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You walk into your room and see this. What do you do?

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You walk into your room and see this. What do you do?
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>>139689241
Wonder if I've walked onto the set of The Witches of Eastwick.
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Proceed to have sex with the straight girls on the bed.
Except Hayate because she's shit and no one cares about her.
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>>139689241
quietly leave the room so as to not to disturb my harem as they sleep, they will need proper rest to satisfy my needs later.
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>>139689241

Steal their clothes and leave.

Fuckin' dykes.
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>>139689241
Turn 360° and moonwalk away. My autism is needed elsewhere.
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>>139689642
>Proceed to have sex with the straight girls on the bed.
>Except Hayate

So, you have sex with no one then.
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That's one huge bed
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>fuck, kill, rape

go
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>>139689642
>Except Hayate because she's shit and no one cares about her.
Oh whatever, i'll bite. It's always good to have an excuse to post the awesome group of people that cares forma Hayate the most.
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Ignore them and do the daily routine.
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Those sports clothes really conceal her figure. I haven't noticed Sieglinde's delicious hips.
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>>139692216
fuck Feito, kill Nanoha, marry Hayate
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>>139689543
Ha, I watched that porno. Redhead in the sequel a best.
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>>139693008
>kill Nanoha
Here lies Anon.
1989 - 2016
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>>139689241
Why is the woman in the hologram on the right using a television as a display instead of a hologram of her own?
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>>139689241

Cum all over them ala End of Evangelion.
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>>139689241
Ask them why is their bed so big

>>139692216
Rape Fate
Fuck Nanoha
Kill Hayate
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>>139691030
It looks like a hotel bed.
Double king sized, maybe?
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>hating Hayate
How?
>killing Hayate
How?
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>>139692156

Throw them out with he burnable garbage I suppose.

Maybe give 'em a sniff or wear them first as a goof.
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Any other series where the lesbian couple gets a child?
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>>139694286
Hayate is love.
Hayate is life
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>>139694424
Should of stayed a cripple.
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>>139689241
>lay between the redhead and brunette
>ask the blonde if she feels lonely over there
>tell her the reason i laid between these two was because i wanted her to be the one to lay ontop
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>>139694527
>Should of
>of
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>>139694807
It's a doggy dog world.
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>>139692216
Rape Hayate
Nanoha and Fate fuck each other
Kill (You)
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>>139696196
Don't forget your Cyclone miracle rape drug.
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>>139696295
It's been how many years? And Cyclones still repeating the same thing from the first doujin, Tis kindda sad how one track someone with such art skills is.
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>>139689642
But Hayate is the only straight girl there.
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InnocentS 3 https://mega.nz/#!cZ0TmJZA!wTO_5DqvwwY5Q9G5EUWmyb1ZI-IfwZ_OuY5BVFe89Q0
Vivid 83 http://tieba.baidu.com/p/4455242134
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that's a big bed
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Try to avoid the coming Starlight Breaker.
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>>139699584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMxY7cugtIY
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>>139700670
That's some sick skills she got here.
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the one in the middle seems to not wear panties
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>>139701141
That's just due to the angle/quality of that shot.
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>>139689642
>Except Hayate because she's shit and no one cares about her.
You can fuck right off with that. Child or adult, Hayate is the best.
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>>139689241
Shoot the dykes for trespassing.
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>>139689241
Why is my bed so big?
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>>139689241
wonder who took a shit on my bed
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>>139689241
First I would wonder why my bed is so big, then I would put a blanket over them so they don't catch a cold.
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>>139707692
>>139708097

Your bed isn't big, it's just they are all very very tiny.

In reality, of course, Hayate rented the Suite because of its ginormous orgy-sized bed.
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>>139709176
I know you're joking about Rein but now you've got me wondering how tall they're actually supposed to be. Skimmed through my folder for any infographics that might provide an answer but couldn't find any with measurements for the adults.

Apparently Nanoha was about 4'3" (129 cm) in Triangle Hearts.
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OLIVIE BEST
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>>139694386
Let that silence be your answer.
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Holyshit huge bed

My room's 1/4 of the size
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They are very tiny I think this is only fan calculation so take it with grain of salt
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>>139710608
I should have noticed this earlier
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>>139689241

It's already noon, I wonder why they're still there, so I tell them to leave.
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Just to be clear, these girls are totally fucking each other, right?
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>>139712301

Yeah, but it's totally just military camaraderie.

