If you could have an Osomatsu-san figuya produced to your liking what would it be like, /a/?
I'd like trap Totty including pantsu and Kara paafekuto fashon ver.
Kara paafecto fashun like you said but
with changeable faceplates of every weird face he's made, and beat-up Oso and Robo-Iyami. Maybe the latter as a statue rather than a figure.
>Karamatsu and all brothers all with the paafecto fashun
>White day Matsus from the war game
don't mind if they are just small figures, making big and expensive ones will be bad for my wallet because they are six
Virgin god Ichi
Late as fuck but fuck yeah, looks awesome. Different body shapes are wonderful, keep rocking on anon. I'll be happy with anything that includes Kara, but if you ever feel like doing a lewd Everymatsu/trap Totty gangbang kinda thing that would be amazing and much appreciated.
Closest you'd get as of now: http://www.toranoana.jp/bl/article/04/0030/40/50/040030405050.html
Kara in his super itai fashun with sparkly shirt, short shorts and boots,
shirt and shorts preferably removable.
Probably being made already.
50/50, will probably end up being a trading figure.
>Juice water gag
Decently high chance if they make solo 1/8 or 1/7 figures.
No chance. Better hope for a garage kit at WonFes.
My tablet cord is bust so I can only draw on paper for now.
>all this talk about Totty being a cunt that steals Choro's stuff
>no one noticed Ichi stole Totty's jacket
Ack, don't remind me of the goddamned hoodies. They only come in XL, apparently. They were blabbing about "boyfriend shirts" on the website but seriously that thing is way huge
even on my actual boyfriend.
Haven't been to the café yet, I might swing by before leaving though.
Kara not having much fits though. He'd want to look like the wanderer type. All he needs is the wind in his hair and the sun on his back
until he starts missing something
Kara is already wearing all the perfect fashion he needs.
Another important question is, why the fuck does Ichi need a luggage that big. It's not like he's going to wear anything else.
Illustration for the IchiKara event in summer, I think
That's not Ichi's Suitcase though. It's pink. The one Kara's carrying might be Ichi's because of the colour, but it's not that big. He probably has cat treats and Juice's leash in there.
What is that thing anyway? I've seen screenshot of it on twitter but only with Ichi.
>where's my KaraIchi event
>that outfit on Kara in the middle
I still can't believe that was on official art. It does things to me that it shouldn't.
Do other anime have events like this just dedicated to ships? I hadn't heard of it before -san.
They give Totty, who is supposed to be the cute spoiled youngest brother, shit for everything he does, but the only one who says anything against Ichi is actually Totty. Well, to be fair they did give Ichi shit when they were job hunting, but they haven't done so otherwise from what I can recall.
I'm disappointed that we couldn't have this sort of thing in other countries, not just cultural issues but the printing cost is so fucking high, it's pathetic. I'd sell doujin if it didn't cost an arm and a leg to produce them, all western artists can ever do is zine compilations which blow in comparison.
You're not the only one, it's very popular with doujin/fanartists.
Thanks anon. I'll see if I can clean them up.
Well with digital art and site likes Pixiv around nowadays you don't really need to go through the hassle of printing things anymore. I don't have any hard evidence on this but I'm pretty sure the print numbers of doujinshi have decreased in the past five years.
Fuck i'm still going to buy this. I wonder how much will this go for?
I feel like with all the merch and posters and what not, we're all just desperately trying to gather matsu content crumbs off of the floor. The crumbs are delicious, but I'm starving.
I've definitely been indulging in merch and doujin buyfaggotry in lieu of new episodes. It's a sad, sad situation that comes as no surprise. At least there IS merch to coast us over.
I've seen M sizes float around here and there for the colour versions, but v2 (gray version, which I actually got) apparently comes in XL exclusively. It's like they went "fuck effort, fangirls gonna throw money at us anyway". If you're small the only thing it's good for is Juicy cosplay really. Pisses me off.
And you should, apparently there are limited coasters and stuff you can get if you answer a quiz
>Size: comes in XL exclusively
>Extra big and comfy so you can wear it like a boyfriend sweater AND cosplay Juicy at the same time, yay!
A.k.a. zero points for effort. Take your kareshirt and shove it, producers.
I still have this stuck in my head, please help me.
I'm pretty sure it's FukuJun. I think it sounds a little bit weird sometimes because they're using some sort of voice reproduction software.
