinda remind myself to be careful in public. I don't see any of it, even Gappy and his sailor outfit, as really being gay or homo looking anymore.
I currently live in Austria and was exchanging phone numbers with my new boss, just in case he needed to call or text me info, or I had to call in sick or whatever. I was entering his number and I was wondering why he was looking at my phone so strangely. My phone wallpaper is Killer Queen, which to the untrained eye looks like a big buff pink naked dude in a leather wrestling belt.
I've had it for so long that I don't even think about it anymore. I'm not changing it, but I'm sure my boss was scratching his head because of it.
yeah they like her manliness, caring, but strong and will fight for you, hence why they nicknamed her ANIKI
would be my fav girl from SO as i love facemarkings, but F.F. is 2cute