Keeps morale up.
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>>139712301
Not at that point, but later, yeah.

Except Hayate, she's married to her job.
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>>139711532
I always take any height chart as a grain of salt.
If anything, they always look 10cm bigger than they actually are.
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>>139693963
>>139699473
>>139707692
>>139708097

There are 4 pillows there. Maybe they prepared it for you. Or is it for Yuuno?
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>>139713087
Rein II's on a pillow there, you know?
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Vita a cute. A CUTE!
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Apparently nips think that the Vivid S2/BDs delay is due Yukarin and King Records's sudden break up.
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>>139689241
Ask them where they purchased such a large mattress
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>>139713400
DELETE THIS.
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Can cyborg girls love girls?
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>>139714380
>Subaru will never use her inhuman strength to pin you against your bed
>You will never hear her joints make soft mechanical sounds as she rolls over in her sleep besides you
>You will never make her a salad out of 4+ heads of lettuce and a whole box of tomatoes
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>>139707658
I want to hit on Sieglinde and feel Victorias glare.
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>>139713774
I didn't think King Records was responsible for anything other than recording the OP and ED. Even if that could cause a delay, Yukarin didn't leave them until like two months ago so that doesn't explain what prevented them from releasing BDs at any point in the year prior to that.

I think the delay has more to do with A-1 wanting Vivid to fail since deliberately ruining the flagship franchise of a competing studio is worth more to them than whatever small cut they'd get from the BD sales. I don't know how else to explain why they'd screw themselves out of what's basically free money after the series has already been made since BDs are cheap as hell to print and can be sold for almost pure profit. This is all 7arcs's fault for being stupid enough to trust another studio to care about their original work.
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>>139714705
Did 7arcs fund their own series? I doubt it. The publisher is the one with the money, they make the decisions.
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>>139714705
That could explain the horrendoua quality and the silly mistakes when we saw the awesome looking stuff A-1 can do.
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>you will never have your two gorgeous mamas embarrass you in public.
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>>139715403
I want to be Fate right there.
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>>139689241
Ignore them and go find mai waifu.
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>>139715670
Superb taste.
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>>139715670
Shamal pls
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>>139715742
Implying Shamal can take on this blazing beauty.
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>>139714705
>I didn't think King Records was responsible for anything other than recording the OP and ED
Look at this screenshot, King Records was the head of the production committee, they funded the anime. KR has used Nanoha to promote Nana and Yukarin.
>>139714766
>Did 7arcs fund their own series?
>セブン・アークス
7arcs did fund the Vivid anime. They chose A-1 and gave them money to make the anime.
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>>139689241
Wonder who farted
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>>139715908
>hidden butt
>hand covering face in shame
Hayate you dirty girl.
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>>139715908
Morning farts are the best
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>>139689241
Sell them as sex slaves.
Use the money to buy Nanoha DVDs and fap to 2D perfection.
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House of whips.
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>>There are still people who don't know that Nanoha, Wanko to Kurasao, and Dog Days were all made by the same guy
>>There are people who don't know the guy likes Dog Days way better than Nanoha but just keeps up with Nanoha because it's a cash cow for the studio/publisher
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>>139689241
>take off dick
>join them in napping because I'm exhausted as fuck
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>>139718603
>keeps up with Nanoha
Face the facts, Anon, the franchise is dead.
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>>139718603
>because it's a cash cow
Not for long. The franchise is running on yuri loli fumes.
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>>139718603
>cash cow
Where's the 3rd though.
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>>139711133
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>>139689241

get these white girls out of my home
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How does /a/ feel about Chinese dresses on EVERYONE?
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>>139723590
I only care about the ones who'll be embarrassed by having to wear them.
So Nove, Einhart, Signum, Miura, Otto, and Yuuno.
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>>139719284
keep waiting
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>>139698720
So Miura lost to Sieg at the end of the tournament.
Just a page of her getting rekt and a mention of her loss.
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>>139728459
Levi a lewd
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>>139728951
>Rookie of the Year VS. The Champ reduced to a single page and a passing commed.

That's it. ViVid is finally dead to me now.
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