I think they're doing them one at a time. The first was Ichimatsu, the next one seems to be Totty.
Watsonian: More or less well-hidden fondness and admiration. It's a very private expression, he'd shinuuuu if Kara ever caught him at it.
Doylist: Fujos, we're out for your money.
None of my friends I told about the series but haven't seen it yet have bothered to check it out. One of them even got pissed off because "it's fucking everywhere." What can I do?
I'm the same with being pissed with over saturation, I end up regretting it every time but it keeps going. What are your friends normally in to? You can describe some of the qualities that Oso shares with those particular shows.
Or you can beg them to watch one particular episode that you think they'd like, or is considered excellent in general.
Honestly I gave up, whenever I reccomend anything to any of them they never bother with it. It's like some weird curse. They all seem to like comedies but the one who said that was in a bad mood at the time and said "so is it actually funny, or is it another Panty & Stocking?" Easily offended.
The friends I do have who watch the show are all Ichifags. Every single one.
>The friends I do have who watch the show are all Ichifags. Every single one.
Well, at least you have some friends with great taste.
>The fucking cat is going to NTR him.
let that happen
we need this pic but with Osomatsu
What are you even complaining about, at least you have friends plural who watch it.
I only know one other person who watched it, all my other friends aren't even into anime anymore/never were to begin with. If it wasn't for this thread I wouldn't be able to talk about it to anyone..
Many many thanks to the Anon who translated and made the script easy to read
I couldn't stop thinking about the Tiger Kara/Slug Ichi comic while I typeset this,
I thought that was pretty funny.
If you find any errors, feel free to point them out to me and I'll edit it as soon as I'm able
Ichi would probably enjoy that anyway
I'd rather have a mix. It feels like I'm walking into the Ichimatsu Girls' Club when we do talk about the show and I stick out.
Where were you when cat won the Karabowl and Ichi got BTFO?
Great, thanks for typesetting anon, and thanks to original anon for translating. There's one very common translation error in there that really triggers my autism though: it should be "I keep having these shitty dreams", not "seeing". Japanese does use the "yume wo miru" construct, but in English you wouldn't say "I saw a dream", you'd say "I had a dream" or "I dreamt". If you could fix that it'd be great.
No problem, thanks for catching that. I've gone ahead and fixed it up in the album itself. Autism is a good thing to have when it comes to things like this. I've noticed errors like that in other works, but it's so common, I thought it was just one of those things
I honestly find the humor in this show to be similar to early Simpsons. All the characters are rather selfish, impulsive, and delusional, but in a way which is very endearing and never annoying or plot-forced.
No problem anon, and sorry, hope I didn't come off as trying to devalue your work.
If you don't mind my asking, are you maybe a Spanish/romance language speaker? I've noticed the "seeing a dream" thing pop up a lot in JPN->ENG translations done by native Spanish speakers so I was wondering whether Spanish maybe actually used an equivalent expression.
No kidding. I went and got me a hoodie last monday. Weird. I even had a fucking dream a few hours ago when I took a nap. Ichi was alone in the desert and he melted into water from the heat and his liquid took over the body of a mario turtle. For a whole minute I truly believed it was a real part two of three bonus episode until I really woke up. It was bliss.
No, not "faceless ol man doujin."
Some people don't ship the bros but don't want to see them getting raped either. It's not that complicated.
But since the best art tends to be incest there isn't much choice. PV is good too.
Thanks man, I felt down. I had the thread open when I fell asleep and I dreamed I posted a link to the episode. "I had an awesome dream. Oh yeah I posted the link to it, hold on me, I'll go find it".
I'm not offended at all. This will be a good reminder for when I come across the same sentence again.
And I'm not a native English speaker, but my mother tongue is a Germanic language. The sentence "seeing a dream" is also wrong in my native language. I think this mistake slips through because I get in a more Japanese like mindset while translating.
When I get my dakis I'll probably do my best not to cry into them.
And fail miserably surrounded by my neet merch wanting the brothers back. It's not fair, I'm so sad. I need a season 2 announcement I don't care how far out it is, I need hope.
>sage for pathetic blogging.
Yeah, I figured on the non-native bit (mostly because I'm ESL myself). I regularly struggle with translating both JPN-ENG and JPN-> my native because I'm a perfectionist and tend to go super OCD about the smallest details. Is your FL German then, or maybe an Eastern European language?
