I'm going to post this everyday until you like it.
Don't be sad...
...hating the fish is a GOOD thing!
>how long has he been posting this for?
That's a fine and noble question worth answering!
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. The earth was without form and void, and darkness was over the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God was hovering over the face of the waters. And God said, “Let there be SakuraFish™,” and there was SakuraFish!
Let's add some colors!
ow! MY EYES!!!!
I'm going to reply with this everyday until you like it.
Oh yeah? Well then I'm going to post this everyday until you like it.
I thought I wanted to do it once.
I know I'm late, gomen
But he did it once.
I forgive you this time.
Because you worked hard and did a good job, your image will now be added to the FishMultiVerse™
Complaining about fishposting should be against the rules.
Did it work?
>I LOVE this
YOU GODAMNED FUCKING MONSTER!
I always keep a jar of Genoskyo's Finest 12 Year Old Cirnos on hand to season my fish with. Much better than Old Bay.
To think I was only using them to stuff mattresses with!
I learn something new everyday!
Hey I like Geno's
>What will happen if you die?
Then Spooky happens.
>Oh yeah? Well then I'm going to post this everyday until you like it.
It's the SakuraFish from the parallel universe!
>I hate it...
HE HATES IT
I hate all of you!!!
Hey, She like me!
wait a minute...
Hey, that ain't me!
Stop eating the all the fish!
I said NO FUCKING DOUBLES!!!
Even the board is ignoring me...
Do the dots cause you pain?
I can always switch it to dashes or semicolons
Not that I wouldn't wanna see that, but do we make the fish into a robot?
Have the fish pilot a robot?
Imagine the fish piloting a gigantic robo-fish?
<-- Painful nigger dots
Like this one?
This is from a later edit
Just you, or everyone?
You.re gonna have to really work hard to convince me to stop hating it
There are about 3 of those. I think this is the original:
...and three little fucking dots...
Saved and will be added to the FishMultiVerse™
But, where are my horns?!
That's no devilfish anon. That's a red sox fan
Where'd AoG go?
I looked everywhere. Even outside!
If you like piña coladas
Or getting caught in the rain,
if you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you like making love at midnight, in the dune of the Cape.
Then you're the fish that I've looked for,
Come with me and escape.
Yes, I like piña coladas
and getting caught in the rain
I'm not much into health food
I am into champagne
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
and cut through all this red tape
At a bar called O'Malley's
where we'll plan our escape
>What I win?
All the fish you can eat
Sakura falls in love with Shiro.
Unable to confess, the wormslut is gifted by a deus ex machina with the boy's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on her as well.
But, the next day, when the educated prostitute recounts the previous day's confessions to the boy, he only looks at each of her with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the boy she called is not the same boy she fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the alternate universe counterpart of her crush, who has fallen in love with her AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.
Hijinks ensue as they strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip each other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of FISH.
>Sakur-Ai! Because, you know, she's Sakura and it's a love story. Get it, get it?