Pretty sure it's our Yuichi.
Which reminds me, I'm surprised that there's hardly any art of the cute girl who actually goes out with Kara for all of ten seconds. Does she have a nickname on pixiv?
>08:09 For that song being a regular Karaoke staple every Japanese will know from heart he's not actually very good at doing it. Still cute.
Kamiyan's on the other hand is terrible, but I'm pretty sure he's putting on an act.
I rewatched the first ep of Zatch Bell yesterday for old times' sake, it's so weird hearing Oso as a tsukkomi and befriending Pikachu. Also Choro's in it as an anime-only pervert.
>Totty singing Precure
Shit has been lost.
I really want a karaoke/musical ep now.
Agree. Being pretty proficient at karaoke is something my
friendand I are snobs about. His voice is so damn cute sounding though, I love hearing it.
Thank god they picked Fukuyama. I would never guess he would be able to deliver like he did from his cheerful voice.
Guy is almost as much Juice as Irino is Totty.
I was going to buy the magazine because I'm a fan of Otsuichi and wanted to see how he'd handle a Nagomi story, but since this shitty pandering illustration is included I'm not buying it on principle.
Could you post it? I know jack shit about typesetting, just want to know what happened
I love that Mutsugou Blues short https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHuuJ8O06Hw, the way his voice goes down at 00:30 does things to me. He should record an album full of Enka songs.
I know but I'm genuinely that pissed off about it, ruins a perfectly decent poster. Would have happily bought it otherwise.
The Nagomi story is fairly lengthy so I'm hoping it gets released on its own eventually.
I: This place'll do it Karamatsu. What, you don't want to?
K: I borrowed some money. How about going to a cheap hotel once in while?
I: What are you saying? It's not like we're lovers or anything?
K: But doing it outside every time.. Don't you get tired of it?
I: What are you worrying about me? Just live worrying about yourself, you trash. Whatever this conversation is useless anyway. Are you gonna do it? Or not? You were the one who wanted it, so please do as you wish.
I: We're doing this this just as a medical treatment, right?
K: ...Yeah. This is "the medical treatment" we have been administering since we were kids. It's not a sweet loving relationship by any means.
I: I told you to come in my mouth.
K: As I thought...
K: It might be weird, but seeing Ichimatsu licking my sperm so blindly, I can't help but get an unbearable urge to be kind him.
I: You don't have to prep me, just put it in.
K: Lately you've become so dear to me... What am I thinking? This is just a medical treatment for the suspension bridge effect (misattribution of arousal) we both accidentally started to feel when we were little.
K: I hope it's effects would cool down quickly. If we continued to vomit out these feelings that have no place to go, we were sure they would be cured one day. That's what we've been thinking for ten years.
Why aren't they cured? Why won't they heal? What if they won't ever be cured? Can I continue to be convinced that these feelings are just a hallucination?
K: We're brothers right? Because of me Ichimatsu has to go through this. And why, why does he continue to doing this with me? Maybe it's because we've been doing this since we were just kids...
I: Karamatsu, I'm coming
K: There is no going back anymore.
K: I'm afraid of knowing what you feel...
I: You can go now.
K: We should go togeth...
I: Just go. I'll rest for a while and I don't want you to be here.
K: ...Okay. Come back safely.
I: does he really think this is still just the suspension bridge effect? He really is an idiot! Who would go to a hotel with him? He must be kidding me. Don't touch me tenderly! I'll just get useless expectations. Shit! You want me to explain clearly why I continue to do this? I can't, I'm not skillful like that. It's enough if you treat me like trash ..I got treated like trash today by that shit head again. Today, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, every day, for ever and ever.
I: There is no way a guy like him would notice my feelings. And that's why...
Store clerk: Thank you very much.
I: I hate you so much
K: Ichimatsu will probably want to eat meat manjus too..
Unfortunate boys, the end.
>Karamatsu's kuuru voice is adorable
>Karamatsu's real voice is also adorable
I can't pick one.
Image songs would be amazing but with Sakurai not wanting to sing anymore they might never happen. I hope we get more songs in the show at least.
Thank you very much, anon!
I'd kill for a Nakamura/Kara enka CD I fucking love enka.
Also happy IchixTotty day from the states.
Just when you thought these threads couldn't get any worse.
I haven't seen enough of him to feel comfortable judging, just what I saw in there didn't endear me to him much. He kept nagging (awkwardly hitting?) on Totoko's VA too. It was kind of a bummer to see, since I really like him as a VA.
I don't think he did. I think he was trying to create a cosy mood especially concerning Totoko's VA. But he sure is loud.
Must've been hell to translate.
To the drawfag that their tablet busted would you like an old bamboo fun to use?
Aw anon, that's so sweet. That's exactly what I use but it's only a new cord I need to replace. Plus the shipping wouldn't be fair on you.
I completely agree but it gets you chewed out, fucking sucks.
Oh OK, it's no problem. If you change your mind let me know.
Hail to the king, baby.
Not sure what else to do now aside from try to get the others. I wish there were more modes or even challenges. I've never played such a tiny mobile game.
It's probably because he constantly gets the short end of the stick in life as well. It's an amusing combination.
I've noticed characters that are vain but are never the joke don't ever appeal to me.
Is there really no other way to get the matsus for buying the nicest costumes than buying them with actual money?
Apparently with the most expensive costumes you also get new expressions and poses.
Bless you anon
Please don't expect it too soon! I'm just one person after all.
Here's my whole workspace! My tip is to work as hard as you can to not use a stabilizer since SAI even at zero is better than PS with it, a friend pushed me to just a few weeks ago and I'm glad she did. And everything I've posted is done with the basic lineart brush selected.
I not-so-stealthily asked opinions on it last thread, as in what to use. I don't really like the black devil suits but I don't know which fan versions to use because there's so many! Ichi and Totty in particular.
I'd never even considered using folders before. I don't like using stabilisers much anyway, but my laptop loves to lag so my digital art is always messy.
Personally I think the canon devil suits are cute. It's nice to see the matsus in more cartoony/simple outfits because it reminds you that they're old characters. But to each their own.
I'm rooting for you anon! Keep up the great work.
This is the most finished version I'll post since it's for anon.
Are there people who actually hate Kara?
Damn, never imagined Oso to be ripped. Nice art though. He'd probably start calling it his little bro.
Imagine what the face looks like stretched.
I think I'll end up going with nun Ichi as that seems to be the most popular, it's not my personal favourite but I definitely want to go with what most people would like. Catholic style priest Kara is also the standard that I like so that's in, and I guess I'll trawl pixiv for some of the popular witch Totty designs.
My courses were auto-fail if you didn't have a correct naming system for your assets and mostly adhered to it. It's essential in a team dev environment and a good habit since this ALREADY has over 150 layers. That is a damn good excuse for a stabilizer though.
The artist who drew that said something about how they look the same with their clothes on but off there are tiny differences, and I really love that. It's not going too far off.
One little detail I've liked is how Totty can pull off an impromptu impersonation, compared to Ichi who spills spaghetti everywhere when he tries it
Their posture is different and hoodies different sizes so even if they have the same body type their bodies will still look different as is. People like Ichi don't do themselves any favors, and while Kara looks like superman with a swayed back, protruding butt and chest and his heels he is fucking with his looks because that's how you end up looking like you have a beer belly later and get tight hip flexors. Oso got this right. Also Juicy looks like he got them asian bowlegs.
There's been less character-based hate in general in these threads since the show ended, I miss episodes but this place seems much nicer now that all the perpetual trolls and bitchers fucked off to other shows.
How is it that all japanese take/save really low quality pictures of everything still?
What is wrong with you people?
>not shown to exercise, ever
>just walks around & stands around town, a lot
>seems to have a big appetite
>does seem to be somewhat strong
>Ichi can fit into his clothes
>always drawn muscular by artists
Yeah, I don't know how that work. The funny thing is how everyone draws Totty as a twink when he actually jogs & goes to the gym. There is a good chance that Kara is skinny, skinny-fat, or maybe healthy looking. If he is skinny then he must be bones.
F6 is fine just they had bad timing so the jokes ran dry.
Jyushi and Totty would probably have the muscles while everyone else is varying degrees of skinny and chubby.
Plus, I can see Kara as the kind of guy that works out his glamour muscles.
F6 is funny only when we know it's the matsus in disguise, and that only happened twice.
You bring up some good points there friend. At least in canon we have their cartoonish squish that varies from animator to animator.
Honestly Kara should not look fit at all shown his life style. Jyushi probably has the most muscle and Totty is probably toned. Oso, Kara, and Choro are probably not skinny but not really fat either. Ichi might be just a bit more chubby shown his life choices. Of course poeple love to make their favorite matsu look hot even if its really unrealistic.
My issue is they always make Choro look like a god damn twig. You think that would be the opposite when he is shown to be an Otaku.
Soft poser Kara makes more sense when you put it that way.
I don't think Choro is a twig but he'd probably be more sensible when it comes to eating. Nothing drastically different.
I agree. I think people tend to accentuate what they like about their matsu.
I like Juice just how he is however he is.
I'm all for seeing your for who they are. They're all shit and they're all great for it, not despite it.
They all already look so huggable in canon. We are blessed.
AV-Chan got to touch Jyushi
I know it was only a month but it's a nice thought, isn't it?
>Get all slug matsus except Kara
>Get macaron Kara in premium gatcha
Imagine how it felt
Pic is how I feel just thinking about it.
More like the cutest genetics
Not the other drawfag but I drew this earlier today and figured it seemed relevant
sorry if you're allergic to lewd.
> So many fanarts of the new figure
More according to archetypes if anything. The "sexy" one is going to get the muscles, the "girly" one is going to get the twink body and the feminine penis, the "nerd" one is going to get the narrow eyes and lanky frame (unless it's "sexy nerd"- then it's a lithe body).
I'm kind of dreading that. When I watched the series I didn't follow or look at anything about it on the internet until ep 24, so the shipping actually surprised me.
I want stupid antics, not shipteasing.
Everybody likes to be pandered to, anon, it just depends on what you want most. Other series might have people wanting more tit or ass shots, some want more action, and then here some want ship pandering. It might be something you hate, but don't say hoping for pandering isn't a fujo-only thing that happens.
I wasn't dissing the idols, I just assumed their fandom was a bit more niche since the series isn't really otome in nature. I usually see more art of them coming from artists who draw them more muscley or are already into otome stuff.
But that wouldn't work on anyone other than Choroko (Her taste in doujins is odd enough) and maybe Totoko if they were pretty enough.
There might be a repeat of the "See you, Fuglies" scene but directed at them.
>Innumerable shows every season with crazy fanservice shots
You better fuck off with that double standard.
>Instead of prostitution they set up prices depending on which brother gets to be paired with which for a set amount of time
>The price gets hiked the longer the customer pays them to be together
>All sorts of transactions for what the boys do
>The more popular a duo is, the more their base price increases
>Customers have an option to pay for as long as they can fap to since that's probably the reason they're here in the first place
I enjoy comics that don't need a translation for the punchline.
I: Hm. Cute...
N: The white suit is good (?)
N: Looks kind of like a wedding dress.
N: So pretty, Karamatsu...
N: Let's get married.
If you ever want a fast rough translation of text on an image, this sounds backwards but you can take a picture of the text on your monitor screen with your phone in the google translate app. It does Korean relatively well, Japanese is so-so. If you're completely lost with a kanji character it can save your ass.
No problem, it definitely works best if you already know hiragana/katakana and can pick out things the translator doesn't understand like names and foreign words. For some reason I don't think I've ever seen somebody mention you could do this, I know I'm not the first to think of it so I hope more share it around since it's nice for personal use.
Shy in the streets,
slutin the sheets.
It's because most /a/nons would either ignore your requests, tell you to learn Japanese already, or call you newfags and lurk more and fuck off.
Regardless, thank you once again for your generosity.
Talk about teach a man to fish... bo/a/rd full of dumbfucks that could just give that advice so the person would make less requests but helping is verboten. Oh well.
Oh I agree, I'm just inclined to help someone out sometimes if they've worded it politely and then are told lurk and fuck off. miniblog
maybe I'm just a pushover but it feels good to be good
Purity vs Degeneracy
Of course I think you could switch around Kara and Choro. I am just going by how Choro freaked out over getting pat. Unlike Ichi who was gets a boner over a cat while fapping in alleyway.
Ichimatsu probably turned out luckiest, since he married into wealth and gets to laugh about it.
Osomatsu's balding at 35 and can't get married, and Karamatsu regrets ever getting married since his wife pushes him around.